Monday, April 12, 2021

Sr. Hambini Is Also Leading His Best Life, Hated By The Fatuous Payola Propagandists In The Cycling Media

The twits are everywhere.  The twits are even Limey cocksuckers.  This thread on the London Fixed Gear site is pretty fucking rich; a couple of fatuous twits get reamed out over and over, but the pearl-clutching never stops.  Those Limeys are either really fucking dumb or horrible liars.  Or more likely both.

Road.cc got their panties in a twist, taking a run at Hambini in order to simp for Cycling Weekly and Michelle Arthurs-Brennan, making themselves look really fucking stupid in the process.  The comments got really entertaining, dragging the site and MAB pretty gleefully.

Of course, the poor, stupid Michelle Arthurs-Brennan got all weepy over the bad, bad man Hambini herself, but only served to look even more inane than she had previously.  Rule #5.  Hambini obliterated the guys involved in the stupidity, too, so Rule #5, Michelle.  Rule #5.  She gets paid to spout nonsense about bike crap, so you'd think she'd be happy af and be wise enough to keep her yap shut when she gets called out for moronic lying.  Rule.  Number.  Five.

Hambini himself absolutely fucking savaged Michelle Arthurs-Brennan and her bald manlet husband a couple of times, even though his video about it was censored by YouTube.  It is so fucking petty, so fucking juvenile, but also funny as fuck considering all the simping and pearl-clutching that went on after Hambini correctly called out Cycling Weekly for idiotic advertorial horseshit.  Could Hambini be nice and kind to these fools?  Sure, but he calls out liars and frauds all the time, so these particular dipshits deserve it too.  Michelle Arthurs-Brennan is pretty obviously an idiot, and she should not be exempt from Hambini's scorn just because she's a girl.

Sr. Hambini is enjoying the ride, and making dummies apoplectic is just a sweet bonus, atmo.  It's also wicked smart comedy.

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