Friday, April 30, 2021

Fun Jimmy Dore Interview From The Vanguard, Complete

Creepy Child Molester Josh Duggar Has Been A Bad, Bad Boy--Again

Shocked.  Well, not really.  I mean, nothing is creepier than those christian shitheads, and I'm sure the entire family is a unified child-abusing machine, so this particular Duggar creep being a child porn guy too is not at all unexpected.   Fundies of all stripes are disgusting perverts at heart.  Shame on those tee vee fuckers for turning the Duggar's perversion into entertainment.

Liten Up

Thursday, April 29, 2021

They Shoulda Streamed The Giuliani Raid Live On Pay Per View

That woulda been a fukkin' hit!  What a show!  The best of America.  That poor stupid greaseball Giuliani.  As if the Borat thing wasn't embarrassing enough.

This Can't Possibly Be As Unhinged As It Reads, Can It?

You would think not being dumb enough for Pinkbike would be a positive, but this is fucking demented.  How the fuck can someone who is trying to sell their personal brand get upset with banal clowns who interact with them?  That's coocoo for Cocoa Puffs.  Some people just totally lack any amount of sane self-awareness.  Karens are like that.  And some people are insufferable morons who think they're cool and just love to tell anyone and everyone about it.  It think Amanda Batty is that sorta batty.  The retweets of Imani Gandy and Charlotte Clymer and Rachel Maddow kinda tell you why Pinkbike was happy to be rid of her.  She should marry Peter Verdone.

One Of The Very Few Good Josh Duggar Headlines Possible: 'Arrested'

The news can get better, but not much.  Let us pray to jesus fucking christ that this is only the start of the necessary Duggar eradication required to get that nasty fucking smell out of the planet.

Neollib Dems Are The Most Toxic Fucking Morons On Earth

Neolib Dems, KHive sluts, stillwithering Hildos, Obama Fluffers, Liz Lasses, PUMAs, the whole disgusting miasma of right-wing racist conservative establishment Democrats is choking the world with grotesque, hateful stupidity.  The entire shabby lot of them should all be fired into the sun.  MAGAtards are less dangerously insane than the mainstream reactionary Dems.

The MILFs Of Summer

Wednesday, April 28, 2021

The Most Important Video Content Ever

Reminder That Cuba Is Producing Its Own COVID Vaccines--And Will Be Making Them Available To The World--Without Even Seeking The Approval Of Bill Gates

Cuba did not wait for the United States or China or Russia or the EU or motherfucking Bill Gates to give them a coronavirus vaccine.  They did the work and are taking care of their citizens.  This was another thing Cory Doctorow was covering.  Cuba is doing the proper thing.  The US, not so much.  Cuba will be offering the vaccine to tourists, even.  Smart.  Cuban science is world-leading, and their health care system manages to do lots with few resources compared to the US, EU, and China.  Glasgow's Helen Yaffe's work has been all over this as well.  The United States could have already helped end COVID-19 around the world, but instead listened to rotten little creeps like Bill Gates.

Bill Gates Is One Of The Most Detestable Men Who Ever Lived

No human has ever been filled with more hate and evil than Bill Gates, not even Billy Ray Cyrus or Hitler or Ronald Reagan.  No one.  Anyone who listens to Gates on any subject is a bigger fucking dipshit than Elon Musk and Donald Trump.  Junior.  Every vaccine formula should be free to anyone who wants them.  And if they need help producing it, the USA should help set them up with the tech.  Fuck Bill Gates.  In his skull holes.  Cory Doctorow does a good job getting the party started.

Straker's On It

Tuesday, April 27, 2021

Suddenly National Review, A Conservative 'Institution' Founded On Racism, Ignorance, Insanity, And Naked Boy Swimming With William F. Buckley, Is Wicked Horny For Coronavirus Vaccines

Well whoopdy fucking doo.  It's nice that these drooling racist reactionary Republican morons are suddenly all wet and sticky over the thought of everyone getting a coronavirus vaccine, but maybe those weirdos should put some clothes on, dry themselves off, leave the corpse of Bill Buckley floating on its own for a while, and get to work making sure all the baggatron cocksuckers in Tucker Carlson's audience and everywhere else gets their fucking shots.  The 50th percentile and up folks, i.e. not the conservatives, are getting shots but the baggy racist assholes are not, so get on it creeps.

It's Time To Put An End To Centner Academy And All The Rest Of Florida

Drooling bagger lunatics should not be allowed to run a school, even in Florida.  These teabagging fucktards are going to get some good people who are not in Florida killed with this shit.  We should not stand for it.  And all of Florida needs to be sterilized for the good of humanity.  If Cuba does not want to take over the daily operation of Florida, we should burn it to the ground and salt the Earth so that Georgia can't spread.

Josh Barro Could Not Be Any More Pathetic

Stupid bagger assholes would probably love to line up to call Josh Barro a fucking failson dipshit.  Jesus christ, what a loser.  Libertarian failsons are the lowest form of life in the galaxy.

Moon, Man

Monday, April 26, 2021

Execrable Frothy Effulent (Rick) Santorum Is Dumber Than Dog Shit

Comparing Rick Santorum to actual santorum, the frothy mix of lube, cum, and shit that is the byproduct of anal sex, is an insult to the indelible stains on those sheets of yours.   (Rick) Santorum is dumber than dog shit, way dumber than even your average racist revanchist reactionary teabagger.  He's also dumber than the shit stains on your sheets you found after last weekend, so there's that.  The entire aggregate IQ of the entire Young America's Foundation AND Santorum's whole family including the stillborn ones couldn't flicker a half-watt bulb.  If jesus were real, he'd hate that cocksucker Santorum as much or worse than any motherfucker who ever lived.

