Proper Breedin'

It's February Tomorrow: Did Your $2000 Check Go Out The Door After The Dems Won The Senate On January 5th?

I hate to tell you, but Rapey Uncle Joe lied to you.  No $2000 check for you, dummy.  If you believed that racist shithead, well, you are getting exactly what you deserve. 

Neolib Scum Liz Lasses Like Amanda Marcotte Are Way Frakkin' Dumber Than The Drooliest MAGAtard In Any Town

Just vile.  Neolib Dems are literally worse than ass cancer.  Arch-conservative Liz Lasses stanning The Snake are more horrible still.  Marcotte is a fucking idiot, a perfect example of a shallow, establishment nitwit failing upwards.  Conservatives of all stripes must be shunned from decent society for the good of us all.

Movies Are Ded

One Reason Sam 'The Simp' Seder Burns With Hatred Of Jimmy Dore: Dore Is Way More Popular With Actual People

Dore does a one-off livestream, six hours earlier than usual, and almost triples Seder's audience.  Oops.  Good thing Seder is rich and has MSDNC money too or else he'd be eating worms out of puddles.  Jesus.

Political Song for Rapey Uncle Joe to Sing to Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock

Hank's Inbred Bastard Son Harlan Hill Is Also A Yuge Pussy

Apparently the moon-faced special boy doesn't want to eat his size 4 toddler shoe like he promised.  What a fucking cuck.  No wonder he loves Trump so much.  They're both beta boy cuck losers.  This shit makes Bobby look good.

Bagger Insanity Never Fails To Entertain If You Are A True Sick Mofo

Jon Ossoff Is Already Feeling That Stampede Running Over The Grave Of His Political Career

Sad.  For once, the liar will pay the price.  All over a stupid $2000 check.  Ossoff's humiliating loss in 2026 will be old news after Warnock in 2022 and the Dems in 2024.

Pretty Good Summary Of The Game Stop Funfetti From Everybody's Favorite Libertarian Fella Glenn Greenwald

This is pretty good.  Reddit day traders and Game Stop killing off a hedge fund or two is probably the only thing making America greater again.

Geriatric Conservatives Like Tom Nichols Are Dumber Than Dog Shit--Even Before The Dementia!

Taxing trades is one of the best ways to raise revenue AND control the markets.  Pro tip: This is exactly what the government should be doing.  Taxing trades is fabulous policy all around.  Tom Nichols is not exactly any sort of genius award winner.  Ilhan Omar didn't exactly invent this idea, but any elected official who can manage to flicker a one watt bulb should be on board.  Nichols is dumber than dog shit and a decrepit old man, so we can painlessly ignore him.

Proud Boy Closet-Case Henry Tarrio Is Also A Proud Informant For The Cops

Absolutely no sentient being in the galaxy is surprised by this.  Jesus.  It is funny, tho.  Proud Boys are so fucking lame.

Demented Teabagging Shithead And Not Father Of The Year Eric Bolling Is Sick Of So Much Winning!

Sick to death of all the fucking winning!  So. Much. Winning.  It sure would be nice to see Bolling get caught up in some Trump bullshit going forward and get everything he deserves.  Inshallah.

Your Dad's Band Is Cool

Did Jimmy Dore Interview Alex, The Singletrack Sampler?

By The Time Election Day In 2022 Comes Around, Every American Who Isn't A Seder Simp Will Understand That By Every Important Measure, Joe Biden Has Been Worse Than Trump

Trump is a known quantity now, debased and incompetent and just fucking gross, but Biden will be seen as a hated and hateful monster leading to the destruction of the Dems in the midterms.  There are expectation for Biden and the Dems, expectations that no sane person would have had for Trump and the GOP, but Biden will fail on all of them.  The promised $2000 checks are the start of Biden's lies and failures, but there will be so many more.  Nonsense like putting a Tubman $20 bill or cancelling a pipeline that was never going to be used with oil prices in the shitter is not going to fool anyone who isn't a blubbering neolib Dem pissboy.  Nobody with half a brain is gonna be dumb enough to vote for that Dem horseshit again. 

Unless they're rich guys with trust funds and great healthcare and MSDNC sinecures or the folks who like to sniff a neolib loser like Seder's jock.

Hambini's Back--Apparently Not Dead From Covid Or Finished Off By His Enemy The Taxi

Risible Seder Simp Tom Hall: Liar; Ben Dixon: Lickspittle Uncle Tom; His Clickbaity Crew: Brainless Clowns; Brother Cornel West: Way Too Nice To Those Ignorant Fools

Holy shit, this Tom Hall motherfucker is a fukkin' liar!  I watched that entire excruciating interview with Brother West and those four idiots, and West never even came close to saying his support of FTV and Brother Dore was a mistake.  What West did say over and over, though, was that those fools were some ignorant shitheads who needed to schooled, so he did it.  Tom Hall is full of shit.

Dixon was so full of shit the entire time, talking about AOC and the Squad being "free sisters" who shouldn't be told what to do.  The first person Dore went after for FTV was Mark Pocan, decidedly not a black or brown brother or sister; AOC inserted herself into the discussion when she engaged with Justin Jackson and proceeded to get ass handed to her.  After that she became the focus BECAUSE SHE WANTED IT.  She thought she was talented enough to handle the heat, but she proved she was not.  West basically called Dixon an idiot repeatedly, but did it in such a kind and loving way that Dixon had no idea what was being said.  West told him those shitheads in Congress were some of the most wealthy and powerful people in the world, and if they were not going to do the work they promised to do when they were on the campaign trail, well, they deserved to be called out, shamed, and replaced if they were tools of the empire.  

