Friday, December 31, 2021
Judge Michelle Odinet And Family's Dinner-Theatre Reinterpretation Of 'Blazing Saddles' Not The Hit They Expected, Apparently
Sad.
It is hard to believe that a racist jusge would be stupid enough to drop vile slurs while be recorded like it was no thing.
Thanks, Obama.
Thursday, December 30, 2021
Some Legit Good Vaccine News From Peter Hotez And Maria Elena Bottazzi
They have developed a vaccine that can be made around the world that is save and effective.
Stop listening to Robert Malone, Peter McCullough, RFK Jr., and Bret Weinstein; all these conservative quacks and half-wits are getting people killed. They're stupid and they lie.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Dr. Peter Hotez and Dr. Maria Elena Battazzi
2022 Is Lookin' Good Because Free RePubic Baggers Wil Continue To Beleive Every Bowel Movement Conservative Lie They Are Fed
Keeping the bagers too stupid to save their own lives is an odd play for bowel movement conservatism, but a yuge fucking bonus for the rest of us.
Praise be.
Ron DeSantis Is A Bagger's Bagger And A Hero To The Just For Killing So Many Of His Fellow Baggers
DeSantis killed more baggers than oxy. A hero The bagger remover's best friend.
Wednesday, December 29, 2021
Pro Tip: TERFS Might Just Be A Lower Form Of Life Than Dana Houle
And it probably isn't.
But TERFs are vile scum who should all be driven from polite society. Bigots, racists, Republicans, Proud Boys, libertarians, teabaggers, Nazis, neolibs, shitlibs, KHive, MAGA CHUDS, Rapey Uncle Joe stans are all useless assholes who are holding back human progress.
Thank All The Gods That Baggers Will Always Be Too Stupid To Ever Save Themselves
Even Trump will not be the reason they save themselves. Not baggers. They're too fucking dumb to get a fucking shot for free. After a fucking year.
The holy bagger remover will not be stopped.
Praise be.
Dana Houle Is The Most Disgusting Slug In The Entire Vile Neolib Democratic Party Ecosystem
Houle gives cocksucking shitlibs a bad name.
What a fucking scumbag. Reactionary, nasty little creep.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Tuesday, December 28, 2021
Monday, December 27, 2021
Baggers Can't Stop Won't Stop The Bagger Remover Until Every Last One Of Them Is Dead
So many dead baggers so far, and all the baggers left are getting dumber and dumber. It's fucking grand. The holy bagger remover will never be defeated because conservatives are dumber than dog shit.
thanks, Trump.
Great News Regarding Doug Kuzma--Let's Pray It Gets Better!
Doug Kuzma is a bagger's bagger. We pray that the brave beautiful bagger remover bags another one.
Sunday, December 26, 2021
The Best Possible Bagger News From Quincy, Michigan's John Parney, Sr: Ded
Bagger down! Merry christmas, motherfuckers! BAGGER DOWN!!
The best possible news this or any time of year.
Thanks, Trump.
Alex Jones Deserves It, Whatever It Is, He Deserves It
If anyone wants to beat on Alex Jones, well, I can't think of a reason why not. Whatever this psycho did to get arrested, Alex Jones deserved it.
Free RePubic Baggers Believing All The Lies Is The Only Thing Maker America Greater Again
Our boy jesus is gettin' it done; the holy bagger remover is the patriotic hero America wants in 2022! More sick baggers, more ded baggers. Praise be.
Saturday, December 25, 2021
Friday, December 24, 2021
Dan Bongino: Cowardly, Frail Little Beta Cuck Loser
Baby Boy Dan Bongino didn't have the fucking balls to follow through on is threat to quit his bagger radio jamboree over a vaccine mandate..
Sad.
Beta Bongino is fully vaxxed, tho.
Nate Silver: Professional Reactionary Establishment Dumb Guy
Silver has never once been right about anything, save for that one pretty obvious yet contrarian call he made for the dumbest 'data' reasons.
Bu immediately after, he was instant neolib establishment pissboy, so there's that.
In America This Will Always Be A Comforting Truth: Racist Reactionary Revanchist Baggers Are The World's Biggest Pussies
Sure these racist fucks are cosplay tough guys with their big guns and tiny dicks, but once they have to actually man up, they're not equipped for it.
Boo hoo I'm in jail because I did a bagger riot.
Whahhhhhh..
Fuck them.
And let's go Brandon.
Thursday, December 23, 2021
Rick Newman, America's Dumbest Pissboy, Wants Screaming Imbecile Joe Manchin To Run For President
Rick Newman is America's preeminent reactionary pissboy, so he probably thinks Joe Manchin is just wonderful.