After 50 Years Of Singing 'Brown Eyed Girl' To Pay His Bills, Van Morrison's Head Is Completely Full Of Moldy Pudding

Singing that song he detested for 50+ years has turned his brain to mush.  Van Morrison is not important at all these days, but still, somebody should come for their senile Tory grandpa.

I Know Hambini Liked 'Em, But What Kind Of A Methhead Would You Have To Be To Buy Carbon-Spoked Wheels Direct From China For Over A Frakking Grand?

The China Cycling guy is pretty much a pet monkey for these sketchy as fuck suppliers, but Hambini did like the wheels, but, yeah, no frakking way anybody with a brain is gonna buy this crap.  These things are $1100 US, so they are not cheap.  Carbon clinchers.  With rim brakes, too.  AND THEY USE CARBON SPOKES.  You are gonna die.  Or be stuck with a wheel you can't use when you can't replace a fucking spoke.  Jesus, people are fucking dumb.

Josh Barro Is The Platonic Ideal Of A Pissboy

Fucking lame.  Josh Barro sucks.  A clueless, smarmy failson.  Add in some whiny simping from another clueless smarmy neolib nothing-dumber-than-a-rich-kid-at-Harvard failson Matty Yglesias in the thread, and you have a real Elon Musk-stanning conservative pissboy hoedown.  Stanning for Musk is probably the number one sign of mental defect.  After being a conservative, of course.  And supporting commercial nuclear power.  And voting for Democrats.

Sunday, April 25, 2021

Goodnite Moon

Demented, Paranoid, Racist Reactionary Baggers Were Always Going To Be The End Of Any Hope For A Decent Society

Corona's just given 'em the best excuse they ever had.  Disease, epidemic, public health policy, basic sanity are way beyond the scope of every conservative essentially, but holy shit it sure does scare the hell out of 'em.  The teabagging racist lunatics are going to kill us all.

Long Wheelbase Crit Machine?? How Did American Cyclists Get So Dumb

Jfc, how did cyclists turn into such fucking clueless twits?  Yeah, Idaho.  But this idiot seems like a serious rider and racer, yet he's fucking helpless.  I think this dipshit is conflating steep angles and an upright pedaling position.  Or something even more inane.  Gods dammit.  The bike industry and the internets have teamed up to make riders into idiots in order to sell awful shit to them.  It's sad.  Being a bike racer used to be an admission into an aesthetic and esoteric tradition.  Now it's all clueless morons who need their taxes raised buying wildly overpriced yet cheap and shabby garbage to keep the dying and intellectually and technologically bankrupt cycling industry alive.  Fucking white people suck.

As A General Rule, I'm Not In Favor Of ANYONE Being Beat Down In The Street Without A Good Reason

But it would have been very more than okay if a few brave beautiful Americans decided to give these pathetic little teabagging incels a bit of the ultra-violence right there.  Maybe teach the racist cucks a lesson for the fun of it.  Christ knows they need it.  Closet-case losers who love the taste of cop jizz are one step away from brown shirts and arm bands.  And it's always right to punch a Nazi.

Saturday, April 24, 2021

Gold Inn

Matt Gaetz's BFF Joel Greenberg Is One Astoundingly And Entertainingly Stupid Man

The story is 100% unfiltered solid exceptional American teabagging gold.  Greenberg was screaming, begging, to get caught, and when he finally did, he took that shovel-faced creep Matt Gaetz down with him.  There is so much unbelievable stupidity in this tale.  Conservatives are so wonderfully fucking dumb.  Thank christ we have such grotesque racist reactionary cretins to entertain us.

Excellent Article On The Murder Of Adam Toledo

From the All Cops Are Bastards files.  Adam Toledo would be alive today if he had been a white kid.  Police everywhere are oppressors, but the heavily armed and militarized police in the US are a racist murder machine.  Time to get rid of the cops in general and to get rid of the guns, especially the guns the cops carry.

Ex Sick

Friday, April 23, 2021

Rivendell Saluki: How Did GP & Riv Frak This Obvious Winner Up?

The Saluki was supposed to be a kinda faster, 650b version of the Atlantis but a little less of a full-on loaded touring sled, made by Toyo in Japan, with great lugs and tubing, but for some reason they killed it just as it got going.  How did they fuck this up?  It was right at the crest of the 650b wave and before any talk of fatter-tired road bikes from the mainstream industry, with none of the pretensions of randonneur cosplay, yet Grant and Rivendell quickly moved on to a cheaper version with an inexcusably awful name that had 700c wheels in most of the sizes.  What the fuck.  Gone was the chance to have a fun 650b road bike.  Not in place of a proper road-racing bike, but a cool second bike if you were the sort of upper-class bike consumer who woulda been up for it.  But no.  A lost opportunity.  Another one for Rivendell.  Jesus.

The Toyo-built Atlantis frames were so nice, and the Saluki had a chance to be just as good.  Now buying a Rivendell frame with the idiotic names and horrible designs and shabby details would make you feel like a fucking cuck.

