Elron Musk Is The Reason Mike Taibbi And Raf Yglesias Can Find The Will To Live

It can always be worse.

Even for Mike Taibbi.

Even for Raf Yglesias.

Your Matts might be creepy and stupid vile bald cunts, but they are not Elron Musk.

So you can live on for another day.

Steve Albini Was Right About Smashing Pumpkins, Liz Phair And Urge Overkill

Bill Wyman was so very wrong.

And anyone who thinks the Pumpkins stuff holds up is dumber than Elron Musk. 

And if you're Ryan Broderick, you don't know what misogyny is.

Brilliant.

AOC Had At Least One Good Person Working On Her Campaign: Justine Medina

Most of AOC's people seem to be as awful as she is, but Justine Medina sounds pretty cool.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

But anything that so clearly scares the shit out of the vile reactionary shitheads at the New York Post--the comments are so fucking entertaining!--cannot be bad thing.

Cynisca Cycling Is Utterly Vicious With That Vile TERF Idiot Inga Thompson

And decency.

Ouch.

I guess those folks don't have any time for TERFy scumbags like Thompson.

That poor dumb fuck was not shamed for speaking out.

Inga Thompson was shamed for being a grotesquely stupid and ignorant shabby bigot.

TERFs suck ass.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

It's Nice That The Bezos Post Tried To Defend Tucker Carlson's Girl Kaitlan Collins

Reactionary shitbags gotta stick together.

Without friends, Tucker Carlson never would have even gotten into college anywhere.

Without Tucker, Kaitlan Collins would be fellating white nationalists somewhere in Montana.

Without Jeff Bezos, Jeremy Barr would spend all his time whacking off to his LazyTown tapes.

The circle of bagger life.

Tough Day For The Baggers At The Free RePubic Cesspool

Teabagger existential crisis.

Sad.

Trump is history's greatest loser.

Thanks, Obama.

Mike Engleman Seems Really Dumb And Should Probably Keep His Mouth Shut

Nobody wants to sound like a TERF.

TERFs are more grotesque and vile than even libertarians.

If you think trans people are a problem, then you are the problem.

Mike Engleman sounds like an idiot.

Sad.

Thanks, Eddy.

Amy Chozik's Dad Never Even Talked To Mike Taibbi Before This Elizabeth Holmes Shitshow

Chozik pere had no idea who the fuck Mike Taibbi was.

He knows now.

Even though his Amy is not called Matt and is not that bald, he still feels like the biggest fucking asshole in the world today.

Now he knows what it's like to be Mike Taibbi.

Every 

Day.

Brittney Griner And Megan Rapinoe Are Good People

Riley Gaines, Inga Thompson, and Alison Sydor are rancid cunts.

Nothing more vile than a fukkin' TERF.

Bigots suck major ass.

Even more disgusting than libertarians.

This Elderly, Bankrupt, Limey TERF Cunt Allison Pearson Is Not Fucking Creepy At ALL!

The Telegraph is the TERFiest TERF fest ever!

This sad old bankrupt limey cunt Allison Pearson sure seems like a nice normal person and not anything like an unhinged panty-sniffing lunatic.

Not. At. All.

Pro tip: trans women aren't "cheating" anybody.

Wasn't Lee Fang Always A Dimwit Libertarian Boy In The Style Of Glenn Greenwald And Dave Weigel?

I'm not sure he's changed so much as just gotten to be much more of stupid asshole as he's aged.

Like Greenwald and Weigel.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Libertarian boys are dumber than baggers.

Our Elite Media-Political Establishment Just Might Be Dumber Than Dogshit: Jonathan Chait Edition

Conservatism truly is a mental defect.

But Chait is just fucking gross.

A vile piece of human filth.

Nothing more disgusting than a TERF.

Remember When Alito Leaked That Dumb Abortion Thing?

He's hopin' you forgotted.

Don't be forgettin'.

Sam Alito is a disgusting greasy motherfucker.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Nobody likes guineas.

Riley Gaines Is A Horrible Bitch, And Ingrid 'Horse Face' Jacques Is Too!

Both of them are vile cunts.

There's nothing worse than a TERF.

Baggers are dumber than dogshit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Horse Face Ingrid Jacques Just Might Be Dumber Than Rick Newman

Handsome woman.

For Mr. Ed.

And holy christ is she dumb.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

More Fun Stuff About The Beths--This Time From Brown University (The Wesleyan Of Providence) Of All Places

Nice harmless Kiwis who make wicked good pop music in the 21st century.

Also, how the fuck did Brown University manage to lose its radio station.

Christ, elite universities are mostly run by reactionary idiots.

No Empty-Headed Stenographer In America Wields A Piss Bucket With As Much Flair As Rick Newman

That little reactionary creep knows what he loves, and he loves rancid, boiling piss.

Rick Newman is so dumb because he has to be as dumb as he is to do his job properly.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Sure Sounds Like Payton McNabb Is Too Frail And Weak-Minded To Play Organized Sports

Jeez, what a whiny little snowflake.

I think you gotta be more of a baller to play ball.

One thing's for sure, McNabb will never be invited to spend any quality time on the National Review's yacht, the William F. Buckley.

'Senate Report' LOL--Roger Marshall Would Like To Remind You He Is Surely Dumber Than Ron Johnson

Pro Tip: this is not a Senate Report.

It is some bagger lunatic signal boosted by that retard Roger Marshall, senator from Kansas.

Not the same thing.

But National Review would like an illustrated Senate Report on spending time with William F Buckley and a boatload of naked young conservative college boys, please.

Gym Jordan will buy 100 copies, so there's that.

Under his eye.

Megyn Kelly Was Certainly The Most Trans Man Vibey Of The Fox "News" Blondes

Also, Megyn Kelly is a vile reactionary cunt.

That black Santa fucking bitch is a hateful bigot and slimy racist, and always was.

But of all the Fox "News" whores, Kelly was the one who most looked like a trans man.

Which would be fine for anyone other than Megyn Kelly.

Conservatism is?

A mental defect.

And baggers are dumber than dogshit.