Sooch

TWIV: Somehow Jimmy Dore Is Still Not VINDICATED!

Modern Science And Jaimie Arona Krems And Martie Hasleton Have Discovered That Reactionary Idiots Are Terrified Conservatives Who Do Dumb Reactionary Things

Like religion.

Like hating freedom.

Those are tenets of conservative stupidity.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Krems and Haselton have studied conservative assholes and found backward-ass ignorance and stupidity and screaming fear.

Science!

America Is A Shithole Country, And A Large Reason Why Is The Conservative Establishment

The Dems and the GOP are both rock-ribbed reactionary parties which govern guided by failed conservative principles.

Conservatives is a mental defect.

All you have to do is look at this story on Social Security disability cases.

After two strokes, you should get disability automatically.

And it should be equivalent to at least a living wage.

That would be a start.

Areelin' In Da Yeers

The New York Times Doesn't Get Out Much With The Common Folk

Sure, rich white people are dumb as fuck, but out in the real world with the normal folks, you see lotsa masks.

On the train.

On the bus.

In the stores.

Out and about.

Sure, Cornell is full of stupid asshole, and the Times is a reactionary shitshow, but plenty of decent people who can't afford to get sick or get sick again or get sick again again are way fucking smarter and masked than the NYT demographic.

Ken Langone Is More Disgusting Than Bunghole Cancer And NYU Has Always Sucked Balls

NYU is a shithole.  

Not breaking news.

But reactionary shithead Ken Langone has made NYU worse, waayyy fucking worse.

Shop at Lowe's if you must, but never, ever Home Despot.

Medicare for All would solve our nasty Ken Langone NYU problem.

Olden Tales

Massed

That Reactionary Fool Kathy Hochul Would Like To Remind You To Never, Ever Vote For Dems

Hochul is just a Cuomo in drag.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Christ.

All The Cops Are Bastards But The Uvalde Cops Are Somehow Worse

Cops kill.

Cops suck.

Cops are not your friends.

Fuck tha police.

Hard.

Under his eye.

Rapey Uncle Joe Makes The Racist Fox "News" Baggers Butthurt Over The Deployment Of A Kennedy

Fox "News" has not been the same since Bill O'Reilly stopped jamming falafels up his ass while harassing his staff, much the same way National Review has never been the same since creepy naked boy lover William F. Buckley croaked.

Sad.

Now the naked boy loving at NR lacks panache and the screaming fucktardery at Fox "News" is low energy.

And the racism is even more shabby, if that's possible.

Rapey Uncle Joe got those baggers all frothy by dispatching a Kennedy to Ulster.

Heh, indeedy.

It's the only use for any Kennedy: getting the baggers and the Limeys to shit themselves in fear.

Thanks, Joe.

Trump Is The Saddest Old Loser In The World

Such a yuge loser.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Honors In English From Stanford But Writes Like Izzy Ampil?

Hacktastic.  Jesus.  Utter shit.

Next time go to a real school.

I'm surprised this was even considered good enough for Buzzfeed News.

Stanford was always trash, but christ what a shitty writer this person is.

Chux

The Free RePubic Baggers Are Openly Mocking Trump Now

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Ron DeSantis Is The Greatest Hero In American History: Nobody Has Removed More Baggers In The Service Of The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover

Praise be!

DeSantis has killed so many grotesque and ignorant conservative assholes.  The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover literally could not have done it without his help.

Heinous reactionary shitheads like Ron DeSantis and Jimmy Dore are truly doing the lords' work and making America greater again with every ded bagger.

Inshallah.

Jorn Barger: The Line Between Creepy, Innovative Internets Weirdo And Shallow Reactionary Doofus Is A Short One

Jorn Barger is still out there, well-read but oh so fatuous.

All these aspy libertarian creeps used to be weirdest dweebs in the class.

Not all of them were such big Bernie Sanders stans 6-7 years ago or such voracious readers, but nearly all of them turn out to be creepy pests and as deep as a puddle.

Libertarians are dumber than baggers.

Sad.

Thanks, Taki.

A Friendly Reminder: Free RePubic Baggers Really Are This Stupid

Dumber than dog shit.

Baggers are fucking hopelessly, helplessly dumb.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Herschel Walker: Only The Best People--Trump's Picks Are Solid Gold

Jesus fukkin crispy, what a fabulous shitshow Herschel Walker was for our amusement.

Entertainment fucking too-nite.

Now it's over.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

TWIV: Dr Jimmy Jimjam Dore's VINDICATION Is Looking Pretty Threadbare

There's No Lower Form Of Rancid Slime On This Planet Than TERFs

TERFs are worse than baggers, libertarians, KHive slut queen acolytes, Obama fluffers, stillwithhering Hildos, and Billy Ray Cyrus.

Bigotry against the most marginalized folks is fucking sheer cowardice.

Fuck TERFs.

Fuck Dave Chappelle.

Kyrsten Sinema Is The Barack Obama Of Joe Liebermans

Or maybe the Sandy Cortez of Joe Liebermans.  

Either way, she sucks major ass.

She was a scumbag from back unfortunately, but now she realizes that nobody likes her and that she would lose in a Dem primary in 2024.  

She lookin' to keep her job at all costs.

Another waste of space and a yuge disappointment.

Fuck her.

Thanks, Olbermann.

Dem Owed

The Free RePubic Dipshits Really Thought Walker Was Gonna Win

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Not understanding how voting works makes baggers cry.

These Free RePubic assholes really suck at this game.

Praise be.

Thanks, Trump.

Shout Your Abortion And Close Every Christian Anti Abortion Center In The Country

Mandatory abortions for white people!

Cull the fundies!

Delete the whyte!

Religion is a cancer on progress.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Abortion is healthcare.

Here's A Good Idea: Find All The CIA Agents & Lock Them In Their Own Torture Prisons On Those Islands In The Indian Ocean

And throw their families in too just because.

Or Havana Syndrome those fuckers for realz.

CIA are scum and get whatever they deserve.

Boom.

The Southwest Of The United States Is Not Compatible With Modern American Life

There's no fukkin' water.

There never really was.

But now all those assholes in Arizona and Utah and Nevada and California are payin' the mutherfukkin' piper.

Christ.

It's an existential crisis we are gonna lose.

Blow up all the fucking dams and let nature take of the human infestation.

Good Gods, Late-20s Suzanne Vega Was So Pretty

She looks good now, too, but christ. 

No Bagger On The Free RePubic Has Ever Been Laid

No pussy for those creeps, and here's a good reason why.

Even the closet-cases don't get no action.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Delete the bagger.

Trump's Gettin' Cucked In Georgia By His Own Candidate

Sad.

Trump's not even a gamma male at this point.

Fucking' Herschel Walker cucked him.

Thanks, Obama.

Dr. Susan Oliver Makes The Papers: Lied Suddenly, Or The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Loves Us All

The blessed holy bagger remover has been removing baggers ded and that's no lie!

Praise be!

Liz The Snake Warren And Sean McElwee Are Both Toxic Reactionary Stooges

The Grifter and the Snake.

McElwee is a fucking right-wing grifter, and he was working hand in hand with Warren to make sure Sanders could not win.

Never, ever vote for a snake.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Pro Tip: Nobody Should Give Two Shits What Some Creepy Boy-Loving Priest Thinks About Legalizing Weed

Shut the fuck up pedo.

Creepy reactionary perverts should have no say in how a decent society functions.

Fuck them.

Under his eye.

Everything Sux In Texas

Rapey Uncle Joe Is Trying To Do The Impossible With The Railroad Unions: Be Worse Than Barack HUSSEIN Obama

Rapey Uncle Joe is a real vile reactionary bastard.

The Dems suck huge ass.

And nobody could ever be worse than Obama, but Rapey Uncle Joe is giving it his all.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Christ.

Health Care For Trans Kids Is Healthcare And Healthcare Is A Human Right

Trans kids are people.

Human beings.

With rights.

And inherent value.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Lite Age

Watching The Vile Free RePubic Baggers Shred Each Other Over Trump Is Simply Wonderful

Truly beautiful.

