We Can Thank The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover For Making Sure Baggers Believe Only The Dumbest Horseshit In The Visible Universe

Ded baggers.

The best thing, the only thing making America greater again.

Thanks to jesus and the blessed holy bagger remover.

Baggers are too dumb to understand much of anything, but they will believe every unhinged reactionary lie and mountain of right-wing horseshit they can find.

So they die.

Praise be!

While the rest of us stay safer and live longer because we are not conservative baggy asswipes.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Baggers are dumber than dogshit, and there are no dumber baggers than on the Free RePubic.

The WindSisters Seem Like Good People

Nice to see nice ladies doing nice things.

WindSisters are some of the good ones, apparently.

We all need to be more like them.

Civilization And Reason Owe A Great Debt To The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover And Free RePubic Baggers

These fucking morons have done more to make America greater again than Donald Trump would manage in the next 10,000 years.

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover has done the lords' work to make sure every conservative was a fucking stupid as possible, making the maximum number of them ded baggers.

Ded baggers are good baggers.

Under his eye!

The Is The Baggiest, Most Oklahoma Story Ever!

Praise be!

Because of our freedumb, our guns, and the blessed holy bagger remover, everyone in Oklahoma will be shot dead eventually, and America will be greater again! 

On a sad note, Jesse McFadden wrecked any chance he had of winning Republican Man of the Year this year when he killed himself.

After School Satan Club Is Fun And Educational

Making America greater again!

Satan is the one for you!

Jesus is a loser.

Thanks To Our Friend Jesus, So Many Baggers Are Ded

Ded baggers make America greater again.

So jesus sent the blessed holy bagger remover to kill baggers ded.

This makes me happy.

Thank you, jesus.

Wisconsin And Chicago On Top Of Tiny's Indictment Made Yesterday A Very Sad Day For Free RePubic Baggers

Praise be.

Those disgusting racists fucks were having a fucking sad all over that shit.

FULL COMMIE!

Heh, indeedy.

Nothing more loverly than a bagger crying like the greasy little bitch they are.

Thanks, Stormy!

Tetsuya Yamagami Is A Great Hero With A Great Legacy

Killing Japan's fascist lunatic 'Honest' Abe was the work of a giant.

All the honor should be his.

Ridding the world of reactionary scum, especially religious whackjobs like Shinzo Abe is the best a man can be.  Building a working gun to do it a fucking baller move.

We should all be as brave and wise as Tetsuya Yamagami.

The Map Of Life Expectancy In The United States Is The Most Beautiful Thing Anyone Will Ever See

So good.

The fucking baggers are killing themselves simply because they're dumber than dogshit.

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover making America greater again.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Thanks, jesus.

Here's A Fun Secret: The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Is A Suicide Machine

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover is a creation of the baggers themselves.

Jesus is actually way too fucking lazy to do this existentially important work himself, so he depends on the screaming rancid stupidity of all conservatives to off themselves.

It's a frakking suicide booth!

It's brilliant if you think about.

Ded baggers are the bestest baggers.

And we know jesus might be a lazy mutherfrakker, but he still loves us lots cuz he gave us this wonderfully entertaining and useful bagger remover.

Praise be!

Mississippi Is The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover At Work!

This is all good news!

I know that plenty of poor folks, Black folks, kids whose parents aren't baggers are suffering too, but nobody really gives a shit, so I'm not going to pretend to either.

Ded baggers makes America greater again.

Mississippi is killin' lotsa baggers.

Inshallah.

This Beautiful Headline, The Best Headline, Is The Wonderful Blessed Holy Bagger Remover At Work

Praise be!

Ded baggers in Oklahoma make America greater again.

Thanks, jesus.

Thank The Gods For Florida Doing The Work Of The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover To Make America Greater Again

Without Florida, so many more baggers would be alive today, and America would be so much more awful.

87,000+ ded baggers is the greatest gift Meatball Ron could give to decent, sane, intelligent America.

Praise be!

Ira Kaplan And His Son James McNew Are Good People

Yo La Tengo is America's finest rock and roll combo.

Just say no to TERFs and other shabby bigots.

Baggers Need Good Bagger Medical Advice To Help Us Remove Baggers

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover is mostly furthered by the work of victims.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Thank christ.

Under his eye.

Nobody Deserves To Eat Shit More Than Silicon Valley Assholes

Eat shit.

"Create magic."

Eat shit.

Great News About Bitch McConnell, But It Could Get So Much Better

At least we can hope for permanent injury.

That lazy bastard jesus can do that much, right?

Donald Trump And Free RePubic Baggers Are Making The GOP Greater And Greater Again

The Dems were never interested in weakening the GOP or even challenging the GOP on anything, but Donald J. Trump, Hero of the Republic, is wiping that reactionary political party right off the map with the help of whole bunch of retarded and racist baggers.

Praise be!

The Measles Revival Is The Most Wonderfully Hilarious News You Will Get All Day

Jesus loves us so fucking much.

The blessed holy bagger remover at work.

There is nothing better than a bunch of vile christian assholes getting sick and getting ded from easily preventable diseases.

Praise be!

Black Folks With Guns In Public Will Be The End Of The Inane Misrepresentation Of The 2nd Amendment And Guns In Our Society--And That's The Best Possible Outcome

The Black NRA will be the end of all the racist assholes and all the guns wrecking all our lives.

Black folks will be save us from the guntard assholes.

Once those people start being gun nuts and guntards it will be lights out for all the gun nuts and guntards no matter the color.

Praise be!

Thanks, Trump!