That dipshit crew he had on are some dumb motherfuckers, too.  They had no fucking idea what West was saying most of the time so all they could do was pretend.  It was embarrassing to watch.  A couple of the doofs attempted to derail Brother West by talking reparations and shit, but they all conveniently forgot that before the FTV talk began, NOBODY was talking about leveraging the once-in-a-lifetime leverage over Pelosi to get ANYTHING.  Nobody had a plan before Dore: not AOC, not Sam Seder or Cenk or Kyle Kulinski; certainly not Ben Dixon and his boot-licking crew.  Apparently Ben Dixon thinks that his show is some manner of Negro League Majority Report.  100% clueless idiots.  And total cringe.

Overall, Dr. West is far too kind to fatuous grifters like Dixon.  He should have slapped down those assclowns, but that's not his way.  And he never should have gone within miles of Ben Dixon after he smeared BJG, but Brother West is all about loving all our brothers and sisters, no matter how disgusting and ignorant they may be.  But I'm not, and everyone would be better off if Brother West called out the dummies and the grifters like Ben Dixon and his three stooges.

Not Breaking News: Rapey Uncle Joe Lied About $2000 Checks Going Out The Door After Georgia

You get nothing and like it, dummy.  Rapey Uncle Joe ain't gonna send you that check.  You were dumb enough to believe him and now you're getting everything you deserve.  Nothing.

After The Brutal Beatdown He Got From BJG On Friday, Today Is Another Bad Day On The Internets For Sam 'The Simp' Seder

Glenn Greenwald groks Seder, atmo.  And let's not forget that while GG is a libertarian crank at his core, libertarian cranks are very useful, especially when they have the fucking guts Greenwald does.  So there.

Seder has been absolutely losing his shit, flailing around like the simp he is, attacking Jimmy Dore and getting slammed again after the pasting he got from BJG. 

Meanwhile, BJG has been taking a victory lap or two so all of us can join in the fun of watching a corporate Dem stooge eat shit--jesus, she just keeps murdering him.  Seder is just fucking stupid; Seder calling Dore or anyone a dum dum is pure projection.

Amherst's College

Drive-By Fisking Of Drooling Hard-Right Reactionary Rachel 'The Dipshit' Bitecofer Is Too Easy But Still Useful

Dylan Matthews.  Bitecofer is a fucking moron.  Conservatives are dumber than dog shit.  And remember that Sam Seder had this idiot Bitecofer on his show during the primaries to talk shit about Sanders, so...

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Terrence K. Williams Is One Demented Motherfucker

Being a bagger is sick enough, but being a fucking Tom is like the rancid diarrhea icing on a steaming shit layer cake.  Conservatism is a mental disorder.

Briahna Joy Gray Does A Violence And Skullfucks Sam 'The Simp' Seder

The thing about Seder is, he's just not that bright.  He's a rich kid prototypical failson who wants nothing more than to be promoted from pissboy to Christ Hayes' full-time scrotum laver on MSDNC.  He's soft and weak.  Seder's slow-witted, so BJG cuts him to ribbons, while poor Virgil, well, like most Cornellians Justin is just not up to it so he sits there and feels inadequate.  It's not that complex.  Dore's a working-class guy AND a genuinely skilled, funny, and successful comedian.  Seder's fucking jealous.  He doesn't want to be an MSDNC boot-licker, but it's all he was ever good at.  Dore had freedom.  Has freedom that Seder never will, and it burns Seder.  Add to that the fact that Seder is dummy and a simp, and, well, you get this brutal violation by BJG.  The Majority Report is slick and harmless to look at--it's easy to watch--but there's no content beyond neolib horseshit presented as an "independent" perspective.  Seder doesn't give a fuck about M4All; he's got plenty of money and great healthcare--along with his own loyal cadre of suck-ups and pissboys below him on the idiot establishment food chain who rely on him for their salary and are there to give him a stroke when he needs it--so he'd never do anything that might actually jeopardize his wealth and income.  Sure, he supported Sanders, but Sanders himself is a weak, corporate establishment Dem-approved party member who worked hard for Biden AND promised to do Biden's bidding in the Senate.  Being for Sanders over Booty-Gig or the Klobmonster is not exactly a radical position.  Nope, Seder's a grifter and a liar who is so fucking jealous of Jimmy Dore that he really can't bear it, and BJG fucking ruins him.  Nice.

The Truth Is Out, They're Just Not Telling You

Heh, indeedy.

If Sam Seder Had Ever Been A Part Of Anything This Funny, Chris Hayes' Balls Would Not Get Laved Half As Much

4 Christs Sake

The Curse Of Babylon 5 Continues: Mira Furlan RIP

I mean, the curse is less of a curse each year, but still.  Lotsa folks from that show went too early, and 65 should be the new 50 or some shit by now in the 21st century.  I hope Will Robinson is keeping himself safe and sound!

KHive Sluts, Stillwithering Hildos, And Racist Neolib Dems Are More Horrible Than A Bagger Orgy

These vile people are the scum of the Earth.  At least the MAGA CHUDS were honestly grotesque, but these KHive whores and Hildos are more disgusting in every conceivable way.

Kamala Harris sucks so bad she couldn't win a single delegate.  Nothing Dems like more than the most obscene risible failure.

Now It's The Devinci Marshall AF Made In Canada!

