Have It

AOC Castrates Kevin McCarthy And We Are All Better For It

Holy fuckballs.  That was gloriously brutal.  But necessary.  McCarthy is a fucking teabagging asshole and a cancer on our society.  AOC should do much more of this.  Take it hard to these racist right-wing reactionary creeps like McCarthy.  If the next election goes big enough for Bernie, McCarthy might lose his seat if the Dems keep up the pressure on him.

Make Nazis Afraid Again

Neo-Vintage Nazi Punching From The Dropkick Murphys

Kicking the shit outa a Nazi motherfucker is always a grand time.  Make Nazis afraid again.

Daze Like Those

Racist GOP Shitbags Thornberry And Collins Are So Fucking Sick Of All The Winning

Mac Thornberry, GOP piece of shit from Texas, and New York's latest criminal Republican scumbag Chris Collins are both sick of so much winning, so they quit.  You really love to see it.  GTFO, assholes.

Killer Mike, Michael Brooks, Mike Recine For Bernie

BERNIE IS IN TROUBLE!!! POLITICO'S HOLLY OTTER BEAN SEZ SO!!!

Oh, noes!  Apparently right-wing neoliberal establishment Dems are not supporters, so HE'S IN TROUBLE!  If you think Holly Otterbein should know better, well, you'd be wrong.  The Otter Bean knows how to hold that piss bucket and guzzle with a smile on her face.  Piss, bucket, gurgle, smile are also the reason why libertarian boy Dave Weigel would retweet this shit.

The reality is this: the GOP looks like they are going to be the reason why Biden drops out.  After that happens, well, there's a huge scramble on the right to try and prop up one of the losers, but that's not going to work, leaving Bernie and Warren.  At that point, the right-wing neolberal Dem establishment will be crushed as Warren's campaign gets subsumed into Bernie's movement, and Warren comes to understand that if she gets on board with Bernie's campaign strategy and enthusiastically supports Bernie, probably being tapped as his VP, she will become the president after Bernie.

Rudy, On The Other Hand, Can Sure As Shit Fail, Spectacularly

Yard Dogs

LA's Lost Public Transport Legacy

Pretty fucking cool.  Automobiles really have been as bad for society and humanity as bowel movement conservatism, the GOP, and cancer of the glans.

Jim Hoft Will Always Be The Dumbest Man On The Internets

So much trouble in this world, so many unanswered questions, but Jim Hoft will always be the biggest fucking idiot on the interweb tubes, so there is something you can count on!

'Ulysses' On Trial

Worth a read.  Censorship versus art is always a pretty funny topic once the art wins.  Art always wins.  Censors are conservative idiots, now and forever, amen.

Candice Aiston, Canceled

Fuuccckkkk.  That was beyond fisking.  Nice.  She deserves way worse.  Canceled!

Update: Dude, never delete tweets that brutalize scum like Candice Aiston.  Take the Twitter punishment, but stand up for righteousness.  Kee-ryste.

Triggered Bagger Froth Leaking All Over The Fucking Place

The baggatron cocksuckers at Free Re-Pubic, radio talk losers like Mark Levin, Fox "News" are all blowing up over this impeachment funfetti.  After Trump begged for his life to Pelosi on Monday evening last week, I think the game was over for the baggy fucktards.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

World's Dumbest Angry Foreclosure Lawyer Imani Gandy Supports Julian Castro

Of course. Of course she does.  Jeezus frakking christ, conservative, neoliberal Dems are fucking scum.  Imani Gandy and that particular sort of mental-defective shitbird are everything wrong with our society.  I'm sure all those assholes are still with her, too.

Old Pixie Girlfriends

The Rude Pundit Almost Sees The Truth About The Neoliberal Warren Stans

Lee Papa almost gets it, atmo.  He nearly, pretty close, figures out what is going on the with all the conservative, neoliberal establishment, Hillbot support of Elizabeth Warren right now.  Almost learns the lesson, but not quite.  Too bad.

Sally Doyle Is Also A C-...Corn Cob

Sady Doyle is a vile shithead, but she's no Liz Cheney.  Doyle is a dumbfuck and corn cob, tho.  She gets slapped around, rhetorically, in this thread, and it is gratifying to see.  Still With Her morons have all started sniffing Warren's farts wicked hard now.  Their neoliberal dipshit, and possibly ageist and anti-Semitic, hatred of Bernie is quite disgusting.

Impeachment Has Also Broken The QAnon Loons

These fucking grotesque QAnon clowns are also broken by this impeachment stuff.  They have spent so long piling up this mountain of horseshit on which they all depend that they can no longer process any information at all.  Not that it isn't fucking sublime.  They've lost any last shred of humanity and are rooting around with their faces pressed in the shit like dumb animals now--Giuliani has witnesses! He's a hero!  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Liz Cheney Is A Cunt

Cunt.  What a vile harpy.  Possibly worse than her father and the rest.  Fuck them all in their eye holes.

Javelina Jones

Bagger Froth Is Boiling Over Everywhere!

The teabagging lunatics are drowning in their own rancid froth.  Impeachment is too much for their dollar-store-toilet-brush brains to process.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Jon E. Kab

Rashida Tlaib Would Make A Much Better Speaker Than Nancy Pelosi

Good for her. The shirts are a great idea.  You know this because a sniveling idiot like Brian Dickerson doesn't like it.  Tlaib should be the Speaker.  Or Ilhan Omar.  Or AOC.

More Decent People Shitting All Over Choate's Least Favorite Pony-Fucker James Surowiecki

Briahna Joy Gray leading the charge.  It's good to see.  Neoliberal shitheads like Surowiecki deserve all the abuse they get.  Little Jimmy's working hard to be as big a black mark against Choate as Ivanka Trump and Paul Giamatti are.

Ryan Grim Has A Grand Time Fisking Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi is garbage.  Ryan Grim does a beautiful job fisking Nancy Pelosi over her grotesque failures on impeachment and the surrounding Dem politics.  The only upside to this whole fiasco is the lesson learned by some of the younger congresscritters about leadership and exercise of power.  If they're good, those younger reps won't be such shit when they take over.  Maybe.

Sheldon Adelson Is Scared Shitless Of Bernie Sanders

This editorial is photo-realistic picture of what it is like to live in Sheldon Adelson's pissbucket.  Apparently billionaires are not happy about being outlawed by Bernie's wealth tax.  Their fear will very likely propel Bernie right into the White House after Biden drops out over this Ukraine shit.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Hi Tic

Historian Brad Simpson Explains What Is Not A Transcipt In The White House

Brad Simpson has a nice little primer on the not-at-all-a-transcipt typical readout of an American diplomatic phone call.  Fat, lazy, and sloppy reporters might get all pissy if you point out that they are fucking idiots for not understanding this bullshit, but now you can know more than Dave Weigel about this, too. 

Excellent Neo-Vintage Essay Defending Rent Control

Jake Blumgart in Pacific Standard.  It's time more lefties start pointing out that in a society as wealthy as ours, housing is a human right, and rent control is a great way to make sure that affordable housing doesn't disappear in a given community. 