Trump is corroding the foundations of the GOP and the teabagger bowel movement.

Praise be!

PA's Big John Is Gonna Be A Bigger Chris Murphy Soon

Or a Sheldon Whitehouse.

Or Sherrod Brown.

A mostly useless Dem Senator who doesn't suck as hard as Tim Fucking Kaine.

It's Beginning To Look Like Elron Musk Might Just Be A Complete Fraud And Risible Imbecile!

Why were we not informed of this earlier!?

Oh, yeah...

So Apparently Ancient Rome IS Real--Who Knew?

It's gettin' so you can't trust anybody these days.

Next you'll be telling more Elron Musk is a fraud and moron.

Or that Jimmy Dore is not 100% VINDICATED!

Steven Shoulda Paid These Assholes Since He Clearly Was Better With Them Than Without Them For 35 Fukkin' Years...

Stop Reading The New York Times And Start Stomping Nazis

Stand with the drag queens and shoot the fucking Nazis.

And stop reading that fucking paper.

Jesus.

Chairman Mao Knew How To Handle Landlords

This man needs some communism in his life.

Let's lynch the landlord.

The Cops Are Bastards, Don't You Know

Abolish the police.

Now.

TWIV: Jimmy Jimjam Dore And The Gimp, Featuring The Houseboy & Stif VINDICATED!

Texas: It's Always Been Like A Whole Other Racist Hellhole Country!

Texas a hundred years ago is just like Texas today.

Only with more cripple governors and guns.

And the lynchings are all legal now.

Praise be!

Elron Musk, Apartheid Emerald Guy, Is A Big Fan Of Racists And Nazis??

Who did nazi that...

Everyone should be astounded that the giant fucking idiot who grew up on apartheid money is a yuge racist Nazi stan.

Simply astounded.

Thanks, Obama.

The Single Best Thing The Dems Have Done In A Great While Ended Because Rapey Uncle Joe Sucks Ass

And the 'progressives' in the House suck major ass.

And Senator from Wesleyan Michael Bennet sucks dog dicks.

It wasn't Joe Man's Chin.

The Dems didn't give a shit because they are worthless.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Yass Kween

Elron Musk And Tim Pool: Two Creepy Bald Losers Who Deserve Each Other

Of course Tim Pool drives a Tesla.

Only the dumbest motherfuckers on Earth drive a Tesla.

Of course Tim Pool drives a Tesla.

Thurston, This Is Randy Watt, A Ded Bagger! Praise Be!

The fucking baggers killed themselves!

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover was nothing without the the baggers being too stupid to save their own lives.

All the ded baggers have truly made America greater again.

Under his eye.

This is the best of us: gross conservative assholes dying because they're reactionary morons with help from the blessed holy bagger remover.

Inshallah.

Give Inn

 

Reel Big Frindz

Tim Pool Is Exactly The Sort Of Creepy, Pedo-Looking, Closet-Case Loser That Y'all Need To Keep Away From The Children

And farm animals.

That nasty bald misshapen head motherfuckin' closet-case manlet is an Elon Musk style pedo if I've ever seen one.

And I have seen one. 

Tim Pool.

The Free RePubic Baggers Are Making The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Greater Again

And again.

Heh, indeedy.

Thank you for jesus for making conservatives so fucking stupid and making so many baggers ded.

Praise be!

The Old Tory Queen Is Still At It

Trump's Loyal Bagger Fucktard Army Will Never Support The GOP Without Trump

Ride or die with Trump for those sorry bastards.

And the death will be the death of the GOP.

The Free RePubic baggers will never be reliable Republican votes ever again once Trump is gone.

Under his eye.

Half Of Superchunk Plays The Huskers

Tales From The Darker Sides Of The End Of Your Life

Y'all really fucked this place up.

Heh, indeedy.

The USA is the biggest shithole out there now thanks to you execrable reactionary fucks.

Sad.

Thanks, Madison.

Never Trust The Dems: Student Loan Edition Part 3

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It's Always Better To A Rich White Guy

Caroline Ellison, Billy Evans, Sam Bankrun-Fraud: The Truth About The MIT Economics Department Is Out There

Econ at MIT is not exactly a meritocracy.

Plus Jeffery Epstein.

Can't forget about Epstein.

MIT is full of dumdums too.

Pro tip: effective altruism is oligarchy for dummies.  Just ask Matty Yglesias.

Elizabeth Holmes Has The Perfect Pussy For A Super Dumb Trustfund Bro

Clearly!  That poor bastard.

Nine years younger dick for that sad old lady Elizabeth Holmes.  And knocked her up twice!

Lucky for Holmes that her baby daddy has a generous trust fund.  The rest of us would have been waayyy better off if Billy Evans' fortune had been taxed out of existence in 1960.

Too bad none of the Theranos investors took the time to visit a biochem class at their local state college before they gave this whore a dime.

Whoopsie.

This Week In It's Nice To Be A Rich White Guy

Sol Lid

Hambini Living His Best Life As The Cycling Press Eats Shit

COVID Deniers Who Got Scammed By Simone Gold Deserve Everything They Got And More

You really do love to see it.

Bagger grifting bagger is the only thing that can make America greater again.

Thanks, Trump!

What The Hell Were They Thinking With This?

2 things:

1) Greg Lake was better than Wetton.  Something was always off about John Wetton.  The best thing about him was his Gibson Victory bass.

2) Steve Howe is/was an excellent guitar player live, even if the music was never my bag.

3) I hate prog. 

Hakeem Jeffries Is Every Bit As Toxic And Stupid As Nancy Pelosi--Maybe Worse

Jeffries is way younger, so he's def got more fight in 'em.

He's as awful as Pelosi, Hoyer, and Clyburn ever were.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Christ.

Kari Lake Is The Hero We Need Now

Trump has fought his last battle against the GOP.

The lardy moist orange dotard is too low-energy to do any more damage.

Sad.

But Kari Lake is the nasty psycho cunt that can take whatever Trump didn't ruin for the Republicans and shit ALL over it.

Praise be!

Georgia Republicans Demand Only The Best People: Herschel Walker!

What the fuck is going on?

Holy shit that poor dumb bastard Walker is a special kind of fella.

You really do love too see it.

Thanks, Trump!

Praise Be! Trump Is The Sad And Helpless Little Hero The GOP Needs Right Fucking Now

Heh, indeedy.

Trump will be remembered as the wonderful man who finally killed the GOP.

Pat Buchanan couldn't manage it.

Me Kons

Trump, Kari Lake, And The Drooling Baggers Eating Shit In Arizona Is The Last Funfetti Of The Election

Good times.

All the baggers are butthurt over this one most of all.

You really do love to see it.

Heh, indeedy.

Thanks, Obama.

Now All The Shitlib Strivers And Hustlers And Grifters Can Go Back To Their Usual Reactionary Scamming

Hate the game AND the players.

Christopher Bouzy is a really gross neolib asshole.

He and Michael Moore and Simon Rosenberg and that Boner guy all decided to stake out the contrarian Dem cheerleader space, but Bouzy had the most to gain since he started with the least.

I'm sure other folks with no platform and no visibility saw something weird happening in the days and weeks before the election, but they had no way to get that shit out there in order to make a quick buck.  Ahem.

And Bouzy was wrong on his big guess, but the Rapey Uncle Joe stans, KHive slut queen worshipers, stillwithhering Hildos, Obama fluffers, and all the rest of the rock-ribbed establishment Dems will buy whatever garbage this guy is selling now.

They're as dumb or dumber than the most meth-addled inbred MAGA CHUD.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Not Breaking News: The New York Times Is A Dumb Reactionary Fishwrap Full Of Shabby Copaganda & There Never Was A Liberal Media

The New York Times is written for dummies by dummies to serve the interest of vile and violent dummies.

That's the only news fit to print.

And when the NYT people are not fucking up, they're lying, creating a narrative to serve their masters at the expense of the citizenry and society.

Because the NYT is part of the conservative political & media establishment, and it always has been.

And it will not change until the top marginal tax rate is 100% and we abolish billionaires.