What the AF?  Pretty frakkin' cool to see a bike made in Canada again, eh.  Solid trail bike design that's also not a piece of shit from Specialized or Trek or Giant or Cannondale.  Nice & inexpensive, too, so this is right in line to be a cool kids' bike.  Good stuff.  Would prob want to spend another $150 US for a better fork and a shock with lockout, tho. 

Biden's Gonna Do What Mitch McConnell Wants Instead Of Sending You That Promised $2000 Check

Hey!  You fucked up.  You trusted Rapey Uncle Joe!  Even some of the fucking Dems are pissed that Biden is going to waste most of this year fucking around with McConnell instead of ramming through a relief check with 51 votes ASAP, helping the American people AND HIS OWN FUCKING PARTY in the process.  By the time McConnell gets through with Biden's COVID bill, there will be no checks for anyone not on Wall Street AND another half a million Americans will be dead.  If you were dumb enough to vote for Biden or for Warnock and Ossoff, well, you are getting exactly what you deserve from Rapey Uncle Joe.

Is Vynl Bikes Back? Pressing Play??

Shit, I would not have bet on that.  If they can make a go of it, again, well, damn.  Who knew?  If still FTW and all that good shit, that's a welcome addition.  Wretched taste in music, tho.  You take what you can get, I guess.  Thanks, Biden.

Yahoo!'s Rick Newman Is So Much More Than A Bad Faith Propagandist--He's Also Dumber Than Dog Shit And Doesn't Know What Socialist Means

It's obvious Rick Newman is not a vibrant or original thinker.  This blithering nonsense not only mangles the meaning of the word 'socialist' but also manages to misrepresent at least two full years of American politics with the goal of making sure that every GOP priority remains in the forefront of American political possibilities AND make it much less likely any dirty prole gets a fucking cent from the government.  I mean, yeah, I understand Nick Rewman's role in the greater scheme, but christ all fucking mighty, our pissboys still manage to be embarrassing and incompetent pissboys.  Clearly America is a dead society.

Did Rapey Uncle Joe Forget About The $2000 Checks He Said Would 'Go Out The Door' If The Dems Won In Georgia?

Did he forget?  How could he forget?  Just how fucking senile is Rapey Uncle Joe, anyway?  It sure seems like Biden forgot.  And Congress, Schumer and Pelosi and the Fraud Squad.  Weird.  I guess Dems are dumb enough to believe every lie.  I sure hope all the good Americans who aren't brain-dead neolib Dems don't forget about those checks Biden promised.

Trump Was Too Much Of A Coward To Pardon Assange And Snowden--Trump Is The Ultimate Beta Cuck Pussy

What a fucking pussy.  It's amazing what a cuck Trump has always been, and how fucking pathetic his MAGA CHUD stans were right to the end.  Cowards all.  The ultimate soyboy beta cucks.

SimpSeder Twitter Is Samuel The Simp

Apparently some pussy Seder Simp reported SimpSeder Twitter so now it's "Samuel the Simp".  Still better than the establishment Dem/GOP apologia you get from Sam Seder and his Simps.

Fite Song

Now It's The Ripley AF

Ibis as-fucks another one.  That cheap silver color is the worst choice for these metal frames.  It's like a K-Mart special.  And that lower horizontal downtube section just to get a fucking water bottle inside the frame is the dumbest design compromise in recent mountain bike history.  Inexcusable.  At least these fuckin' Ibis bikes are not as ugly as Evil frames are.  So, there's that, I guess.

SAT II Tests Dropped--Now It Looks Like Some Of The Elite Private Schools Will Be Going Back To AP Classes

Well played.  Using corona as an excuse to drop a money-losing product is a real boss move for the College Board.  Now all those elite private schools that dropped AP classes when the proles started taking them are gonna need to scramble to catch up in case some public school kid with 12 AP classes suddenly looks like a winning candidate at Harvard or some shit next year.  Heh, indeedy.

What Do You Want, Vir?

Stephen Furst was great in Babylon 5.  Moon-faced assassin of joy, indeed.

'Accepted' Is Jonah Hill's Greatest Roll

In Accepted, Hill was only playing five years younger and was festively plump.  That flick is Jonah Hill at the peak of his art.  Plus no Seth Rogan in sight.

Know Where, Man

Klete Keller's Anchor Leg In The 8 Free Relay At The Athens Olympics Was One Of The Best Olympic Performances In One Of The Truly Iconic Olympic Races

He really didn't hold off Thorpe; he beat him on the final 50 after a great turn.  One of the best Olympic swimming performances ever.  Now the stupid fucker is a MAGA CHUD.  Jesus.

Virag's Can't-Miss High-Concept For Must-Shit Tee Vee: Ronald D. Moore's 'Airwolf'

$2000 Check Means A Check For $2000: The American People Are Not Gonna Forget This Shit

Only the slimiest fucking neolib Dems, all too rich to get any fucking check, are stupid enough to believe that the Americans who were tricked into voting for or supporting Dems on the promise of a $2000 are dense enough to just vote for Dems again and get nothing again in 2022.  Those conservative neolib Dems are more disgusting than MAGA CHUDS, and they are in for a yuge shock in a coupla years.

Pretty much everyone who's not laving Rapey Uncle Joe's nutsack can understand that $1400 is not, in fact, the promised $2000 check.  This is political suicide for the Dems.  Yes, the yuge majority of American's are suffering and need all the free money they can get, but the sooner the Democratic Party is flushed into the cesspool of history, the sooner we can have a legitimate, functioning political economy in this nation, so have it, you nasty neolib cocksuckers.

