Let's Hope That Dominion Did Indeed Get Tucker Carlson Shitcanned Because They Could

Nicely played.

Tucker Carlson never made a friend in his life.

Clearly, everyone who ever met him despised him, even the CIA.

Heh, indeedy.

It's Nice That The Bezos Post Tried To Defend Tucker Carlson's Girl Kaitlan Collins

Reactionary shitbags gotta stick together.

Without friends, Tucker Carlson never would have even gotten into college anywhere.

Without Tucker, Kaitlan Collins would be fellating white nationalists somewhere in Montana.

Without Jeff Bezos, Jeremy Barr would spend all his time whacking off to his LazyTown tapes.

The circle of bagger life.

CNN Used To Be Bernard Shaw And Peter Arnett And John Holliman Broadcasting Live From The Bombing Of Baghdad While Hiding Under A Table In Their Room At The Al-Rashid Hotel

Now CNN is that vapid reactionary cunt Kaitlan Collins standing on that stage like an idiot with her dumb empty head bobbing helplessly while Trump smears his own shit everywhere.

Brilliant.

One thing is for sure, in 1991 Kaitlan Collins would have been too stupid to even hide under the desk during the American bombing of Baghdad.  She would have been standing out on the balcony like a moron, giggling and drooling and waving at the fireworks until the US military finally offed her.

Thanks, Ted Turner.

Fox 'News' Cucked Tucker Carlson AND Trump At The Same Time

Real baller move by the old man and his kids.

Fox "News" showed who was boss of bowel movement conservatism is the US and made Trump eat shit just as much as Carlson.

You really do love to see it.

Heh, indeedy.

Thanks, Obama.

Somebody Needs To Explain To Erika Edwards And The Dipshits At NBC What A Theory Is And How Medical Research Works

This is anti-vax horseshit from NBC.

Inexcusable stupidity.

I'm sure RFK Jr & Jimmy Dore will be all over this nonsense, spouting disinformation, and generally making their conservative audience even dumber.

Facebook groups and VAERS and other right-wing insanity do not count as research.

And prob the folks claiming the condition are not the ones to be studying said condition and vaccinations.

No excuses for this to be reported.

The reactionary political/media establishment is dumber than dogshit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Megyn Kelly Was Certainly The Most Trans Man Vibey Of The Fox "News" Blondes

Also, Megyn Kelly is a vile reactionary cunt.

That black Santa fucking bitch is a hateful bigot and slimy racist, and always was.

But of all the Fox "News" whores, Kelly was the one who most looked like a trans man.

Which would be fine for anyone other than Megyn Kelly.

Conservatism is?

A mental defect.

And baggers are dumber than dogshit.

When A Drip Like Mehdi Hasan Can Make You Look Dumb, You're Mike Taibbi's Son

Sad.

Matt Taibbi was always going to end up like this.

Now we know it.

Mike Taibbi Has Known It All Along!

In Order To Understand Glenn Greenwald, You MUST Understand That He Was Never Of The Left Or A Liberal: He Has Always Been A LIBERTARIAN BOY

Given The Dearth Of Talent In Showbusiness, Ben Shapiro Musta Really Sucked To Fail In Hollywood Considering He's Practically A Nepobaby

Sad.

I mean, Star Trek Discovery exists, Picard, all those other terrible fucking shows and movies all over the place all at once, written by shabby hacks and illiterate cretins, yet Ben Shapiro couldn't dampen a single undergarment with his talent.

Ben Shapiro is no Alex Kurtzman!

Thank christ for wingnut welfare, the only thing preventing Ben Shapiro from living out his days squatting naked in some greasy puddle eating worms on some dilapidated Tennessee back road. 

Or not, cuz Ben Shapiro sucks ass and worms are too good for 'im.

You Will Be Sad To Learn TeeVee's Jim Cramer Is Another Of Those Dumb Guys From Harvard

If only there were some pattern we could recognize.

Probably shouldn't be paying any attention at all to infotainment pissboys on CNBC.

Nobody's Gonna Believe Those Reactionary Freaks At The BBC Would Lie About...

Wait, wut?

The Limeys at the big blakk cokk channel are right-wing lunatics?

If only we had known before this...

Breaking News: Woody Harrelson Is The First Person From Indiana Who Is Not A Fucking Genius!

SHOCKING!

Wut the actual fukk?

People from Indiana are known as the smartest people who ever lived!

Maybe It's Time To Acknowledge That Mail-Order Bride Enjoyer Dilbert Guy Has Always Sucked Wicked Hard

Dilbert was like a one-note bit, and that one note wasn't that interesting.

The cartoon show was way more entertaining because Larry Charles reasons.

Scott Adams was always a racist reactionary nitwit.

He sucked major ass and blew donkey dick.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Gonna Take A Guess That Coach Might Not Be The Brightest Tool On The Menorah

He's getting all the money, but...uh, um...well.

Deion Sanders is no rocket surgeon.

But he's gonna make a whole buncha nice polite Republican types shit if he's successful at Colorado.

Not Breaking News: NBC Hires Reactionary Hacks Like Dasha Burns To Aid The GOP

There was never a liberal media.

But baggers are dumber than dog shit, so...

If You Were Born In 1978, You Missed Out On The Truest Wine Cooler Experience, But This Is Pretty Entertaining...

Tony Dungy Reminds You Conservative Christianity Is The Most Disgusting Thing On Earth

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Christianity is stupid.

Tony Dungy is proof.

Not Breaking From NBC News: The Saddest Uncle Toms On The Planet Live In Georgia, Are Votin' For Walker, And Are On The Republican Party Payroll

Jesus.  The Walker campaign has done more for comedy just in the past coupla weeks than most people could manage in a lifetime.  And the pee cock network is happy to help.

After flubbing the hit on Fetterman by GOP pissboy and registered Republican Uncle Tom Lester Holt, NB Fucking C is on a roll.

Not exactly a stampede of Afro America peeps who ain't getting a GOP check, I guess.

Even This Reactionary Old Rich White Guy Hates Tesla

He should be the target demo: rich, white, crabby, conservative.

Jesus Fukking Christ, Kyrsten Sinema Sucks Ass, But Keith Olbermann Needs To Go Away Forever

That boy ain't right.

Olbermann was given every fucking sort of opportunity a tee vee guy could ever get and got creepier and creepier each time.

If the dude had been smart enough to take the win just one time before he became a cringe lord, he'd be livin' in fat city today.

But no.

Now he's reduced to humble bragging about banging reactionary shitbag Kyrsten Sinema over a decade ago to signal boost his podcast.

Sad.

Thanks, Dan Patrick.