Roomers Of Duker

Great News From Dr. Drew--Pray For The Bagger Remover To Work

All the baggers should keep Herman Cain company in hell.  Dr. Drew is a grotesque idiot grifter who deserves everything he might get if the brave beautiful coronavirus does the lords' work.

Is David Harsanyi Dumber Than Dog Shit?

All evidence points to 'Fuck Yeah!'.  Harsanyi tries so hard to have the inbred failsons who read National Review  believe that a dumb 30 year old Fox cartoon show says something about, well, anything, other than how fucking stupid David Harsanyi is.  Sad.  Thanks, Homer!

Fantastic News From Louisiana!

How often do you get that??  The bagger removal project works, just not as efficiently as we would have hoped.  Luke Letlow is one less bagger.  Get rid of those baggers!  Herman Cain needs company in hell!

Update: Cope, baggers!

Drive-By Fisking Paul Krugman Is Just Way Too Easy

Krugman needs to sit the fuck down in the corner and suck his piss-flavored lollipop.  There's nothing more useless than a neolib economist with a sinecure.   Christ, Krugman thinks he's so much smarter than Larry Summers, but Krugman is more transparently inane than a Seder Simp.  Jeffrey St.Clair delivers the fisking cuz it's easy.

Bagger Fucktard Tom Mountain's Wife, Son, Daughter In Law, And Mother In Law Hope That Motherfucker Survives Covid And Lives For Another 10,000 Years So They Can Chew His Balls Off Every Day

Every member of that idiot's fucking family told him not to go, and now they all have corona.  Fucking brilliant.  Masshole baggers are the baggiest baggers who ever bagged.  Death would be Tom Mountain's only hope at this point so he had better convert right fucking now and pray to jesus fucking christ his new best friend to kill him asap and save him from the endless screeching of his family who will never let him forget what a fucking bagger asswipe he is.  Good luck, fuckface.

Of All The Bernie People, Briahna Joy Gray Is The Best Of Them, Including Bernie

So many useless liars, cowards, grifters, careerists, Seder Simps, pissboys, dipshits, bootlickers, failsons, elected and appointed, attached themselves to the Bernie Sanders campaigns, but there was one decent and honest person in his orbit as well: Briahna Joy Gray.  That's pretty amazing.  Bernie failed us again and again, and most of the others were exposed as liars or cowards or both, so to have one person come out of this shitshow with their reputation intact is a fucking miracle.  BJG is the real fucking deal in a universe of charlatans.  It's amazing what personal integrity can do.   

Larry Summers, Dear Friend Of Jeffrey Epstein And Barack Obama And Laura Ingraham, Is Dumber Than Dog Shit

There's pretty much no way Larry Summers could suck OR blow any harder than he does.  He has the perfect failson asshole resume, right down to Harvard, Obama, Clinton, Epstein, and Ingraham.  Plus, if Summers had actually ever been right about ANYTHING, even once in his life, that anomaly would have caused a rupture in the fabric of the universe, causing a collapse into a singularity of horseshit.  Of course the rich Harvard guy thinks poor and working folks don't need money, but, ya know, fuck him in his eye holes and shit.  Larry Summers knows less about how the economy of the Unites States works than does the average fruit fly.  Only someone as demented as Barack Obama or Bill Clinton would take his advice on anything.  Summers knows a whole lot about sucking up to creepy fucks like Jeffrey Epstein tho.

Seal Train

Something Really Weird And Creepy And Hilarious Is Happening To Bill Mitchell

Whatever horrible sad and pathetic shit is going down in vile cockbag Bill Mitchell's life, it could not happen to a more grotesque teabagging piece of shit.  Awesome!  Thanks, Trump!

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Only One Thing In The Universe Makes Gavin Newom Look Good And You Know It's That He Dropped That Yuge Hosebag Like The Clap

Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom Scaramucci Trump and her roastie boiling with VD are about as far away from Gavin Newsom as he can reasonably arrange.  Lucky motherfucker.  He could be stuck with that whore dragging him down.  Even a cokehead loser like Donny Trump Jr. doesn't treat her with any respect.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama!