Whirled Star

$1400 Is Not $2000: How Are Jon Ossoff And Raphael Warnock Letting Biden And The Dems Sentence Them To Losing Their Next Election Without Speaking Up?

Both Ossoff and Warnock should be lighting up the airwaves and every single Dem in Congress over this lie Rapey Uncle Joe told America about $2000 checks.  And Warnock has to run again in TWO YEARS!  There's no fucking way he'll win after this if Biden and Schumer and Pelosi don't deliver those promised $2000 checks.  This is political malpractice so egregiously stupid that not even the fucking Trump kids would be dumb enough to try it.  

All this is before anyone even thinks about the criminal lack of relief payments from the government as a whole and begins to consider how incompetently managed the entire COVID response has been with regards to public health, healthcare, and the economy.  

The fucking Dems can't even keep a simple promise of a $2000 check going out the door if Ossoff and Warnock won in Georgia.  For the love of christ, never vote for Dems.

All Cops Are Bastards: Defund The Police

Hospital should consider hiring BLM to be their security detail.  Teach the fuckin' pigs a lesson.

Scarf'd

1400 Is Not 2000, And You Know Trump, McConnell, And McCarthy Would Not Be Making This Shabby Political Mistake

If Trump, McConnell, and McCarthy found themselves in the situation Biden, Schumer, and Pelosi are in, there's no fucking way in hell ANY OF THEM would be dumb enough to be committing political suicide the way Biden and the Dems are.  Not a chance.  And they're to a man dumber than fucking dog shit!  Trump and McConnell would looking to cement their unexpected wins and threadbare majority with $2000 fucking checks going out the door first thing after inauguration day!  McCarthy would be looking at holding the House with epic gains because they actually did what they promised for once!  Easy peasy lemon squeezy.  Rapey Uncle Joe Fucking Biden said $2000 checks not $1400 checks, and now all any GOP shithead running for the next four years has to say is "Hey! Did you get that $2000 check those liars promised you? No!? Then vote for me. I'm Roy Moore and I approved this message."  It's too fucking easy, but Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and the rest of the Dem establishment are such vile people that they couldn't even take an easy win.

The Dems are going to get slaughtered in 2022, lose the House and the Senate, but Biden doesn't give shit--he's a fucking Republican anyway!.  All those fucking Dems in Congress who are gonna be out on their asses should care, though!  Biden's losses in 2022 are going to make Obama's historic humiliation in the midterms seem like a rampaging triumph in comparison.

And all those Dems and KHive cocksuckers and all the rest mewling about 600+1400=2000 are all way too wealthy to qualify for these fucking checks, so they don't give a shit either.

But the GOP fuckers, they care.  And they're gonna ride not-$2000-checks to an historic trouncing of the Democrats in 2022.

(Plus all the suffering of the gross dirty proles and the need for a monthly relief check of at least $2000 for the past year fucking backdated AND a relief check for the next year till everyone is vaccinated, but none of the miserable motherfuckers in the Democratic Party give a shit about that stupid stuff.  And healthcare.)

Every Day In America Is An Imperial Atrocity's Birthday, And Today We Celebrate The Bombing Of Baghdad!

Happy Birthday to another American Crime Against Humanity!  Our beautiful brave patriotic exceptional American freedom makes our mass murder jesus' favorite mass murder!

Emma Vigeland Will Be A GOP Press Flack In Five Years, So A Drive-By Fisking Is Always Warranted

Emma Vigeland is the mousey queen of the Seder Simps, and in five years she will be a dollar-store Hope Hicks or Kellyanne Conway.  And Sam Seder still won't be Chris Hayes, but gods-dammit, he will be licking those boots and slurping that piss like a champ regardless as a loyal part-time MSDNC boy.

Karyote You

Pathetic Vapid Discourse: The Blitherings Of A Simpleton

Derp!  BikeYoke works good.  Derp!  OneUp works good and is long.  Derp!  So insight!  Much original!  Wow!  Seriously, this poor dumb bastard's mommy was lying to him when she said he was a smart and handsome boy and was a little too proud of the messes he left in his shorts, his bed, the floor, his diaper, his potty once out of every 200 times.  Sad.  Thanks, Biden!

Raphael Warnock Has To Run Again In Georgia In Two Years

The KHive And Their Slut Queen Kamala Harris Are The Most Disgusting People On Earth

Not even Donald Trump is this fucking grotesque.  But the brain-dead, rock-ribbed neolib Dems in the KHive are all dumber than dog shit, so it will be probably a month or two at most before most other voters decide they would have been better off with another Trump term than with this scum.  Sad, but it will be impossible to convince them that the Dems are better any time soon after this fucking abortion.

Nobody With An Ounce Of Good Sense Watches Sam Seder And His Gross Simps In 2021

No time for trust fund kids with MSNBC contracts and their sycophant simps.  There's real shit that needs doing now, so fuck those neolib fuckers.  It's time to take out Sam Seder and the rest of the right-wing trash and get to work!

Two Many Libertarian Boys: Glenn And Fonzi--At Least Glenn Greenwald Isn't Laughing At Nick Gillespie's Rug

Turnin' Diary

Not Only Is AOC A Fraud, But She Really Might Be As Dumb As Every Conservative Claimed

This is just fucking dumber than dog shit.  AOC got tricked into showing her whole ass on #ForceTheVote when she tried to be condescending regarding impeachment on Twitter.  I mean, this is an inexcusable self own.  Every one of these points were made TO HER last month and BY HER AND THE DSA in 2018 and 2019.  If she's this fucking stupid, well, she's Nancy Pelosi in more ways than just her vile conservative politics.   

