Thursday, May 18, 2023
Wednesday, May 17, 2023
Meatball Ron Is A Political Genius Of Positively Trumpian Proportions!
Meatball Ron and his pudding fingers: very stable genius.
Only the best people for Meatball Ron.
Everyone is saying it: Meatball Ron can pick 'em.
I hope Trump has enjoyed destroying the GOP.
I know I've enjoyed watching it.
Under his eye.
No Cop Has Ever Been Poisoned By Fentanyl--All Cops Are Liars, Too
Cops are bastards, lying bastards.
The fentanyl horseshit was made up to scare the dumbest white people in the visible universe.
Fuck the police.
ACAB.
The 1312 Project.
Texas Is Never Gonna Let You Forget How Hard It Sucks AND Blows
Bagger states are not fit for human habitation.
Anyone and everyone who has the means MUST leave Texas.
Leave the baggers to drown in their own filth while the sane and decent people live their lives in a state where Republicans have no power.
Inshallah.
Tuesday, May 16, 2023
Dianne Feinstein Is No More Senile And Demented Than Brandon, Trump, Or Pelosi
And fucking DiFi has no idea where the fuck she is!
But Rapey Uncle Joe and Trump and Pelosi are the same way.
Demented old fools who should be sitting in squalid day room somewhere overfilling their dollar store adult diapers.
Feinstein should have resigned 30 fucking years ago.
Rudy Giuliani Is The Twin Brother Trump Never Had
A great American making America greater again.
Rudy Giuliani is the sort of very stable genius we need now.
Inshallah.
Elron Musk Is The Reason Mike Taibbi And Raf Yglesias Can Find The Will To Live
Even for Mike Taibbi.
Even for Raf Yglesias.
Your Matts might be creepy and stupid vile bald cunts, but they are not Elron Musk.
So you can live on for another day.
Let's Hope That Dominion Did Indeed Get Tucker Carlson Shitcanned Because They Could
Tucker Carlson never made a friend in his life.
Clearly, everyone who ever met him despised him, even the CIA.
Heh, indeedy.
Monday, May 15, 2023
Surgery Was Long Gone In 2012--It Ain't 2012 No More
Surgery was a good band tho.
This is a great piece.
I remember when people wrote about shit instead of twitting about shit.
Sad.
Thanks, Jack.
Steve Albini Was Right About Smashing Pumpkins, Liz Phair And Urge Overkill
And anyone who thinks the Pumpkins stuff holds up is dumber than Elron Musk.
And if you're Ryan Broderick, you don't know what misogyny is.
Brilliant.
Baggy Bagger James Comer Might Not Be The Sharpest Bulb In The Picnic Basket
Probably should be Trump's VP, tho.
Not many galaxy brain super geniuses like this in the GOP.
Wait, what...
Sunday, May 14, 2023
AOC Had At Least One Good Person Working On Her Campaign: Justine Medina
Most of AOC's people seem to be as awful as she is, but Justine Medina sounds pretty cool.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
But anything that so clearly scares the shit out of the vile reactionary shitheads at the New York Post--the comments are so fucking entertaining!--cannot be bad thing.
Cynisca Cycling Is Utterly Vicious With That Vile TERF Idiot Inga Thompson
Ouch.
I guess those folks don't have any time for TERFy scumbags like Thompson.
That poor dumb fuck was not shamed for speaking out.
Inga Thompson was shamed for being a grotesquely stupid and ignorant shabby bigot.
TERFs suck ass.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Saturday, May 13, 2023
If You Think Trans Kids Are A Problem, They You're The Problem
Conservatism and bigotry are both mental defects.
Reactionary idiots cannot be trusted in any decent society.
We must cherish kids, cherish trans kids, and all the kids while we exterminate the foul disease of conservatism from our lives.
Baggers are dumber than dogshit.
Fuck TERFs, racists, nazis, guntards, bigots, libertarians, Republicans, MAGA CHUDS, christians, fundamentalists, proud boys, and every other sort of reactionary scum.
