Saturday, October 31, 2020
Friday, October 30, 2020
Glenn Greenwald Is The Real Deal Regardless, And Now He's Back In Business With Matt Taibbi
Now they've both quit The Intercept! But Glenn Greenwald has been the shit for as long as he's been a reporter and journalist; he stayed to fight in Brazil when he could have run, so he's got way more balls than any 1000 YouTube clowns, think tank pissboys, or establishment, conservative tee vee jerkoffs. He's also been a libertarian crank down deep. Guts, though. That's more than most any media people can say.
Apparently, Greenwald also had a clause in his contract with The Intercept that he didn't get edited if he didn't consent to it, so clearly they wanted him fucking gone. Interdasting.
Thursday, October 29, 2020
1312: Never Trust A Fukkin' Cop
All cops are bastards. For the love of christ, never, ever trust a cop. They are fucking dangerous, violent thugs. ACAB. Cops steal kids. Cops kill black people. Cops kill sick people. Cops kill other people, too. Cops are not your friends. Cops do not work for you. Cops are evil. Don't trust 'em. Don't talk to 'em. The police are your enemy. 1312.
Wednesday, October 28, 2020
It Can't Be A Coincidence That Sam Seder Brought On A Huge Neolib And Liz The Snake Warren Stan In Emma Vigeland
Can't be a coincidence, can it? I mean, Vigeland comes from a wealthy, or at least upper-class, which means wealthy by any reasonable measure, Republican family and was a huge simp for Liz 'The Snake' Warren for months after it was apparent that Warren's only mission in the 2020 Primary was to make sure Bernie Sanders did not get the nomination.
I mean, he had Matt Binder, Old Matt, filling in for a couple of months on Thursdays before this NBC gig got going, but Matt Binder is not a center-right establishment Dem like Emma Vigeland and is certainly not a youngish woman.
Matt Binder will also not be a GOP spokesperson by 2028, either, the way Vigleand surely will. Unless he gets very lucky and gives up every fucking one of his principles.
(Let's assume Automattleck is going to continue to pursue the Michael Brooks Show line with David Griscom, so both of those dudes were never in contention. But Brandon Sutton would have been a fun choice; he's probably not heartlandishly hued enough for the NBC folks, tho.)
Then there was, and is, Jamie Peck, but Jamie is not ready for NBC, not by a long shot. That's a compliment.
Sam Seder should not make Jimmy Dore's job so fucking easy...
Tuesday, October 27, 2020
This Bike Is Ugly, White People Need Their Taxes Raised, And Utah Is A Shithole
This bike also has a huge fuckin' dent in the downtube. Oops. Those Speshy FSR bikes were idiot-little-brother ripoffs of the far-superior Intense frames. Anywho, the new paintjob is fucking awful. Rich white people are a menace--raise their gods-damned taxes--and Utah is a sectarian hellhole. Utah would be fine without the Mormons. Or the people.
The Bolivian Goverment Does The Thing Obama Didn't Have The Brains Or The Guts To Do
Would be nice to see Jeanine Anez and the other architects of the murderous right-wing political terrorism in Bolivia shot for their crimes. I'm not a death penalty supporter in general, but in this case, fire away! Democracy may be dead in the United States, but it is alive and well in Bolivia and Chile! This is a great boost to freedom around the world. Fantastic news. Always look backward and punish the conservatives who commit mass murder. Never let the vile scum escape their punishment. Protect the people from right-wing crimes by punishing the criminals. This is how you maintain and grow your democracy. Much better than any billion Rapey Uncle Joe voters would ever manage.
Monday, October 26, 2020
Truly Amazing Good News From The Great People In Chile
Jesus, this fucking rocks. The Chilean people are way more intelligent and courageous than the electorate in the United States. A new constitution, crafted without the input from any right-wing scum associated with the Pinochet years, will finally release the country from the control of the anti-democratic forces and the insane libertarian laws that kept the people impoverished for 40 fucking years. This is a real big deal and a great opportunity for the people of Chile. Great work.
Sunday, October 25, 2020
California Is Going To Be So Good After All The Creepy Right-Wing Junkie Losers Like Nerdrotic Gary Buechler Are Gone!
