Justin Verlander Probably Cost The Astros Their Season

Heh, indeedy.  If the Astros lose tomorrow, the thing they should do immediately before firing A.J. Hinch for letting a dumbfuck like Verlander manage the fucking team in a championship series is kick Verlander square in the nuts a few times.  Then fire Hinch for being a bigger morn than Verlander.  We can only hope.