Yes, I know that the 650b wheels looked kinda goofy in the largest sizes--and Riv liked to make bikes hella big--but up to like a 58 c-c it was pretty okay, and they only needed to offer a single size above that really, anyway.  I don't friggin' get it, but I'm decades into my bemusement over what the fuck Rivendell was doing, so this is nothing new.  

It's also hard to find decent pics of the Saluki because, like the Atlantis, the owners tend to load the bikes up with a shit ton of dumb bags and fenders and shit that don't belong on a bike unless you are crossing fucking Mongolia or some shit.

Wisconsin GOP Teabagging Moron Senator Ron Johnson Is Dumber Than Dog Shit

Ron Johnson is more hilariously retarded than even the legendary frothy residue Rick Santorum and final nail in the coffin of Kansas, that sublimely dumb teabagging fuckface Sam Brownback.  Santorum and Brownback can be assured that they will no longer be remembered as the stupidest men to ever serve in the US Senate.

That Ape Is Not Always Right, But On The Obamas, He's Right On Target, Atmo

The Obamas are way more vile and toxic than Retardboy Bush's family or the inbred, feeble Trumps.  Barack Obama managed to be more disgusting than even that fat fuck Bill Clinton and his grotesque harpy wife.

Sebadoh Jr. Meets The Dinosaur Implosion

Thursday, April 22, 2021

Nancy Pelosi Is A Hateful Old Senile Racist Lunatic

We have to assume that the insane 'sacrifice' line was scripted, so who the fuck wrote that and who the fuck approved that the senile old racist crone would ACTUALLY FUCKING SAY IT ON THE TEE VEE??  Christ.

We're Half A Year Into The Corona Vaccine Era And We Should Be Done With This By Now

It didn't take a fukkin' rocket surgeon to see that once the vaccine was available, speed was the key.  Yes, poke the nursing home inmates the first day because they get sick easy and can't run away, but also everyone that works in a nursing home.  And their families.  Then the hospitals.  Every recommended patient and every fucking person who worked there.  And their families.  Then the 65+.  Then everybody.  As fast as possible.

Any worrying about equity or inclusion needed to be settled before the vaccines were out TO MAXIMIZE THE SPEED WITH WHICH WE COULD ADMINISTER THE VACCINE.  It's fun to heartbroken over BIPOC vaccine inclusion six months into the thing, but we're kinda fucking way the fuck behind. 

As soon as the Feds had even an inkling that all that shelved research could fast-track a vaccine for the coronavirus, the Trump people should have ordered every fucking possible pharmaceutical manufacturing facility in the US to be ready to start producing vaccine and only vaccine 24/7 until there was enough supply to stick everyone in the fucking world.  

And make vaccination mandatory.  Or no job, no travel, no tax refund, no stimulus check, no shirt, no shoes, no service.

The way the United States has handled this whole thing is shameful and evil.

Christ, people are fucking stupid.

For The First, And Likely Only, Time, Tim Pool, Tiny, Bald Manlet, Is Right 'En Masses'

The en masses are the best masses for all classes of asses.  If all the cops resign en masses it will make it so much easier to abolish the fucking police.  And Tim Pool is still a tiny bald cunt.

Wrong Hole! WRONG HOLE!!

Wednesday, April 21, 2021

It's Wonderful That Completely Clueless Twats Can Create Content, Too

The 1312 Project: Abolish The Police

Nobody who matters is safe when the cops are around.  Defund the fucking cops into the cesspool of history.  Abolish the police.

Derek Chauvin, Get It Done!!

Turn that watch into reality!  You know you want to, pussy.

Derek Chauvin! FUCK YEAH!

Enjoy prison, you motherfucking murderer.  Or even better, maybe he won't make it to his sentencing.  That would be kinda fun, too.   

About Towns

Pro Tip: Don't Believe Anything A Poodle-Headed Manlet Paid By The Pentagon Might Tell You About Nuclear Power

A Grown-Ass Human Wrote This Nonsense About 'Hamilton'

Jesus frisbee christ.  How the fuck did this ever happen to a great nation like the US of A.

Sunday, April 18, 2021

The Jimmy Dore Show Erupts With A Raucous Fisking Of Second-Generation McKinsey & Company Employee And Obvious CIA Plant Anand Giridharadas

Fucking Giridhadaras worked for McKinsey AND SO DID HIS FATHER!  Jesus christ, he's a second-generation CIA spook.  Funny that Seder and Michael Brooks never mentioned that little factoid when they were kissing Giridhadaras' ass a few years ago on the Simp Seder Hour.  Thankfully Jimmy Dore brutalized Giridhadaras with 30 minutes of opprobrium poured over his head like boiling diarrhea.

Gods Damn, Look At The Brutal Savagery We Had To Endure Before Hambini

This guy mangles the fuck outa that bb installation but claims it was still running years later, so, cheers, everybody, cheers.

Kyrsten Sinema Is Not Okay

Some of the possibilities considered include stroke, severe head trauma, PTSD, being an insufferable reactionary shitheadThe woman is also going to turn 45 in July.  45.  Years old.  A grown-ass adult.  And a US Senator.  Sweet jesus.  Kyrsten Sinema sucks ass.



Attn Teabaggers, Anti-Vaxxers, Rapey Uncle Joe Stans, Paranoid Podcasters, Other Assorted Dipshits: Get Your Gods-Damned Corona Shots

The shot is good.  Get the shot.  It don't cause clots.  It don't make you love Bill Gates or George Soros.  No microchips.  Very few microchips with the Mark of the Beast on 'em.  It's fine.  It helps.  They're all good.  Any of the shots will help stop coronavirus from spreading everywhere forever.  Get your fucking shots you fucking idiots.  It doesn't really matter which one at this point.  Even the assholes at MarketWatch know it's safe.  Jesus.