Holy shit, California might be a great place to live once all the right-wing racist teabagging creeps, hateful junkie assholes, unhinged excon losers, and screaming idiots like Gary "Nerdrotic" Buechler run away to fucking Idaho. This will truly be the California Renaissance! Bye, Felicia!
Excellent News From The Pence Campaign
Coronavirus is rampaging through the Pence campaign, but he's out there campaigning amongst the baggers like a fucking asshole, so we can hope for some real good news soon! The more of these fuckers that get sick, suffer, and die, the better off we will all be. Pence is the head of the corona task force, after all. Genius!
Saturday, October 24, 2020
Sr. Pomp Bleats A Good Case That In Fact He Is The Dumbest Motherfucker On Earth
It's compelling inanity from this Pomp motherfucker. But surely he cannot be dumber than Donald Trump. Or Donald Trump Jr. Or Sean Hannity. Or Armando Big Cuck Democrat Llorens. Or Paul Ryan. Or George W. "Retardboy" Bush. Or is he...
Plutocrat stans are the dumbest reactionary fuckbrains on the planet...
Lordy Lou, You Can Still Mine 'DS9 Ripped-Off B5' For Content 30 Frakking Years Later!
DS9 totally ripped off Babylon 5; if nothing else Star Trek's last 30 years have proven beyond any doubt that nobody associated with corporate Trek has any fucking talent or creativity whatsoever, so of course they ripped off JMS. This Steve Shives dude is like a well-intentioned doof most of the time, but despite the fact that B5 had essentially no budget at all compared to the other show, DS9, Babylon 5 is way fucking better. My dear friend Mr. Shives is mistaken.
Friday, October 23, 2020
If You Had A Puppy As Dumb As Eric Weinstein, You'd Tie It In A Burlap Sack With A Brick And Toss It In The Lake
Dumber than dog shit. Mr. Math Boy is an embarrassment to the fucking species. Jesus. Racist reactionary fascist Republicans are not involuntarily conservative. They're right-wing scum. And they're getting murdered by Trump's incompetence. Sad. Thanks, Obama!
Thursday, October 22, 2020
Star Trek: Discovery Might Be The Worst TV Show In History
Certainly ST:D is the worst Trek, much more awful than the execrable Picard or even the J.J. shit. But this abortion is probably sucks harder than any major tee vee show ever produced. It's sorta remarkable, really. It all started with that fucking clown Bryan Fuller and his dumb idea of giving women a man's name. Right there, the people thinking of funding that shit should have fired Fuller and found someone who wasn't such a assclown. Then comes Alex Kurtzman who is a complete idiot as well. It's all so fucking horrible in every possible way. The failure of ST:D is fucking sublime. Everything about it, from the premise to the writing and the acting, is as bad as it can be. An insult to whatever was good about Star Trek in the past. Christ.
Wednesday, October 21, 2020
Thank Christ Rudy Giuliani Didn't Whip It Out In The New Borat Movie
Nobody wants to see that. Jesus. The sight of all the fucking VD scabs could blind a christian boy. Some shit we don't need to see. Giuliani is a fucking scumbag. She's 15! Too old for you! Heh.
All These Weirdo Incel Wankers Like Jonathan Zimmerman Who Are Defending Jeffrey Toobin Need To Wash Their Hands, Put Some Pants On And Go For A Walk
Fucking gross. Christ. What the fuck is the matter with people. If Toobin did this in his office, he'd be arrested. Or Bill O'Reilly. Jerking off in front of your coworkers is not cool. Not cool! Bad, bad Toobin! Stop!!
Tuesday, October 20, 2020
Rush Limbaugh's Cancer Is Spreading, And Suddenly The World Looks Beautiful And Good!
Yes, this wonderful cancer news is 40 years too late. And yes there are others who need to die, too, some just as grotesque and racist and vile as Rush Limbaugh. But Limbaugh's pain and fear are sweet ambrosia to every sane and brave American patriot out there. No matter what, the day Rush Limbaugh dies crying like a fucking coward will be a truly great day!
Scott Atlas Is A More Demented Lunatic Than Scott Adams!