Well Well, It Looks Like Our Racist MAGA CHUD Militia Friends And Hapless Stooges Of The Lacy Lingerie Squad Of The FBI Blew Some Shit Up

I wonder if the FBI provided the vehicle or the explosives or both?  Nothing like some racist Q-loving FBI stooges blowing up your Nashville Christmas/AT&T hub.  Sad.  Thanks, Hoover!

Carol'd

Evening

The Bon Jovi 'Fairytale Of New York' Is The Worst Atrocity In Human History And Makes The Trail Of Tears Look Like A Girlscout Picnic

Homie Don't?

Fan Of Jimmy Dore And Dumdum Leftist Cornel West On The Michael Brooks Tribute 1 December, 2020--Oops!

Those dumdum left people are everywhere!! Even on a tribute to a fella who worshipped Cornel West. Maybe it will turn out that smarmy condescension and juvinile jelousy are not the best traits in your "independent" "left" media.

Return 2 Perfection

Eric Levitz Knows A Pissboy's #1 Job Is To Protect AOC From Jimmy Dore

And his number two job is to maintain the status quo on behalf of health insurance companies and other profiteers.  The condescendingly clumsy and simple-minded ad hominem attack on Jimmy Dore in defense of an elected official tells you all you need to know about the life of a pissboy.  Eric Levitz tells us dividing the left is a bad bad thing right before he launches into an argument designed to divide the left and maintain the for-profit healthcare infrastructure in the United States.  Funny how that works.  Levitz pretends that the only problem he has is with the shouty and naive Jimmy Dore and his followers.  If you believe that shit, well, Nancy Pelosi thanks you for support of the plutocracy.  Wealthy and privileged scum like Levitz will never understand why Jimmy Dore and his supporters might be so fucking angry about the state of our society and the way that some politicians run on causing a ruckus and then become comfortable creatures of the establishment so fucking quickly without really accomplishing anything seeing as we are in the middle of a global pandemic and national economic depression.  Now get back to working yourself to death peon.  And don't recognize that the shit neolib fools like the Seder Simps are saying about Jimmy Dore in December is exactly the sorts of things that neolib fools were saying about Bernie Sanders and his supporters in February and March because Eric Levitz has some piss to drink!

Watching Newsmax TV Eat Shit Is Surprisingly Fun

This is pretty fucking funny.  Newsmax musta been scared shitless of the threatened lawsuit.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Hiding Seak

Fun Little Neo-Vintage Promotional Fisking Of David Letterman

Letterman was one weird fucker.  Trying to get your old partner to write bits for the intern you were banging is pretty fucking ballsy.  What a nightmare Letterman must have been in every sense except as a tee vee host, where he was fun.

Former Reporter Christie Smythe Is Exactly The Sort Of Very Stable Genius Who Is A KHive True Believer

See, Ivanka Trump really isn't the dumbest woman in America.  That's remarkable.  Thanks, Trump!

The Seder Simps Seem Spooked Today After A Weekend Spent Being Viciously Pwned By Jimmy Dore's Activism

Not that it's just Seder, of course, but Sam Seder is scared shitless to even mention Jimmy Dore's name today.  The Seder Simps who are directly on his payroll like Emma Vigeland and Jamie Peck and Matt Lech will be good and obedient little boys and girls of course, and the Seder-adjacent Seder Simps like Benjamin Dixon and Nomiki Konst and Ben Burgis got brutally fisked all weekend.  Ben Dixon got drunk and mouthy after Cornel West went on with Dore, with West having a blast and calling Dore a free brother and brilliant comedian in the mold of Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce and George Carlin, and then Dixon shut the fuck up and hid behind his dipshit fan base.  Nomiki Konst got destroyed over her work with the UN in Lybia and also went and hid to cry alone.  Ben Burgis got unmanned by Briahna Joy Gray after he wrote a Jacobin article questioning Dore's ideas.  I'm sure he won't make that mistake again.  If only Seder hadn't been so jealous of Jimmy Dore's success in comedy AND now in the left independent political media (such as it is), well, maybe then the Seder Simps would be onboard with Force The Vote.  But for the Seder Simps, it's all about bullshit personal pique and Seder's shame mixed with his careerist pissboy essence.