The Baggatron Cocksuckers At Free Re-Pubic Are Not At All Happy With Mittens

Their panties are officially bunched.  The poor babies can't deal with their Mormon boy Mitt.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Nancy Pelosi Is The Worst Dem Leader In American History

Just completely useless.  It's not even that she's grossly stupid or haplessly incompetent.  She's just a vile, right-wing, neoliberal, corporate Democrat who has no regard for anyone except herself and her peers.  Undoubtedly Pelosi will take a potential history-making Dem win over Trump and the GOP and squander it while we all watch.  Fuck her.  Bernie should be running as much against Pelosi as against Trump.  I guess he is, really.

Underemployed Welfare Academician, Shitty Racist Idiot Lawyer, And Fat Lazy Reporter All Agree Bernie Sucks!

Scott Lemieux was so good at his job being a fucking ass clown that he got fired from a shitty, non-competitive private college even though he had tenure!  Armando Big Cuck Democrat Llorens is a screechy of counsel (part-time) lawyer who got fired from a website for being a racist lunatic. Libertarian boy and Ignatius Reilly cosplayer Dave Weigel is a noted Jeff Bezos pissboy and lazy and sloppy piece of shit.  But they all agree that Warren is soooo cool and Bernie SUCKS!  Take that lefties! 

Bernie Sanders Cucks GM Over Health Care For Strking Workers

Another win for Bernie! And another win for American labor!  The day after a Bernie visit with the strikers, GM decides to surrender and continue to cover the health insurance for all of them.  This is a pretty big fucking deal, and I'm sure it will get almost no coverage. 

James Surowiecki Is As Embarrassing To Choate As Choate Teachers Giving Choate Students Herpes

Surowiecki is not much of an embarrassment to North Carolina at this point.  North Carolina is a fucking racist shithole.  But Surowiecki, who spent his high school years at Choate watching Entertainment Tonight religiously every night at his mom's house, doesn't have a fucking clue how student debt works, probably because he's a preening neoliberal dipshit who went to Choate.  Atrios mercilessly drags Surowiecki for going from Choate to UNC, too!  Fucking hilarious.  It's nice to see some other people mercilessly fisking that greasy little cocksucker Surowiecki, especially over his Choate connection.  He gets brutally ratioed and generally kicked over and over and over in that thread.  Surowiecki is an asshole, and I'm sure he's still with her.

Late 80s PiL Was A Rawk Monster

Krystal Ball Gets It On Warren, Atmo

I still think right now any of the Dems beat Trump, with Biden having the most trouble and the greatest chance to blow it, especially among the top three--incumbency has huge advantages, but as of today, Trump is squandering all them in the most hilariously insane ways--but Ball is correct in saying that Warren has not been and most likely will not be that great appealing centrist activist class warrior type president that we need right now.  (Ball gets in a great slam of Rachael Maddow, too.  Heh, indeedy.)  Hillary lost because she was monumentally unpopular and a shitty campaigner.  Warren is a much better pol than Hillary, but Ball is right in pointing out that Warren has not been able to or willing to build a (winning) coalition the way Bernie has.  Bernie would have won easily in 2016 because of his broad base of support and will have an even easier time in 2020 because his movement has broadened and deepened.  And Warren is a squish.  She'll abandon Medicare for All, she will never mention labor or the working class, and she will do nothing meaningful to create a more just and equatable society.  She'll be another Obama, a somewhat appealing neoliberal technocrat, appealing mostly because she will drive teabaggers fucking insane every single day simply because she exists, pursuing hegemony with bloodthirsty abandon.

And if Warren gets the nod and then somehow loses to Trump, well, she'll be hounded to the ends of the earth and never know another moment's rest or peace.

Elizabeth Warren Is Setting Herself Up To Fail

Warren = Obama?  If Warren gets the nomination and wins, will she be the next yuge failure for the Dems?  It sure looks that way, and Sanders would be so much less of a disappointment, even as failed the left again and again.  The difference between a right-winger in her bones like Warren and a boring centrist like Bernie really does matter now.

Libertarian Boy Dave Weigel Is Annoyed That Normal People Point Out To Political Reporters That Readouts Are Not Transcripts

Jesus christ.  That fat fuck Weigel is peeved that civilians are dunking on professional American political reporters who don't understand the difference between a transcript (or recording) of Trump's phone call and a memorandum, also referred to as a readout, regarding that phone call.  Isn't that lovely.  Why the fuck should anyone trust the reporting of a reporter that careless and ignorant?  But hey, somebody's gotta hold that pissbucket for Jeff Bezos.  Carry on, Dave.

Nobody Tell Tim Pool That Trump Called Nancy Pelosi And Begged For His Life Like A Little Bitch

At least Pelosi had the good sense to tell him to fuck off.  Trump is a lardy moist orange manbaby.  Nobody tell that tiny bald cunt Tim "4D Chess" Pool.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Teabaggers Are Wicked Triggered Over This Impeachment Shit--And Tim Pool Might Be The Most Hilariously Dumb Baggy Shithead Out There

Tim Pool: still a tiny bald cunt.  The baggy incel side has lost their minds over this impeachment show.  They simply can't process it, but sure Tim, Trump is playing 99D chess.  Yes, exactly.  He's a galaxy brain genius.  You're right, Tim.  Brilliant.

4D chess is the reason Trump called Nancy Pelosi yesterday and begged for his political life like a weak little beta cuck.   Good job, Tim.

This Song Holds Up--And Is Annoying As Hell At This Point

Máire Fahey contains multitudes.

The Mooch Is Having A Very Good Day

I'm not sure a happy Guinea is such a good thing, but the Mooch is living his best greaseball life right now.  Wonder if he got rid of the stench of Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsome Scaramucci Trump yet.

Warren Gets Neoliberal Establishment Support For A Reason: The Same Reason Working Families Endorsed Her

This is not an error.  Warren is an establishment favorite.  She was rock-ribbed conservative, racist, reactionary Republican until Bill Clinton delivered the Democratic Party fully to the right-wing.  The Working Families Party executives endorsed her for the same reason, even though the members and activists of their party picked Bernie just as they did in 2016.

Warren is a creature of the right-wing establishment which controls the GOP and the Dems and the media and everything else.  She's not Bernie.  She's pretending to be the most strident example of a late convert to Bernie's center-left platform, but it's a lie.  Warren is no Bernie.  Elizabeth Warren practices the same petty corruption like most other pols, as we can see with the WFP shit show.

Warren will be very surprised when her neoliberal backers turn on her should Sanders lose.  Very surprised.

If Warren gets the nomination and somehow manages to lose to Trump, she's going to have to move to Mars in order to get away from the hatred, hatred she will richly deserve.

The Free Re-Pubic Baggatron Cocksuckers Are Not Happy About This Impeachment Stuff

There's a shitload of all-caps ranting and threats of violence and civil war, but all that mewling certainly sounds weak, pathetic, terrified, and more than a bit hilarious.  Those baggy fucks live in a creepy fantasy world where the moist lardy orange manbaby Trump is some alpha-male superhero, and it is the sworn duty of the Democratic Party to destroy that fantasy world.  Heh, indeedy.  Thanks, Trump!