The Times doesn't want you to notice that the folks in Burlington are already dealing with the theft problem without the help of the fucking cops.

Assholes.

2 A Daze

Even Yet Still More Tales From Your Shithole Called America

Give CounterPunch money to make it less shitholey.

Once the fun of the election is over, we're still stuck with Rapey Uncle Joe, so, yeah, fucked.

Even Considering The Bagger Obliteration, Sean Patrick Maloney Might Be The Most Wicked Awesome Story Of This Election

Fuck you, you disgusting fucking Mick cocksucker.

Lazy AND stupid AND gross, just like a reactionary drunken Irish goon should be.

So fucking glorious to watch this miserable racist bastard get skullfucked AND cost the Dems the House.

Heh, indeedy.

Unfortunately, the piece of shit will probably win next cycle, but, for today, he's a bigger loser than Donald Fucking Trump.

Sad.

Thanks, AOC

Praise Be And Thank You Jeezus: The Free RePubic Forum Has Been So Much Fukking Fun This Past Week

I fucking hate vile racist reactionary teabaggers so fucking much.  Watching them suffer has been sublime.  If only we could enjoy their pain and torture without the gods damned Dems getting the benefit.

Trump is wrecking these poor disgusting fuckers.  Half want to die for Trump and half are shitting their diapers because Trump fucked them so hard.

Those miserable bagger fucks watched their humiliation and shame drown them in real time--and in the most public way possible.

The most hilariously entertaining way, as well!

The bagger retards had no way to cope with this glorious event, leaving them to cry and bitch and moan like the beta cuck losers they are.

Helpless baggers suffering defeat after defeat is a boon to all mankind, a treat for the senses and a tonic for the soul of the nation.

Reveling in the agony of these grotesque racist bastards is the most any sane decent person could want, and we have it and so much fucking more.

Baggers lost, conservatism lost, and comedy won.  Joy won.  Beauty won.  This is the greatest gift jesus could ever give us.

The most horrible fucking people on the planet ate shit for days this week and they're choking to death on it.

Their screaming terror made manifest.

And we are all so much fucking better for it.

Inshallah

TWIV: VINDICATED!!--Jimmy Dore Continues To Be The Dumbest Man In The Galaxy

Josh Marshall Has The Emptiest Head Of Any Of The Establishment Dem Pissboys

The worst part of the GOP eating shit is the Dems winning.

Josh Marshall is a vile and comically dumb Democratic Party pissboy, a racist neolib stenographer and boot-licker.

Meet The Mekons

Or somethin'.

From 2010 which was along tima go.

Many of the Mekons were around 30 when The Mekons Rock 'n Roll came out...

NY's Sean Patrick Maloney Is The Dumbest Fucking Mick Since Pat Finnerty

Maloney is a vile neolib cocksucker and he ate a giant shit sandwich on election night.

Praise be.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

PA's Big John Is A Loyal And Savvy Dem & Hillary Clinton Would Be President Today If She Had Listened To Fetterman In 2016

Big John Fetterman was always a loyal establishment Dem guy.  You don't get to be friends with a creep like Ed Rendell unless you are a real bastard.  And Fetterman knew what Hillary Clinton needed in 2016 to win Pennsyltucky, but her campaign was too stupid to listen.  Now THAT'S funny.

Fetterman was more than a loyal Dem, tho.  He was a smart campaigner with a long game plan, and now he's a US Senator.

Hillary Clinton is just an epic, hilarious, historic loser and nasty old woman.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump!

Andrew Cuomo Is The Second Most Vile And Toxic Democrat Of The Modern Era After Barack Obama

Cuomo is worse than Rapey Uncle Joe and rapist Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter.

Easily worse.

And damaging to American progress.

Whatever Cuomo gets, he deserves a thousand fold.

Trump's Destruction Of The GOP Is Entering A New And Wonderful Phase This Week!

We are all blessed that we were alive to see this.

One great and heroic man named Donald Trump has done what no Democrat has wanted to do in 60 years: destroy the GOP.

Through an astounding mix of incompetence and stupidity and cowardice, Trump has wrecked that vile racist revanchist nest of shabby bigots known as the Republican Party.

The local stuff in all those states just shows how deep Trump has been able to spread this fabulous cancer.

The ostentatious rot on display in PA is just the most hilarious of it all this cycle.

It's only gonna get more entertaining from here, boyo.

Praise motherfucking be!

Raging On Full

The Story Of Braddock PA Is The Reason Why The GOP Was So Scared Of Fetterman

A very good reason.

Fetterman was never going to lose that Senate race. 

He was not behind for a single day.

But the baggers and reactionary cocksuckers had reason to fear the man AND his record.

The record is why the Dems have always been wary of Fetterman as well...

Oh My Fucking God, The Free RePubic Baggers Are Now The Apotheosis Of Pure Comedy

Heh, indeedy.

They hate Trump.  Or they love him.  It's about 50/50 but they're all pissed regardless.

You really do love to see it.

Their greasy little retarded rat brains are having so much trouble processing everything.  They had been promised a glorious victory but got fucked instead.

Comedy has never been so blessed, and we are all basking in the beauty of conservative failure and pain.

We can never repay jesus for this sublime blessing.

Inshallah.

Not Breaking News: GOP Voters Are Grotesque And Stupid Racist Assholes

Racist assholes are easy to manipulate.

And easy to manipulate into voting against their best interests.

This is not breaking news.

The Republican Party is a racist party.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

John Kass Is A Bagger Lunatic, But The Free RePubic Baggers Are Scared Shitless Over This Election

Anything other than total GOP domination, 54 Senators and 100 House seats is gonna feel like a yuge failure for these baggy shitheads.

Kass is fucking vile.

But the Free RePubic baggers are jumpy as fuck, and it could be a wicked bad night for them.

Bagger Nitwit Matt Lewis Probably Really Believes Rock-Ribbed Reactionary 'Third Way' Dems Are 'Left'

Matt Lewis is not a smart or handsome boy.

His mommy was a lying, two-bit whore.

Only the most debased reactionary cretin would think that the bowel movement conservative scumbags at the Third Way have anything to do with 'center' or 'left' in the Democratic Party.

If You Read CounterPunch, You Will Certainly Be Delighted With The Random Glenn Greenwald, Libertarian Boy, Fisking!

Fun stuff to read as you wreck your planet.

Give the CounterPunch people money, too, you bastards.

Libertarians Are Dumber Than MAGA CHUDS In Every Conceivable Way

The Brownstone Institute is some wingnut welfare grift started by a loser idiot named Jeffrey Tucker.  He's a crypto dipshit who attended some of America's worst colleges and universities.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Brownstone was also behind the Great Barrington Declaration, so you should know by now that they got every single mother fucking thing wrong regarding the coronavirus and shit.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Free RePubic baggers are waayyy fucking worse.

Sad.

Thanks, Mises.

That Dumb Mick Pat Finnerty Probably Thinks This Sucks, Too

Jeremy Corbyn Is Not Perfect, But He's Sure As Shit The Best Fucking Limey In The Last 100 Years

In a world of vile Limey cocksuckers, Corbyn stands out as a pretty good politician.

Corbyn is brilliant compared to any Labour PM you can name, and is, of course, nothing like all the vile reactionary Tory cocksuckers as far back as your history book goes.

Way fucking better than Obama or Clinton or Clinton or Rapey Uncle Joe, that's for fucking sure.

If you stand with Palestine, that's a yuge bonus for humanity!

Is Every Disgusting Racist Reactionary Bagger A Closeted Homosexual Proud Boy? Yes. The Answer Is Yes.

The Proud Boys are America's preeminent social club for closet homosexual conservatives.

If you are conservative, most likely you're a closet-case, so you're def a Proud Boy.

Sad.

Thanks, Gavin.

The TWIV Live Show: Like Chapo But Still No Vindication For Jimjam

Lula 2022 Is No Leftist, But The Pain His Victory Has Caused The Reactionary Evangelical Bastards Is Divine

You really do love to see it.

Evangelical christians are the worst people on the planet, so anything that causes them strife is a true miracle from jesus.