Wow, The House Can Impeach A Lame Duck President In Only Days--Healthcare Votes, Tho, Not So Much

The House of Representatives is focused and powerful when they want to be.  But they can't schedule a vote on healthcare or anything.  Relief payments.  Anything that might help most people.  That shit is just too fucking hard.  Impeaching Trump when they know he won't suffer beyond that act, well, that's FUCKING VITAL TO AMERICA!.  Sure it is.

Epic Loser And Clyburn Hack Jaime Harrison Is The Worst Possible Choice For DNC

Rapey Uncle Joe is exceeding expectations as a senile old reactionary dipshit with another awful choice.  In case nobody noticed, Harrison lost bigly, and his former boss is one of the most corrupt AND least effective members of Congress, so if you want to build a loser machine, well, I guess he's the guy.  Christ.

Brian Anderson's @MAGALAWBRIAN Account Is The Best Bagger Lunatic Republican Parody Of 2021

Holy fukkin' shit, this is comedy gold.  Anderson captures the entire unhinged racist revanchist reactionary teabagging mainstream Republican Gestalt so effortlessly.  Just fucking wonderful.  Bravo.

The Big Comfy Convo Couch

Despite some wrong-headed and simplistic cringe at times and eye-rolling Tulsi stanning, this is still a billion times more useful than another 10 years of Sam Seder and Emma Vigeland.

If You Ever Wanted A Picture Of Seder Simp No-Me-KEE Kunst Praising Little Miss Lindsey Graham, A Very Bad Man Retweeted It For You

Such a bad man for retweeting this picture and tweet.  Shame.  It's fucking violence.  Who ever would have guessed than one of Sam Seder's Simps was a fan of a vile racist reactionary closet-case like Lindsey Graham??

I wonder if she offered to lick his ladybugs for him?

Start The Press

James Joyce In Particular, And Literature In General, Confound And Confuse The Racist Bagger Lunatics On Free Re-Pubic

JAJ's Ulysses is beyond their capacity to discuss coherently, and literature in general bemuses them to the point of pitiful tears and impotent rage.   

Being a conservative is the most obvious sign of severe mental defect.  And the unhinged, violent, racist, revanchist teabaggers on the Free Re-Pubic are all mainstream conservative Republicans.

Wow, This Guy Really Loves Modern Baseball

I mean, okay, dude. Cool. I guess. Yeah. 

In The End, Nothing Is More Grotesque Than A MAGA CHUD Teabagger

10,000 litres of boiling pig shit could not be any more vile than a garden variety racist, teabagging MAGA CHUD.  Republicans are mental defectives.

Songs 4 Jung & Old

Bill Belichick Is Sick To Death Of Winning!

So much winning!  Trump is full of winning!  Bill Belichick is winning with Trump!

Say, How Did That Fake-Poll Trafalgar Group Do With The Georgia Runoff?

Got it completely wrong!  No fucking way!  How could that be after they got every other race wrong, too??  Robert Cahaly is a complete fucking fraud??  Are Republicans dumber than dog shit?

We may never know the answer to these questions, but tune in next time for another exciting episode of Bullshit, or Not?

Smooth-Brain, Prize-Winning Bagger Wears His Olympic Team Jacket To Bagger Cuck Coup

Klete Keller is not the smartest boy.  But baggers are not known for their mental acuity.  I'm mildly shocked Lochte wasn't caught there with his dick out.

If You Are A Fan Of Grant Petersen At Bridgestone And Rivendell, Nathan J. Robinson Makes Perfect Sense

Picture this: Instead of being a bike nerd, Grant Petersen instead attends Brandeis, Yale, and Harvard, honing his political voice and personal style.  Read Current Affairs as a Bridgestone Catalogue from the early 90s and a Rivendell Reader from the late 90s.  Well, if you do that, you have Nathan J. Robinson.  It's all so easy if you have the proper perspective.

Great News For Humanity: Sheldon Adelson Is Dead!

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Political Song for Any Ex Seder Simp to Sing

Seder Simps Are Dumber Than Dog Shit

There's no fucking way grown ass humans should be this stupid, but christ, these neolib dummies are beyond useless.  What the fuck is the matter with people.  Wealthy boot lickers are more gross than the skeeviest MAGA CHUDS.

Oregon Whale Gets Sploded, Remastered

Shashwat Sinha Gets It About AOC, Atmo

Gets it, atmo.  AOC is just Pelosi 40 fucking years ago only smart and attractive and talented.  That's good for her career.  That's fucking awful for the rest of us. 

#FraudSquad

Jimmy Dore Brilliantly Exposed The Fake Left Everywhere, In Congress, In The "Indepentent" Media, And The Sorry Bastards Running Around Loose Being Stupid

Now we know.  We know AOC and the rest in Congress are officially part of the problem.  We know how the TYT liars and Seder Simps are all about protecting their healthy paydays at the expense of healthcare.  We know how many dimwits and dipshits are too stupid to understand what's going on in the world OR are rock-ribbed neolib assholes once you scratch them even a little bit.  