Sam Seder On Krystal Ball's Show

Impeachment Of Trump Was Always A Huge Political Winner For The Dems

Impeach the motherfucker!

But Pelosi's job was to let the enthusiasm take care of itself while she began the by-the-book impeachment procedures in the House.  She didn't need to be a braggart or a bitch about it, but she should have seen the political advantage for her party.

She probably did--she most certainly did.  But Nancy Pelosi was never interested in the fortunes of the Democratic Party first and foremost.  Pelosi is not a leader.  She's not a bad leader, an incompetent leader.  She's an anti-leader.  She cares only about her own power and wealth.  And now she's being forced.

Good.

The Black Fish

Fred And Barney And John Travolta And Fred Durst

Idk, this movie looks titanically bad.  John Travolta is hardly ever good, and Fred Durst is not even a Quentin Tarantino.

That Bleating Fool Armando Big Cuck Democrat Llorens Is A Supporter Of Kamala Harris Is A Cop

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The Right-Wing Lies About Single-Payer Health Care, Like This Rick Newman Reactionary Horseshit, Will Never Stop

Lying right-wing scum like Rick Newman will never stop lying about Single-Payer/Medicare for All until we have a functioning system in place, at which time 99% of Americans will tell shitbirds like Rick Newman to go fuck themselves. 

Pro tip: everyone should tell Rick Newman to fuck off today, tomorrow, and every day.

Dan Crenshaw Could Not Be A More Grotesque Fatuous Creep

That little pussy rich kid Crenshaw gives clowns a bad name.  And the the dummies on SNL enabled him by apologizing for a perfectly anodyne joke about a disgusting violent war-mongering petty fascist.  Jesus.

Kween Fitty

Bernie Sanders Is A Common-Sense Centrist, And Even Mrs. Ezra Klein Will Tell You

And he's winning because he's a mainstream centrist with obvious, common-sense solutions to basic problems.  Bernie Sanders is no leftist.  Only in the US with it's two arch-conservative major parties can Sanders be seen as a creature of any left; he's not left at all, but he looks it to some.  Annie Lowrey herself is a creature of the right, an over-privileged yet generally clueless establishment striver and careerist, and consummate suck-up, along with her husband and his ilk.  Real leftists understand Sanders and also know that they need to continue their work beyond what Sanders and his people are doing.  The left must win eventually, or there will be no freedom left anywhere, but that's been true for more than a century.  Sanders is doing his work in the center, and the left will continue to build a better society.

High Praise For 'Clans Of The Alphane Moon'

Apparently Dick thought the book unreadable dreck, but when you get to produce pulpy sci-fi books, you produce pulpy sci-fi books like Clans of the Alphane Moon.  Lord Running Clam would have probably been quite pleased with ridiculous and offensive.  Indeed.  Pay me.

Glastonbury 2013 Set From PiL (Including Lu Edmonds)

Racist Right-Wing Shitheads Like John W. York Hate Democracy And Love The Electoral College

Because without the EC, black and brown votes will actually matter!  Note that the National Interest reprints horseshit from the Daily Signal, a propaganda site run by the Heritage Foundation.)  Since John W. York works at the Heritage Foundation, he is probably too bugfuck ignorant to know that purposes of the Electoral College were to entice slave states to support the US Constitution as well as to solidify the oligarchical power structure in the new nation, but the racist revanchist reactionary scum all love the EC because it is the only hope the GOP has of electing anyone as POTUS.  Decent, sane, and intelligent Americans despise the electoral college because it voids the vote of the vast majority of the citizenry.  Once the EC is demolished, it will be one person, one vote, just as jesus intended.

Note that Robert Farley, one of the welfare academia clowns at Lawyer, Guns & Money also writes for the National Interest.  But, but LG&M are favs of the cool kids in the Democratic Party and the National Interest is vile right-wing revanchist and militaristic hellsite!?

Exactly.

Nate's Liver Drags Nate Silver To Hell And Leaves Him There

Though referring to Nate Silver as a comedian is harshly dunking on sad, shitty comedians.  Silver is more like a screeching syphilitic hobo than a working comedian.  Regardless, Nate Silver should be forced identify himself as a Nate's Liver parody account.

Rich White People Are Worse Than Rectal Cancer

The status quo always seems to be their only aspiration, those comfortable white people.  Odd.  I guess Obama is their god.  He didn't stand for anything either, and that worked out very well for everyone who wasn't a rich white dude.  And Pelosi's doing the same thing right now.  Genius.  Dylan Matthews is retweeted by Dave Weigel, your libertarian boy, for a reason. 

Vintage Very 80s TV PiL With Bonus Lu Edmonds Content

Seattle Proud Boy Cuck Zac Staggs Gets His Ass Kicked By High School Kids

Brilliant!  Some Proud Boy chickenshit gets his ass kicked by high school kids, and that is the best news of the week.  Moar!

Twits Do Climate Strke

Typically.  Sure, there are the usual bleating right-wing fucktards, like that CunegoFan asswipe, but worse are the oodles of the sort of soft-headed majority doofs who don't really understand the subject beyond the shallowest anodyne babble despite being the wealthiest white cohort to ever soil the planet.

Even The Australians Notice Trump Is A Demented Idiot

If the fucking Bogans can see how illiterate and incoherent you are, it's time to forget about putting another chimp on the barbie, mate.  Australians are basically Micks after a few years of constant blows to the head, so they are not usually hip to fatuous gibberish.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Wankers Contemplate The Who

Only one rule in this world: you can never escape the twits.  Although these dudes are not nearly as hateful or disgusting as the truest upper-class twits in our society.

White Bath

If Stephen Miller Knocks Up Katie Waldman, We Need To Nuke The Planet From Orbit

It's the only way to be sure.  Imagine the stench.  Jesus.  Nobody should have to contemplate that grotesque Nazi prick copulating with some reactionary slut.  Nuke the entire site from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.

The World Is Chock Full Of Sick Sad Assholes

Like this.  Even if it's a bot, there's still way too many fucking idiots just like this out there.  Jesus is a myth, a fairy tale, a dumb story about an odd little man with some undiagnosed mental problems.  But the people dumb enough to believe it are a billion times fucking worse.

Shitting On Dimwit Asshole Jen Kirkman Is Always Fun

Jen Kirkman is a nasty piece of shit, but at least she's not at all funny AND dumb as a post.  That's a winning formula!

Yankees Getting It Done This Year

Crushed the hated Sox, and that is what is most important.

Bill de Blasio Is Sick Of All The Winning

Sick motherfucker.  Nobody's gonna miss Bill de Blasio in this race at this point.  Time for everyone not Bernie to get out, pretty much.