What's more pathetic, Scott Atlas or the Hoover Institution? Hard to say. A chickenshit in every pot! Scott Atlas is more proof that medical school needs to be a fuck ton more selective...
John Kasich, Meg Whitman, Charlie Dent, Jeff Flake In Rapey Uncle Joe's Cabinet? Never Biden!
Joe Biden is not better than Donald Trump. Jesus christ, Democrats are fucking simps. Kasich, Whitman, Dent, and Flake are all vile reactionary racist Republicans who should never be any administration anywhere. Trump is an absolute incompetent fascist. A criminal. A rapist. A coward. A fool. Trump is dangerously senile and insane. Yes. Joe Biden is still a rapist. Joe Biden is still a racist. Joe Biden is still a conservative. Obama and the rest of the neoliberal, arch-conservative scum in the Democratic Party made sure the nominee would continue their right-wing agenda--Trump's agenda--going forward. Never, ever Biden.
Monday, October 19, 2020
Well, Jeffrey Toobin Jerks Off On Zoom And Casey Greenfield Is No Where To Be Found, Apparently
Yes, he was jerking off. Anywho, Jeffrey Toobin, notorious asswipe and cheating husband, got hisself canned for whipping out his dick and whacking off on a Zoom call with the New Yorker staff. Kinky. It was all an unfortunate mistake, but CNN sacked him, too. Where the fuck is Toobin's baby mama Casey Greenfield when you need her?
This Fucking Idiot Should Get Together With The Hardtail Moron To Discuss Shit Like Frame Flex And Other Shit They Don't Understand
Jesus christ, does this idiot think a flex pivot in a seatstay makes the frame flexible laterally? Oh, christ, he does. This is so fucking embarrassing. How can anyone be this dumb? Hardtail Party would love this guy. Supple! Not a fucking brain to be found. Gibbs is an absolute empty-headed twit. Call the Serotta Forum...
Great News From Bolivia! MAS Wins! Evo Wins! Democracy Wins! The CIA Gets Cucked!
The CIA fucked this one up but good! Genius! Evo's confidant and handpicked candidate Luis Arce romped in this election to win in the first round. This is fantastic news and the best possible outcome in Bolivia in 2020. Every time the American Empire and the CIA get humiliated, every decent, sane human being on the planet wins. If only American democracy was as healthy and vibrant as Bolivian democracy.
Sunday, October 18, 2020
I Can Never Keep Straight Which Of The Atkins Brothers Is The Bigger Complete Fucking Dipshit
Dante or David, or David or Dante. As always, why not both? I guess it doesn't matter much anyway, since both of those bastards are vile neoliberal pissboys regardless of which one is the bigger fucking moron. Boot lickers are gonna lick the shiny, shiny boots of every gross right-wing villain, and the Atkins brothers will be at the front of the line every fucking time.
So, JFK Jr. DIDN'T Show Up Yesterday In Dallas In 2019? WTAF?? QAnon Is Never Wrong!
Hard to believe JFK Jr. didn't appear. QAnon has never been wrong before. Pence is still the VP. JFK Jr. remains in hiding. This is fucking awful. What will the QTards do now...
Your Daily Reminder That Matty Yglesias Is A Fatuous Harvard Failson Who Is Also A Bald Cunt
In a true functioning meritocracy, Matty Yglesias would be squatting pantsless in an oily puddle on some godforsaken, crumbling Appalachian two-lane highway looking for worms to eat. But he's not. His family was rich so he went to Harvard as another vapid failson and became the grotesque screaming idiot we have today. Sad. Thanks, Obama!
Saturday, October 17, 2020
Attn. QTards: JFK Jr., Like Reagan, Like Breitbart, Like Herman Cain, Like Nixon, Like Trump's Sanity, Is Still Dead
Today's the big QTard JFK, Jr. day, apparently. There's not a sadder bunch of stupid fucking bastards on Earth than the QAnon tards. Jesus. May these people all join JFK, Jr. soon. Inshallah.
Unloved Catamite Matt Gaetz Is Publicly Cucked Into Being Rick Gates By Trump
Sad. Matt Gaetz licks Trump's boots and Trump's taint harder than any of the other boys, but the lardy orange wet dotard has no time for his catamite "Rick Gates". Trump is so fucking strung out that he had no idea what the fuck he was saying, but he still managed to cuck that sad bastard in front of everyone. Now Matt Gaetz knows what Eric Trump feels like every fucking day. Inshallah.