Who gives a shit if Lula 2022 is a shadow of the man he once was as long as the racist reactionary scum in Brazil and the USA are choking to death on the copium.

The Only Truly Dangerous Places In America Are Rural Bagger Areas Filled With Reactionary Racist Guntard Morons

New York City is a paradise compared to Texas.

Or Florida.

Or Wyoming.

Or any of those shithole states filled with racist idiots and guns and run by cocksucking bagger assholes.

The "crime wave" is solely a creation of the Republican Party and the establishment media, which is arch-conservative and always has been.

No room for truth or sanity in the USA.

Sad Old Argentine Fascist Andres Oppenheimer Is Quite Butthurt Over Lula's Win

You really do love to see it.

Sad old reactionary fools can choke on an entire bag of dicks for all that anyone should care.

Fuck nazi fucks.

Political Song for Dr. Ooze to Sing

No Amnesty Ever For COVID Deniers: Emily Oster Is A Vile Cunt

Vile scum like Oster can beg for forgiveness, but we must never forget what these horrible stupid motherfuckers did.

No amnesty, ever.

Oster was wrong about everything COVID, just like Jimmy Dore and Robert Malone and thousands of others.

Those people need to be hounded to the ends of the Earth until their dying days, knowing not a moment's peace for all the harm they have caused.

Fuck them all and send them to hell.

The Free RePubic Baggers ARE Spooked About Something, Tho & Their Fear Is Palpable

Like greasy rabid vermin running from an earthquake that humans can't detect, the baggers on the Free RePubic are definitely terrified of something about the election this year.

Is it Moore's and Dean's and Rosenberg's and Bouzy's Dem victory?

Or is it just that baggers are giant pussies in general?

This Unhinged BlueMAGA Shit Is ONE Reason Why The Dems Are So Easily Buffaloed By The GOP

Not the only reason, of course...

Christopher Bouzy is coocoo for cocoa puffs.

And Simon Rosenberg is not much better. 

Both of these shitlibs are riffing on Michael Moore's abortion/women's vote/youth vote story.

Cool story bro.

I think they're in for a bad day next week.

And a bad lifetime after this inanity.

But pray to jesus they're right, because a Dem victory would be hilarious for the next many years...

Stupidity Is Killing You: Tails From Your Shithole Country & Donate To CounterPunch Also Too

You assholes sure are fucking up this whole thing.

Give money to CounterPunch to make some sort of amends, you worthless fucks.

Bonus Bono fisking is worth it just for that.

Thanks, Joy Division.

Lifesa Riot

The Free RePubic Baggers Are Very Smol Bois Having A Sad Over Brazil

Butt meets hurt on the Free RePubic.

Their manly man lost again.  First Trump now Bolsonaro.

STOLEN ELECTION! THEY STOLE IT!!  STOLEN!!!

You really do love to see it.

Thanks, Lula!

Tim 'Timmy!' Rowland Makes A Fantastic Case That He Is The Biggest Dipshit Not Named Trump On The Planet!

Timmy!

I think this Timmy, Rowland, might have the worst case of ADD ever seen.

Either that, or, ya' know...

That Is Half Japanese

Dr. Susan Oliver Flashback: Ivermectin Is Still Horse Paste Useless For COVID Treatment

Unbanned by YT.

The Next Mrs. Donald J. Trump: Sandy Smith

Sandy Smith: now THAT'S a bagger queen.

Yummmmm-EEEEEEE.

If Trump can manage to get his tiny misshapen orange wiener in that, she can be the new First..., uh..., um...Lady?

Lady, really?

Maybe she'll have to settle for being the next Mrs. Herschel Walker.

Sad.

Thanks Obama.

Tiny Kitchens

Surely This Is The TWIV With VINDICATION

Dr. Jimmy Jimjam Dore Should Work For Senator Richard Burr, Too

Dore and the GOP are in lockstep on COVID insanity.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Munn Day Funn Day

Fox 'News' Pretends That Swimming Is Not A Fancy White Person Thing In The United States

Of course Fox "News" viewers would think calling swimming racist is bizarre, but then again, conservatives are dumber than dog shit.

Gisele Fetterman is 100% correct, of course.

Swimming was a fancy white person thing in the US because public pools were segregated.

Those middle class white folks didn't want no blahs in their municipal pools.

So there weren't.

Fox "News" sucks major dog dick.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Thay

Pretty Fun Fisking Of The Vile Gold-Digging Bimbo Olivia Nuzzi By Former Twitter Denizen Senor Atrios

Nuzzi's gross.

And wicked gross here.

Sr. Atrios has some fun kicking her around now that he's no longer using the Tweeter machine.

Sad.

Thanks, Elon Musk.

Every Bagger Nitwit Who Moves From Cali To Texas Gets Everything They Deserve

Or Florida, or Georgia, or Alabama, or Kentucky, or Tennessee...

Newsom should be loading registered Republicans onto buses and sending them straight to Texas.  No backsies.

Baggers belong in the shithole states, not in decent areas where they can ruin society for the real Americans.

Then we flush the bagger states out of the Union, and we're golden.

Randy Vu

Rainbow Fentanyl Halloween Candy Is Def Real AF This Year! Mary Anne Cummings Told Me!!

I would go so far as to say that rainbow fentanyls and skittles are the same fucking candy.

And they're gettin' handed out by Satan himself this year!

Fight me, baggers!

Jeezus Frakking Krispy, Jennifer Rubin, No Not The Beautiful Actress, Gets One Thing Ab So Fukking Lootly Right

(Trump fucking wrecked Rubin's reactionary mind.)

But Ms. Rubin is on target here.

Watching Fetterman was elite cringe, but that doesn't mean he's not qualified to be a fucking senator because he had a stroke.

The baggers are huffing the copium bigly now, but they were not going to vote for Fetterman even if he'd performed a flawless Don Giovanni up there.

Leaving Train Fuck

Herschel Walker Should Answer Every Question About The Latest Abortion He Paid For With: 'Did You Get That $2000 Check Warnock Promised?'

Walker should say AND ONLY SAY: "Warnock, Biden, and Ossoff promised you a $2000 check on day 1.  Did you get it?  If not, vote for me, Herschel Walker."

This should have been his plan from the beginning of his campaign.

Too bad he was too stupid to want to win.

Did YOU get your $2000 check...

Not Shocking News: The Russians Cucked Biden Using The Dimwits In Saudi Arabia

That should have been the headline.

The Times waited till the very end to mention Russia, but that's the actual story.

Russia wanted to win a big battle against the US in the ongoing war.

And they did, using oil production cuts to make Rapey Uncle Joe look like a helpless old fool.

Sad.

Thanks, MBS.

Pyneknutts

Cops? Bastards. Every Single One.

Every fucking where.

Anybody who is for the pigs is fucking vile.

Too bad Beto is fucking zero who will never be elected to anything useful in Texas or anywhere else.

Thanks, Obama.

The 1312 Project.

Perhaps The Limeys DID Manage To Find A Bigger Tory Scumbag Than Boris Johnson In Rishi Sunak

Quite a fucking feat, Limeys.

Johnson was a inbred oaf who couldn't think his way out of water closet on his own, but somehow Sunak seems to be an even more grotesque fucking bastard.

Heh, indeedy.

United Ireland is picking up steam as the Conservatives shred themselves while the world laughs!

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

Wheel-Inn

Elephants Are Smarter Than Any Conservative Anywhere

Prob be better off with an elephant as PM instead of some Tory cokksukker.

We should be all about the elephants and nothing at all about the baggers.

Thanks, Obama.

Not Breaking News: White Racist Republicans Are Racist. And Dumb.

Hard to believe these white trash motherfuckers are so racist and stupid!

And some of them are dirt poor!

How could anyone have known!

Thanks New York Times!

On the other hand, the Dems suck, too, but can always say that at least they're not the GOP.

That ain't fucking enough.

Thanks, Obama.

Murder Hoar Net

Nurse John Campbell Is Running Hard To Win The Title Of World's Dumbest Limey Ahead Of Boris Johnson

Nurse Campbell is a fucking idiot.