It's Always 1977 Somewhere

Bernie Sanders Is Winning On Health Care

So, in 2008, a Public Option healthcare plan was fucking commie shit according to the neolib scum in the Democratic Party establishment, but now that Bernie has taken his yuge media exposure after 2016 and used that platform to spend the last four years pounding away in earnest at one of the goals of his four decade political career, true universal single-payer health care, well, those very same right-wing neoliberal shitbird Democrats, well, they fucking love the Public Option as a sensible compromise.  Nicely done, Bernie.  Keep fucking those vile corporate conservatives every day.  And deliver health care to the country while you dismantle the health insurance industry.

Baggatron Cocksuckers Like The Free Re-Pubic Assholes Are So Dumb

Jesus, they're just stupid.  DON'T MOCK GOD OR SOMETHING WILL SURE BE BAD OR SOMETHING!  It's a sick, sad world out there, and conservative god-botherers are dumber than dog shit, now and forever, amen.

Anand Giridharadas Is So Thirsty He Praises Joy Reid

Weak dude. Hella weak.  I get that Giridharadas likes money and being on the tee vee, but jesus, have some fucking pride, man.  Joy Reid?  Christ.  He didn't even ask her about her hacked homophobic emails and blog posts and shit.  Those goddamned Russians are insidious. 

Laurence Tribe Also Gets Something Right--It's Opposite Day!

The politics of the impeachment process were/are advantageous for the Dems.  Knowing that Trump would not be removed by the Senate under normal circumstances should not have stopped the Dems from formalizing and working on impeachment proceedings against him.  (And now Kavnaugh.)  Certainly Pelosi and the rest of the right-wing establishment in politics and media were not in favor of impeachment against a Republican--only against Democrats--but the Democratic voters are all for it.  Plus, the politics are amazing because effective hearings could destroy Trump politically and personally, leaving him crushed so badly that he would in fact be removed by the Senate or forced to resign like Nixon.  Pelosi is a cancer on the Dems, interested only in her own power, caring nothing about the country or even the political fortunes of her own party--and she's an absolute hard-right neoliberal Democrat and wrong about everything all the time. 

Kamala Harris Is A Cop Gearing Up For A Humiliating Loss In Iowa

Bye, Felicia.  Harris is about to find out that the only people who like cops are also bastards. 

Vile Scumbag Bibi Netanyahu Is So Fucking Sick Of All The Winning

You just love to see it.  Netanyahu is sick of so much winning.  And now Bibi is looking at prison time, so you really just do love to see it!

Dave Weigel Is Right About This Healthcare Thing!

Weigel gets it, atmo.  The healthcare industry will fight any and all changes that benefit people with the same strident evil they will use to fight Medicare for All.  If the plan is to make a voluntary buy-in to current Medicare for people 56-64, that will be opposed with all the force and all the money--and all the lies--exactly as any more comprehensive plan would be, including a plan that outlaws private insurance, covers everyone with no copays or deductibles, and calls for all health insurance industry executives to be ground into a mild sausage for a nationwide picnic.  Weigel is right on.  I hope Dave Sirota is monitoring Weigel's timeline. 

Next Part Between

Kurdt Calling

1 Sept. 1987 Had Some Great Fucking Music

Dead Milkmen, The Go-Betweens, Meat Puppets, The Mekons, Sonic Youth, X.  Holy shit, that was rock and roll.

2 Wigg Deal

I Keel U

Real Hear

This List Of Bass Intros Is Lame Garbage

These lists are always fucking trash, but anyone who claims The Beatles are their favorite band, well, they suck.  And this list is shit.  No Entwistle.  Stupid.  How about "The Real Me"?  Somehow he missed "Psycho Killer"?  And no Josephine Wiggs on "Cannonball"?  These are long-standing, well-known, mainstream songs.  Old guys suck.  Old white guys suck worse.

Galaxy Brain Armando Big Cuck Democrat Llorens, Certified Lawyer

Armando is a walking malpractice claim.  Be glad you never hired his shitty firm.  What's the big brain genius gonna do when Bernie wins Iowa and New Hampshire, and then Warren drops out?

American Hero General JC Christian, Patriot, Sums Up Warren

And the Warren stans didn't like it.  But Warren falls into Trump traps pretty easily and has described herself as a capitalist to her bones.  She is the lesser candidate at best.  And everyone should know that the establishment doesn't really want her anywhere.

Yahoo's Rick Newman Is A Reactionary Buffoon

Rick Newman is always a right-wing dipshit, but sometimes we need a reminder.  I'm glad Newman has his little platform to puke up all the dumbest rightwing bullshit.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Liquid Meet

How Ignorant And Illiterate Are The Baggatron Cocksuckers At Free Re-Pubic

This much.  As it turns out, creepy violent racist teabaggers are not much for reading books and shit.  Who knew.

The Working Families Party Fucked Themselves

Nice job, assholes.  The Working Families Party had been hella shady plenty of times before, especially with Cuomo in NY, but this high-profile fuck-up is gonna hurt.  They hustlers hustling, but taking the money today means that the real working people are gonna remember this shit.  Genius.  There's no way they should have made an endorsement this early if it wasn't gonna be Bernie, but the party bosses wanted to get paid today!  I wonder if Bernie holds a grudge.

Remember How Complicated And Convoluted Obamacare Was

So that it was easy for unctuous imbeciles like Donald Trump to fuck with it and make it even shittier?  Yeah, that was great.  Like most difficult, annoying things, the struggle to construct the ACA and get it implemented destroyed the political will to continue the fight, so when Obamacare was passed without needed provisions like a public option, there were never going to be any improvements.  Obamacare, as awful as it was, was it.  Now we're fucked.

Girls Girls Girl Friends

Did The Rude Pundit Lose His Edge--Or Did He Never Truly Have One

This is some Chris Cillizza-level inanity from Lee Papa regarding the last Dem debate.  Papa starts on a dumb-dumb's path with the utter horseshit of the "I like Bernie but" construction.  No.  Anyone who says this is either a liar or complete fucking assclown.  Either way.  This sort of punditry is always personal opinion, but Bernie was anything but small in that debate.  True, he got shut out after he slaughtered Biden on health care, but that's not his fault.  His voice was shot from campaigning every fucking day, but SANDERS IS CAMPAIGNING EVERY FUCKING DAY while Biden sits at home filling is diaper and babbling racist gibberish.  Sanders is the current front-runner in the early states and overall, and if Lee Papa wants to pretend otherwise, I'm sure he'll be besties with Cillizza and Josh Marshall forever and ever.

Papa then goes on to minimize Joe Biden's obscene senile racist ranting and utter cluelessness during the entire thing.  He compares Sanders to Biden in an effort to undermine Sanders, but Bernie is not old the way Biden is.  Also, besides being an unhinged senile old racist, Biden will never, ever be the nominee because he will never make it to the convention.  Lee Papa probably should realize this.

His defence of Warren is pretty anodyne right-wing centrist establishment horseshit.  Warren is not the calm Bernie.  She is the weak and less-believable Bernie.  Warren isn't winning anywhere, and when Bernie wins Iowa and New Hampshire, Warren is done.  Warren was also a Republican until Bill Clinton delivered the Democratic Party to the corporate conservatives once and for all.  It's odd that an iconoclast like the Rude Pundit is such an obedient little lap dog where Warren is concerned.