The rest of the society, the ones aren't vile establishment neolibs, sniveling bottlickers, and racist reactionary monsters, anyway, see the reality of Joe Manchin: a corrupt hard-right nitwit who can't be trusted on anything.
Pretty sure Rick Newman doesn't know any kids living in poverty because being a pissboys pays a fabulous salary if you can tolerate all the rancid piss you have to guzzle with a smile while begging for more.
Wednesday, December 22, 2021
I Gotta Think That If Congressional 'Progressives' Were Serious, They Woulda Had A Plan To Exploit Every Bit Of Leverage On Both The Senate And The President
Before everything got fucked up AND child poverty is set to shoot back up.
Maybe.
Kinda.
A plan.
Somethin'.
Cuz this shit is really fucking late now.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Yes, That Was A Good Christmas Song, Mr. Butler
Excellent song. Fabulous bass part. Rare old NY time. Always enjoyed catching it on the radio this time of year in the pre-interwebs era. Was always a happy, reason for the season treat.
Tuesday, December 21, 2021
Tinker Juarez Racing With Floyd Landis' Team? The Pinkbike Comments Are Wicked Dumb!
Mountain bikers can make roadies look smart-(ish) sometimes, and than should be pretty impossibly generally.
But they're all fucking twits who need their taxes raised regardless. Armchair geniuses who don't know shit.
But Floyd Landis seems to enjoy being an asshole to the Lance stans, so that's fun, atmo.
Please Dance On The Graves Of The Ded Unvaxxed Baggers
Fukk those dumb motherfuckers. The vaccine coulda saved 'em but we are better off with those dumb bastards ded.
Thanks, Trump.
Good News From Chile: Boric Is Anti-Zionist And Israel Is Unhappy
Sounds like Boric is a pro-BDS guy.
Nice.
And if the scum in Israel are unhappy, that makes it good news by definition.
Plus, you know whole Pinochet thing.
Monday, December 20, 2021
Peter McCullough Is A Bagger Nitwit And Liar--Note That He Is Praised By Conservatives
All this anit vax, anti mask, anti science disinformation is part of bowel movement conservatism. Peter McCullough is feted on the right, so you know he is wrong as fuck.
Jimmy Dore and Franco Analysis Spaghetti and the Conservo Couch morons and the rest of the 'independent' 'left' should be ashamed of being so easily gulled by this insanity.
Racist Reactionary Baggers Don't Know What The Fuck Science Is
If baggers knew a fucking thing, they'd be smart enough to not believe every fucking reactionary lie in the fucking world
But the holy bagger remover will not be stopped because baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Rapey Uncle Joe Is A Joe Manchin Democrat
Student loans, too. Srrota forgot about student loans too. Even if Biden just wanted to extend the non payment period for another five or 10 years, that would effectively end the whole fucking thing.
Sirota must be all broken up about the dad on his sitcom getting fired or something so he wasn't on his A game.
Sunday, December 19, 2021
Trump's COVID Response Could Not Have Been Worse--And Rapey Uncle Joe's Has Been Just As Bad
Plenty of countries did a decent job dealing with the coronavirus in 2020, but the US was not one of 'em.
Rapey Uncle Joe has been just as bad, but at least we have a vaccine now, so the holy bagger remover has been sent by jesus to cull the racist reactionary shitheads, our baggiest baggers.
Joe Manchin And Rapey Uncle Joe Sure Made The 'Progressive' 'Dems' Look Like Assholes
Kinda weird how the 'progressive' 'Dems' got sow easily played by the establishment. Nice to see all the folks in charge getting exactly what they needed this year...
Saturday, December 18, 2021
Nothing Scares A Free RePubic Bagger More Than A COMMUNIST
There's a communist waiting to do a frighten on a bagger.
Baggers are fucking cowards.
Sad.
Thanks, Trump.
The Bagger Remover Is A Murder/Suicide Cult--Praise Be
Baggers are being murdered by their leaders who spread the bowel movement conservative lies and disinformation about vaccines and masks and tests and mitigation and all the rest of the coronavirus protocols.
Baggers are also gladly killing themselves to own the libs as they continue to ignore reality and allow themselves to be led to their deaths by lies.
The brave beautiful exceptional patriotic holy bagger remover does the blessed work in jesus' name to truly make America greater again.
Praise be!
Friday, December 17, 2021
If You Voted For Dems In 2020 Because They Were Going To Be Better Than The GOP, You Are Getting Exactly What You Deserve: Nothing
For the love of christ, don't vote for Dems.