Enjoy Your $600 Check Biden Stans

All the sorry fuckers who voted for voted for Biden just got fucked by Pelosi and Schumer and all the rest of neolib shitheads.  Good thing Jim Clyburn is fucking rich.  Too bad all the sorry bastards who voted for Biden because Clyburn told them to in South Carolina aren't as rich as that corrupt cocksucker.  Jim Clyburn, Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, Chuck Schumer routinely spend $600 on drinks before dinner a few times a week.  The Dems fucked you again.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama!

Seriously, Tell Jools Holland To Suck It

Force The Vote

#ForceTheVote

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Virtual Nurture

Briahna Joy Gray And Kyle Kulinski Get It, Atmo

Briahna Joy Gray gets it, atmo.  So does Kyle Kulinski.  It's not that hard people.  The Seder simps are fucking morons.  And the politicians like Nancy Pelosi and AOC firmly believe the rest of us are, too.

Cornel West With Jimmy Dore Is Wicked Good Content

Christ, Benjamin Dixon Is One Butthurt Little Pussy Who Defintely Needs To Lay Off The Sauce Before He Gets Hisself Hurt

Benjamin Dixon has some real quivering beta energy going on right there, like a black Ben Shapiro.  Jesus, could Dixon be any more cucked by Jimmy Dore.  Especially after Cornel West joined Team Jimmy.  Santa's telling everyone that Seder's simps are not the brightest boys and girls on the tree this year.  Emma Vigeland, Jamie Peck, Matt Lech, Nomiki Konst, Dixon, The Professor, Maryanne have all been outed as the real dumdums.  (Dixon may have broken that Mike Bloomberg shit, but that was clearly an aberration.)

What's even funnier is that while Dixon was mewling out this drunken manlet cringe, Dr. Cornel West was on with Jimmy Dore singing songs and having a grand old time.  Take the L and the epic ratio real quick, Dixon.  You're not the only very dumb brother out there.  Terrell J. Starr can help you with that butthurt.  Heh, indeedy.

Fantastic News From The Minnesota Bagger Removal Project

Get those baggers out.  Send 'em to see Herman Cain!  Coronavirus could be the hero we need with more work like this.  I would encourage all baggers to attend many many intimate dinners all through the winter with other baggers, MAGA CHUDS, and racist Proud Boys with plenty of huggin' and kissin' and lickin' of each other. 

Hey! 2020 Was Not A Complete Disaster

Even in a bad year some good things happen.  Thanks for the entertainment, jesus.

Oh Dear, I Think Nathan J. Robinson May Be Too Delicate For This World Jimmy Dore Is Creating

Mr. Robinson is undoubtedly very intelligent and well-educated, but after a life spent at Brandeis, Yale, and Harvard, he may not be ready to square up with a high school dropout road comic like Jimmy Dore.  I think Dr. Cornel West has a better understanding of Jimmy Dore and the role of politicians like AOC than Mr. Robinson.  For what it's worth, AOC may be lying outright about her support of the CARES act, so maybe Mr. Robinson should spend a little more time studying what role comedians perform in society in comparison to what elected politicians do routinely and what role those politicians perform.

I Guess Cornel West Is Part Of The Dum Dum Left Now According To Sam Seder

Seder and the rest of the pissboys and pissgirls really got cucked by Jimmy Dore on this shit.  Fucking hilarious.  At least Kyle Kulinski and Cenk Uygur were smart enough to say yep and move the fuck on.  Seder, not so much.  What would Michael Brooks have said about his idol Cornel West joining that dum dum left?  Hint: Brooks was always in it for the $$.  He had his place, but he was a striver and hustler and careerist first who was into to some creepy spirituality horseshit.  He also was in the process of dropping Seder like a hot rock.  Then he died, so now he's a saint.  But that don't change them facts.