Holy Shit, The Creepy Closet-Cases At National Review Make Kamala Harris Sound Pretty Fucking Cool!
End private health insurance? Confiscate guns? Abolish fracking? Expand the Supreme Court AND undermine judicial review? Expand abortion rights? A Green New Deal? Really!!?? All that sounds really good, like a pretty fucking useful start, so what's the problem? Everyone besides the weird, all-boys skinny dippers on National Review probably thinks their fictional Kamala is way fucking better than the actual Kamala Harris Is A Cop Kamala. The country needs NR's Kamala. Inshallah.
Sweet Jesus Crispy, This Hardtail Party Manlet Is A Gods-Damned Idiot
Pudge here is not the smartest boy. Christ. All these companies that enable his YouTube beggar lifestyle are making themselves look hella lame by associating with this dumbshit. You don't gotta respect the hustle, Holmes.
A Most Important Question: Has Voting For The Very Evil Lesser-Evil Hard-Right Democrats Worked Out?
Is the Democratic Party a better party since 1990? Matt Fahrner is asking. Has the Democratic Party become more like the party of FDR in the last 30 years? Did that idea of first more Dems, then better Dems worked out for anyone from the center and left? Has two generations of voting for Dems no matter who they were made the courts better? The healthcare situation? Labor? Racial justice? Criminal justice? Environment? Education? Anything? But Trump is the worst ever Hitler monster, so you HAVE to vote for the Dems this time!!
But if you look at it from any reasonable perspective, Obama and Trump and Clinton and Bush have pursued the identical agenda and served the same masters. Sure, Trump is tiny-fingered vulgarian and impotent orange racist clown, but his agenda has been and continues to be indistinguishable from Obama's. No real change in that will ever be permitted. That's the lesson of 2020. (And 2016, pretty much.)
Never, ever Biden.
Friday, October 16, 2020
Clara Jeffery Notices That Facebook Is A Racist Conservative Hellhole!
Genius! Clara Jeffery is sharp as brick. Facebook has been a clubhouse for the racists and Nazis and bigots and Republicans and lunatics and conservatives for fucking ever now. But she just noticed, apparently. Nice to see that she's on the lookout protecting freedom and democracy and shit. Or whatever the fuck she does. Idiot. Jesus.
Lauren Southern Is A Washed-Up Racist Whore--And Now She's Australia's Problem!
Those fucking Bogan drunkards deserve that shit. Southern is a skank beyond measure and apparently got herself knocked up by some oaf down under, so those Aussie fuckers will have to deal with her racist inanity on their low-rent tee vee channel. Besides being a cheap used-up Nazi whore, Lauren Southern is also dumber than dog shit, as she is happy to prove over and over and over again.
The Atlantic article is an especially brutal indictment of reactionary slattern without a brain in her empty little head and tells you just how cheap and stupid conservatives truly are. Sad. Thanks, Trump!
Dianne Feinstein Is An Execrable, Senile Old Conservative Who Needs To Be Removed From The Senate
Feinstein was always a fucking disgusting, rock-ribbed, reactionary neoliberal shithead, but now that she's 1000 fucking years old and more senile than Rapey Uncle Joe, she needs to be removed from office. Whether she goes voluntarily or under threat or in a box, it matters not. No more Feinsten. Inshallah.
Raylan Givens, That Fat Old Republican Idiot, And The Rest Of The US Marshals Are Murderous Bastards, Too
Those scumbags on the Marshals Services should be ashamed of doing Trump's wetwork, but they will never be because ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS. Learn it. Live it. ACAB. 1312. Marshals are not cuddly cowboys like Raylan Givens. All bastards. Murderous bastards. Not justified.