Rapey Uncle Joe is a vile racist senile old bastard.
Never, ever vote for Dems again.
This Story Is Disgusting And These People Are Vile For Having ANOTHER Kid
What the fuck is the matter with these people.
If jesus wanted you to gave another kid when you knew you were dying, he's a bigger asshole than I thought.
But jesus isn't real, and that that dumb motherfucker is ded.
People are gross.
Christians are worse.
Thursday, December 16, 2021
'Progressive' 'Democrats' Got Utterly Rinsed By Rapey Uncle Joe, Cocaine Mitch, And The Entire Conservative Establishment
Establishment Dems and the GOP got exactly what they wanted, and the "progressives" got to eat shit.
Sad.
Remember when AOC and her friends coulda prevented Pelosi from being Speaker? Or tanked the infrastructure bill because Joe Manchin should eat shit once in a while?
But they didn't, and now people will suffer.
Kinds seems like that was the goal all along...
Wednesday, December 15, 2021
Pinkbike's Limey Blows Up The Comments With Morrissey
Oops.
Not many people coming out for Steve at this point in 2021. Limeys. Christ.
Tuesday, December 14, 2021
Donald Trump And Bill O'Reilly's Tiny Dick Energy Beta Cuck Tour Couldn't Sell Tickets
Sad. If only there had been a couple of robust and fertile manly men on the sage, I bet all the closet case baggers would have come with bells on.
The Holy Bagger Remover Will Be Using Child Soldiers In The Jihad Agaist Baggers
The children of the good people will be saved, while the bagger children will act as soldiers in teh war against their own bagger kind. Praise be.
the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover will not stop until every bagger is ded and jesus is pleased.
Monday, December 13, 2021
This Is Vile Anti-Irish Racism: No NY Cop Called Murphy Would Ever Use Slurs
Unless the target was Italian.
Otherwise, Officer Friendly Murphy would never call any black or brown person a bad name. Nope. Not Murphy. He's a good boy. Momma Murphy raised her boys right.
Sunday, December 12, 2021
Nancy Reagan May Have Sucked A Thousand Cocks In Hollywood, But She Was Also A Vile Cunt
The proficient cocksucking was her only useful quality. The rest was rancid cunt.
Gov Jay Inslee Says A Good Thing, And Free RePubic Baggers Have A Teary Sad--But The Holy Bagger Remover Is Pleased
Baggers won't listen to Inslee, so baggers will continue to be removed by the brave beautiful patriotic holy bagger remover until all the baggers are ded.
Praise be.
Thanks, Trump.
Saturday, December 11, 2021
The Free RePubic Baggers Are Never Gonna Give Up The Horse Paste, Thank Christ--The Bagger Remover Will Continue Forever!
The helpless stupid fuckers are never gonna give up their horse paste and tonic water, so the beautiful brave exceptional patriotic holy bagger remover will continue its blessed mission until all the baggers have been culled.
Praise be!
Thanks, Trump.
Somebody Tell Jimmy Dore That COVID Is On The Rise In Florida!
Oh no! Maybe your governor being a bagger fuckhead is not such a good idea when it's a dangerous virus. Somebody tell Jimmy Dore.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Jeez, Those Self Driving Teslas Sure Work Good
That grifter clown Elon Musk has been promising full self driving cars were a month or two away for like ten years. If you drive a Tesla, you're dumber than a fucking bagger.
Friday, December 10, 2021
If Kai Ryssdal Was Not Groomed For The CIA By His Father, Then Neither The CIA Nor Anderson Cooper Exist
Ryssdal is what the kids call a deep state actor. Jesus christ, they didn't even tray and hide it. Pentagon AND the foreign service...subtle.
A Gentle Reminder That There's No Right To Vote For Black People In The USA In 2021
Unless the Dems have the guts to stand up and use the force of the federal government to protect voting rights for...
Who the fuck an I kidding...
Good News From Seattle And Kshama Sawant
Somehow an independent socialist does not have to lose to the most vile right-wing business interests in the world.
Nobody tell that to Bernie Sanders or his followers.
Hell, nobody tell the Dems that not everyone has to roll over for the right-wing neolib establishment in your own party every fucking time.
Thank All The Gods For Making The Right-Wing Establishment So Fucking Dumb That The Holy Bagger Remover Will Never End Its Glorious Work
If our conservative oligarchy were not filled with complete fucking assclowns, well, it wouldn't exist. These fools won't be over it till every last peon is dead or crippled, and then they'll find that their empire is complete shit. Whoopsie.