Kamala Harris is a fucking cop.  She's not gonna do shit to Trump.  Trump would crush her in 10 seconds.  Harris is worthless and weak.  If she was actually drunk during the debate, then that would be the only good thing about her.  Booty-gig, Yang, Klobuchar, and Booker are just sucking up space hoping to curry favor by delaying Bernie's rise to the undisputed lead in the race.  Beto was good on guns; he said it and now, eventually, not today, not soon, but eventually the guns will be taken from the crazed guntard lunatics. 

And perhaps Papa should have done a bit more research as it is pretty clear Castro was right.  But the Rude Pundit is not a friend of the harshness.

In the end, Lee Papa is weak sauce.  He had a nice run as a comedian a decade ago, but now he's just another much brain carrying a piss bucket.  Sad.  But piss boys surely get paid more than rude pundits do.

Type O Candy

Bob's On The Phone For You Ric

Ric Ocasek RIP

He was an old--older than Pete Townshend--and 34 when the first Cars album came out.  Punk cleared the way for "New Wave" whatever that was--and it was mostly a space created to be filled by people like Ric Ocasek who couldn't pull off punk music stylings but were still "new" compared to the same old interminably tedious album rock inanity of Pink Floyd and Led Zepplin and that wretched shit.  Hey, it was a living.

Another Quick And Easy Fisking Of The Electoral College

Republican idiots love the Electoral College right now because it is their only hope to win presidential elections.  The GOP has never cared about freedom or democracy so that is no shock.  But that doesn't change the fact the EC is an obscenely anti-democratic institution created to perpetuate slavery and protect the will of the wealthy minority.  Time for it fuck right off.  If it means the Republicans can never win the presidency again, that's just democracy in action.

Plastic Is As Plastic Does

Fun little carbon failure--and these guys are supposed to have the best mechanics and best equipment and all that shit.  Nothing like a plastic carbon failure to ruin your day.  What's in your garage?

Nancy Pelosi's Leadership Has Been The Shit Show Everyone Knew It Would Be

Pelosi is an arch-conservative, establishment politician with shitty political instincts and zero leadership ability.  Her only talent is being a sassy bitch at times, times when nothing important is on the line.  Otherwise, Pelosi is barely more sober John's Boehner. 

Conservatives Love Fake News

I Am Glad John Roberts Hates His Job So Much

I'm glad John Roberts is so bad at his job, too.  He's a vile, right-wing monster, pure evil, but he's also a fatuous stooge, stumbling helpless into the history books as a complete and utter failure.  That is a very good thing for everyone except John Roberts.  Fuck him.

Nobody Sucks Moose Cock Harder Than Tim Tebow

Tim Tebow sucks AND blows wicked hard.  That dumb white motherfucker needs to sit the fuck down and keep his idiot mouth shut.  Nobody gives a shit what a dipshit like Tebow says about anything.  That stupid asshole wasn't even smart enough for the NFL; he wanted to play quarterback when everyone told him he couldn't do it but that he could make it if he switched positions.  But no, white boy had to be dumber than box of rocks.  Fuck him.  Tebow is piece of shit.  Even fucking jesus hates him.

If All These Weird, Annoying Losers Are Autistic, Then No One Is

Jesus fucking christ, some people are just creepy losers.  If all these weirdos are autists, then there is no such thing autism or Assburgherers Syndrome or any of that.  Autism was supposed to be a debilitating condition that kept you from learning or talking or doing anything except screaming and shitting yourself because you had the IQ of a turnip.

Some people are just quiet.  Or loud.  Or weird.  And don't read social signals well.  And are shy or mean.  That doesn't mean they require a fucking diagnosis.  It means they're losers or loners or assholes or whatever.  But if you can live your life and read and learn and fake a reasonable approximation of human existence as well as the average motherfucker out there, then get the fuck over yourself.  You're not sick, you're not special, and you don't have any condition.  Maybe you just suck and nobody likes you.  Not everyone can be the football hero or Nobel prize winner or Homecoming Queen.  Jesus.

Billy's Waiting

Billy Bragg Deserves Better Than Dave Weigel

I understand Bragg is out there hustling, but Dave Weigel is def third-tier at best.  Billy Bragg deserves the best.  I hope Bragg is not a fan of Jeff Bezos or Reason magazine.

Sally Pipes Is A Liar And A Whore

Sally Pipes, like Fox "News" itself, is always wrong about everything.  She's a rock-ribbed reactionary health insurance industry shill and two-bit fucking whore.  Canada and the NHS that the Limeys have both produce better medical outcomes and longer life expectancies than in the USA.  (When talking about Canada, Pipes uses "data" from the Fraser Institute, an insane radical right-wing libertarian outfit, so none of that horseshit is worth anything, and we know that the NHS has suffered under Tory governments for 40+ years in an effort to destroy it, but the NHS still gets the job done better than the for-profit system in the USA.)  A single-payer Medicare For All program in the US would be expected to produce those superior results as well while providing care for everyone at a lower cost.  Sally Pipes might not understand this because he is a fucking moron, but most other folks do.

Cheat Code

Song Too

Local ABC Interview With AOC

Pretty anodyne.  She's just a boring centrist politician with solid middle of the road cred.  But holy fuckballs it is sublime to watch her obliterate baggy racist conservatives just by existing.

Political Song for Dems to Sing

Time To Go, Creepy Uncle Joe

Calling Biden is a shithead is way too kind, but it is time for that senile old bastard to pack it in and make Bernie the POTUS.

Michael Goodnough, The Horse Piss Lover, Is Scared Shitless Of Bernie Too

Excellent.  That greasy cocksucker works for oil companies and pharmaceutical companies and all the scum of the earth, so he can surely go fuck himself any time now.

Great pic I stole:

Dreaming Is Free

Joe Biden Is Too Fucking Old--But Bernie And Warren Are Not

Creepy uncle Joe is too fucking old to be doing any of this.  He's gross and broken and demented and creepy.  Bernie and Warren are old but they are not old like Biden.  Bernie especially, and Warren, are both vibrant and clear-headed and focused on their issues and their campaigns while Biden is a helpless old fool losing his teeth and ranting racist gibberish up on the stage.  Next he'll be pissing himself.  Biden, get the fuck out of the race you sick deranged fuck.

Brisco Cain: A Comically Tiny Texas Corn Cob

And beta cuck pussy.  From the looks of Cain, Beto would easily fuck him up real bad in about 10 seconds and leave Brisco's wife dripping for similar attention from the real man Beto.  I guess everybody in the world dropped a dime on Cain to the panty-wearing weirdos at the FBI.  Fun stuff.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Everyone Noticed That The Former Comic-Relief Sidekick Joe Biden Called Bernie The President

A former comic-relief sidekick like Biden recognized the bossman.  This is the first correct thing Biden said this campaign.  Nice.

Neolib Dems Don't Get More Wrong Than Proud Navy Veteran

Stupid motherfucker.  Mandated Single Payer is hugely popular with all Americans.  It's a winner.  Dickheads like this neolib cocksucker on Twitter don't understand any of it because they are nothing more than chunky turd made up of right-wing establishment talking points.  Anyone who says they're Anti-Trump or The Resistance can be dismissed immediately as a fatuous shithead.  Fuck them all.

