Without Corona, Trump Would Have Been Obliterated--The Virus Almost Got Him Re-Elected

To be sure, Trump fucked up every fucking thing about the virus and the response in the US, but without COVID, Trump would have lost pretty much every fucking state, while the Dems would have had the Senate, a huge majority in the House, and many more state governments as well.  Corona also insured that Biden was the nominee AND absolved him of having to actually campaign.  Lucky him since he's a rapey old senile bastard.  But the rest of the Dems up and down, center and right, north and south all gave up campaigning too.  That was a disaster for everyone not named Joe Biden.  And with the Dems out campaigning AGAINST Trump in every race in the country, knocking on doors, holding events, pounding Trump into a greasy smear, crucifying the lardy orange dotard over every single one of his failures and laughing at all this pathetic lies, well, the results for everyone in the GOP, including Trump, would have been a disaster.  The brave beautiful patriotic coronavirus almost saved Trump.  If Trump had been smart enough to get some checks out to the folks in October, well, he'd be looking at four mour yeers!