Ruh-Roh, It Looks Like Screechy Nomiki 'Assad Money!' Konst Better Delete Her Account

Dan Cohen brought the receipts!  Heh, indeedy.  No-Mee is so fucking pretty, but boy is she dumber than dog shit.  She's way too fucking pleased with herself for someone so fucking vacant.  For the record: Jimmy Dore money is bad, and Nomiki Konst money is good.

Sal E

Pelosi's Tremendous Defeat And Razor-Thin Majority In 2020 Gave The Progressives In The House Once-In-A-Lifetime Leverage, So Why Did It Take Jimmy Dore To Make It An Issue

Where were David Sirota and Sam Seder and AOC and the DSA and everyone else?  Me!  You!  The jackoff comedian made the possibility of getting something from Pelosi in exchange for another term as Speaker into a national issue.  Not Sirota.  Not Seder.  None of them.  But Jimmy Dore is the problem.  

With a 40 or 50 seat majority, Pelosi would never care what any progressive wanted, but with a couple of seats at the most, AOC or Ilhan Omar or Ro Khanna and a friend or two could make sure that Pelosi is never Speaker again without the worry that Kevin McCarthy wins.  Same with Jeffries.  AOC could prevent his Speakership, too.  

They could get something from Pelosi in exchange for their support.

If they wanted to.

If it mattered to them.

If they were less concerned about their careers in the House...

David Sirota Is A Whiny Little Bitch--It's One Of His Strengths!--But He Should Not Be Siding With The Dummies Who Simp For Sam Seder

Sirota is an actual reporter, so he should know better.  But when his whiny little bitch comes out, he grasps for validation.  Christ, have at least one ball, man.  Sirota was smeared for real this past year by Edward-Isaac-Dovere, and that's not what Jimmy Dore did at all.  For what it's worth, Cornel West was on with Jimmy Dore tonight, siding firmly with Dore and against the simpering Seder factions, so Michael Brooks would have been revealed as well in all this.

Also note that David Sirota did not do as good a job as he thought he did managing the Sanders campaign this year.  They got their teeth kicked in by Obama and the plutocracy.  And Sirota's wife is an elected Dem in Colorado now, so how hard will David Sirota really fight the Dem establishment going foward.

The Sponsors On Jimmy Dore's Show: Supplements? Gold? Drugs? Bras? Coffee? Sheets? Cereal?

None!?  No sponsors at all?  Just YouTube and Patreon money?  But no sponsors?  No brain power supplements or CDB?  No MSNBC contract?  That's weird.

Drive-By Fisking Of Sam Seder's Majority Report Is Easy As Cake

Plenty of folks are having fun these days shitting on Sam Seder and the Majority Report for their unhinged attacks on Jimmy Dore.  Seder was always pretty nakedly an establishment careerist pissboy, but he often tried to play both sides against the middle to keep some sort of anti- or possibly non-establishment cred.  That was always a loosing proposition given Seder's proclivities, privileged background, and entertainment wealth.  But christ, he's a jealous little bitch--and though Seder and his crew like to say over and over that Dore knows nothing about politics, they are pretty fucking vacant and clueless themselves.  He hates Dore's comedic talent so fucking much.  Seder was always gunning for the cable tee vee bigtime, and he hates that Dore really doesn't give a shit about that yet somehow got a national discussion going on progressive power and strategy and tactics after the 2020 election, and is somehow making his own way without the approval of a major cable channel or other such sinecure.  

As Jimmy Dore often says, HE doesn't have an MSNBC contract...

