Showing posts with label cycling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cycling. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 9, 2023

Mike Engleman Seems Really Dumb And Should Probably Keep His Mouth Shut

Nobody wants to sound like a TERF.

TERFs are more grotesque and vile than even libertarians.

If you think trans people are a problem, then you are the problem.

Mike Engleman sounds like an idiot.

Sad.

Thanks, Eddy.

Tuesday, May 2, 2023

This Elderly, Bankrupt, Limey TERF Cunt Allison Pearson Is Not Fucking Creepy At ALL!

The Telegraph is the TERFiest TERF fest ever!

This sad old bankrupt limey cunt Allison Pearson sure seems like a nice normal person and not anything like an unhinged panty-sniffing lunatic.

Not. At. All.

Pro tip: trans women aren't "cheating" anybody.

Saturday, October 15, 2022

Sunday, September 25, 2022

Remco Evenepoel Showed Up And He Won

Vingegaard could learn something from this:

Rule #5.

But Evenepoel and the rest of the miserable fat Belgian bastards didn't have to be schooled.

Van Aert was there and his teammate won.

Evenepoel has had an amazing season all of the sudden.

Monday, September 12, 2022

Another 'Bike Expert' Who Doesn't Seem To Know That Much About Bikes

This asshole needs a Ukraine flag emoji and some anti-vax links to go along with this fucking inanity.  

Christ. 

Too bad Cannondale never quite got the details and the QC up to snuff on these aluminium road frames...

La Vuelta Pretty Much Got The Race They Wanted

Not what Jumbo Visma wanted, but the race was a proper show this year.

Lotsa good racing in 2022.

Lotsa COVID, too.

Monday, August 29, 2022

Lotsa Folks Sick At The Vuelta, Kuss, Serry, Poels

Ruh-roh.

This is not a great situation for the riders or the race.

And is a bad look for the lack of COVID mitigation out there in the wild.

Sad.

Thanks, Lance.

Friday, August 19, 2022

Chris Horner Is Annoying, Atmo

He has one thing to say, which should take about 30 seconds max, and repeats it over and over until he makes sure the video is long enough to be monetized.

Shut

The 

Fuck 

Up 

You 

Vapid 

Bald 

Cunt.

Jesus frakking christy.

Thanks, Lance.

Thursday, August 18, 2022

Jonas Vingegaard Needs To Get Back On His Race Bike, Atmo

I get it.

But now's the time for Jonas Vingegaard to harden the fuck up and start racing again.  He doesn't need to win everything, but racing will give him the structure he needs to through this period.

He's a bike racer and a damn good one, so race your fuckin' bike, atmo.

Rule #5.

Nairo Quintana: Don't Call It A Comeback!

Well, that was quick.

Quintana is not gonna be the next Geraint Thomas, I guess.

That's racing.

Wednesday, August 17, 2022

Somebody Tell Chris Froome That Dr. Jimmy Dore Said COVID Is Milder Than A Cold

TRUST THE SCIENCE!!!

Of unhinged reactionary libertarian cocksuckers like the Great Barrington Group and risible dipshits like Jimmy Dore and Max Blumenthal.

TRUST IT!

Or, ya know, don't be an asshole and ignore everything Dore and his ilk have to say on this shit.

Cheers!

Nairo Quintana, Whoopsie!

Banned drug, but not a PED.

Whoopsie.

Now his comeback looks tainted.

Nobody ever cops to taking shit, so we have to assume he did.

Sad.

Thanks, Tadej.