Big Tuesday, For You

JFC, I'm Starting To Think That Maybe, Just Maybe All Cops Are Bastards!

Could it be true??

Could the police be an army of oppression, antithetical to freedom, liberty, safety, and prosperity!!??

The 1312 Project.

The Kids Are All Right: GW Students Fighting For Their Right To Choose

Kids these days gotta stand up to the baggers and creeps and racists and the libertarians and the Republicans and rapists and every other form of conservative slimebag.

The George Washington University students are pretty fuckin' cool.

Abortion is the greatest human achievement.

Abortion is a human right.

Abortion is healthcare.

Under his eye!

Lee Lew

If You Buy A Tesla, You're Dumber Than Jimmy Dore's Gimp Kurt Metzger

Or his catamite Jaxon Tinkles.

Elron Musk is dumber than dog shit, and his stans are the most pathetic cokksukking losers on the fukkin' planet.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

TWIV: Jimmy Dore Is A Screaming Imbecile

Conservatism Is Not Compatible With Education

Baggers are anti scholarship.

You can't be intelligent and be conservative.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Tom Verlaine, Always

RIP Tom Verlaine

73.

The time is passing.

RIP.

Alvvays Tom Verlaine

Sad To Say, Baggers Are Too Hopelessly Stupid To Be Truly Evil

Not just the Free RePubic baggers who are the dumbest cokksukkerz on the planet.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Shocking News That Cops Are Bad!

ALL the cops are bastards?

Who knew?

The 1312 Project.

Every Song Is A Sad Song, Or Life Is Very Long When

24 Hour Gun Range Bars Should Be Mandatory In Every GOP District In The USA

Really make America greater again!

All the booze and guns and ammo a bagger wants till there are no baggers left anywhere.

Under his eye.

Sarah Corina In Space

If You Were Born In 1978, You Missed Out On The Truest Wine Cooler Experience, But This Is Pretty Entertaining...

COVID Vaccines Continue To Work Great For Non-Conservatives

Baggers, racists, TERFs, Republicans, libertarians, bigots, Jimmy Dore stans, right-wingers, rock-ribbed conservatives, GOP, independent, reactionaries, whatever you are, there's no vax for you.

Eat shit and die.

Quickly.

Inshallah.

Sunz N

'Star Maidens' Is Prob The Second Best Show Ever, After 'Lexx'

B5 next, then Farscape, followed by UFO.  That's your top five tee vee shows.

The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Hates Baggers

Praise be!

Nothing better than the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover killing baggers ded.

Inshallah.

FL Rawks

5 Fewer Baggers--A Good Start

Hard to feel bad about this.

Fewer baggers makes America greater again.  Hopefully none of these vile idiots had bred yet. 

Inshallah.

Jackson Hole Bible College.

JFC.

These people are diseased filth.  Christians are antithetical to a just and sane society.  Now they are ded.

Heh, indeedy.

Under his eye.

No. More. Police.

Abolish the police.

Cops are evil.

No good cops.

ACAB.

The 1312 Project.

All The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Americans Heartily Encourage Ooze And Mastriano And McCormick To Run Against Casey

Yah, boys!

Fuck yeah!

Do it!

It would be great to see all those fucking losers run against an incumbent Senator, even if that Senator is a piece of shit like Casey.

Yuge, yuge fukkin' losers.

Inshallah.

Sport Combien

TERFs Are A Lower Form Of Bagger Than Even Libertarians

The worst people on the fucking planet.

Shabby bigots, disgusting cowards, loathsome morons.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Every Movie With Paul Giamatti Is Shit

PG sux ass.

If you want a good Giamatti get Mark.

Dress 2 Empress

Thank The Gods That Free RePubic Baggers Will Always Be Dumber Than Dogshit

The blessed holy bagger remover will never stop removing these hilariously stupid motherfuckers.

It is truly making America greater again.

Under his eye.

The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Is The Glory Of The Gods' Love

Baggers are dumber than dog shit and we pray that so many more will be removed after this hoedown.

The blessed holy bagger remover removed Diamond and soon Silk will be ded too because jesus loves us too fucking much.