Inshallah.
Sweden Is Still Fucked With COVID Because Conservatism Is A Mental Defect
And they're fucked.
Baggers are dumber than dogshit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Texas Is A Bagger Shithole Every Bit As Rancid And Disgusting And Stupid As Florida
Conservatism is incompatible with a civilized society.
If you think trans kids are a problem, you're the problem.
Baggers are dumber than doghit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Friday, May 12, 2023
It's Nice That The Bezos Post Tried To Defend Tucker Carlson's Girl Kaitlan Collins
Reactionary shitbags gotta stick together.
Without friends, Tucker Carlson never would have even gotten into college anywhere.
Without Tucker, Kaitlan Collins would be fellating white nationalists somewhere in Montana.
Without Jeff Bezos, Jeremy Barr would spend all his time whacking off to his LazyTown tapes.
The circle of bagger life.
Phillipa York Is Good People
Moar from folks like York, much, much less from shabby bigots like Inga Thompson and Riley Gaines.
If you think trans athletes are a problem, you're the problem.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Too Bad The Assholes Who Own The Stewart Hotel Didn't Have The Common Sense And Common Decency To Leave This Old Man Alone
Especially after getting millions of dollars dumped on the every month by the city.
But Chairman Mao knew what to do with landlords.
Time to bring back that classic wisdom and goodness.
Thursday, May 11, 2023
CNN Used To Be Bernard Shaw And Peter Arnett And John Holliman Broadcasting Live From The Bombing Of Baghdad While Hiding Under A Table In Their Room At The Al-Rashid Hotel
Now CNN is that vapid reactionary cunt Kaitlan Collins standing on that stage like an idiot with her dumb empty head bobbing helplessly while Trump smears his own shit everywhere.
Brilliant.
One thing is for sure, in 1991 Kaitlan Collins would have been too stupid to even hide under the desk during the American bombing of Baghdad. She would have been standing out on the balcony like a moron, giggling and drooling and waving at the fireworks until the US military finally offed her.
Thanks, Ted Turner.
Dianne Feinstein's Senior Staff Are Every Bit As Corrupt As Jim Clyburn And Clarence 'Uncle' Thomas
California is getting exactly what it deserves, tho.
The Dems are fucking worthless reactionary losers and always will be.
And Feinstein was always amongst the most awful and conservative Dems anywhere.
Even before she was a fucking corpse in a wheelchair.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Rapey Uncle Brandon Might Lose 49 States To Trump Next Year
But neither Trump nor Brandon should be anywhere near the presidency.
America is a fucked society.
Certainly Rapey Uncle Joe losing to Trump/Tuberville 2024 would be way more entertaining than other outcome.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Under his eye.
Kudos To Cynisca Cycling For Dumbing That Nasty TERF Idiot Inga Thompson
Nobody likes a fukkin' disgusting bigoted TERF.
Cycling needs to be better than Inga Thompson and Alison Sydor.
Inshallah.
Meatball Ron Of The Pudding Fingers Keeps Screaming At You That Conservatism Is Incompatible With A Sane Society
Baggers are dumber than dogshit.
Florida is a bagger shithole.
What the actual fuck does Meatball Ron have to do to convince every fucking sane person in the galaxy that conservatism is a mental defect.
Wednesday, May 10, 2023
We Can Thank The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover For Making Sure Baggers Believe Only The Dumbest Horseshit In The Visible Universe
The best thing, the only thing making America greater again.
Thanks to jesus and the blessed holy bagger remover.
Baggers are too dumb to understand much of anything, but they will believe every unhinged reactionary lie and mountain of right-wing horseshit they can find.
So they die.
Praise be!
While the rest of us stay safer and live longer because we are not conservative baggy asswipes.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Baggers are dumber than dogshit, and there are no dumber baggers than on the Free RePubic.
The WindSisters Seem Like Good People
Nice to see nice ladies doing nice things.