Sooper Gloo

Saturday, April 17, 2021

Abolish The Police

No police.  No guns.  Stop the murder.  Stop the madness.  Spend the money on the people.  Forget the weak Dems like AOC.  Focus on what is most important, and abolishing the police state as we know it today is a good start.  Anyone who's not on board with that idea shouldn't get any of your time or money.

So Many 'Expert' Cyclists Are Vapid Twits

No wonder cyclists are so easy to gull.  No wonder they will buy all the fucking crap they are told to buy, no matter how dumb.  This asshole belongs on the Serotta Forum.  Christ.

You Would Be Better Off Getting Medical Advice From Dr. Nick, Dr. Phil Or Dr. Drew Than From This Limey Quack And Lifestyle Brand Suneel Dhand

Medical doctors are not scientists! Unless they have a PhD in a science field, they are often the opposite of a scientist.  Get your fucking shots.  Jesus. Update: this guy is a fucking unhinged liar.

Glenn Greenwald Is Delightfully Petty And Bitchy

Heh.  Name checking that Simp Seder, the fatuous Emma Vigeland, and that grotesque Tom Benjamin Dixon is such an alpha move.  What's even funnier is that vapid cunt Vigeland actually tries to tweet though it on Greenwald's thread and manages to make herself look even more like the rapidly evolving GOP press flack she is.  Well done, Sr. Greenwald.

Thursday, April 15, 2021

Not Breaking News: Michael Yeadon Is An Unhinged Lunatic And Screaming Imbecile--And Reuters Destroys Him With An Amazing Fisking

Out Standing.  Reuters does an amazing job in this profile of Michael Yeadon of fisking him mercilessly without ever resorting to ad hominem insults and outright derision.  It's wonderful and well worth anyone's time to read all the way through to find out how a former scientist debases himself into risible insanity over the course of a year or so.  

Needless to say, the consensus was that Yeadon should have known better than to turn into an anti-vaxx assclown, but the evidence is conclusive that he did exactly that, probably because he got all wet and sticky over the attention after his career in research and development had ended in failure.  Sad.  But fuck him.  Cycling Rule #5.  The Reuters profile is unrelenting in its opprobrium because it sticks right to the most obvious facts and statements from colleagues and other experts.  Fun stuff.  Steve Stecklow and Andrew Macaskill did wicked good.

Nobody with any remaining functioning brain cells would listen to Yeadon at all in 2021, but there are some fucking morons who will believe anything.  Sad.  And deadly to us all.  Conservatives and anti-vaxxers are generally the dumbest motherfuckers in any room, so those poor helpless bastards will believe anything, even Michael Yeadon.  Don't bother listening to Yeadon, but do read the comments and the Twitter thread to feast on the funfetti of batshit crazy, paranoid, and terrified idiots shitting themselves over basic biology and medicine while at the same time ensuring that more sane, decent, intelligent people get sick, suffer, and die because of grotesque shitheads like Michael Yeadon and the gaggle of assholes dumb enough to not know any better.

Meanwhile, get your shots kids because the vaccines are working well with no significant dangers found so far.  No clots, no nothing of any consequence.  Getting a corona jab is not gonna give you a stroke in an hour: this sorry bastard was gonna have that stroke anyway, probably because he was using some testosterone or steroids or other shit that made him a ticking time bomb.  Never listen to anybody from Mississippi about anything is prob the best policy.  But you know what actually does cause strokes at a measurably higher rate?  COVID-19.  Get your fucking shots.

Texas: It's A Whole Other Fucking Retarded Country

Greg Abbott is nasty little cripple.  It's not surprising that even Osterholm is not having any of that bullshit from a gods-damned idiotic Texan for christ's sake.  Not exactly a shock that Abbott doesn't understand how herd immunity works, either.  Texas, it's a whole other really fucking stupid country.  And in a couple of weeks it's gonna be even more of boiling coronavirus cesspool than it is now.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Pro Tip: While Stephen Hayes Is Indeed An Insufferable Bad-Faith Racist Reactionary Propagandist And Eager Pissboy, He Is Also Dumber Than Dog Shit

Stephen Hayes really is that stupid.  He doesn't just lick boots and lave ballsacks for the money.  He loves the taste of it all.  He's too dumb to know any better, but he's a true pissboy heart and soul regardless.

Jonmarr

Wednesday, April 14, 2021

Will Menaker Gets It, Or At Least Gets This, Atmo

Abso-fucking-lutely cops should not have guns.  No guns for people and no guns for cops.  Honor the 2nd Amendment by upholding the 2nd Amendment and not some psychotic racist guntard asshole's jerk-off fantasy of the 2nd Amendment.  The real 2nd Amendment Solution, atmo.

We Can't Control A Respiratory Virus Pandemic Because QAnon & Anti-Vaxxers Are The Same Stupid Motherfuckers

Jesus christ, no.  Your friend's mom's cousin's old college roomate did not hear about a guy who is AWOL from the drive-thru because his mom died from the corona vaccine.  No. 