Every ded bagger makes America greater again.

Praise be!

A Timely Reminder That Matty Yglesias Is A Fine Way To Remember That There's Nothing Dumber Than A Rich Kid At Harvard

Harvard runs on failson loser idiots like Matty Yglesias.

Sad.

Thanks, Larry Summers.

Single Klub

Brett Kavanaugh Is A Loathsome Rapist Who Should Be Punished For His Crimes (Just Like Rapey Uncle Joe)

Kavanaugh is a disgusting piece of human filth.

Abolish the Supreme Court.

Quite Charming Neo-Vintage Review Of Nirvana's Not-Cash-Cow Album Incesticide

Nirvana was a good band.

It's too bad about Foo Fighters, but Nirvana should have gone on a while and made great music with a slightly more healthy living Kurt Cobain.

Sad.

I blame Thurston Moore.

TWIV: Jimmy Dore's Flat Earth Owns The Libs

Gwen Tension

And You Swore No Sad Old Men On The Gods' Green Earth Were Dumber Than Jimmy Dore

Those Greasy Froggy Fucks Are Freer Than Any USA American

They got cheap cigarettes and greasy wine and smelly berets, but those Froggy bastards know what freedom looks like.

Americans are fucking pussies.

Not Breaking News: Fewer Guns, Fewer Shootings; Less Guns, Less Ded--It's Time To Enforce The 2nd Amendment

Well-regulated means laws.  Militia means army.  The 2nd Amendment is about the army's guns.

There is no right to own or carry a gun in the US Constitution.

Conservatives are liars.

Conservatives are also dumber than dog shit.

Take the guns.

All of them.

With few guns, there will be fewer shootings.  Less ded kids.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Live constitutionally.

The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Never Works Alone

Plenty of screaming retards and dumb motherfucking baggers have helped the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover remove baggers ded for more than three years now!

Praise be!

If You Are A Child And Your Mom Consults TikTok To Decide If You Can Sleep Over A Little Friend's House, KYS

And her.

You're toast.

JFC.

Too stupid to live territory.

It's time for plan family annihilator.

Tesla Has Always Been An Intelligence Test

And sooooo many assholes failed.

Elron Musk is dumber than Erik Trump.

Hard To Believe Carly Midgley's Novel Was Waayyy Too Long

Jesus.

I'm dealing with grief just reading this fucking thing and needing several hours.

Too long, who cares: cancer sux, dad's ded.

Christ.

David's Wish?

Kathy Hocul Sucks Harder Than Rapey Uncle Joe

Maybe even harder than Gavin Newsom.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Christ. 

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Hot Mom Katie Hobbs Makes Bagger Shitheads Like Cunty Cathi Herrod Cry More

Cathi.

That pretty much tells you everything you need to know about this bagger cunt.

Katie Hobbs is a snack.

Bigger N Bigger Tues.

A A Ron Rodgers Is Dumber Than Brett Favre

Jesus, what a dope.

At least Brett Favre wasn't a pussy.

Just an old fashioned scumbag.

A A Ron sucks balls.

Sheriffs Are Cops Only Worse

No police, know peace.

Abolish those racist murdering cokksukkrz.

ACAB.

The 1312 Project.

Cozy Powell > Colin Powell, As Long As You Didn't Let Cozy Drive

Eric Adams Is Remarkably Stupid

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Eric Adams is a reactionary assclown.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Jesus.

Teevee

When Homelessness Happens Even To Nice Old White Ladies

Also Not Breaking News: Capitalism Is A Criminal Enterprise

It's all theft.

Reactionary idiots say taxation is theft, but they are too dumb to see that all of capitalism is a criminal enterprise.  It's all theft as soon as somebody is on the losing side of a shady deal.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Capitalism is a crime.

Not Breaking News: Hakeem Jeffries Is A Bigger Scumbag Than Kevin McCarthy

Pro Tip: Never, ever vote for Dems.

Jesus.

Rapey Uncle Joe Is A Worse Father Than Dennis Eckersley

Or Jerry Remy.

Christ.