He should go back to emptying bedpans or something.

Let the real doctors do the important work.  Nurses don't belong.

This Week In VINDICATED!

If D Boon Came Back To Us, The First Thing He Would Do Is Punch Watt For Breaking Up This Band

Your America Is A Frakking Shit Hole & Send CounterPunch Money

Jeffrey St. Clair starts off by praising the Van Gogh protest kids, so that's nice.

But the rest is a recitation of how much y'all fucked up gods' country, the UFuckingSA.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Vapid Neolib Turd Jonathan Chait Pretends He's Not Getting Everything He Always Wanted In Nevada

The GOP in charge of the agenda AND the opportunity to play the role of neolib pussy pretending to complain about that GOP: it's Chait's fucking wettest dream.

Neolib assholes like Chait are every bit as much of the problem as the reactionary racist baggers who make up the Republican Party.

So, Yeah, That Orgo Professor At NYU Was Actually Fired For Being A Dick, Not For Being Too Hard!

Hard!  See what I did there?  Hard.  Dick.  Hard.

Anywho, Prof McSenile should have been retired from teaching after his 43 years at Princeton.  Clearly he had no business teaching Organic Chem to a class of pre-med upper-class strivers at NY Fucking U in the 21st century.  

At least the students had some idea of what college and med school admissions were like in 2022, unlike the prof who was just being a dick by proving he could make a class so hard most kids couldn't get a necessary grade.  Big fucking deal, anybody could do that.

Plus he outed himself as a reactionary old fool by complaining about remote teaching during the coronavirus, so fuck him.  

I'm sure whoever is teaching the class now is doing a much better job of preparing those awful NYU people for med school.

Unplugg'd 78

Former Black Gossip Kid Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Uncorks A Wicked Fun Fisking Of Killer Mike

Heh, indeedy.

Crockett may have been hanging out with some real dipshits when he was a gossip kid at the Gawker, but this is a nifty fisking for sure.

I guess Killer Mike likes the money more than he likes the people.

But that's no different than any Uncle Tom for the Fox Generation pushing GOP horseshit on people who don't know any better.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Justin Hawkins Gets It Right Re Morrissey And The Smiths

Phun Phet E

The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Has Never Stopped Working Hard To Make America Greater Again

Thank you, jesus.

Finally the right folks are starting to die the mostest: white people.

Delete the white.

Make America beautiful.

White Replacement 2024!

Under his eye.

Desire Weigh

Dr Funk Debunk Dan Wilson Clearly Did Not Consult Dr Jimmy Jimjam Dore On This!

The City Of Angels Reminds You To Never, Ever Vote For Dems

Dems can do whatever they want in California, so pay attention to what they do with absolute power.

They govern as conservatives.

Ya know, cuz they are.

The LA City Councli is just the latest example.

Look at the people Newsom appointed to the Senate.

Look at his Lieutenant Governor.

Where's the universal healthcare...

The Yankees Already Won 2022 Because Of The Hilarious Sox Season

World Series or not, the Yanks did not finish in last place.  

But the Red Sox did, so anything the Yankees manage is pure bonus.

Who's your fuckin' daddy, bitch?

Peeling Out

Not Breaking News: Baggers Are Dumber Than Dog Shit And We Should Be Happy

They're literally too stupid to live.

Baggers believe every lie but reality is way too fucking hard for them.

It's a beautiful thing. 

Praise jesus and all the rest of the made-up gods for bringing us the blessed holy bagger remover and conservatives nitwits dumb enough to die for no good reason.

Brilliant!

Thanks, Trump.

Christian Conservatives Are Pure Evil (And Abortion Is Health Care)

The GOP could not suck more ass if they tried.

Conservatism is not compatible with a civilized society.

And abortion is still health care.

And healthcare.

Dr Susan Oliver Is Gettin' Real Good At The 'Debunking Anti Science Libertarian Horseshit' Game

All of the sudden, she's aces.

And she hasn't been at it that long.

Oliver, Dr Funk Debunk Dan, and the TWiV crew have done great working pushing back against the billion dollar right wing propaganda campaign against vaccines and science and public health and sanity.

This Susan Anway And Magnetic Fields Thing Is Probably The Best NPR Will Ever Be

I had no idea Susan Anway had died.  That sucks.

But her work with the Stephin Merritt and Magnetic Fields is immortal.

Jo's Field

Florida's A More Disgusting Bagger Shithole Than Texas, Or There Are No Good Cops

Even dog cops.

Florida sucks ass.

Cops are gross.

Abolish the police.

Abolish the police dogs.

Seriously, as funny as this story is, what with the biting and the prying and all the rest, fuck the police.

Florida's Bagger Joe Ladapo Is A True Hero Of The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover

Praise motherfucking be.

Baggers are pretty much self-cleaning ovens now; they remove themselves.

Brilliant!

Thanks, Trump.

One Of The Most Harrowing Love Songs

Of Course Rivendell Bikes Stands With Ukraine--Of Course

A new low for Grant Petersen, atmo.

Not twitter, but it still fits somehow.

Now it seems those stupid long chainstays on the Atlantis frame is not the dumbest thing GP ever did...

Sad.

This Week On TWIV: Vin D. Kated, The Jimmy Dore Story?

& Blow

Vote For A Litterbox In Every School Bathroom In America! Vote Bagger! Trump/Walker 2024!

Pencils, paper, and kitty litter!

Fuck yeah!

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Thomas Sowell Is Dumber Than Herschel Walker

And a way more pathetic Tom.  At least Herschel can claim the football as an excuse...

For Non Blonds

Conservatives Are Way More Demented And Debased Than Most Normies Can Understand

These people are fucking insane.  

They're sure some douche called jesus is gonna come back from heaven somewhere and make them the cool kids finally and destroy the libtards.

They really believe this shit.  This is not a troll for them to own the libcunts; this is their truth.  And it's wicked fucking stupid.  And insane.  And violent.  And racist.  And toxic.  And dangerous.

These sorts of screaming idiots cannot be reasoned with--they're like terminators of unhinged jesus freak inanity.  They are not capable of learning anything OR accepting reality.

They are supremely toxic and a danger to everyone and to society as a whole.

They're also beyond parody, which makes them funny as fuck, but that doesn't change the fact that we need to neutralize these people before any progress can be made.

The Free RePubic baggers are STILL QAnon true believers for fuck's sake!  

After all this time and all the evidence, they still believe this hoax like they believe in the gods.

Who could possibly be that stupid and sick?

We know who.  They're all around us and they are continuing their destruction.  They have been allowed too much influence despite their danger.  They have been welcomed into the political economy.

But none of that matters, can't matter going forward, because these bagger cocksuckers are that stupid and that demented.  

We need to get rid of 'em.  Push them back into the shame they once felt for their disgusting beliefs.

Religion has no place in a sane culture or just society.

Not Breaking From NBC News: The Saddest Uncle Toms On The Planet Live In Georgia, Are Votin' For Walker, And Are On The Republican Party Payroll

Jesus.  The Walker campaign has done more for comedy just in the past coupla weeks than most people could manage in a lifetime.  And the pee cock network is happy to help.

After flubbing the hit on Fetterman by GOP pissboy and registered Republican Uncle Tom Lester Holt, NB Fucking C is on a roll.

Not exactly a stampede of Afro America peeps who ain't getting a GOP check, I guess.

Kitchens Peeler

COVID Vaccines Lower Transmission Risk, So They Prevent Infection And Are Important To Public Health: CALL JIMMY DORE!!!

JIMMY DORE HAS BEEN UN-VINDICATED!

Sad.

Everyone knew all along that the vaccines lessened infection and transmission despite the fact that none of them were 100% effective at either.

This is the difference between public health and healthcare and Dr. Jimmy Jimjam Dore, America's most trusted doctor of all things unhinged and inane.

Let's Watch This 'GC Performance' Nitwit Figure Out That 'Gravel Bikes' Are A Comically Weak Marketing Ploy In Real Time

That Blue Strat

Ian Bremmer And Elon Musk Deserve Each Other

Jesus hopscotch christ, what a coupla real dumb fuckers.