The Right-Wing Dem Establishment Killed AOC Because She Was Already Ded

AOC got played because she was exposed as a paper tiger.  Now she'll forever be a non-entity.  But it's her fault.  It would have been so easy to take this idea of a floor vote for Medicare for All, pressure Pelosi to do it and then make it a win-win for both AOC and Pelosi.  AOC and the progressive block could have made speeches supporting Pelosi.  Pelosi could have made a public statement saying she understood their position on the floor vote, advised them that votes might not be there, but would bring it up on the floor.  One of the other gets from Pelosi could have been AOC's committee assignment which would have prevented Cuellar from taking it from her.  Oops.  Maybe AOC isn't the political genius she thought she was.  On that note, why didn't AOC and the rest of the progressives in the House see that Pelosi's titanic failure and epic losses in the 2020 election gave them a once-in-a-lifetime leverage over Nancy Pelosi?

Here's the secret: AOC and the progressives can now remove Nancy Pelosi without consequence.  Or, if Pelosi wants to remain, they can get their Medicare for All vote.  Or they can exact revenge on Henry Cuellar, a man who supported George W. Bush and is an employee of the Koch Brothers' political team.  The options are endless now that the right-wing Dems have declared war.

If AOC and a handful of progressives prevent Nancy Pelosi from being elected Speaker, Kevin McCarthy does not win.  It goes back to conference until someone gets the needed majority.  The GOP can't win unless some Dems vote for McCarthy.

AOC and four or five more progressives can easily prevent Hakeem Jeffries from becoming Speaker, too.  They can block anyone they want until they decide some anodyne Illinois or Michigan would make a perfectly boring Speaker.

If AOC were a leader, she'd now be leading.  But she's not gonna do it.  I wish she would.  But her time has passed.  Jimmy Dore forced her to show weakness, and it killed her.

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Circle A Cycles Road Bike

Very sparkly green.  These pics originally came from the Serotta Forum, iirc.

Jimmy Dore's Ascendancy Has Broken Sam Seder And Now The Entire Cohort Of Entry-Level Right-Wing Dem Establishment Careerist Pissboys And Pissgirls Are Showning Their Asses

Seder is so fucking jealous of Jimmy Dore, and now he's fucking apoplectic. Dore is genuinely funny, and suddenly he's a major player, eclipsing the careerist establishment boy Sam Seder. Seder can't stand this, but Dore has created this moment without working in the establishment, striving so hard to get the chance to hold the pissbucket the way Seder has.  Seder won't ever let this go now because he's outing himself as a whiny little bitch.  Me-Ow.

 

Dore's onto something, though, as much as Seder hates it.

 

Kyle Kulinski sums it up pretty well, too.

Good News From Disgusting Reactionary Cocksucker And Screaming Christian Lunatic Mike Pompeo

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Blue Fired

Vanilla Bikes Is Out To Prove Some People Will Buy Anything And Those People Need Their Taxes Raised

Whatever the opposite of my bag is, this is it.  Jesus.

Nina Turner's Running For Congress

Excellent.  It will be very interesting to see how much support Turner gets from supposed progressives who have national profiles.  Turner would probably be very good in Congress, so I would expect the Democratic Party establishment to destroy her and install a neolib shithead in this Dem +30 district.

Stillwithering Hildos Are The Most Disgusting People In America

Just fucking vile morons, too.  Feinstein was getting shit on because she is both a senile old bat AND a huge fucking conservative dipshit who kissed Lindsey Graham's ladybug-covered ass right on national fucking television before a national fucking election.  Not because she's a woman.  Anyone who proudly brags about being stillwithering or KHive or being a fucking Hildo just sucks major fucking ass and is dumber than dog shit.

Tensin'

Besides Being A Corrupt And Incompetent Greaseball, Andrew Cuomo Is Also A Grotesque Bastard

Fucking slimeball.  Cuomo sucks so fucking hard at being governor that getting him out of office is vital for the health and welfare of New York.  The fact that he's fucking gross and a serial harasser is just a fucking bonus.   No cabinet post for Cuomo now.  Whoever leaked this shit at this moment is wonderful hero.  So if they want him out, they're gonna have to chase him out.