It was so easy for those liars and grifters and fools to not show their whole ass on this, but they couldn't help it.  Jimmy Dore unmanned them without even trying.  He poached an idea from the DSA in 2019, and forced the DSA to fight against that very same plan in 2020.  Dore's contribution to this nation and the fight for real progress cannot be understated.  This was a disappointing but vital time in the fight for Medicare for All and all the rest of the agenda.  AOC, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Ayana Pressley, Ro Khanna, Pramila Jayapal, together they could have removed Nancy Pelosi as Speaker, but they never even considered it.  Pelosi's historic failure in 2020 gave those frauds once-in-a-lifetime power and leverage over the Speaker of the House, and they squandered it.  It took Jimmy Dore to expose them once and for all.  Cenk and Sam Seder and their idiot minions fought Jimmy Dore harder than they ever fought for healthcare.  Nothing is more important to Sam Seder than his MSNBC payday.

Now we know.

Glenn Greenwald Can See The Future!

Sometimes being a crank is a good thing and being a libertarian boy is useful.  Greenwald is surely correct when he says the bagger riot/insurrection/MAGA coup attempt will be used to attack civil rights FOR EVERYONE and crush free speech going forward.  That's the nature of ultra-conservative government and political establishment.  (And, yes, if the Dems were a true opposition party, even a centrist one, instead of being complicit, a second hard-right conservative party, they would oppose this shit instead of advocating for it.)  This is yet another failing of the "left" in the Democratic Party and in the US in general.  And it's why Greenwald speaking out is very useful.

Kevin Greeson Is This Year's Bagger Of The Year!

He is the baggiest bagger who ever bagged.  He met is end after he tased himself in the balls and had a heart attack.  Beautiful brave exceptional Kevin Greeson was the ultimate bagger, and we wish all baggers would follow his example. 

Political Song for MAGA CHUDS to Sing

Say, How Are The Unhinged Racist Revanchists At Free Re-Pubic Handling Trump's Epic Humiliation?

Fine, fine.  Just fine.  It's not like they're losing their shit and are completely psychologically dismantled by Trump's continuing mortification, suffering a wickedly hilarious collective psychotic break and losing touch with reality.  Nope.  No way.  If there are any rock-solid galaxy brain very stable geniuses out there, you'll find 'em on Free Re-Pubic!

If This Doesn't Put A Smile On Your Face, You Suck

Heh, indeedy.

Oh Sweet Jesus Fukkin' Crispy, Terrell Jermaine Starr Is An Absolute Dimwit

I guess he doesn't go by Terrell J. Starr or Russia Starr anymore because he got fisked so completely under those monikers.  Starr can't be stupid enough to believe that Biden "owes" anything to any fucking Dem voter, can he?  And certainly Jim Clyburn doesn't know anything other than how to lick a boot nor care care about anything other than collecting a check from a major corporation.  Starr is one dumb motherfucking brother.  Christ.

One Thing About Atrios, He's Always Looking Out For Mike Pence

A real guy.  A Pence stan.  Not like that Trump fella.

Capypasta

I Have A Hard Time Understanding Why The Ivy League Allowed Dartmouth To Drop Swimming

Swimming is a sport with a great tradition in the Ivy League, even if Dartmouth was always the weakest program.  But the Ivies are all about a certain super fancy, super smart, super luxurious, best-of-everything, best-of-the-best, better than you mythos which is complete horseshit in reality but is vital to their credibility; one of the their group dropping their swimming program is a huge fucking blow to that absurd fable.  This is a big fucking deal.  Dartmouth's endowment is something like $6 billion, so they didn't have to do this, but instead wanted to make their institution look shabby.  Big mistake.  If enough people come to see the Ivies for what they really are, well, Harvard and Yale especially are totally fucked, and Princeton and Dartmouth will suffer inordinately, too.  Reality is not a friend to the Ivy League, and this ghetto move by Dartmouth is a problem for the whole rotten bunch.

Thank Gods That Biden, Schumer, And Pelosi Found A Way To Not Send You Your $2000: Joe Manchin

Whew, that was close!  At least everything is back to normal and all the stupid Dem voters can go back to getting nothing for their votes.  As the gods intended.

Officially Licensed 'The Squad' Fan Club Theme Song

A Friendly Reminder That Some Of The Worst People On Earth Ate Shit This Week For Our Amusement

Trump, McConnell, Loeffler, Perdue got humiliated, and that is a truly fucking hilarious thing.  Sure, two quite awful conservative shitheads are now Georgia Senators, but watching McConnell and Trump get cucked is not a bad consolation prize in the (very) short term. 

Ron Placone Pummeling Dave Weigel, Libertarian Boy, War Whore, And America's 37th Most Popular Ignatius Reilly Cosplayer, Is Probably The Only Thing Making America Greater Again

MAGA LARPing

Yes, Ben Dixon Is A Grifter, A Pissboy, And A Seder Simp, But He's Also Barely Literate

English motherfucker, can you write it?  If my kid's tweets were this clumsy, I'd consider drastic measures.  Anywho, Ben Dixon is a grotesque imbecile and shameless liar and should be shunned by any sane, decent Americans.

Update: What a fucking vile piece of shit.

Now That The Fun Is Over In DC, Biden, Schumer, And Pelosi Are Going To Have To Figure Out A Way To Not Send You The Promised $2000

Those miserable fuckers never wanted to let poor and other working people have any relief, so now that Ossoff and Warnock won, Biden and the rest are scrambling to find a way to send money to Wall Street and to themselves while you get nothing.  