New Phone Who

This really sounds like the 40th song recorded for an album that'll have at most 16 tracks.

Senile Joe Biden Did Worse Than Anyone Thought Last Night: Doug Schoen Said He Won! Biden Campaign Officially Over!

When Fox "News" bleating syphilitic pissboy Doug Schoen proclaims you the winner, you're fucked dude.  The nation watched Joe Biden get more rickety by the second last night and be abused by Sanders and Warren and Castro, but Doug Schoen's endorsement of Biden's performance represents an existential murder of the entire Biden candidacy.  It's over, Joe.  Doug Schoen is a fucking stooge.  You're done.

And The Vile Racist Right-Wing Terrorists At Free Re-Pubic Are Pretty Fucking Scared Today

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Bernie Triggers Vile Establishment Scum Like Clyde Haberman

Good.  Haberman and his cohort are pure evil, and they deserve to suffer greatly.  The Sanders revolution scares the fuck out of them.  As it should.

Meanwhile, the great experiment in American socialism will finally start to benefit people other than the 1%.  Boo fucking hoo.

Eat shit, Clyde.

Chris Cillizza, Marshmallow Sharp As Usual

But Cillizza sure is no more than 30 years behind the times.  If it's not tedious conventional wisdom idiocy, it's not Chris Cillizza.  It will take at least 20 more years for Cillizza to realize that the times have indeed changed on guns.  But Cillizza is paid to parrot the right-wing talking points and to reinforce the bullshit GOP/NRA narrative even as Beto shatters it.  Good for Beto; Chris Cillizza will always be the biggest nimrod in the room.

Debate Club Anthem

Bakari Sellers Is What Tertiary Syphilis Sounds Like Running Around Loose

Kamala Harris was fucking garbage at the debate, and she is done.  Her campaign is over, and though her Senate seat is probably safe for life or at least until sometime in Bernie's presidency, she should pack it in and pretend she has some dignity left to preserve.

Pete Booty-Gig Is Toast

Time for Booty-gig to pack it up and go back to being an enthusiastic pissboy for the political establishment.   Bye, Booty-gig, bye Klobuchar, bye Yang, you all blow dog.  Booker, too.  Get the fuck out.

Kamala Harris is a fucking cop.  Bye, Felicia.

Castro is having a fun night, and so is Beto.  Beto can be useful on the gunshit, maybe.

Amy Klobuchar Is Fucking Garbage

Amy Klobuchar is a toxic bitch.  She needs to be flushed into the sewer with the rest of the shit.  Yang, too. Fucking useless.

Castro Is Brutalizing Biden

I guess Castro decided to do something good for America for once.  Nice, dude.

Sanders Is Rampaging All Over Biden So Far In The Debate

If this is truly the first time a bunch of voters will see Bernie, he's crushing Biden's nonsense on healthcare, and Warren is looking like his faithful lieutenant.  So far.

Biden referring to Bernie as the President was fucking funny, too.

Neolib Dems Like Armando Llorens And Adrian Carrasquillo Are So Fucking Stupid

Dipshit doesn't know that Bernie is the second choice of Biden voters.  Good thing this idiot cocksucker Adrian Carrasquillo is a reporter and very stable genius.  And his mental-defective circle jerk partner Armando Big Cuck Democrat Llorens adds his very useful input.

Bernie is the second choice of Biden voters AND Warren voters, so when Biden drops out before the first of the year and Warren loses Iowa and New Hampshire to Bernie and drops out, Bernie gets the significant chunk of their votes going forward.

Bernie wins.

These centrist Dem morons are going to be like Mitt Romney on election night 2012 or themselves in 2016 after Bernie wins, standing there like idiots with their dicks in their hands wondering what the fuck just happened to their circle jerk.

David Sirota Working The Refs By Retweeting Dave Weigel Is Fucking Sublime

Why do I get the feeling that Weigel is an even bigger dimwit than anyone would think.  Sirota treating him like a buddy, a pal, a colleague, a peer, a cool kid is fucking on point, and there's no fucking way Weigel has any idea.

More Proof Imani Gandy Is Fucking Scum

For a lawyer who worked for banks stealing houses, Imani Gandy sure is a disgusting piece of shit.  That stank-ass bitch signal-boosted that grifter piece of human filth DeRay Mckesson as if we didn't know how hard she sucked AND blew already.  Seriously, fuck these right-wing Dems and their bullshit holding the rest of us back from all the progress.  Fucking cunt.

Sweatin' Autumn

Daniel Johnston Versus NPR

Spectacular Free Re-Pubic Crack-Up Over Israeli Spying On The US--Baggatron Cocksuckers Can't Even Spell Cognitive Dissonance!

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Former Foreclosure Lawyer And World's Dumbest Angry Lady Of Any And All Colors Imani Gandy Will Always Be The Fucking Worst

How dumb can one former pro-foreclosure lawyer be?  Remember when she was part of the Ballon Juice crew?  Remember when she worked helping banks foreclose on people?  Remember when she was an insane Obama fluffer?  Remember when she was a demented Hillbot?  She should start a law firm with Candice Aiston and Armando Llorens.  Just the fucking worst.

Free Re-Pubic Is A Slimy Tee Vee Preacher, Stealing Money From Racist Senile Old People

Like promising a new kitchen with seed money sent to jesus fucking christ care of Pat Robertson 700 Club.  The Free Re-Pubic scumbags are literally doing the lords' work, and it's all a fucking grotesque grift.  But at least the targets are the worst violent racist revanchist reactionary Republican shitbags.

Krystal Ball Seems Cool

Good for her, standing up to that gross fat fuck Limbaugh.  Ball has become an excellent political commentator since her time on MSNBC, and she is becoming an important media voice.

Bye Band! Daniel Johnston R.I.P.

Some People Did Something On 9/11--Some Evil Americans Committed Crimes Against Humanity In Chile On 9/11/1973

American criminals destroyed democracy and peace and security in Chile on 11 September 1973.  This is the real atrocity which should be remembered today before anything else.

Political Song for Trump's Brain Worms to Sing

Even Yet Still Another Chapman Road Bike

Barbara must be really frakking tall.  Nice RS crown; no DT shifter bosses, but the proper 1010b dropouts almost cancel out the weird off-brand long-reach sidepull brakes. Bring me a renaissance of polished silver alloy on road bikes.  Still, I dig it--looks like an elegant custom road bike design.

Bernie Scares The Shit Out Of All The Proper People

Neoliberal nitwits and racist reactionary Republicans alike are scared shitless by Bernie's campaign and his winning coalition.  Fortunately for us, the rock-ribbed Hllbots are dumber than dog shit so they are not really able to stop Bernie's march to the nomination.  Sad.  Thanks, Hillary!