The anti-vaxx nutjobs are the very same people who fell for the cannibal pedophile QAnon Trump shit.  The vaccines are not causing blood clots in people, at least not as far as anyone can tell.  Six blood clots out of 7 million doses is less than one in one million, but QTards are not known for their math skills.  The normal rate for the type of clots being wrongly associated with the J&J vaccine is around 5 per 1,000,000 Americans, while as we have noted already, well, people are fucking dipshits.  Shame on CNBC, that cockbag Joe Kernen, and this idiot doctor woman for making the simpletons who watch CNBC afraid of absolutely nothing.  Get your fucking shots, you fucking idiots.  Christ.

Outstanding, Entertaining, And Unflinchingly Brutal Fisking Of 'Promising Young Woman' And Emerald Fennell Delivered By Ayesha A. Siddiqi

Damn, that was good.  Always, always, always, when the dummies in the establishment fall all over themselves praising something, it turns out to be fatuous garbage.  Ayesha A. Siddiqi adroitly obliterates Emerald Fennell and her Promising Young Women flick for our entertainment and edification.  Nice.

Raidy On

Tuesday, April 13, 2021

Never Forget That Police Are The Enemies Of Freedom And Safety

ALL

COPS

ARE 

BASTARDS

It's time to abolish those psychotic murderous racist motherfucking cops once and for all.

Rick Roeber, Another Exceptional Brave Beautiful Patriotic Family Values Republican

Republicans are fucking grotesque.  Not all Republicans are child molesters and rapists and perverts--most, but not all--but certainly all child molesters and rapists and perverts are all proud racist reactionary conservatives.  Conservatism is a severe mental defect.  Republicans and neolib Dems are all horrible and stupid and nasty.  Rick Roeber missed his chance to serve his President Donald J. Trump in Washington.  Sad.  Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

Re-remember

Even Yet Still Another Signal-Boost Of This Wonderful Pankaj Mishra Fisking Of Ta-Nehisi Coates

So fukkin' brutal.  Mishra absolutely debones that fatuous Coates for fun cuz he can.  Nice.  Thanks, Obama.

Monday, April 12, 2021

Sr. Hambini Is Also Leading His Best Life, Hated By The Fatuous Payola Propagandists In The Cycling Media

The twits are everywhere.  The twits are even Limey cocksuckers.  This thread on the London Fixed Gear site is pretty fucking rich; a couple of fatuous twits get reamed out over and over, but the pearl-clutching never stops.  Those Limeys are either really fucking dumb or horrible liars.  Or more likely both.

Road.cc got their panties in a twist, taking a run at Hambini in order to simp for Cycling Weekly and Michelle Arthurs-Brennan, making themselves look really fucking stupid in the process.  The comments got really entertaining, dragging the site and MAB pretty gleefully.

Of course, the poor, stupid Michelle Arthurs-Brennan got all weepy over the bad, bad man Hambini herself, but only served to look even more inane than she had previously.  Rule #5.  Hambini obliterated the guys involved in the stupidity, too, so Rule #5, Michelle.  Rule #5.  She gets paid to spout nonsense about bike crap, so you'd think she'd be happy af and be wise enough to keep her yap shut when she gets called out for moronic lying.  Rule.  Number.  Five.

Hambini himself absolutely fucking savaged Michelle Arthurs-Brennan and her bald manlet husband a couple of times, even though his video about it was censored by YouTube.  It is so fucking petty, so fucking juvenile, but also funny as fuck considering all the simping and pearl-clutching that went on after Hambini correctly called out Cycling Weekly for idiotic advertorial horseshit.  Could Hambini be nice and kind to these fools?  Sure, but he calls out liars and frauds all the time, so these particular dipshits deserve it too.  Michelle Arthurs-Brennan is pretty obviously an idiot, and she should not be exempt from Hambini's scorn just because she's a girl.

Sr. Hambini is enjoying the ride, and making dummies apoplectic is just a sweet bonus, atmo.  It's also wicked smart comedy.

Jimmy Dore Living His Best Life, Made So Much Easier By The Seder Simps And Other Reactionary Dem Bootlickers

What a magnificent bastard.  Sure, what he said about AOC was not exactly original or anything but obvious by January of 2021, but holy shit, Dore said it in just the perfect tone to enrage the Sam Seders and Cenk Uygurs and the KHive sluts and the Liz Lasses and Hildos and Obama fluffers and the MSDNC twits and all the rest of the careerist simps holding the buckets and guzzling the piss out there in the establishment.  Dore unmanned them all and made AOC and the rest show their asses, too.  It was remarkable.  Now he's basking in the warm glow of their insipid rage.  Nice.

Remember That The Serotta Forum Sucked The Dick Of That Vile Felon Jack Brunk In Life AND Death, But Hambini Is A Bad Sweary Man

What a bunch of cunts.  The upper-class twits are the fucking most pathetic fuckers on the fucking planet.  Those miserable cocksuckers loved Jack Brunk because he bought a shit ton of expensive bikes and shit and then never used any of it and wound up selling it on that fucking forum, bike shit bought with money he stole from sick people and shit.  That grotesque fucker Brunk should have died in prison, but the Serotta Forum twats loved him.  Hambini, though, well, Hambini is a bad man who does bad things or some shit according to the twits.  FlashUNC and oldpotatoe look especially foolish, but at least that 1centaur idiot and the fatuous racist Israeli cocksucker don't feel as bad now.  It's also hilarious that the dipshit pearl-clutching mod comes outa nowhere and shuts it all down.  Hambini was more useful on that one thread than the entire Serotta Forum's history.  Those fools love the taste of dirty, dirty boots.