WindSisters are some of the good ones, apparently.
We all need to be more like them.
If We Wanna Get Rid Of The Guns Quicker, We Need The BlackNRA, TransNRA, And MuslimNRA To Be Out And Proud And Ready To Rumble
Accelerate the politics of this gun shit.
Scare the shit outta those white racist guntard pussies.
No guns, know peace.
The 2A is about the army, and every sentient being in the visible universe who isn't a bagger retard knows this.
Respect the Constitution.
Clarence 'Uncle' Thomas Is Every Bit As Corrupt As Jim Clyburn
Conservatism is a mental defect.
We should end the bagger cancer by all possible means.
Tuesday, May 9, 2023
Chrisitanity Is A Fairy Tale For Idiots--Strong Christians Are Just Dumbasses
Christianity is not compatible with sanity, scholarship, civilization, or reason.
As the great man said, christianity is stupid.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
We must remove all reactionaries from our society.
Baggers are dumber than dogshit.
The Greenland Ice Sheet Thing Is Def Prob Nothing, And Nobody Should Even Think About It
It turns out GloBull warming is also the blessed holy bagger remover at work.
Sure, some poor, blameless people around the world will suffer, but the baggy fukks will really eat shit, and jesus has decided the sacrifice is worth it.
Praise be!
The University Of Minnesota Can Do Better Than The CEO Of Spam
The next guy will be the CEO of racism.
Or Herschel Walker.
Or some other bagger fuckface.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Minnesota should know better.
Sad.
Thanks, Obama.
Mike Engleman Seems Really Dumb And Should Probably Keep His Mouth Shut
Nobody wants to sound like a TERF.
TERFs are more grotesque and vile than even libertarians.
If you think trans people are a problem, then you are the problem.
Mike Engleman sounds like an idiot.
Sad.
Thanks, Eddy.
Monday, May 8, 2023
Zooey Zephyr Should Be The Next President
She'd be way fukkin' better than Rapey Uncle Brandon or Trump.
At least she knows a thing or two.
Zooey Zephyr might be one Dem to vote for.
Keith Self Makes A Compelling Case For Being The Dumbest Bagger In The Visible Universe
Somebody needs to explain to poor stupid Keith that jesus isn't real.
Sunday, May 7, 2023
Amy Chozik's Dad Never Even Talked To Mike Taibbi Before This Elizabeth Holmes Shitshow
Chozik pere had no idea who the fuck Mike Taibbi was.
He knows now.
Even though his Amy is not called Matt and is not that bald, he still feels like the biggest fucking asshole in the world today.
Now he knows what it's like to be Mike Taibbi.
Every
Day.
Remember When Bob's Crafts Got Busted In That House Parlor
That sure was funny.
What a patriotic creep Bob's Crafts is!
Jim Clyburn Is The Most Corrupt Man In America
Clyburn is way more corrupt than Uncle Thomas.
Or Donald Trump.
Or Rapey Uncle Brandon.
Or even Obama.
For the love of christ, never, ever vote for Dems!
Saturday, May 6, 2023
Off All The Spoiled Brats From Outside Boston Who Were Indie Musicians Now Pushing 60, The Only One Who Amounted To Anything Was J Mascis
AND we got Sebadoh out of it!
But Evan Dando, Juliana Hatfield, all those assholes turned out to be not much.
Whoopsie.
Good thing your dad was a doctor or some shit.
Got you into tv. Got your sister that job as a bigtime magazine writer or whatever.
Dinosaur Jr., good. Lemonheads and the rest, who cares?
Civilization And Reason Owe A Great Debt To The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover And Free RePubic Baggers
The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover has done the lords' work to make sure every conservative was a fucking stupid as possible, making the maximum number of them ded baggers.
Ded baggers are good baggers.
Under his eye!
Keith Regier And His Inbred Bagger Retard Family Are Incomaptible With Sanity
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Baggers are dumber than dogshit.
Regier and his retard idiot klan should be removed from decent society permanently.
