Briahna Joy Gray Does A Violence And Skullfucks Sam 'The Simp' Seder

The thing about Seder is, he's just not that bright.  He's a rich kid prototypical failson who wants nothing more than to be promoted from pissboy to Christ Hayes' full-time scrotum laver on MSDNC.  He's soft and weak.  Seder's slow-witted, so BJG cuts him to ribbons, while poor Virgil, well, like most Cornellians Justin is just not up to it so he sits there and feels inadequate.  It's not that complex.  Dore's a working-class guy AND a genuinely skilled, funny, and successful comedian.  Seder's fucking jealous.  He doesn't want to be an MSDNC boot-licker, but it's all he was ever good at.  Dore had freedom.  Has freedom that Seder never will, and it burns Seder.  Add to that the fact that Seder is dummy and a simp, and, well, you get this brutal violation by BJG.  The Majority Report is slick and harmless to look at--it's easy to watch--but there's no content beyond neolib horseshit presented as an "independent" perspective.  Seder doesn't give a fuck about M4All; he's got plenty of money and great healthcare--along with his own loyal cadre of suck-ups and pissboys below him on the idiot establishment food chain who rely on him for their salary and are there to give him a stroke when he needs it--so he'd never do anything that might actually jeopardize his wealth and income.  Sure, he supported Sanders, but Sanders himself is a weak, corporate establishment Dem-approved party member who worked hard for Biden AND promised to do Biden's bidding in the Senate.  Being for Sanders over Booty-Gig or the Klobmonster is not exactly a radical position.  Nope, Seder's a grifter and a liar who is so fucking jealous of Jimmy Dore that he really can't bear it, and BJG fucking ruins him.  Nice.