I very rarely even think of that execrable forum anymore, but holy christ, taking a quick peek screams that those fucking dolts are just as dumb and nasty as ever.  Those miserable stupid bastards need their taxes raised.

Terrible News From Ecuador: Another Fraudulent Victory For The Reactionary Forces

Andrez Arauz was targeted from the beginning by the CIA through the OAS and the right wing in Ecuador.  If the bad guys keep winning, there won't be any hope left for anyone: conservatives are pure evil and they destroy everything they touch, especially powerless people in poor countries.  Every defeat for the left is a delay in the freedom of the people of Ecuador from the control of the USA imperialist forces.  Sad.  Thanks, Souers.

Sunday, April 11, 2021

Nite Stalkin'

Jeez, These Cut Up Hand Made In Italy Plastic Colnago C60s Are Sloppy As AF On The Inside

Important News About Hillary Clinton's Military Tribunal At Gitmo

Fucking finally.  We've been waiting a long fucking time for this thing to get rolling.

Trump's Epic Butthurt And Screaming Emotional Agony Are The Only Things Making America Greater Again

What a weak lardy moist orange betaboy cuck Trump is.  Holy fuckballs, this is just wonderful.  Trump is right.  McConnell is a dumb son of a bitch, but he beat Trump senseless while the world watched.  An finally, he knows it.  Trump knows.  He knows, and it is wrecking him.  Somehow Trump finally saw that McConnell engineered Trump's loss to Rapey Uncle Joe by derailing the push for a big stimulus check in late October with the Amy's Bony Carrot nonsense.  Trump seems to know now that McConnell did that to fuck Trump.  Bony Carrot could have easily been confirmed after the election, but if Trump had sent out a $2000 or $3000 check in the last weeks of the election, well, it would have been a GOP landslide.  McConnell understood that perfectly, but he wanted Trump gone.  McConnell got what he wanted out of Trump and was done with him.  McConnell would have been perfectly happy with Rapey Uncle Joe in the White House as long as he kept his position as Majority Leader.  Oops.  So Trump got a tiny bit back at McConnell in January, but McConnell made Trump his bitch for four years and then kicked him to curb with the rest of the trash.  Trump sees that hilarious truth at long last, and it is fucking killing him.  Heh, indeedy.  Thanks, Obama.

Saturday, April 10, 2021

Adventures Heds

Matt Gaetz Is A Creep And A Scumbag--And Now He's Probably In Deep Shit

Undoubtedly at some point over the last two years or so, some jacked GOP insider told Rep. Gaetz to go away now before something bad happened to him, giving him a chance to get out on his own because Trump liked him or some shit, but Gaetz was too stupid to listen, so now he's fucked.  I know it's never good policy to count on the Dems to do the right thing, but if some Dem team player wants to fucking devour Gaetz and try and take a chunk of the GOP out at the same time, well, this looks like a great fucking play.  We shouldn't hope for much funfetti, but it might be there for us anyway.

This Is The Worst Xtranormal Video Ever

This mountain biking stock footage is not nearly as fun as the creepy teddy bears.  Jeez.  Two Ibisisses, two Santa Cruzezzes, a Yeti, and a ghetto YT, how perfectly banal.

This Did Not Happen: A Coronavirus Vaccine Did Not Kill This Dipshit's Grandfather

No.  There's pretty much no chance that the fucking corona vaccine killed grandpa.  I'm sorry.  I'm sure he was very nice.  But these tinfoil hat clowns are all running around now, joining up with the legacy anti-vax fucktards, and it's fucking annoying as fuck.  Jesus christ people are fucking stupid.

Friday, April 9, 2021

Festive Us

Hey! Remember When Obama Didn't Pass Card Check Right Away When He Had The Chance, After Promising Too During His First Campaign

Remember that shit?  Yeah, well, why the fuck do you think that happened?  It's all fine to bitch about how dumb plenty of workers are and how shitty Amazon is, but until we face the political reality AND the truth about the Democratic Party, well, better things aren't possible, atmo.

Unions should be in every workplace regardless, but Obama could have done something to make America a better place by passing Card Check, and he refused.  The Dems have done nothing to advance the cause of labor since then, either, and most recently refused to even make the minimum wage $15 when they had the ability to scuttle any must-pass bill without it.  Labor and working people are not a concern of the Dems, and until we have a political party that stands for the interests of Labor, well, that thing about better things not being possible...

Good News About A Vile Limey Cocksucker, But Easily 98 Years Too Late To Be Great News

Too bad Supreme Commander Gerry Adams didn't get to the world a favor and BBQ all those vile Limey royal shitbags back in the 70s.  Although watching them die off one by one is kinda fun, too.

Sun E Daze & 77

Thursday, April 8, 2021

Katie Halper Hosted A Great Segment On AOC

AOC was young, attractive, and preternaturally talented, but she betrayed her potential and is no better than Nancy Pelosi now.  Monica Cruz gets it, atmo.

Trump's Pathetic Post-Presidency Existence Should Warm The Hearts Of All Beautiful Brave Exceptional American Patriots

Holy fuckballs, what a yuge beta cuck loser Trump is.  This is so fucking hilarious.  The lardy orange dotard is the most useless greasy carcass on the fucking planet.