Friday, May 5, 2023
Brittney Griner And Megan Rapinoe Are Good People
Riley Gaines, Inga Thompson, and Alison Sydor are rancid cunts.
Nothing more vile than a fukkin' TERF.
Bigots suck major ass.
Even more disgusting than libertarians.
Hard To Tell Who Loves The Brownstone Institute More, Free RePubic Baggers Or Jimmy Dore
Although there's not really any meaningful difference now.
Jimmy Dore is as reactionary a fucking dipshit as the most racist retarded Free RePubic bagger.
Sad.
Thank christ for the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover!
I Think The Lew Kaplan May Be Trying To Send Trump A Message
Sic.
That's the message.
Joe Tacopenis has been the finest Italian Heritage(tm) lawyer Trump could find.
Whoopsie.
Sad.
Thanks, Soros.
Thursday, May 4, 2023
Herschel Walker Is Even More Of A Trump Son Than Elron Musk
Way more of a Trump kid than any of the brain-dead mutants actually named Trump.
Herschel Walker would have been the perfect VP for Trump, but nobody likes a loser.
Or a thief.
Heh, indeedy.
The Is The Baggiest, Most Oklahoma Story Ever!
Because of our freedumb, our guns, and the blessed holy bagger remover, everyone in Oklahoma will be shot dead eventually, and America will be greater again!
On a sad note, Jesse McFadden wrecked any chance he had of winning Republican Man of the Year this year when he killed himself.
Wednesday, May 3, 2023
Peter McCullough Is The PERFECT Doctor For Conservatives!
All baggers should def listen to Peter McCullough!
Conservatives of every creed and color should ONLY listen to Dr. McCullough.
He's the perfect doctor for the teabagging patriots.
The blessed holy bagger remover is making America greater again.
Thanks, Obama.
It's Starting To Look Like Fucker Carlson Really Is Dumber Than Everybody Thought
Imagine being too demented for Fox "News".
Christ.
Hard to believe a CIA wannabe failson could be so fucking stupid.
Thanks, Obama!
Seems Like This NY Subway Murder Should Be Bigger News
Some psycho kills a guy in the subway, and everything is cool.
Kay.
But I'm pretty sure this is not how we want to play going forward.
Tuesday, May 2, 2023
This Elderly, Bankrupt, Limey TERF Cunt Allison Pearson Is Not Fucking Creepy At ALL!
The Telegraph is the TERFiest TERF fest ever!
This sad old bankrupt limey cunt Allison Pearson sure seems like a nice normal person and not anything like an unhinged panty-sniffing lunatic.
Not. At. All.
Pro tip: trans women aren't "cheating" anybody.
Joe Tacopenis Is Every Bit The Greasy Bagger Legal Genius Scalia Was
Joe Tacopenis is a guinea intellect of Sam Alito-proportions!
Italians.
Let 'em make-ah de spicy meata-ball
But never let 'em be lawyers or judges.
Italian Heritage(tm) makes you dumber than dogshit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Commander Adama Would Be Ashamed Of These Frakking Mormon Creeps
Don't bring these motherfuckers to the home of the 13th Tribe!
Mormons are worse than christians in every fucking way.
When we end religion, start with these assholes.
Solvang Is Certainly Hell On Earth
White people are the fucking worst.
It's fucking Humbleton.
Except even more racist and bigoted, somehow.
Where's Ned Flanders?
Monday, May 1, 2023
Wasn't Lee Fang Always A Dimwit Libertarian Boy In The Style Of Glenn Greenwald And Dave Weigel?
I'm not sure he's changed so much as just gotten to be much more of stupid asshole as he's aged.
Like Greenwald and Weigel.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Libertarian boys are dumber than baggers.
Steven Crowder Is What A Real Man Looks Like, A Real Man Hiding In A Closet Wearing A Dress
But the real problem with Steven Crowder is that he's a grotesque reactionary racist bagger shithead.
Conservatism is a mental defect.