Jaunty Neo-Vintage Fisking Of Markos Daily Kos

Lightweight.  Heh, indeedy.  But I think that Kos was subsumed almost immediately by the ability to make a shitload of money and that dissolved whatever brainpower and integrity he ever had.  Plus, Kos was mentored by Jerome Armstrong, who was a fatuous grifter from the start, and Fox "News" stalwart Joe Trippi.  There was never any there there with Markos Moulitsas.  And let's not even get into the Markos as CIA plant conspiracy theory...

Blue Turning Pink

Bernie Sanders Is Kryptonite To All The Worst People In The Universe

Bernie winning would be fine if the only thing he accomplished was obliterating vile scum like Imani Gandy.  Sure, Sanders would have the best chance to further the goals of universal healthcare and eradicating poverty and a plenty of other shit, but if all he did was flush filth like Sady Doyle into the cesspool of history, that would be good enough.

Breaking! Donald Trump Is A Pussy Ass Bitch

Trump revealed!  Yuge pussy ass bitch.  Soft moist manbaby.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

John Bolton Will Be Spending More Time With His Stache Because He Is So Sick Of All The Winning

Sad.  Nicolas Maduro has won another glorious victory.  Thanks, Trump!

Nothing Painted Blue Clue

I Can Only Assume Todd Palin Finally Sobered Up From A 30-Year Bender

Or got laser eye surgery. Or found a decent-looking young woman to fuck.  The Palins are big beautiful exceptional family values patriots.  I salute all the Palins for being the vile rotten  hypocrites, liars, and shitbags were always knew they were.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Then This Lobster Guy Is One Very Stupid Brother

Jesus christ we are doomed.  Is it racist to wish African Americans were better than useless white people?

If Even Oliver Willis Can Figure It Out

Jesus, Willis makes some of his buds look really dumb.  That's fucking insane.  The Bernie haters are the saddest dipshit assholes ever. 

Jerry Falwell Jr. Has Been A Very Naughty Boy

Jerry Falwell Jr. is a big beautiful exceptional christian and one horny little cuck.  Everybody at his dumb school is gossiping, and soon everyone will know just how dirty their fearless leader really is.  Kinky!

So Hard To Believe Hillary Lost To A Fat Racist Orange Dotard

Hillary Clinton was all the best people with all the best people behind her.  Clinton was so on top of everything.  How could she lose?

Sunn + Starz

Chapman Vintage Style

This one is a little to goofy for me; I would have preferred to simply see the normal, raceworthy vintage Campag parts on there instead of all the dumb shit and of course polished not black.  I also would have gone with the proper water bottle on the seat tube and a pump peg, but those rear dropouts are on point.  And down tube shifter bosses.  Yes indeed.

I Guess Armando Big Cuck Former Daily Kos Democrat Llorens Just Admitted He Was Illiterate

Now everything makes much more sense.  Armando is not simply dumb as a rock, he's also illiterate.  Cool.  His screaming fucktardery comes into focus...

By the way, BERNIE'S WINNING, MOTHERFUCKER!

Yet Another Example Of Why Baggatron Cocksuckers Will Always Be Dumber Than Dog Shit

Vile baggy racists are too stupid to live in our society.  We should find a place for these miserable motherfuckers where they can be themselves.

Conservatives Love The Exceptionally Stupid Electoral College Because It Benefits Racist Conservatives--As It Was Designed To

The Electoral College is like bowel movement conservatism and conservatives in general: anti-democratic and anti-democracy.  The EC is a tool to preserve the power of the slave states, and it still works well for those vile cocksuckers.  The most entertaining outcome of the 2020 election would be a razor-thin Trump popular vote win and a landslide electoral loss to Bernie.  The EC would disappear before 9:00 am on Wednesday November 4th.  That would be fucking hilarious. 

The EC is not going to be around too much longer, anyway.  Once Texas and Arizona start voting for Dems in the presidential election, the GOP will get rid of the EC that following day regardless because with the EC in place they will never win another election.

Sam Seder's Wedding MC'd By John Peel

Amber Rudd, Fatuous Limey Shithead, Is Sick Of So Much Winning

Winning! Bojo! Winning!  Even detestable Limey fuckers like Amber Rudd are sick of all the winning.  Brilliant!

The Vile Baggatron Cocksuckers At Free Re-Pubic Redefine Unhinged

These grotesque racist motherfuckers are demented, screaming imbeciles.  Trump's loss is going to be so much fucking fun.

An Important Question: What Exactly Does Matty Yglesias Know?

Matty Yglesias knows how to have a trust fund and be a failson, but what else?  We may never know the answer to this question, but tune in next time for another thrilling episode of Bullshit, or Not?

Warren As Republican Is Good Politics

I hope Sanders is smart enough to pick Warren as his VP if that's what it takes to win--as Hillary should have done with Sanders last time--but the eroding of her progressive bona fides at this stage is good politicin' all around.  Warren was a GOP warrior all through the Reagan years, so she has metric fuck tons of right-wing evil to answer for.  Signal boost is pretty much just what the behind the scenes campaigner should be doing.  Weakening her foundation will help Bernie after the first of the year.

Remember That Free Re-Pubic Is Just A Grift To Take Money From Racist Revanchist Violent Teabagging Imbeciles

And it makes big money.  The Free Re-Pubic crook is very good at stealing money from vile reactionary racist guntards and associated screaming idiots, so I guess that's a good thing.

Well, You Hate To See A Dimwit Dem Turned Into A Corn Cob

Hillary Clinton had the dumbest supporters.  How can these stupid bastards be any dumber than MAGAtards?  Clinton's rock-ribbed voters were just teabaggers with a  little bit of soap in the tub.

Strange Ways There They Go

John Take A Bow

Bagger On Bagger Violence: You Hate To See It

If only they would solely battle to the death.  It saddens us all when one disgusting teabagger brutally attacks another vile teabagging shithead.  You really hate to see it.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Creepy Loser And Neolib Bellend Jeff Fecke

Ew.  What the fuck is wrong with right-wing Dems?  This Fecke idiot is gross and weird and dumb and ugly as fuck.  He's also a fucking rock-ribbed asshole who looks like a malformed glans.  Of course he retweets Welfare Academia and other reactionary tools.  Jesus.  Worse than MAGAtards.  If only this life loser Jeff Fecke had had one real friend growing up.

Donald Trump Is Such A Yuge Pussy They Have To Cancel GOP Primaries To Protect Him

What a motherfucking candyass.  Trump must be scared shitless that Weld or that fucking vile douchebag Walsh will make him cry in some campaign ad or debate Trump won't even attend.  Fucking pussy.

25 Insane Racist Horseshit Things Teabagging Lunatics On Free Re-Pubic Believe

We need a final solution for baggatron cocksuckers like this.  These people are stupid and evil and violent and racist, and they have no place in any decent society. 

There Is Never A Need To Soften REM

This Is Quality REM Content In 2019

Not much quality REM content these days.  And yes, that remix blows dog.  Scott Litt is a menace which must be dealt with for the good of the species.

Horrible Fascist Shithead Jim Sensenbrenner And Teabagging Fuckface Bill Flores Are Both So Fucking Sick Of All The Winning!