In any sane and just world, Bremmer and Musk would be forced to live in a hole with only each other for company until somebody decided to fill the hole in with burning sewage and seal it with concrete.

If 1 In 5 Americans Really Truly Madly Believe Sandy Hook Was A Hoax For Reals, Well, We Are All Sorts Of Fucked

Baggerism has defeated sanity.

Jesus fucking christy.

All these unhinged violent reactionary lunatics should be put down.

Panny Ma

Rock-Ribbed Reactionary Neolib 'Democrats' Like David Rothkopf Are Way More Vile And Dangerous Than Rank And File Teabaggers

Teabaggers, even elected and appointed baggers like DeSantis and his idiot doctor Ladapo, are harmless dunces painting the walls with their own rancid shit when compared to disgusting hard-right neolibs like David Rothkopf.

Rothkopf is a Clinton guy, of course.

These violent, war-mongering monsters are worse than Trump could ever manage because Trump is completely, comically  incompetent.  The Dems are not that bad yet, unfortunately.  Obama, Clinton and the rest of those bastards were far more effective murderers than the brain-dead conservatives could hope to manage these days.

The Dumbest Man On The Internet Jim Hoft, The Vile Free RePubic Baggers, And Unhinged Bagger Nitwit Dr. Joseph Ladapo Are Making America Greater Again

These grotesque motherfuckers are killing so many baggers, and we are all blessed by this.

Thank you jesus.

Jim Hoft is the dumbest man on the internet, the Free RePubic baggers are demented reactionary scum, and Dr. Joseph Ladapo is dumber than dog shit--this is great news for all the sane, decent people out there.

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover will never stop making America greater again.

Ladapo is another one of these simpletons who should lose his licence in Cali, so, I guess Florida is the perfect place for him.

Praise be!

Kitch Inns

Somebody Remind The Bezos Post That Howard Schultz Has Always Been A Fatuous Reactionary Fraud, Just Like Bezos

Howard Schultz was never the good guy.  He was never the cool CEO.  He was an anti-labor fraud from the beginning no matter what horseshit the Bezos Post tries to feed its demented readers.

If Schultz had been the hero of this Starbucks labor story, he would not have come out of retirement to try and break the union drive.

Fuck him.

Howard Schultz is scum and deserves exactly what he is getting now.

He sucks and Starbuck's coffee sucks too.

But if you ever have the chance to buy Starbuck's from a union shop, well, that's pretty okay, considering.

This Week In Virology: Sadly Dr Jimmy Jimjam Dore Has Not Yet Been VINDICATED!

Story & Song

Even This Reactionary Old Rich White Guy Hates Tesla

He should be the target demo: rich, white, crabby, conservative.

Not Gonna Lie, This Whole Herschel Walker Thing Is Wicked Entertaining, Way More Fun Than I Had Hoped

What a glorious shitshow.  And Walker is a way worse liar than he fucking should be at this point--he's a fucking useless moron even when compared to Donald Fucking Trump.

This is a clown car crackup.  These people suck at this game.  And it is so fucking fun.

Praise be!

Herschel Walker is that dumber than dogshit Trump kid we didn't know we needed.

Trumpian has a new face.

Heh, indeedy.

Thanks, Obama.

Fore KKKKay

Pro Tip: Alex Berenson Was Always A Reactionary Hack And Risible Simpleton

Berenson was never a "real journalist".  He was a fatuous clown from the start; his unhinged horseshit regarding marijuana was known far and wide as the work of the most grotesque of hacks.  The NYT employs plenty of reactionary nitwits.  Always have.  That's their business model.

Only The Best People The Next Generation: Taylor Crowe Should Have Known This Was Coming

Heh, indeedy.

The Herschel Walker campaign was every bit as filled with only the best people as the Trump presidency.

Taylor Crowe will never be Secretary of State now.

Praise be.

Thanks, Obama.

Sick Tails From Your Failed State, Rapey Uncle Joe Sucks Major Ass & Counterpunch Fundraising

Hah hah, you're fucked.

Hah hah, we're all in that boat with you fucked people.

Shit.

Thanks, Obama.

'May I Sing With Me' Might Be The Best Album Of All Time

While Cuba Was Curing The Blind Around The World, The United States Was Killing People Around The World

Weird.

I bet Cuba can't keep up with fixin' all the blind poor people the USA is makin' on a daily basis with our bombs and shit.

Fuck yeah.

You suck Cuba.

Those Venezuelan people didn't need to see nothin' to be starved out by the USA!

USA!  USA!  USA!

Only The Best Children: Thanks Trump

Christian Walker is the best thing to happen to the GOP since Herschel Walker.  

So. Many. Good. People.

Trump's work to wreck the GOP's 2022 chances must never be forgotten.

Thanks, Obama.

Hedstart

Trump Was Right Again: Herschel Walker Is The Best The GOP Can Do

Watching Ralph Reed and the rest of those miserable reactionary motherfuckers suck Walker's scabrous cock is pure atomic-powered funfetti.

They're stuck with that dumb bastard now.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump!

Rush Inn

Roger Waters Is A Good Fucking Man

Gilmour can eat shit, and the other guy and the dead guy never mattered, but Roger Waters is a decent, thoughtful man.

His "outrageous" statements about Palestine and Israel and Russia and Syria are pretty much spot on, and wicked fucking awesome for an old Limey dude.

Roger Water, yes!

Pink Floyd, nah.

All Of The Cops, They Are The Bastards: The 1312 Project

Abolish the police.

Cops are killers.

Know cops, no peace.

No cops, know peace.

Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me...

Brazil's Fatal Rot Is The Same As The USA's Fatal Rot: Evangelical Christianity

Pro Tip: Evangelical Christianity is way fucking more toxic and evil than even Catholicism.

And Brazil is suffering from this evil, fatal rot--the Bolsanaro movement proves it.

Baggers are all evangelical true believers.

Christianity is stupid.

Evangelicals are worse.

The Right-Wing Lies About Public Health In The Era Of COVID Show That Conservatism Is A Cancer That Must Be Eradicated

Conservatism kills.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

The grifters and liars and fools and unhinged lunatics and screaming idiots are a rot at the core of humanity.

It's past time to end conservatives and conservatism as incompatible with progress and sanity and decency.

Now or never.

Only The Best People: Donald Trump Is Corroding The Last Bits Of What Little Remained Of GOP Sanity

These baggers are almost as toxic and rotten as the KHive!

Donald Trump is doing what the Dems never really wanted to do: destroy the GOP.

Praise be!

Not Exactly Breaking News, But Libertarian Boot-Licker Vinay Prasad Sucks So Much Ass

Holy shit, what a fucking scumbag dipshit Prasad really is.

Just sucking Koch and Thiel his whole career for the love of being a piss-guzzling, boot-licking grifter.

And dirty, dirty money.

Fuck him in any and all skull holes.

Seriously.

TWIV: Will Dr Jimmy Dore Finally Be VINDICATED!

Even Marin County White People Can Smarten Up

Get your shots, kids.

Just like the good rich white people in Marin County.

Who knew?

Thanks, jesus.

Wicked Fun Drive-By Fisking Thread Of The Execrable Aseem Malhotra

Scum fucking bag.

Malhotra is an asshole of titanic proportions, every bit as bad as Vinay Prasad.

The baggers are a-frothing.

Heh, ideedy.

Trump's Other Boy In PA, Mastriano, Is Gonna Lose Bigly With Jesus As His Runningmate!

Only the best people.

Heh, indeedy.

Fasting and prayer definitely make up for being a grotesque bagger simpleton with no money and no campaign, tho.

Thanks, Trump.

Foogfiters

Elon Musk Is Making A Really Great Case That He Is The Dumbest Motherfucker On Earth

Except for Tesla owners.  Those sorry bastards are wicked fucking stupid.  But please use your electric time bomb as a boat, too, dipshit.  It's sublime comedy.

Elon Musk is truly a screaming idiot.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Erica Galindo Is Here To Remind You That Christianity Is Wicked Fucking Dumb

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

What the actual fuck.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Brandon Was A Rapey Racist Reactionary Piece Of Shit Long Before He Was A Demented And Senile Old Fool

The Dems who support Rapey Uncle Joe are the best reasons to never, ever vote for Dems.