Thursday, October 15, 2020
Vintage Fisking Of "Pro-War" Activist, Libertarian Boy, Friend Of Chapo, And Sloppy Fat Fuck Dave Weigel
This was signal-boosted last night by Jimmy Dore. And it's true! Dave Weigel, Washington Post political reporter, Northwestern graduate, friend of Chapo and the Majority Report among others, Reason magazine libertarian boy, and disgusting, Chris Christie-esque sloppy fat fuck was a "pro-war" activist in college, before going on to work at Reason. Interesting. Weigel was on the Majority Report yesterday, and Jimmy Dore brought this "pro-war" history up last evening on his show. Heh, indeedy. Dore's right again. Oh, how Sam Seder and his minions hate Dore, but christ the guy is correct more often than he is mistaken. But he has no MSDNC contract! Funny how that works.
Bugfuck Crazy Reactionary Religious Zealots Like Amy Bony Carrot And Jennifer A. Frey Should Have No Voice In Any Decent Society
It's not your big Catholic family, you stupid cunt, it's your big DUMB Catholic family. Any religious zealot should be shunned and shamed by any sane, decent society. Amy's Bony Carrot is a dangerous and disgusting idiot. Jennifer A. Frey is probably worse. There are reasons why the home of the Cocks is not known as good educational institution. Fools like Frey are one.
Wednesday, October 14, 2020
Great News From The Scalia Family!
Good stuff and let's pray it gets way fucking better! Let's make America greater again with our brave beautiful coronavirus.
Sweden Has Not Been The Same Since Saab Died And This Coronavirus Insanity Proves It
Sweden fucked this COVID-19 thing up as badly as Trump did. And they had no excuse; Daneland, Finland, and Norwege all managed to figure it out way better. What exactly is the point of living in a civilized white country if it can't get this shit right? Fuck Sweden and their Nazi-loving history. They failed their citizens.
Tuesday, October 13, 2020
2021 Devinci Troy LTD, A Great Bike Unfortunately Tainted By Dave Weagle BS
Look, Dave Weagle invents the Horst Link! 20 years after Horst Leitner did! And after Trek ripped it off re-invented the Horst Link by moving the pivot to the rear axle and patenting that! Look, Dave Weagle rips off invents VPP and calls it a bunch of dumb names like DW Link and DELTA! After the Outland bike guys did a decade earlier! Genius!
Anyway, the stench of Dave Weagle's bullshit taints this wicked sano bike. Sad.
This bike has a great spec and solid performance for the money, but, you know, it would be so much better with a genuine Horst Link setup in the place of the dumb Split Pivot ripoff.
Sam Seder And Tim Pool Would Like To Remind You That Tim Pool Is Still A Tiny Bald Cunt
Or pussy. Tim Pool is a comically undersized pussy. Jesus, the right-wing teabagging grifters are such hilariously weak and scared incel manlets. Sad. Thanks, Trump!
Devin Nunes Is A Hilariously Dumb Motherfucker
Jesus frakking christy, Devin Nunes makes the garden variety teabagger look like an M.I.T. scholarship winner. There's nothing more vile than a racist reactionary revanchist teabagger. Time to end the bagger infestation in our proud land.
Monday, October 12, 2020
Amy McGrath Is Going To Get Destroyed By McConnell--And She Should Because She's Fucking Horrible
If by some miracle McGrath wins, well, that means every other GOP Senator has lost reelection as well, and that would be pretty funny to watch on election night. Otherwise, McGrath is as bad as McConnell in every way. She also already lost to a GOP House incumbent in 2018, so we know she's a fucking loser. But Schumer was scared to death of Charles Booker. For good reason. Booker would have beaten McConnell this time; he certainly had a far better chance that McGrath. McConnell's gonna slaughter her. That's what Schumer wanted. Better to lose than win with a center-left candidate as far as he's concerned.
Timely Drive-By Fisking Of Vile Racist Arch-Conservative Rick Wilson
Sunday, October 11, 2020
3Rensho Road
As seen with the twits. Nice color. Not a fan of some of the details, but a cool bike fer sher.
The Skull-Exploding AOC Character On Season 2 Of 'The Boys' Was A Nice Touch
AOC Victoria Neuman was fighting against the capitalist villains at the evil Vought corporation by exploding heads in Washington and around the USA. Sounds about right. Heh.
