1400 Is Not 2000, And You Know Trump, McConnell, And McCarthy Would Not Be Making This Shabby Political Mistake

If Trump, McConnell, and McCarthy found themselves in the situation Biden, Schumer, and Pelosi are in, there's no fucking way in hell ANY OF THEM would be dumb enough to be committing political suicide the way Biden and the Dems are.  Not a chance.  And they're to a man dumber than fucking dog shit!  Trump and McConnell would looking to cement their unexpected wins and threadbare majority with $2000 fucking checks going out the door first thing after inauguration day!  McCarthy would be looking at holding the House with epic gains because they actually did what they promised for once!  Easy peasy lemon squeezy.  Rapey Uncle Joe Fucking Biden said $2000 checks not $1400 checks, and now all any GOP shithead running for the next four years has to say is "Hey! Did you get that $2000 check those liars promised you? No!? Then vote for me. I'm Roy Moore and I approved this message."  It's too fucking easy, but Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and the rest of the Dem establishment are such vile people that they couldn't even take an easy win.

The Dems are going to get slaughtered in 2022, lose the House and the Senate, but Biden doesn't give shit--he's a fucking Republican anyway!.  All those fucking Dems in Congress who are gonna be out on their asses should care, though!  Biden's losses in 2022 are going to make Obama's historic humiliation in the midterms seem like a rampaging triumph in comparison.

And all those Dems and KHive cocksuckers and all the rest mewling about 600+1400=2000 are all way too wealthy to qualify for these fucking checks, so they don't give a shit either.

But the GOP fuckers, they care.  And they're gonna ride not-$2000-checks to an historic trouncing of the Democrats in 2022.

(Plus all the suffering of the gross dirty proles and the need for a monthly relief check of at least $2000 for the past year fucking backdated AND a relief check for the next year till everyone is vaccinated, but none of the miserable motherfuckers in the Democratic Party give a shit about that stupid stuff.  And healthcare.)