Jesus. 

VOTE BRANDON/JACKIE 2024: 2 ded motherfuckers.

Powah 2 Pop

Only The Best People: Hero Trump Hands The GOP Another Loser In Tudor Dixon

Tudor Dixon.

Tudor.

Dixon.

Tudor.

Anywho, Donald J. Trump is a hero to the world for his role in accelerating the fall of the GOP into a frothing cesspool of rancid reactionary bagger insanity.

Under his eye.

Thanks, Trump!

Thank Christ That Barack Obama Saved The World From A Bernie Sanders Presidency In 2020

Imagine a world where Rapey Uncle Joe is not the fucking president right now.

Insane.

Thanks, Obama.

Bagger Pipsqueaks Like Matt Lewis Are Hoarding The Copium Like So Many Reactionary OCD Chipmunks

The GOP cannot be bigger losers.

The Dems have nothing but somehow the Republicans have less.

Brandon can't even remember who's alive and who's already dead, but the baggers can't seem to get anything working against him.

Whiny little pissboys like Matt Lewis are coping as hard as any boot lickers have ever coped, but that doesn't seem to be enough.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Watt Shoulda Kept The Band Together

Tina40 Is America's Scariest Bagger

Oh, fuck, no.

Jesus.

That's not right.

LOL

I guess the GOP decided to stop wasting money in AOC's district.

LMFAO

Christ.

Jesus Fukking Christ, Kyrsten Sinema Sucks Ass, But Keith Olbermann Needs To Go Away Forever

That boy ain't right.

Olbermann was given every fucking sort of opportunity a tee vee guy could ever get and got creepier and creepier each time.

If the dude had been smart enough to take the win just one time before he became a cringe lord, he'd be livin' in fat city today.

But no.

Now he's reduced to humble bragging about banging reactionary shitbag Kyrsten Sinema over a decade ago to signal boost his podcast.

Sad.

Thanks, Dan Patrick.

Test Ease

Baggers Lose Because Baggers Are Dumber Than Dog Shit

Baggers huddle together in stinky holes like Free RePubic where they can jerk each other off and not have to face reality.

But when they lose, they act like the victims.

Heh, indeedy.

Math is hard.  

To a bagger, losing is being tied.  Check the polling history; Trafalgar, the least accurate poll in the USA, had Washington exactly the same three weeks ago.  No movement up for your bagger and no movement down for the Dem incumbent leading in the poll is not good fucking news.  In fact, it's a disaster.  

John Nolte is a fucking dipshit.

This is why baggers lose so easily.

Literally too stupid to win.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Keep Your Kids Away From The Cops: The 1312 Project

Police don't belong near children.

The cops are not your friends or friends to children.

Police rape and police kill.

All cops are bastards.

The 1312 Project.

Remco Evenepoel Showed Up And He Won

Vingegaard could learn something from this:

Rule #5.

But Evenepoel and the rest of the miserable fat Belgian bastards didn't have to be schooled.

Van Aert was there and his teammate won.

Evenepoel has had an amazing season all of the sudden.

Weepy Bagger Pissboy Matt Lewis Def Needs To Cry More

Cry more, little man.

Matt Lewis has a sad because his baggers lost to Trump's baggers and are now gonna lose to Dems.

Boo fucking hoo.

Frail weirdos like Lewis are the reason Trump can so easily wreck the GOP.

Emo Is Dead

TWIV: Jimmy Dore Is Not Being VINDICATED!

'Vaccine Injury' Stories Are 100% False, Made Up, Bullshit, Horseshit, Lies

No.

This did not happen.

This man is a liar.

Every single one of these stories turns out to be a lie.

The next one of these "vaccine injury" cases that is true will be the first one.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Idiot Joy Division Wannabes Who Mostly Still Had Their Own Hair

World Famous Libertarian Crank And Sad Dumb Bastard Dr. Jimmy Jimjam Dore ALMOST Figures Out Vaccines Live On His Show

But not quite.

So close, tho.

This fucking asshole Dore is too dim and helpless to fully comprehend what he's reading on that screen.

Jesus frakking crispy, what a fucking simpleton.

No wonder he was so easily gulled by the vile right-wing cocksuckers like Prasad and Malone and McCullough and Campbell and Weinstein.

Taylor Nichols Uncorks A Wonderful Fisking Of The Vile Libertarian Dipshits Behind Hopelessly Stupid Anti-Science Grifters Like Vinay Prasad

Nice.

Libertarians are way more toxic and stupid than the most inbred toothless bagger.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Vinay Prasad is a piece of shit.

Sad.

Thanks, Ann Rand

Also Not Breaking News: Stacey Abrams Is Smarter Than The National Review

Hamsters are smarter than National Review.

But you can't have a heartbeat when you don't have a heart, so...

Domino's Not Yet Minus Derek

It's Pretty To Think That Someday We Will Face A Reckoning Over Our Collective Response To The Coronavirus Pandemic

Leaders, liars, ordinary morons, decent folks, the strong, the sick, the young, the old, the smart, the sane, the reactionary simpletons, but, alas, that's never going to happen.

Not really.

To understand the extent of the failure of our society would be too much to survive.

We would have to wreck it all as penance for the biblical flood of sins.

So we won't do shit.

Fuck 'em.  I'm good.  That's how we live now.

That's the best we can do.

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

Not Breaking News: Weird, Frail, Little Men At The National Review Are Scared Of The Imaginary Socialists In The Government

Sad.

Too bad for the National Racist Review tards that there is not a single elected socialist in the national or state governments at any level, but the MAGAtards are the rank-and-file GOP in every state.

They're concerned because they're pants-wetting morons.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Prison Deform

How You Know The Dems Are Not Serious Opponents Of The GOP: Every Candidate's Social Media Is Not Run Like John Fetterman's Twitter

Fetterman clearly wants to win.

He's actually opposing Dr. Ooz.

Fetterman is not running as a lesser Republican.

Weird.

Most other Dems are not doing the same.

Thanks, Obama.

This Tesla Road Trip Propaganda Piece Is Actually A Dystopian Nightmare

Tesla is an intelligence test: if you buy one, you failed.

Jesus, this whole trip sounds awful.  Imagine depending on the car to direct you to a charger and then hoping it's working or else you are fucked.

Nobody's bringing you a gallon of charge to get you to the next one.

This is nightmare fuel, like taking a six-figure payment to have sex with Donald Trump and then having sex with Donald Trump.

Gross.

Yet Another Ballad Of Sally

Sanity, Decency, And Banal Evil Aside, It's Impossible To Believe Any Dem Governor Would Get Away With Such A Craven Political Stunt With A GOP President

No fucking a bagger president would put up with this sorta shit from a Dem governor for a second.

The state government would be annulled and it would be bagger-led reconstruction for NY or CA or WA or CT at the point of a gun.

Rapey Uncle Joe undoubtedly would love to feed those immigrants and refugees into a yuge wood chipper because he's a reactionary racist piece of shit, but from a political standpoint, he should end DeSantis and Abbott over this.

The Unhinged Bagger Morons At The Free RePubic Are Still QAnon Dopes Too

There's no end to just how gullible baggers literally are.

These poor bastards will believe anything except what's actually true.

It's kinda glorious.

And it is definitely killing some of them, so keep bagging, baggers.

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover is the most wonderful development in human history.

Thanks, jesus.

Flowery Joe

Pro Tip For Turks: Choose Globohomo Over Globobagger Every Fucking Day

With globohomo you get fun and singing and dancing and parties, but with with globobagger you get really nasty shit being jammed down your throat every day by some dumb asshole screeching about whatever made-up god grift is being fellated by the rest of the reactionary shithbags.

Just say no to globobagger.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Thanks, jesus.

Canadians Can Bag With The Baggiest Baggers Ever, Eh

Only thing sadder than a bagger is a Canadian bagger.

"NOT NORMAL!"