Jimmy Dore Has Broken AOC (With Sam Seder As Collateral Damage)

Jimmy Dore's very simple troll of telling AOC and the "progressives" in Congress to force Nancy Pelosi to bring a vote on Medicare for All to the floor of the House in exchange for votes for Pelosi's campaign for Speaker.  Pretty easy.  Pretty obvious, but a jackoff comedian can have fun with it.  Well, that caused AOC to collapse into political bullshit and platitudes and doubletalk, illuminating the end of her political career as a rock-ribbed, corrupt establishment Dem.  Once Dore recognized AOC's weakness, he pounced, and now she's pretty much over.  Justin Jackson called out AOC.  Krystal Ball did as well.  Even Cenk Uygur voiced support for Dore's little stunt, much to the consternation of some of his crew who had previously shit on it.  Oops. 

The strivers, careerists, and pissboys like Sam Seder, Emma Vigeland, and Nomiki Konst just can't handle the fact that their asses are showing too.  Seder can't stand Dore--jealousy over Dore's comedic talent AND Dore's lack of pissboy aspirations, I would imagine--but he had some tepid support for Dore's M4All plan at first.  Once Dore started getting traction, though, Seder resumed his full-on attacks on Dore.  Don't have to respect the hustle when the hustlers don't have no skills...

Knolly Suing Intense, But, Like Who Gives A Shit, Brah

It does seem pretty skeevy, and I wonder what winning looks like for Knolly?  Does Intense have deep-pocket owners or something?  Weird.  Lots of Pinkbike experts in the comments are contesting the viability of the patent itself, and they would know because everybody is a fucking genius engineer and attorney on that site.  The flip side is how this plays out for Knolly in the eyes of that very same elite mountain biking cohort.

Bill Barr, Fat Fuck And Friend Of Jeffrey Epstein And Donald Trump, Is Sick Of So Much Fucking Winning

A corrupt sack of shit waddles off.  Bill Barr, Jeffrey Epstein, and Donald Trump are all horrible and rotten people.

Fected Inn

Trump Lost Again Today To Rapey Uncle Joe!

What a fucking loser!  How often can a single teabagger get cucked?  Trump's fixin' to find out!  Sad.  Thanks, Obama!

2020 Chris Kvale

Modern.  Ish.

Sad Chris Kvale Cycles News From The Spring

I suck at this game cuz I had not heard about this.  What a fucking shitty thing to happen.  Often the fighting a fire is as completely destructive as the fire itself.  Kvale frames are the best.

Political Song for Ivanka Trump to Sing

So, The Sara Gideon Campaign In Maine Illustrates Just How Corrupt And Inept Chuck Schumer And The Dems Are

Wonderful.  Every asshole in the establishment Dem consultant class got rich, and the United States go another vile and feckless reactionary GOP shithead reelected to the Senate.  Brilliant!  Chuckles Schumer is every bit as inane, corrupt, demented, and incompetent as a Dem leader as Nancy Pelosi is.  It's almost as if Schumer and Pelosi cared more about protecting their own personal power than they cared about defeating Republicans.  It's almost as if the Dem consultants believe they will make more money if the Dems are a permanent minority. 

The Coronavirus Shouldn't Be Focused On Targets Like Charlie Pride

Plenty of more important targets out there, corona.  Jesus.  Get on the fucking ball, asshole, or no Medal of Freedom for you!

Damn, That MAGA CHUD Cyclops Cocksucker Dan Crenshaw Is A Real Bastard

What the fuck? This asshole should be expelled from Congress. Where's the Speaker on this shit?  Crenshaw sucks major ass regardless, but this shit is grotesque.  Conservatism is the most obvious and most important indicator of severe mental defect.  MAGA CHUDS are fucking dumber than dog shit.

Yeah, Get Fukked, Fukkers

Ron DeSantis Is A Real Piece Of Shit

Not breaking news.  But Florida is such a fucking shithole, and somehow DeSantis made it worse.

