Thursday, April 8, 2021

It's Difficult To Imagine, But Star Trek: Lower Decks Sucks Even Harder Than Discovery And Is The Worst Trek Ever

Nothing should be able to suck or blow harder than Star Trek: Discovery, but Lower Decks manages to do what even the execrable Picard couldn't do: be more horrible than Discovery because it so fucking tedious and dumb, proving that absolutely everything Alex Kurtzman touches is utter and complete shit.  I mean, it as a fucking cartoon, so they could have done anything at all, any cool idea, any amazing visual, but in reality did nothing but the laziest unfunny tripe imaginable.  Is it a parody?  Is it a comedy?  Who the fuck knows what they thought they were doing, but the fucking show is neither.  It's not Galaxy Quest or The Orville.  It's fucking garbage.  It also manages to be J.J. Abrams-level insipd and pointless.  And it's so pointlessly stupid.  There's no reason for it to be so fucking stupid.  The ship designs are awful.  The animation is awful.  The writing is wretched.  The entire project is an insult to a dumb tv space show.  Jesus.

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