So Many 'Expert' Cyclists Are Vapid Twits

No wonder cyclists are so easy to gull.  No wonder they will buy all the fucking crap they are told to buy, no matter how dumb.  This asshole belongs on the Serotta Forum.  Christ.

Eric Heiden's Ritchey Bike Is There

Pretty cool.  Northern California "farmers" with camo bikes, too.  Heh.

Trek Is A Menace, But Keith Bontrager Lovingly Embraced Said Menace

And traded his company for a job for life and his name on some shitty house-brand Trek garbage.  Probably the prudent move, but it still sucks.  Trek went to hell when they started using those ungainly one-piece headtube/lug castings and never recovered.  They hosed Fisher and Klein and LeMond and will always be associated with Mr. Cheat-To-Win.  Plus that useless bitch Mary Burke couldn't take out Scott Walker in fucking Wisconsin, so fuck Trek.  Fuck 'em.

I guess we should be happy Trek never bought Ritchey.