Sometimes The Story Is That It's Over
There's where the story ends. This thing was not as California- or Portland-centric as alot of the biking nonsense out there and featured mostly small timers doing their thing. I first stumbled upon the site through an interview with the DirtWire guy Thom Parsons. Respect the hustle, I guess. And no matter what, the failure is more graceful than begging for money on YouTube.
Saturday, October 10, 2020
Oh, Fuck, Don't Engage With Freddie DeBoer! He's A Fucking Imbecile!
No. Just don't. Freddie deBoer is an idiot. And like a literal lunatic. I'm pretty sure he is or was a drunk, too, and went to Central Connecticut State. And that means he's most likely a fucking moron. He is. And a shitty writer. Sure cunts like Sady Doyle and the welfare academia idiots like Scott Lemieux made fun of him, and yes they suck, but don't encourage Freddie. Remember when Freddie was with racist cockmonger Andrew Sullivan? Or neolib stooge John Cole at Balloon Juice? This is not a bright fellow. Nathan J. Robinson should know better. Freddie is what simp thinks a smart guy is. Liz Bruenig is a fan of Freddie's. That tells you way too much about her. Oops.
Please, For The Love Of Christ, Delete The White
Fucking precious over-privileged white people like Ann Patchett with their banal horseshit and hacktastic prose. Jesus, for all the gods in all the hells, delete these white motherfuckers and rid the planet of their fatuous self-regard. Christ.
Friday, October 9, 2020
Joe Lieberman Is One Of The Most Hateful Racist Conservatives In The United States
And he always was. Lieberman cost Gore the 2000 election, and he was one of the people who helped Obama destroy the Democratic Party and give us Trump. And his kid is at least as dumb and ugly as his father. Seriously, fuck these miserable racist reactionary cocksuckers.
Thursday, October 8, 2020
QC-Reject Proud Boys Brand® Butt Plug Harlan Hill Is Sick Of All The Fucking Winning
How big of a fucking loser do you have to be to get canned by Fox "News"? Jesus. Harlan Hill is no Cotton Hill, that's for sure. When the Proud Boys find their true Proud Boys Brand® butt plug model? Sad. Thanks, Trump!
Wednesday, October 7, 2020
Literal Homosexual Men Are Only Slightly Less Gay Than The Proud Boys
Two dudes dressed in leather kissing each other are not as gay as the Proud Boys, but they're close. Kudos to our homosexual brothers out there for giving the Proud Boys exactly what they've always wanted in their heart of hearts. Inshallah.
Watching The Serotta Forum Twits Trying To Discuss Anything Meaningful Is Incredibly Painful
Delete the white. Raise taxes on upper-class twits. This discussion of Rivendell and reparations on the Serotta Forum is more pathetic than watching a monkey trying to fuck a football. At least the monkey has an excuse...
Tuesday, October 6, 2020
Wonderfull News From Stephen Miller!
Only one way this news gets better! Coronavirus would be the most amazing friend America ever had if Stephen Miller gets Herman Cained as soon as motherfucking possible. Inshallah.
Rivendell Makes The Papers, Sorta, For Doing Something Decent
Rivendell is highly regarded according to the internets. Nice. Those interwebs assholes people are a whole fuck of alot smarter than that fatuous shitbag Peter Verdone. Kudos to GP and the rest of the Riv crew for doing something as opposed to doing nothing. Better than the Serotta Forum ever managed.
Amend The Constitution! Ilhan Omar Needs To Be President
This is fucking great. Ilhan Omar is prob the best elected member currently serving. Let's make her POTUS for a better America.
Even Yet Still More Great Coronavirus News, Pentagon Edition!
That some boys who deserve their Herman Cain right there! If everyone at the Pentagon gets Herman Cained and we need to shut down the military, well, we'd be so much better off. And so would defenceless and poor black and brown people around the world. Go go corona go!
Great Corona News From Arkansas--Bagger Down!
Steven Farmer ded in Arkansas! Good job, corona. Keeping America great! Bagger down!
Van Halen Reunion On Hold Till The Rest Of Them Die!
The dude was only 65. Eddie Van Halen has died. That sucks. Especially for David Lee Roth's retirement. And his son's music career. Rock and/or roll the nite away.