But baggers gonna bag, and pissboys will never put down their buckets, so our leaders will make sure we are never over it.
Thursday, December 9, 2021
Well, The Green Party Is Looking Smarter
Sort of a miracle, but the Greens seem to not be complete assholes.
Unlike Jimmy Dore, Franco Analysis Spaghetti, and Fiorella Isabella LaGuardia.
Conservatives In Disarray! Bagger Shitheads Like Matt Lewis Helpless!
Sad, Republicans are fucking morons. Conservatism is a mental defect.
The Filibuster: The Only Reason You Need To Never Vote For Dems
Filibuster, parliamentarian, and all the other bullshit are just ways for the Dems to further the conservative agenda which they support completely. If you vote for the Dems, you are voting for this nonsense.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Remarkable Personal Story Of All-American Racism From Miriam Zinter
White people suck. But white people are also racist assholes who are just awful in general, but you don't need to look white and be black to know that, I hope.
Delete the whyte.
Duggar For Prison 2022
A bagger in prison is as good as a bagger removed by the holy bagger remover.
Thanks, Trump.
Wednesday, December 8, 2021
Free RePubic Baggers Are Literally Too Stupid To Be Helped--Thank Christ!
If these bagger fucking morons weren't so gods damned dumb, the beautiful patriotic bagger remover would not be able to remove so many baggers. Jesus loves us very much to remove all these baggers from our country. Praise be!
Guntard Baggers Are Worse Than Ass Cancer
Lauren Boebert is a bucked of mouldering rancid pig shit. All the voters who cast a ballot for this cunt should be rounded up and sent to live in Trump's toilet.
Baggers Are Vile Racist Assholes, Violent Nitwits, And Gross Fucking Trash
Coors Light. Of course. Coors Light. Jesus.
At Least One Beautiful Brave Exceptional American Knows How To Properly Celebrate The Holiday Season
Do the building next. Nothing says christmas quite like setting Fox "News" on fire.
Looks Like Ron Placone Is Doing His Best To Distance Himself From Jimmy Dore
Franco Analysis Spaghetti is a fucking dipshit.
Tuesday, December 7, 2021
What's The Matter With Kansas? Baggers!
The wonderful American holy bagger remover is removing baggers in Kansas because baggers are fucking dumber than dog shit.
Every Kansas bagger removed makes America greater again.
If The USA Gets The Absolutely Necessary Medicare For All, It Will Start In A Single State
But not from California, Vermont, or Connecticut. Those assholes chickened out or were dumb enough to elect liars who had no intention of instituting a medicare for all type program. But if it happens, it will be like Canada, staring in Alberta and moving nationally a stop at a time.
Monday, December 6, 2021
Wheelie Congresstard Madison Cow-Thorn Is Dumber Than Dog Shit
Watching a bagger get rinsed after a fucking stupid tweet is noting out of the ordinary, Cow-Thorn is dumber than most any bagger, and he eats a metric fuckton of shit.
Sad.
Thanks, Trump.
If You Have To Go To A Hospital, Thank Jeebus If You Live In Massachusetts And Not Florida Or Texas
Massholes not fucking around with this anti vax bagger horseshit. Good for them.
If your state has banned vaccine mandates, you live in a failed society, also known as a shithole, and you should get the fuck out as soon as you can.
Remember Abolish ICE? Aboish The Dept. Of Homeland Security? Yeah...
ACAB. And when you make the cops into the military and the military into the cops, you're hella fucked.
The 1312 Project.
Tesla Stans Are Dumber Than The Most Demented Bagger
But if you believe any of the bullshit from Tesla or Elon Musk, you are dumber than the baggiest teabagger who ever bagged.
Sunday, December 5, 2021
The KHive Slut Queen Kamala Harris Is Even More Hated Than Hillary Clinton
How is that even possible. Hillary was a corrupt reactionary faildaughter who had to stay married to a rapist in order to have a political career. Clinton lost to Obama and would have lost to Sanders without the entire Dem infrastructure barely getting her through the primary only to lose to the moist orange dotard her husband served up as an opponent.
Harris is even more of a shitshow.
That should defy the natural laws of the universe, so I'm not sure how she's managing it. Yet she was looking at last place in her home state primary and didn't win a single delegate, but the jerkoffs who run the Democratic Party decided she was the best pick.
Nobody likes her and she's a Hillaryesque disaster in office.
Sad.
Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.
Dr Oz Is A Perfect Bagger Imbecile
Baggers are dumber thand dog shit, and Oz is the perfect bagger. Utter morons deserve each other. Conservatism is a mental defect.
