Sunday, April 18, 2021

Attn Teabaggers, Anti-Vaxxers, Rapey Uncle Joe Stans, Paranoid Podcasters, Other Assorted Dipshits: Get Your Gods-Damned Corona Shots

The shot is good.  Get the shot.  It don't cause clots.  It don't make you love Bill Gates or George Soros.  No microchips.  Very few microchips with the Mark of the Beast on 'em.  It's fine.  It helps.  They're all good.  Any of the shots will help stop coronavirus from spreading everywhere forever.  Get your fucking shots you fucking idiots.  It doesn't really matter which one at this point.  Even the assholes at MarketWatch know it's safe.  Jesus.

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