Ah, Now Nobody Is Funding BIKE Magazine Anymore
Now we know why that list Bible was so threadbare. It was that broken Revel frame that brought the whole thing down! BIKE did some good work, though; Ferrentino was especially good. Anywho, no more BIKEMagazine, but that had to be coming down the tracks for a long, long while. How do you make money in the time of Amazon owning the interwebs? We know the answer. So when are gonna break up these huge corporations? Or do we just want to drown in Dick Uline's shit in the fucking Federalist? Tick tock, motherfuckers.
Monday, October 5, 2020
Who The Frak Would Buy A Crappy Ibis Bike Because This Idiot Liked It?
Even potential Ibis buyers can't be that fucking dumb. This guy is annoying as hell. Making your life as a mountain bike beggar on YouTube into a career is both grotesque and sublime. Doubly so when you are as fucking clueless and tiresome as this douche. Jesus. And as usual, the plastic Ibis bike is fucking ugly as sin.
Fun Little Story From Theatre Director Isaac Butler (With A Subtext Explaining Why Every Movie With Paul Giamatti Is A Shitty Movie)
Pretty funny fisking of actors by Issac Butler. Actors are usually dumber than dog shit and so fucking full of themselves that everyone around them suffers. But hey! Tom Cruise brings in the bucks and every movie with Paul Giamatti is a bad movie. Sad. Thanks, Trump!
More Great Corona News From DC: Kayleigh McEnany
This shit is getting really fun now! Of all the vile people in the world who need to get their Herman Cain like fucking yesterday, Kayleigh McEnany is at the front of the fucking line. Come on, coronavirus! Let's get this done! Jesus, you gotta get on the fuckin' ball here, too, asshole. Good news is possible, but only if corona and jesus do the fucking work.
Pat Toomey, Shitbag, Is Sick Of All The Winning
Later, bitch. Greasy shitstain Pat Toomey will no longer be an elected imbecile after 2022 and will instead find a career destroying American society, sanity, and basic decency in the private sector. Sad. Thanks, Trump!
Sunday, October 4, 2020
OK, Matt Couch Is AT LEAST As Fucking Dumb As Donald Trump AND His Mongoloid Children
Drinking too much piss makes you cray-zee. Matt Couch is a screaming fucktard's screaming fucktard. You won't find a MAGA CHUD anywhere on the planet who is as stupid or smells worse than fat fucking weakling Matt Couch. Good lookin' fella, tho. Tubby looks like he spends a bit too much time on his couch...
The Coronavirus News Just Keeps Getting Better: Execrable Christian Lunatic John Hagee Gets It!
Fuck yeah, my brothers and sisters! Fuck yeah! May John Hagee soon get his Herman Cain reward from our lord and savior jesus Motherfucking christ! Praise be to our dear friend the brave beautiful strong coronavirus! Amen.
Trump Is Certainly The Dumbest Motherfucker On Earth
Even doctors from the University of Oklahoma know it! Sr. Dr. Phillips is not making any bagger friends with this hilarious shit dragging Trump and his medical team. He's on staff at Walter Reed but apparently not in the military so he can talk as much shit as he wants. Rock on, cowboy doctor.
Glenn Greenwald Uncorks A Feisty Fisking Of The Neolib Scum Like Jim Clyburn And Rachel Maddow Praying For A Trump Recovery From Corona
Sr. Greenwald seems to get it, atmo. All these shitbags like Maddow, Clyburn, Obama, and the rest should shut the fuck up about being any opposition to anything Trump has ever done, because any real Trump or GOP opponent is prepared to do the happiest happy dance in history and shit all over Trump's grave if he dies from the brave beautiful patriotic coronavirus.
Saturday, October 3, 2020
The News For Moby's Dick Chris Christie Keeps Getting Better!
Old People Suck: Shut Up Grandpa!--Track X Track Sucks Ass!
Old people suck, and this Kyle idiot should probably just shit there and twiddle his wiener if he's gonna talk nonsense. This ain't my favorite Bob Mould track or anything, but christ, what is this fucktard complaining about. Loving Workbook (but complaining about new Bob Mould) is a gods-damned cliche at this point. And likely the only flaw of Sugar--if you don't count the Bob Mould dictatorship of the music--is the brittle, too-perfect, inorganic producing at times. Beaster was the antidote for that, I guess. Anywho, Track X Track is too old and too stupid for rock and/or roll.
