Harold Bloom Can Finally Be Fired Out Of The Western Cannon

Long overdue.  There's nothing quite like the elite academic sinecure.  Harold Bloom may have had his use back in the 1950s, but his last lasting contribution was 60 fucking years ago, and in glorious fashion, he lingered way past the time when he was a parody of himself.  Elitism rocks.  (Though he was right about David Foster Wallace, so...)