Most Coups Fail, And This One Certainly Did, So It's Time For The Losers To Face The Consequences

These fucking racist reactionary clowns in DC, including those elected to Congress, Trump, the MAGA CHUDS, the cops who were collaborators, guntards, baggers, Nazis, Proud Boys, all need to face the consequences.  They made their play and lost--mostly because they're unhinged revanchist racist morons.  But that's racing.  Instead of trying to reason with these violent right-wing scumbags and coddling them with selfies and police protection, the USA's official repsonse should treat these traitors like our cops normally treat innocent black children.  Inshallah.

I'm Never A Cop Supporter, But I Am Distraught That The DC Cops Missed A Chance To Mow Those Terrorist Baggers Down With Machine Guns Till The Halls Of Congress Ran With The Blood Of MAGA CHUD Traitors

I would have supported the cops in that.  I would have cheered.  I would have been doing a happy dance.  This would have been the best day ever.  Instead the fucking cops are opening doors and taking pictures with the Nazi terrorists.  Fucking fascist pussy cops.  ACAB.

Nomiki Konst Might Be Pretty, But She's Dumber Than Dog Shit

Neolib Dems and Seder Simps like NomeeKEY sure like to forget about Obama.  And Biden.  And Obama/Biden.  She also doesn't know that the three branches of the US government are, but that's okay cuz she's cute.  Obviously Cuntst an enthusiastic leader in the pissboy ladies' auxiliary, but christ how fucking stupid can the gods-damned Seder Simps get.

All DC Cops Are Bastards Too

Jeesuss, Don't Get Old

Simp Seder Twitter Is Smarter Than All The Seder Simps Put Together

I hope Sam Seder's mom doesn't follow that Twitter.  They say alot of violence about her idiot son.

Jamie Peck Sure Is Pretty, But Jesus Frakking Christ, She's Dumber Than A Rock

If my dog was this vapid, I'd probably shoot it.  What the fuck is wrong with Seder Simps?  Being around smarmy rich boy Sam Seder, a less-successful Tucker Carlson when you get right down to it, makes you dumber than dog shit.

Dan Cohen Dismembers The Seder Simps And Cenk's Army Of Assclowns

The Proud Boys Continue To Be America's Premier Racist Fraternity For Closeted Homosexual Men

No ghey little arrest will stop that!  For reactionary, beta-cuck closeted gays, and some not-so-closeted, the Proud Boys are the top racist circle-jerk society in the fucking world.

Licking Bitch McConnell's Asshole Might Be The Most Disgusting Job In The Universe, But Scott Jennings Fucking Loves It!

Scott Jennings can only dream of being as dignified and sanitary as Mitch McConnelle's pissboy given the brutally disgusting work he actually does for McConnell.  Gross.  Jesus.

Mark, Your Calendars

Choate's Shortest Embarrassment, Little Jimmy Surowiecki, Is A Fucking Dipshit--This Is Not Breaking News

But jesus christ, that half-pint moron cocksucker Surowiecki clearly learned nothing during his years at Choate when he never missed an episode of Entertainment Tonight!  Even morphing into a corn cob is too difficult for Lil' Jimmy at this point.  No wonder he went to a state school after his fuckin' parents wasted their money on Choate.

Or, Why Isn't Eli Savit The Fucking President?

Mostly because if Eli Savit was in DC, he wouldn't be able to help the folks in Michigan, but still.  Savit would be pretty fucking good as Attorney General, too.

Why The Fuck Isn't Justin Jackson The President?

Mr. Jackson would be a fuck ton better than Biden or AOC or Bernie.  So why isn't he in charge?  Oh, yeah, right.  AMERICA!

Grandpa's Rock--Literally

Golly, Even Yet Still More Vicious Fisking Of Sam Seder And The Seder Simps

Holy fuckballs, Seder really fucked up.  He had the perfect little Chris Hayes Jr. grift going, but he had to show his ass.  Sad.  I mean, Seder was a rich kid who went to a third-tier liberal arts college and then quit law school at fuckin' BU, so he was never exactly a genius award winner or anything, but christ if could have just not been quite so jealous of a high school dropout who was an actually successful comedian, well, maybe he woulda been able to keep his scam going long enough to get that MSNBC gig.  This was another greatly entertaining thread.  It turns out that the proles love shitting on Sam Seder and the Seder Simps as much as us sophisticates.

Brutal And Hilarious Drive-By Fisking Of Sam Seder And His Seder Simps By Johnny Graz

Jesus christ, this is violence against Sam Seder!  Sr. Graz destroys Seder and his simps without even getting out of the fucking car.  A classic drive-by fisking.  Never trust Seder on anything again.  And don't be dumb enough to give a rich guy your money. 

The entire thread is a shit ton of fun.  I was pretty gratified to see Seder get piled on by the hoi polloi with such alacrity.  Seder's been a pissboy grifter for a long fucking time, but he had a decent gig going until his unhinged jealousy of Jimmy Dore finally unmanned him.  Nice.  Notice Jamie Peck sat there and took it cuz everybody gotta get paid tho.

The Grifters And Liars And Fakes And Neolibs Are Right To Fear Jimmy Dore

Fisking Ryan Grim Is Pretty Fucking Easy, Too

Pissboys are pretty to fisk because they only care about guzzling piss.  But, hey, pissboy pays really, really well.  This Twitter thread is pretty fucking fun.  Savage Joy Marie makes Ryan Grim look fucking pathetic and then it's off to a rollicking drive-by fisking.  Heh, indeedy.

Good News From Perdue In Georgia--Let's Hope For Great News Or Maybe He'll Lose The Election Anyway

The beautiful brave coronavirus can do America a solid and remove this bagger.  Come on, jesus, you lazy motherfucker.