It's Difficult To Imagine, But Star Trek: Lower Decks Sucks Even Harder Than Discovery And Is The Worst Trek Ever

Nothing should be able to suck or blow harder than Star Trek: Discovery, but Lower Decks manages to do what even the execrable Picard couldn't do: be more horrible than Discovery because it so fucking tedious and dumb, proving that absolutely everything Alex Kurtzman touches is utter and complete shit.  I mean, it as a fucking cartoon, so they could have done anything at all, any cool idea, any amazing visual, but in reality did nothing but the laziest unfunny tripe imaginable.  Is it a parody?  Is it a comedy?  Who the fuck knows what they thought they were doing, but the fucking show is neither.  It's not Galaxy Quest or The Orville.  It's fucking garbage.  It also manages to be J.J. Abrams-level insipd and pointless.  And it's so pointlessly stupid.  There's no reason for it to be so fucking stupid.  The ship designs are awful.  The animation is awful.  The writing is wretched.  The entire project is an insult to a dumb tv space show.  Jesus.

Wednesday, April 7, 2021

If fIREHOSE Covered Red House Painters

Fun & Timely Neo-Vintage Tupac Shakur Snippet On Wealth Inequality

I have to admit that yes, I absolutely was the target demo for 2Pac so I might be biased.

Anywho, he was right.  It's hilarious that MTV didn't air this.  I wonder why...

Hey, Dems! What Ever Happened To That $2000 Check? Out The Door! Day One!

$1400 was never $2000.  How'd that go for y'all?  Are Dems the biggest chumps ever?  Exactly who the fuck do you think is gonna be dumb enough to vote Dem next year?

Pro Tip For Cyclists Who Need Their Taxes Raised: The Racist Reactionary GOP Government In Arkansas Sucks Huge Moose Cock

This should not be news to anyone paying attention.  But those of you who own a road bike with disc brakes and tubeless wheels or a gravel bike or similar are fucking dipshits who need this explained to you--and most certainly need your taxes raised.  Arkansas is a fucking right-wing shithole.  Transphobic bigots are fucking grotesque.  Conservatives are evil AND stupid.

Christ DiStefano has a reasonable position, so if you can't do any better, follow his example.

Also, VeloNews started as Northeast Cycling News, and was also called Velo-News and Velo News in the past.  It was started by bike racers, Barbara and Robert George.  Before the internets, they published the results of all the bike races.  Even your race in your little town if somebody mailed them the results.  It was a newspaper that came in the mail and was on sale at the bike shop.  It was not part of a digital media platform owned by some investment fund somewhere.  It was good, atmo.  Your welcome.

Why Do I Get The Feeling Pat Cote Is Going To Be Very Dissappointed With Any Rep. Nina Turner

If she even wins.  Cote has to learn the lesson not to trust any of those rotten motherfuckers until after they do what they promise.  AOC and Sanders have clearly taught him nothing.

Monday, April 5, 2021

Dry Cleaning Starring Tara Fitzgerald As Sally Timms

Sad News About Ed fROMOHIO Crawford From Last Fall

I had not heard.  So sad.  fIREHOSE shoulda been bigger than Foo Fighters.  The GoFundMe is still running.

Oh My Jesus, These Modern Battaglin Frames Are Wicked Fugly, Atmo

On the one hand, it's funny that the Baggatlin factory is just like a pretty nice bike shop, but on the other hand, watching this guy wrap bar tape the wrong way makes my OCD want to strangle someone.  Add to that the heinous new Campag components and all the disc brakes, and you get a real shitshow.  Yes, the light purple/pink cromovelto finish is wicked amazing, but the rest is just sad.  

But the Sram bike is a whole new level of horror.

Why Are All These Creepy Incel Bagger Grifters Such Unpleasant, Weak Little Men?

This asshole Andrew on Twitter is nothing more than a soft, sad little man.  Do these losers attend some racist incel bagger circle jerks where they smear themselves with a secret creme that makes them so fucking gross?

The Dipshits Out There Have No Idea How Bad Corona Is In The US Right Now

13+ months into it, and nobody gives a fuck anymore.  But that doesn't stop the spread, and too many people who get the fucking disease are going to be sick with it for a long time.  We missed our chance to stop this thing, and now we are going to be dealing with it while dummies talk about nonexistent lockdowns and Jeff Bezos and going to baseball games and all the other dumb shit dumb people worry about when there's a legitimate, serious, complicated, difficult problem to face.  Sad.  Thanks, jesus.

Sunday, April 4, 2021

Walken Ded

I Approve Of The Tubulars On This Basso Ascot, But The Rest Of This Build Is Limey Dogshit

Nope.  First off, I'm not sure English is this guy's native language, cuz, well, that's mean anyway.  So much of this build is shit--and you can't properly wrap the bars until the bike is otherwise complete.  If you wrap bars first, you are a fucking idiot.  The tubulars are good, but the bars, the tape job, the cables, the seatpost, the dust covers, the pedals, the dog's breakfast of Campagnolo components, the shabby, yellowed bottle, all of it sucks ass.

Some Leftists Are So Fucking Dumb And Corona Has Exposed Them

This is no better than the teabagging websites like Natural News.  Christ.  Dummies like this are getting people killed even without corona.  Fucking idiots.  Yes, right-wing governments are terrible.  Centrist governments are incompetent, too.  Police and criminal corporation are the enemies of freedom.  Yes.  No shit, asshole.  They were before corona, and they will be after corona.  But being a fucking dipshit is not helping anyone.  The only proper response to an unstoppable infectious disease is one that looks like a fucking screaming panic in hindsight because the worst case scenario didn't happen.  Guess what, fuckers?  The worst case is happening right fucking now.  Grow up.