Sensenbrenner is a wretched fascist cockknob, and Flores is creepy teabagger.  It's great to see these two assholes quit like little bitches and give their seats to the Dems in the Sanders wave election.  As incumbents they might have survived, but all these open seats due to GOP abdications will mean so many more Dems in the House in 2021.  Winning!  Thanks, Trump!

Nate Silver Is An Utter Fucking Moron

Nate Silver is dumber than dog shit, but he obviously knows less about nuclear power than he knows about politics, and he knows absolutely nothing about politics.  Anybody in favor of nuclear power because it is environmentally friendly is too stupid to live on this planet.  Fire them into the sun immediately.

Imani Gandy Is Hilariously Stupid, Even For A Lawyer Who Worked To Help Banks Steal Houses

Angry stupid black lady is a vile piece of human garbage.  But then again, neolib Dems are the fucking worst.  Much more grotesque and hateful than even the MAGAtard teabaggers.

Of Course Rich Lowry Is Defending Slavery In National Review

National Review was founded to defend racists and racism.  Rich Lowry is simply the latest in a pathetic line of worthless shitbirds like Bill Buckley.

OK, So Both Atkins Brothers Are Fucking Twerps

Ryan Grim, Si.  Atkins, no.  But there are no good Atkins brothers, unless they have a brother Darrell we don't know about.  And another brother Darrell.  For now, both Dante and David are pretty much fucking dipshits.  Thanks for playing.

Donald Trump's Brain Worms Will Be Starving Soon

Trump is deranged.  He's so fucking insane that he can't let this major fuckup die.  The poor worms eating his brain will starve to death soon.  Donald Trump, The Savior of Alabama!  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Jesus Tesla

TeeVeeLand

Even Paul Stanley Knows That Guns And Guntards Are Vile

Paul Stanley was never mistaken for an M.I.T. scholarship winner, but he has this gun shit figured out pretty well.  It's time to take the guns.  No more handguns, no more machine guns, no more cops with guns.  Get rid of the guns.  And if we have to get rid of the violent racist gun nuts, too, well, that will be oodles of fun.

Reminder: Candice Aiston Is A Nasty Cunt

Wicked nasty cunt.  That is all.

Sometimes You Find An Idiot Bigger Than Dave Weigel

Remarkable!  Hillary Dems are fucking gross.  They were scum in 2008, and they are scum 11 years later.  Jesus.

Symone Sanders Is Prob The Saddest Pissgirl In America Today

This is some hateful, grotesque shit. Symone D. Sanders is just vile.  Everyone loves money, but when you completely give in to guzzling the rancid piss for a payday, you are fucking toast.  Uncle Clarence Thomas, Thomas Sowell, Allen West, and David Clarke must love her; look for her on Fox "News" after Biden's collapse and Bernie's win.  The rest of us are sickened.  Fuck this nasty creep. 

Mike Pence Is One Stupid Motherfucker

Nobody should have to put up with that simpering moron Mike Pence.  The Micks shoulda gotten shitfaced and kicked the living snot outa Pence in the interests of good taste.  That woulda been worth watching.

Red Rum

Donald Trump Has Brain Worms

This Alabama shit is fucking crazed.  Yes, Trump is a sick, disgusting fat fuck and a racist piece of shit, but the poor bastard is also Grandpa Simpson-level demented.  This is fucking embarrassing; even his own National Weather Service dragged him.  Somebody should put the old guy out to pasture with his fast food and his ugly whores.

Big Bro

Geraldo Rivera Makes Guntard Babymen Cry

When even the fatuous Jerry Rivers can dunk on you, time to give up.  Guntards get very, very butthurt when you mention their tiny pricks. 

Jacob Wohl Has Never Had A Single Friend

Poor, sad, stupid motherfucker.  The prosecutors were running out of time to file charges against Wohl, so they went ahead and did it even though it hadn't been a priority for three years.  Wohl has never had a single friend in his life, and at this rate, he never will.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Boris Johnson Makes Trump Look Clever

Johnson is getting sodomized, but the press and the political establishment are contorting themselves into pretzels trying to make it seem like he will prevail somehow.  It's fun to watch the Limey cocksuckers suffer like this, but if Corbyn is smart, he can play this into his own election as PM.  He's got to humiliate Johnson completely and make it clear that the racist bastards will never get what they want, forcing the Tories and that fatuous creep Nigel Farage to split the racist reactionary vote. 

Baggatron Cocksuckers Like The Free Re-Pubic Assholes Love Them Some Jesus--But Not All The Time

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White People Are Worse Than Butthole Cancer

Boris Johnson Is Also A Very Stable Genius

City Hell

Bernie Scares The Shit Out Of The Worst People In The World: Neolibs

And it's fucking majestic!  All these vile shitbags scared to death of losing their privilege is about the best thing you're gonna ever see.  Can't wait for all of them to be culled along with the teabaggers, banished to the shabbiest ditch in the most annoying circle of hell. 

Baggy Guntards Losing Their Minds Over Wal-Mart

Violent racist guntard lunatics apoplectic over Wal-Mart's decision to stop selling the ammo that the guntards love so much.  Ya really hate to see all the violent racists so butthurt.  Ya really do.  I hope none of them decide to take their gun and end it all.  I really don't.  Do.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Dinesh D'Souza Is Very Smart And Handsome

Not a single baggy fucker even tries to defend D'Souza as he gets violated over and over and over.  Dinesh D'Souza is too stupid to be what a teabagger thinks a smart guy looks like.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Coping

Dan Crenshaw Is A Perennial Candidate For Dumbest Motherfucker On The Planet

Crenshaw is a nasty fucking creep, too.  That cyclops motherfucker is dumber than the average teabagger.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Fun Orson Welles Shit Talking

As a drive-by fisking.  Wells was loads of fun.  And his shade holds up.

4 Seconds

White People Are A Menace, Even In Texas

Dumb motherfucker didn't love the Constitution very much as he only killed 7 people, and we all know 10 people killed is the lower limit for big beautiful 2nd Amendment exceptional Patriot.  Fuckin' Texas.

Fun Drive-By Fisking Of Daily Kos

In two parts!  And this is part two.  Armando Big Cuck Formerly Daily Kos Democrat Llorens was the impetus behind this particular fisking, but it quickly gets rocking and rolling pretty good on its own.  Right-wing Dems like Kos and Armando suck major ass.

Chronic Masturbators Of The World Should Unite Around Jason Elias

He could be their incel king!  Anybody getting on Tulsi Gabbard for her looks is one sorry neolib cocksucker.  Sad.  Thanks, Hillary.

Add TeeVee To The List Of Shit Dave Weigel Doesn't Understand

How does the ABC Family cable network work?  What constitutes a "hit" on your pissdaddy's streaming thing?  We may never know the answers to these important questions, but tune in next time for another thrilling episode of Bullshit, or Not?

Being A Weird, Creepy, Alt-Right Incel Dweeb Seems So Tiring

Get a fucking friend.  Go outside.  Pet a dog.  Read a fucking book.  Stop begging for money on the interwebs.  Jesus.  White people are fucking gross.