Too Much Selinsgrove

So, It Turns Out AOC Is An Enthusiastic Team Player, But That Team Is Nancy Pelosi's Team And Not Yours

Oopsie!  Remember when this fraud AOC said she would rather be a one-termer who got something done than be a careerist neolib sellout?

Well, it turns out she was a liar.  This "joyful" bullshit is just a distraction.  SHE HAS THE POWER TO REMOVE NANCY PELOSI FROM HER POST, BUT WON'T.

Or she has the power to get some major concessions from Pelosi, including FORCING A VOTE ON MEDICARE FOR ALL.

But she won't.  Because she's a fraud.  And if AOC is really this fragile, well, she should be home resting quietly because she's clearly not capable of doing anything useful.

Now you know.  Don't make politicians your heroes.  And don't believe them ever again after they betray the values upon which they ran for office.  Calling out AOC for her lies is not violence.  She's full of shit.

This was such an easy win for her.

She has once-in-a-lifetime leverage over the Speaker, and she's refusing to use that power.

She could end Nancy Pelosi's career or get major concessions from her.  AOC could become the most powerful woman in the country for a few days and make real, beneficial change.

But she won't.

She's on Team Nancy.  Never forget that.

And believe people when they tell you exactly who they are.

For The Love Of Christ, Stop Voting For Democrats!

The Dems in the Senate prevented the people from getting a $2000 check, not the GOP.  McConnell would have had to surrender if the Dems HAD ACTUALLY OPPOSED HIM, but they sided with murder lobby against the American people.  Please stop voting for Dems unless you are a racist neolib shithead.  Jesus.

Aaron Mate Makes Sam Seder Look Almost As Dumb As Sam Seder Does

A.A. Ron Mate makes Seder look like a fool without even really trying.  It's too easy to even qualify as a fisking probably. 

If Jimmy Dore hadn't pushed this idea, neither Seder or the Seder Simps nor AOC nor anyone else would be talking about leveraging power in this moment.

But Dore did, and the good, honest people out there took up the cause while the grifters and fakers and fools tried to make it about one man.

AOC and three friends have the power to remove Nancy Pelosi as Speaker AND prevent Hoyer and Jeffries and anyone else as well until they decide to give the last needed votes.

Why the fuck would she not do this??  Beyond the M4A vote or any other concession, why the fuck would she not use her power to remove Pelosi outright??  That would be a bold exercise of Power that would help this country immensely and immediately. 

More than anything Sam Seder wants to be Chris Hayes, and Seder will lick any boot and drink all the piss in the world to make that happen.

Add that to his visceral hatred of Jimmy Dore because Jimmy Dore succeeded where Sam Seder failed, and, well, you get Sam Seder, bootlicker and pissboy.

So many people have shown their asses on this.  Now you know who to trust.

Fantastic News From Virginia!

The Bagger Remover has removed a bagger!  Ben Chafin this time.  Still lotsa baggers out there to remove tho, and the glory days re not gonna last forever...

Nobody Ever Thinks Of Blackfoot, Jacksonville's Third Or Fourth Most Popular Southern Rock Institution

Not enough drummers or guitarists, I guess.

Automatlech Matt Lech Would Like To Remind You That Being A Seder Simp Is Very Bad For You

"Just one man's opinion" but what Matt Lech doesn't tell you is that Jimmy Dore and Michael Brooks were almost the same fucking person--the only reason Brooks shit on Dore was because Brooks needed Seder to start help start his own hustle.  Both Dore and Brooks have some very bizarre spiritual shit going on, too.

Lech would also like you to forget that his income depends on Seder AND the hustle Brooks started, so simping comes easily at this point.  

And what's even dumber is that what Brooks was talking about in the clip Lech is so proud of earlier in the thread IS EXACTLY WHAT DORE IS ADVOCATING NOW!  Dore wants the elected "progressives" in the House to actually use this once-in-a-lifetime leverage to get something from Pelosi OR REMOVE HER FROM POWER.  That's actual masterful politics in action, not the "emotional release" nonsense Brooks was babbling about.  

Real action with real results.

Brooks would have agreed with Dore on this if his paycheck didn't require the pleasure of Sam Seder.

So why didn't Seder or Lech or AOC or any of 'em come up with it? 

Does Lech realize that when he talks about Dore he sounds just like a neolib talking about Sanders people?

No he does not.

Being a Seder Simp makes you dumber than a MAGA CHUD.

Without Corona, Trump Would Have Been Obliterated--The Virus Almost Got Him Re-Elected

To be sure, Trump fucked up every fucking thing about the virus and the response in the US, but without COVID, Trump would have lost pretty much every fucking state, while the Dems would have had the Senate, a huge majority in the House, and many more state governments as well.  Corona also insured that Biden was the nominee AND absolved him of having to actually campaign.  Lucky him since he's a rapey old senile bastard.  But the rest of the Dems up and down, center and right, north and south all gave up campaigning too.  That was a disaster for everyone not named Joe Biden.  And with the Dems out campaigning AGAINST Trump in every race in the country, knocking on doors, holding events, pounding Trump into a greasy smear, crucifying the lardy orange dotard over every single one of his failures and laughing at all this pathetic lies, well, the results for everyone in the GOP, including Trump, would have been a disaster.  The brave beautiful patriotic coronavirus almost saved Trump.  If Trump had been smart enough to get some checks out to the folks in October, well, he'd be looking at four mour yeers!