Chris Christie, Kellyanne Conway, Ron Johnson, Thom Tillis: So Much Wonderful Coronavirus News!
Just fucking lovely. We can only pray to jesus fucking christ that each of these vile reactionary racist GOP shitbags gets their Herman Cain reward as soon as motherfucking possible. Thanks, Obama!
Friday, October 2, 2020
Great News From GOP Senator Mike Lee And That Boy-Raping Creep John Jenkins At Notre Dame
Good stuff. Mike Lee is vile piece of reactionary filth. And that Jenkins creep from ND is fucking scum. Let's pray that jesus helps the great beautiful brave patriotic coronavirus remove more baggers from our world. There's still time for this coronavirus to really be great for all of us. Herman Cain for every Republican! Herman Cain for every bagger!
The Baggatron Cocksuckers At Free RePubic Are Having A Very Scary Day--Thank You Jeebus
This is fucking beautiful. The baggy fucktards on the Free RePubic are quite worried about their lardy wet orange boy today. He's probably the least healthy 75 year old fat guy on the fucking planet, so we can all light a fucking candle and hope for the best. Let's all ask jesus to Herman Cain that fat racist cocksucker. Thanks, Obama!
Update: Trump at Walter Reed. Oh noes, baggers! Baggy cocksuckers at Free RePubic in full panic mode now! Bwaaahahahahahahahhahaaahahahaaahaahaahahahah. Trump must be so much sicker than is being reported this evening. Thoughts and prayers that he gets his Herman Cain soon enough from the wonderful freedom-loving coronavirus.
Oh Sweet Jesus Fuck, This Is Too Good To Be True
Might that disgusting fat orange dotard be the next Herman Cain? That would be too fucking great for words. Nobody deserves to be that happy, as happy as all good decent sane Americans would be. But could it be another lie from that big wet baby? A lie to make Americans forget about his taxes and his rapes and his failures in business and his incompetence? All we can do now is laugh to ourselves a bit from the thought of his blind idiot terror tonight and then pray to jesus fucking christ on a surfboard so fucking hard that we finally get some good motherfucking news, the best news, the most beautiful great news, everyone is saying so, in 2020.
Thursday, October 1, 2020
The Best Possible News From Hope Hicks!
FUCK YEAH! This is the best Hope Hicks news we could ever hope for! Hope for! Hope! See what I did there? Thank you jesus for this good news, and we pray that the brave beautiful patriotic coronavirus will make us the happiest land on Earth.
Bad Timing For Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute: Renew Rensselaer
Looks like these RPI alums are not so thrilled with the school these days. Oops. Now with the year of coronavirus hell destroying the post-secondary education racket, I'm sure RPI is now in deeper shit. They're bleeding money, and their rankings are collapsing along with their undergraduate yield. And their ARCH program has been a fucking abortion, so if you're a working-class nerd with absolutely no personality, pick WPI. Who saw that shit coming 20 years ago? No wonder the RPI alums are fucking pissed.
Trump Assumes Command Of The Proud Boys
David Neiwert. Rarely anything useful besides Neiwert on that dumb Kos site. Anywho, Dave Neiwert has been on the fascism beat for literally decades, and he said that Trump taking command of the Proud Boys was the first genuine fascist moment in American history. Cool.
On the other hand, the Proud Boys are a bunch of soft, weak closet cases who are gonna shit their pants and run back to their momma's basements as soon as a few of them get brained on the streets. The Proud Boys are no scary army; doughy pussies won't be able to defend themselves against the Antifa BLM ninjas. So, as far as I'm concerned, bring it on ladies; the brown shirts the Proud Boys will be wearing are not bulletproof.
What Sort Of Sad, Demented Loser Actually Likes Trump? Jonathan Falcon.
Fucking loser. I can see why the GOP tolerates Trump. He delivers everything a plutocrat would want. But just how fucking pathetic do you have to be to actually love Trump the man. Christ. Trump is the most cowardly beta cuck loser in the world, but the sad little men who gleefully lick his taint are beyond contempt. That doesn't mean we can't point and laugh at them, tho...