Drive-By Fisking Of Marcy Wheeler Is Really Frakking Easy

Jesus.  Marcy Wheeler wants so bad to be a bigtime pundit, but she can't help herself but be a fucking dipshit.  Not that being a dipshit is any sort of impediment to being an establishment right-wing star.  At least that's what Joy Reid said.  Anywho, Wheeler has a personal conflict with Glenn Greenwald from way back, so that's the real reason she can't stand him.

Bee Ng

Biden Voters Who Are NOT Racist Neolibs Are The Biggest Assholes In The Galaxy

You fucked up.  You trusted us.  Biden is a yuge piece of shit, and Ryan Grim brings only the latest proof for all to see that Rapey Uncle Joe is a vile racist right-wing asshole.  Never Biden.  If you voted for Biden and you are not a rock-ribbed reactionary racist, you are a yuge fucking cuck.  

Great News From George W. Bush's Friend Ellen Degenerate

Yay.  Let's hope some of this news gets better!

Autotooned

1994 Curtlo Mountaineer

Nice.

Concussions Are Serious, Kids

Yes, this article was written by a freelancer and placed in the LA Times in order to increase the profile of Hayley Hodson's lawsuit against Stanford in the hopes Stanford will settle.  Stipulated.  So, yes, this story is far from comprehensive and exclusively from the perspective of Hayley Hodson--I have plenty of questions myself--but this woman had it all: elite athlete, free ride to Stanford, tall, blonde, beautiful.  But now, not so much.  Because of all the concussions she suffered.  She's still young and tall and blonde and beautiful, but life is not the same for her anymore; it's gotta be so much harder for her now.  Though I have no first-hand knowledge of Hodson's situation, I will never defend Stanford because I know they're scumbags, but that doesn't change what happens to some athletes out there working for 24/7/365 for their schooling.  Not everybody gets the prize.  For christ's sake, kids, be careful out there.

Dreamin' Is Free

The US Is So Fucked Because We Didn't Solve The Coronavirus Problem Last Spring

Now it's too late.  Way too fucking late.  We had one chance to crush this shit in March and April, but we didn't have the brains or the guts to it.  We were failed by leadership, and now we are failing each other, too.  If we could have been back to a semblance of normal by July 2020, with COVID under control after a total, 90-120 day shutdown with direct payments to everyone, this winter would be completely manageable for our healthcare delivery system and government.  But no.  We suck, and now we're fucked.

Wonderful News From Exceptional And Very Stable Genius Jenna Ellis

What a wonderful holiday gift for America!  Jenna Ellis is one of Trump's best people.  Only the best people.  Everyone is saying it.  Thanks, Trump!

Sebadoh's Anachronistic Love

This Content From Biker's Edge Is Just Like A Pinkbike Field Test, Only Good. And Useful. With Less Payola.

I Got It, Positive!

Is This Wonderful News About Giuliani? Or Is It Trump's Excuse For Winding Down His Failed Court Antics?

Nobody wants the big beautiful bagger remover to work its magic on Rudy more than I do, but I can't help but wonder if this is Trump's way to stop the daily humiliation in our great wonderful patriotic American courts without having to admit to his epic failures.  

If this news is true, it is truly fantastic news.  Let us pray that our coronavirus does the lords' work and sends Giuliani and every other bagger to meet Herman Cain by Tuesday.  Inshallah.

Lin Wood Is The Unhinged Racist Revanchist Bagger Hero America Needs Right Now

Jesus, Wood was always a creep and a scumbag, but he's off his fucking meds or something for real now.  This is good shit, and if it costs the GOP those Senate seats in Georgia, well, fuck, that would be just peachy!  Thanks, Trump!