Saturday, December 4, 2021
Somebody Said 'Sterilizing Immunity' To Jimmy Dore Stan Max 'Sidney's Kid' Blumenthal And Now He's Dumber Than Ever
Sterilizing Immunity is a buzzword used by bowel movement conservative propagandists to confuse dipshits like Jimmy Dore and Max Blumenthal. Unfortunately those assholes are too easily gulled by right-wing lies
Blumenthal has been praising the Great Barrington Declaration recently, apparently happy to be an eager useful idiot promoting libertarian inanity...
Sad.
Thanks, Sidney.
Reminder That TV Jerkoff 'Doctor' Oz Is An Oprah Winfrey Creation
Oz might be a quack and a nitwit, but Oprah Winfrey is a toxic cancer in our society.
The Free RePubic Baggers Can't Handle Anything Resembling Honest History
Teabaggers are dumber than dog shit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Kudos to Leonard Howard Zinn for driving baggers insane with reality.
Not Breaking News: Moms For Liberty Are The Racist Bimbo Wing Of The Teabaggiers
C U Next Tuesday, Moms for Liberty.
I mean, who woulda guessed that bagger morons are also fucking racist assholes.
Sad.
Thanks, Trump.
Friday, December 3, 2021
Hey, Bagers! I Thought Kids Were Immune To COVID--You've Been Repeating That Shit Over And Over For Two Years
Why is i it that every conservative has been completely wrong about this coronavirus from the very start.
Oh, yeah.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
THE GREAT REPLACEMENT OF SANTA CLAUS IS COMPLETE!!
Jews have replaced Chocolate Santa!
Note: Chocolate Santa not the same as Black Santa.
Hey, Baggers! Your Leaders Are Killing You Like Dogs In The Street--Isn't That Fucking Wonderful!
Without the collaboration of rich baggers, the beautiful brave exceptional patriotic American bagger remover would have to work so much harder to kill baggers.
But no, baggers are so fucking dumb, they die like dogs in the street.
Praise be!
Thursday, December 2, 2021
Your Daily Reminder Of How Awful Obama Was As A President And A Person
The most despicable man to hold the office of the presidency in the last 80 years. Obama was the rotten man he wanted to be, but he could have been a transformative leader. He had no intention of making America a better society. He was a scoundrel and coward and quisling. Fuck him.
The Frikkin' Loons Out In Oregon Can Claim To Be Civilized, At Least Where Healthcare Is Concerned
Abortion is health care, and abortion is a right.
Oregon knows this.
Shitholes like Texas and Mississippi and Idaho, though, are fucking backward and primitive.
Sane decent people in America should not allow those racist halfwits to in those states to get away with this atrocity.
And then expand the SCOTUS and never again allow any conservative to serve.
The Holy Bagger Remover Works Its Beautiful Miracles All Over The World--Praise Be!
The brave beautiful exceptional bagger remover is the greatest thing to happen to this planet in 10,000 years. Thank you jesus.
Baggers Are Fucking Insane, Part Eleventy Billion
Baggers honestly believe Trump won the election.
The election he lost to Rapey Uncle Joe.
Rapey Uncle Joe, a senile old racist fuckhead who sits in a shit-filled diaper all day eating pudding out of a can.
And Trump LOST to that fcuker.
Sad.
Thanks, Obama.
Also, Too: No, Baggers, The Coronavirus Vaccine Is Not Killing Children
Only a bagger would be retarded enough to believe that the approved COVID vaccines are killing children. Conservatism is a mental defect. Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Sad.
Thanks, Trump.
Susan Sarandon Is The Most Powerful Person On Earth
Susan Sarandon decides everything that happens to every American every day of the year. If Susan Sarandon rejects an idea, it's dead. Only Susan Sarandon matters. That fucker Obama and that senile shithead Rapey Uncle JOe are powerless when confronted by Susan Sarandon.
No, Baggers, Vaccinated People Don't Die From COVID Four Times More Than Unvaxxed Limeys
Unvaxxed assholes die from the coronavirus. Vaccinated people don't die anywhere near the rate of those stupid unvaccinated assholes. Even Limeys. Christ.
Wednesday, December 1, 2021
Cheshire Academy Is Not An Elite Boarding School
But this kid sounds like a real fucking bagger dipshit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
This kid woulda needed to be a way better play to get into Choate...
Bagger On Bagger Violence In Congress Sure Is Funny--But The Fucking Dems Can't Even Beat Those Fools
Sad.
Conservatism is a mental defect and teabaggers are dumber than dog shit, but the feckless Dems are fixin' to get obliterated by these assholes.
Thanks, Obama.