Your Dentist Is Really Loud

MMMM...Froot

Meatball Ron Is A Political Genius Of Positively Trumpian Proportions!

Meatball Ron and his pudding fingers: very stable genius.

Only the best people for Meatball Ron.

Everyone is saying it: Meatball Ron can pick 'em.

I hope Trump has enjoyed destroying the GOP.

I know I've enjoyed watching it.

Under his eye.

No Cop Has Ever Been Poisoned By Fentanyl--All Cops Are Liars, Too

Cops are bastards, lying bastards.

The fentanyl horseshit was made up to scare the dumbest white people in the visible universe.

Fuck the police.

ACAB.

The 1312 Project.

Texas Is Never Gonna Let You Forget How Hard It Sucks AND Blows

Bagger states are not fit for human habitation.

Anyone and everyone who has the means MUST leave Texas.

Leave the baggers to drown in their own filth while the sane and decent people live their lives in a state where Republicans have no power.

Inshallah.

1992 High R

Dianne Feinstein Is No More Senile And Demented Than Brandon, Trump, Or Pelosi

And fucking DiFi has no idea where the fuck she is!

But Rapey Uncle Joe and Trump and Pelosi are the same way.

Demented old fools who should be sitting in squalid day room somewhere overfilling their dollar store adult diapers.

Feinstein should have resigned 30 fucking years ago.

Free Mumia

Rudy Giuliani Is The Twin Brother Trump Never Had

A great American making America greater again.

Rudy Giuliani is the sort of very stable genius we need now.

Inshallah.

Elron Musk Is The Reason Mike Taibbi And Raf Yglesias Can Find The Will To Live

It can always be worse.

Even for Mike Taibbi.

Even for Raf Yglesias.

Your Matts might be creepy and stupid vile bald cunts, but they are not Elron Musk.

So you can live on for another day.

Let's Hope That Dominion Did Indeed Get Tucker Carlson Shitcanned Because They Could

Nicely played.

Tucker Carlson never made a friend in his life.

Clearly, everyone who ever met him despised him, even the CIA.

Heh, indeedy.

Their Will Bee

Surgery Was Long Gone In 2012--It Ain't 2012 No More

You're old.

Surgery was a good band tho.

This is a great piece.

I remember when people wrote about shit instead of twitting about shit.

Sad.

Thanks, Jack.

Steve Albini Was Right About Smashing Pumpkins, Liz Phair And Urge Overkill

Bill Wyman was so very wrong.

And anyone who thinks the Pumpkins stuff holds up is dumber than Elron Musk. 

And if you're Ryan Broderick, you don't know what misogyny is.

Brilliant.

Very Sad To See The Free RePubic Baggers Fighting Over Closet-Case Muppet Baby Mark Levin

The Grate One.

Free RePubic baggers sure like to complain about other baggers.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump!

Baggy Bagger James Comer Might Not Be The Sharpest Bulb In The Picnic Basket

Probably should be Trump's VP, tho.

Not many galaxy brain super geniuses like this in the GOP.

Wait, what...

Verify Butt

AOC Had At Least One Good Person Working On Her Campaign: Justine Medina

Most of AOC's people seem to be as awful as she is, but Justine Medina sounds pretty cool.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

But anything that so clearly scares the shit out of the vile reactionary shitheads at the New York Post--the comments are so fucking entertaining!--cannot be bad thing.

Cynisca Cycling Is Utterly Vicious With That Vile TERF Idiot Inga Thompson

And decency.

Ouch.

I guess those folks don't have any time for TERFy scumbags like Thompson.

That poor dumb fuck was not shamed for speaking out.

Inga Thompson was shamed for being a grotesquely stupid and ignorant shabby bigot.

TERFs suck ass.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Johnny Marr's Work With The The Is Easily The Second Best Thing He's Ever Done

TWIV: Jimmy Dore Is Dumber Than Elron Musk Fer Sure

If You Think Trans Kids Are A Problem, They You're The Problem

Conservatism and bigotry are both mental defects.

Reactionary idiots cannot be trusted in any decent society.

We must cherish kids, cherish trans kids, and all the kids while we exterminate the foul disease of conservatism from our lives.

Baggers are dumber than dogshit.

Fuck TERFs, racists, nazis, guntards, bigots, libertarians, Republicans, MAGA CHUDS, christians, fundamentalists, proud boys, and every other sort of reactionary scum.

Inshallah.

Sweden Is Still Fucked With COVID Because Conservatism Is A Mental Defect

Sweden did the dumb shit that Jimmy Dore and RFK Jr. and the Brownstone Institute and the Koch Brothers and every other reactionary idiot wanted.

And they're fucked.

Baggers are dumber than dogshit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Texas Is A Bagger Shithole Every Bit As Rancid And Disgusting And Stupid As Florida

Conservatism is incompatible with a civilized society.

If you think trans kids are a problem, you're the problem.

Baggers are dumber than doghit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Hoo Man Lives

JFC, Don't, Just Don't, No, Never

It's Nice That The Bezos Post Tried To Defend Tucker Carlson's Girl Kaitlan Collins

Reactionary shitbags gotta stick together.

Without friends, Tucker Carlson never would have even gotten into college anywhere.

Without Tucker, Kaitlan Collins would be fellating white nationalists somewhere in Montana.

Without Jeff Bezos, Jeremy Barr would spend all his time whacking off to his LazyTown tapes.

The circle of bagger life.

Phillipa York Is Good People

Moar from folks like York, much, much less from shabby bigots like Inga Thompson and Riley Gaines.

If you think trans athletes are a problem, you're the problem.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Too Bad The Assholes Who Own The Stewart Hotel Didn't Have The Common Sense And Common Decency To Leave This Old Man Alone

Especially after getting millions of dollars dumped on the every month by the city.

But Chairman Mao knew what to do with landlords.

Time to bring back that classic wisdom and goodness.

Wave Ryderz