Garden X

Here's Jamarl Thomas Kicking Sam Seder

The gap between the careerist, professional leftish YouTube/alternative media and the more sincere, non-pros has never been more important.  The people with their eye on the paycheck and their retirement fund are never going to be anything other than entry-level establishment media pissboys at the end of the day.  The proles who are out there tossing bombs cuz they know that ain't never getting paid are the ones to watch.  Literally.  Jamarl Thomas is standing up for Jimmy Dore, and it's pretty entertaining to read all the shade thrown at Seder and his ilk in the comments on this clip.

It's a shame about the production values and lack of swag, tho...

Baggers, MAGA CHUDS, Tim Pool & All The Other Sundry Racist Reactionary Assholes You Find On Free Re-Pubic Are Having A Yuge Sad

Thank you jesus for all the comedy.  Some boot-licking teabaggers want the moist orange dotard to institute martial law so he can hold another election he can win.  That's fucking genius.  No minorities voting this time!  And then poor stupid Tim Pool gets in on the fun to prove to everyone that though he is dumber than dog shit, he is not nearly as fucking gullible as the average MAGA CHUD on Free Re-Pubic!  That's some amazing work.  

Trump lost to Rapey Uncle Joe!!

Conservatism is the most important indication of mental defect.

Listen To This Idiot: Transition Should Be Ashamed

Jesus, what a fucking dope.  This doof sure does like to ramble on about nonsense.  Those Niner bikes are garbage, but Transition should be ashamed of enabling this bitch.

The Middle East Downstairs Girl Home Video

No, Seriously, Jerry Remy's Wife Was The Worst Fucking Mother Ever!

Poor Jerry.  The RemDawg was counting on Phoebe to make sure the kids didn't commit any murders or assaults while he was busy playing baseball, broadcasting baseball, and having cancer.  But no, she couldn't even do that shit.  Christ.

Where Should Your Cat Be? Twitter!

Cats built the internets.  Thanks, Al Gore!

Living Mekons

Not Classic 1990 Yeti FRO

Yikes.  That paint.  And the ovalized top tube with the small diameter downtube is not ideal, but the fork is wicked.  Old Yetis were Yetis, tho.

Kyle Kulinski Sure Fanbois Some Real Scumbags And Rapists In Tiger And Kobe

If you're gonna stan some sportsball players, probably Tiger Woods and Kobe Bryant are two of the fuckers you should leave off your list.  Jesus.   I mean, Kobe Bryant raped that girl and Tiger Woods is a fucking junkie.  There are plenty of nice sportspeople to love if you need to be a fanboi.  I mean, there must be, right?

Finally We Get The Fukkin' Whitey Tape!

No, Really, Neera Tanden Is A Vile, Right-Wing Shithead

The dopes who voted for Biden are getting exactly what they deserve.  Rock-ribbed racist assholes like Jill Filipovic are the sort of scum who love vile neolibs like Tanden.  Neera Tanden is a fucking cunt.  Neolibs love Tanden because she is a cunt who opposes universal healthcare, rights for working people, unions, high wages, and end to our imperial wars.  Rapey Uncle Joe is a fucking cocksucker, too, and all the dummies who voted for him and got nothing in return are getting everything they deserve in Neera Tanden and all the rest of the conservative morons in Biden's cabinet.

Bike Brands Who Enable This Idiot And The Others Like Them Are Pissing Away Their Money

Who the fuck would buy something recommended by this puffy dipshit? 

Maybe This Is The Only Thing Limeys Can Do

Find new apples next to the path.  New apples are cool, tho.  Fuckin' Limeys.  

Not Breaking News: Baggers, MAGAtards, QAnon Tards Are All Fucking Demented Losers

Attention teabaggers: Trump lost.  He lost like a loser.  To Rapey Uncle Joe.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Tomorrow's Never

The Loss Of The Arecibo Radio Telescope Is A Step Backward For The Species

Building the new facility at Arecibo should be a top priority for Rapey Uncle Joe's administration.  We have unlimited funds for Wall Street and useless aircraft carriers and nuclear warheads, so let's take some of that money and actually do something worthwhile it.  The loss of the Arecibo telescope is an atrocity that no healthy society would ever have allowed to happen.