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

You Had It, Easystreet

I Can Only Assume This Is Finally The Episode Where They Acknowledge Dr. Jimmy Jimjam Dore's VINDICATION

Nuclear Power: Nothing Pollutes More, Pollutes Longer, Or Costs As Much

If you are one of those simpletons who stans commercial nuclear power generation, I expect you drive a Tesla if you can afford one and have a Ukraine flag on all your social media accounts.

Fuck you.

You are dumber than dog shit, more useless than the most racist inbred bagger.

Fuck you.

Nuclear power is an intelligence test: if you support it, you failed.

Singsalong

Brett Favre, Gross Reactionary White Guy, Was Always A Fucking Scumbag

Not. Breaking. News.

But it's always edifying for white guys to be exposed as even more titanic assholes that had been previously believed.

Brett Favv-rah sucks major ass.

He should be facing criminal charges.  Being a bagger IS a crime, dammit.

Thanks, Obama.

Reactionary Simpleton Thomas Sowell Just Might Be Dumber Than Bloated Molester Roger Ailes

Girlfriend Song

It's Almost Like Chinese Carbon Garbage Is

America's Greatest Strength Is The Risible Credulity Defenseless Baggers Have For Unhinghed Reactionary Nitwits And Insane Grifters

Praise be!

The American bagger has shown they will believe any and all horseshit as long as it is delivered by a racist reactionary dipshit.

The blessed holy bagger remover could not have killed so many of these grotesque fuckwads on its own.

Thanks, Trump.

Wow, Nice Of The Fucking Dems To Kinda Sorta Remember That Refugees And Immigrants Are People With Rights

What the actual fuck.

Beyond all the insanity and evil, how the fuck could the Dems just let the bagger cocksuckers DeSantis and Abbott get away with this shit even one time?

Politically.

Fight back for the politics if not for the humanity.

Fuck me, it's almost like Rapey Uncle Joe and the Dems are in on it, too.

Thanks, Obama.

This Was The Best Time To Be A Placemat

Rand Paul Gets Wicked Pissed Every Time Someone Says Ron Johnson Is The Biggest Fucking Idiot In The Senate

NOT TRUE! Paul squeals from under his strip-mall rug.

Can Ron Johnson really be a bigger retard than Rand Paul?

We may never know the answers to these important questions, but tune in next time for another exciting episode of Bullshit, or Not?

The GOP Need A New Theme Song For Miss Lindsey Graham, The Belle Of The Balls

In The End, Every Bagger Is A Frail And Weak Coward Who Couldn't Even Defeat A Kid, Even In Fucking Idaho

Idaho baggers are positively Trumpian.

Christ, these reactionary stooges are even bigger losers than Trump's kids.

Heh, indeedy.

Thanks, Obama.

Another GOP Loss In November Engineered By Trump's Incompetence

Brilliant.

If Trump had been even barely competent as a leader, the world would have been his.

But thank the gods he's a syphilitic moron whose only talent is embarrassing himself in front of everyone.

Thanks, Obama.

Acey Deecy Seed

Chris Cillizza Is Certainly A Vapid Twat

He's doin' great licking the boots of the new CNN bosses tho!

If Chris Cillizza knows anything, it's how to lovingly lave the rancid shit off of the filthy filthy boots of some reactionary asshole with his tongue.

"Analysis" by Chris Cillizza.

Heh.

Finally Some Good News From Ken Starr!

He ded.

Heh, indeedy.

What a miserable piece of filth.

Rapist enabler.

And now he's ded.

So, the good news just keeps on coming for humanity.

Thanks, jesus!

Little Miss Lindsey Graham, The Belle Of The Balls, Is Such A Bitch! Mee-OW!

Not all girls need abortions, Miss Lindsey knows.

Now every GOP candidate running for every office should be asked if they support this asshole's national abortion ban.

Once again, the Dems have been handed the keys to victory.

And once again they will not use them.

Unfortunately, Pavement To Weezer Is Something To Fear--Be Careful, Pavement's Children!

Another 'Bike Expert' Who Doesn't Seem To Know That Much About Bikes

This asshole needs a Ukraine flag emoji and some anti-vax links to go along with this fucking inanity.  

Christ. 

Too bad Cannondale never quite got the details and the QC up to snuff on these aluminium road frames...

La Vuelta Pretty Much Got The Race They Wanted

Not what Jumbo Visma wanted, but the race was a proper show this year.

Lotsa good racing in 2022.

Lotsa COVID, too.

No Need To Remind Anyone That A A Ron Rod Gers Is Dumber Than Dog Shit

Jesus, what a bagger retard.

Prob not the most embarrassing thing about Cal, tho...

In A Better, Smarter World Uju Anya Would Be The President Of Carnegie Mellon

Then maybe CMU wouldn't be such a shitshow.

But that's not the way things work in a world built and run into the ground by dummies (like Carnegie and Mellon). 

At least that vile old racist bitch is still ded.

And Rush Limbaugh.

John Fetterman Terrifies The Baggers, So That's Reason Enough

There's a use for a dude of whom the conservatives are viscerally terrified.  The kind of guy who makes them sputter and sweat and shiver with a frail coward's hatred.  Fetterman is clearly one of those dudes, so that's a good enough reason for him to be a Senator.

Faith Less

Dispatch From Your Failed State: This Toilet Earth

Today was the best day of the rest of your life.

Things will only get worse.

At least some folks will be getting everything they deserve.

The rest can fuck themselves.

Under his eye.

Thinkin' About Dead Guys Today? Here's SEK, Who Sucked At Writing

And at not dying from cancer.

Pretty much vapid, bad at reading, and dumb, with shitty taste in tee vee.

Also, not much of a writer, as he proved.

Ded.

Welfare academia are more useless than baggers.

Veronique De Rugy: Hilariously Stupid Or Vile Lying Cunt?

The answer, of course, is both.

She's dumber than dog shit because she is a conservative.

But she's lying because in her example of the $40,000 loan forgiveness lawyer couple, both of those people would have been Pell Grant recipients, so they started from the poorest group of college students.  No matter what they may make in the future, they are the actual pulled-themselves-up-with-hard-work folks Republicans pretend to love.

Also, something like 40% of student debt is held by people without degrees, so complaining about the PhD group is comically disingenuous.  

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Veronique de Rugy and the Mercatus Center are dumber than dog shit.

The Best News Ever! Truly A Hopeful Future For Us All! Florida Is Killing More Baggers Than Any Other State!

I never thought jesus could love us so fucking much.

The blessed holy bagger remover is truly making America greater again.

Jimmy Jimjam Dore Starring In VINDICATED

Blind 2 Go Guy

MAGA Republicans Are Republicans

MAGAts, MAGA CHUDS, MAGAtards, they're all just anodyne, rock-ribbed, rank-and-file GOP. 

Nothing new, nothing unusual about them.

They're just conservative, racist, rotten, dumber than fuck, reactionary cocksuckers, the same as Republicans have been since they started.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Is So Much More Than A Miracle From Jesus

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover is really so many sublimely stupid unhinged reactionary assholes working day and night to keep as many people as possible helplessly stupid and ignorant.

Yes, the bagger remover is a sign of jesus' love for us.

But it's also all those vile motherfuckers being dumber than dog shit.

Praise be!

The REAL Good News: Baggers Are Dumber Than Dog Shit

Sure, you knew conservatives like the baggatron cocksuckers on the Free RePubic were fucking hilariously stupid, but the truth is that they are fucking way dumber than anyone could reasonably believe.

They will readily be gulled by every unhinged conspiracy but will refuse to even consider the simple facts that might keep them healthy and alive.

Praise be.

These vile reactionary assholes are killing themselves with this insanity and truly making America greater again.

Every dead bagger means a fuzzy kitten smiles.

Thank you jesus.

I Kinda Like It When Christian Dummies Get What They Deserve

First the queen dyin' and now this hilarity.

Lotsa good news for the good folks out there.

Where's your gods now, assholes.

Thanks, Jeebus.

Cleer

Out And About With Johnny Marr

Good times to be celebrating a dead queen and Johnny Marr concerts.

Thanks, Obama.