Elderly Libertarian Boy John Stossel Is Not What You Would Describe As A Smart Or Handsome Boy

Being a dollar-store Geraldo Rivera was never much of a career, but somehow John Stossel has managed to be so much more pathetic, idiotic, and insipid than you ever would have expected.  Stossel is wrong about every fucking thing under the sun, and has been for fucking decades, yet there's no joy--or entertainment--in his bugfuck inanity.  Sad.

So, How's Mike Kone's 2020-Vintage Politics And Econ Blog Going?

Ah...well, nevertheless.  I guess it's been a busy six months in the vintage cycling biz...

Silly Luv Song

Saturday, April 3, 2021

Excellent Neo-Vintage Fisking Of The Execrable Steven Pinker

Nasty.  2019 Nathan J. Robinson in Current Affairs.  As signal-boosted by James Mackenzie.  With a fun bonus auto-cobbing by the fatuous Tom Chivers.  Christ, that poor dumb bastard is fucking inane.  No wonder he so eagerly laves Pinker's pathetic little ballsack with his tongue.

If Creepy Weird Teabagging Libertarian Incels Like Styxhexenhammer666 Were Not Chronic Masturbators, They Would Do Nothing All Day

This guy is prob great friends with Peter Verdone.

Fun Neo-Vintage University Of Chicago Bitching

Nobody likes change, but holy christ on a skateboard, some people just get off on being a whiny bitch.  Debate the merits if you must, but since UChicago wants to play in in the elite university bracket with shitholes like Harvard, they know they gotta be more like Stanford and less like a autist adult daycare.  At least UChicago is not going through the fucking shitshow that RPI is.  Of RPI is no Chicago, but still, all those upper-middle class kids gotta somewhere...

I'd Like Some Even Better News From Bolivia

I was hoping to hear something even better after Jeanine Anez's arrest.  But nothing.  No joy.  No hope.  No news.  Sad.  But we can still pray to jesus fucking christ that we get some nice news soon.  Maybe an easter miracle.  Thanks, Trump!

Not Breaking News: Nobody Likes Matt Gaetz, And The Entire GOP Is Working To Remove Him

Matt Gaetz is friendless in the GOP, and clearly multiple people are working to destroy him.  This shit started when Trump was still in office, so the Republicans could have made it all go way as Barr was not exactly known for his commitment to law enforcement or human decency or basic sanity.  The GOP could have stopped all of Gaetz's problems.

If they had wanted to.

But they didn't, so Republicans are lining up behind the scenes to back every bus they can find over him.  Marvelous fnnfetti, and I hope it lasts and lasts and lasts.  If that fucking creep had managed to make just one friend who was a complete and utter Trumptard idiot, he wouldn't be in this pickle.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

If You Were Gonna Do This Anyway, You Shoulda Just Had J Bring In Lou

Friday, April 2, 2021

AOC Really Showed Her Ass This Year

AOC's high point will turn out to be her endorsement of Sanders in 2019.  Since then, she's been completely unraveling and will never be a serious politician again.  Nobody with half a brain will ever trust her again, and it shows.  She's turned into a joke, and she's really overdoing the Sarah Bernhardt routine now.  Of course, morphing into a fatuous establishment Dem really ups her chances of getting elected president, so...

The Sun Of The Gods

Interesting article.  Pop science titbits you can fit on a notecard.  Feed ya brains.

Michael Tracey Is Such A Sad And Unpleasant Little Man

If he weren't such a slimy little turd, he'd almost be pathetic.  But no, Michael Tracey merely sucks huge moose cock--he's the Freddie deBoer of Sam Seders.

Making Fun Of Fundie Morons Will Never Get Old

Glenn Greenwald Reaches Out With A Nasty Little Drive-By Fisking Of Sam 'The Simp' Seder And The GOP's Own Emma Vigeland

Damn, that was fun.  Greenwald should never hold back on these fuckers.  Seder is just the worst.  He picked his team, and his team is MSDNC.  Hell, even Jamie Peck had to get the fuck outa there.

Beeched

Thursday, April 1, 2021

Zero Books' Douglas Lane Groks Glenn Greenwald, Atmo

Nicely done on this video.  The key to understanding Glenn Greenwald is that he not a leftist at all.  He's far closer to a libertarian crank, in the best sense possible of that description.  But that's what he is.  He's also prickly af and pretty fucking funny.  Douglas Lane gets it, atmo.

Some Of The Naive Leftists Need To Smarten Up A Bit

There are times which require wisdom and perspective, but a few too many of the naive leftists who came of age politically in the wake of the Sanders presidential campaigns are severely lacking.  Save your rants for the proper targets, and understand how fucking science works for christ's sake.  I mean, you shouldn't have to be told this shit.  In the face of an extremely communicable respiratory virus, figure out what's most important in the sort term.  Hint: it's not a shallow critique of the overall corporate structure of the current healthcare infrastructure.  Thanks for coming in, tho.

Always A Good Day To Roast Cervelo--And It's Not Even Hambini This Time

How The Fuck Is Matt Gaetz Accused Of Sex With An Underage GIRL?

I don't believe it.  Gaetz just doesn't seem like the sort of guy to be abusing underage girls.  If you told me he was abusing the smooth, oiled twink cabana boy, or the kid who fucks Jerry Falwell while another guy fucks Jerry Falwell's wife, or a young Cuban teenage boy, I'd believe that in a fucking second.