Abolish Tha Police

No such thing as a good cop.

All the cops, they are the bastards.

Abolish the police: The 1312 Project.

Tony Dungy Reminds You Conservative Christianity Is The Most Disgusting Thing On Earth

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Christianity is stupid.

Tony Dungy is proof.

Don't Listen To Jimmy Dore Or Robert Malone: Listen To Brad Hopkins & Get Your Fuckin' Shots

Brad Hopkins knows better than any bagger: get your fucking shots, wear a mask, and be aware.  

Unless you're a bagger.

Conservatives should not get ANY shots or do anything to prevent any disease.

Horse paste and tonic water is good enough for any reactionary sort.

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover thanks you for your service.

Everyone Knows All The Cops Are The Bastards

Abolish the police.

Abolish the sheriffs.

ACAB.

The 1312 Project.

Waste Haven Rox!

There's No Such Thing As Paxlovid Rebound

America is fucking retarded.

People know nothing.

Getting dumber by the hour.

Nice little TWiV shoutout in the comments.

There's Nobody On Earth Easier To Lie To Than A Free RePubic Bagger

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

They will literally believe any and every lie.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Larry Summers Is One Of The Biggest Assclowns In America

That lardy reactionary retard has never been right about anything in his fucking life.

Except financial aid at Harvard, but that was not his idea anyway, so fuck him with a chainsaw.

Dems suck as hard as baggers, and Larry Summers is the proof.

Half English & Part Lu Edmonds

Red Letter Media Makes The Papers With 'Nukie'

Nukie.

Sad.

Thanks, Rich Evans.

Donald Trump Is An Intellectual Giant Of Conservatism, Easily The Equal Of L Ron Hubbard And Elron Musk

Scientologists and baggers are equally retarded.

Just like christians and jews, only more hilarious if that's possible.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

That Gavin Rossdale Limey Won The Gwen Stefani Lottery--When She Left

Christ that girl is an idiot.

And annoying as fuck.

The best part of that dumb band she was in was her brother.

Who left the band because he couldn't stand her.

Smart.

Bush guy took longer to wise up.

Don't Worry, You're Still Not As Big A Fuckup As Thurston Moore

Don't even try.

Not gonna happen.

You might be a loser, but you didn't lose what Thurston Moore had.

You might be an asshole, but you're not as big an asshole as Thurston Moore is.

You might suck AND blow, but you don't suck AND blow the rancid dog dick that Thurston Moore does.

So there's that.

When You Live In The Least Expensive Cabin On The SS Manhattan

But you're 21 so it's exactly like living at college if your college had bad senior housing.

That's racing.

Country Music Is Bad For You

A GREAT DAY FOR AMERICA AND THE WORLD! BAGGER DOWN!! BAGGER DOWN!!!

Diamond or Silk or whichever of those disgusting bagger assholes is ded.

Praise be!

The blessed holy bagger remover has done the lords' work again!

Thanks, Trump!

25 Years Ago, Ida

It's Sorta Remarkable The Brazil Baggers Didn't Get Machine-Gunned To Bits

Woulda been fine with me.

If you're gonna slaughter some assholes, make sure they're reactionary racist conservative libertarian bagger types.

Inshallah.

Almost 20 Years As An Oldies Act, But Charles Still Gets It Done For The Elderly Fans

If You Are Not A Conservative And Catch COVID, Take Paxlovid

Baggers shouldn't get it.

Listen to Jimmy Dore.

Sane decent people should get it instead.

Under his eye.

Sonic Youth, 2005, Or, Jim O'Rourke Has Alot To Answer For

Not Breaking News: Thurston Moore Is A Titanic Asshole

Didn't anybody think of Mark Ibold.

Christ.

What a dumb mutherfukker Thurston Moore is, though Jim O'Rourke has something to answer for, certainly.  Moore had it all and fucked up.  Sure, you suck, but you're just some rando loser and not the guy in Sonic Youth.

No matter what, all of us can say "Well, I'm not as big a fuckup as Thurston Moore".

Unless, well, you know...

Walter Presents: Wout Van Aert Is A Fukkin' Beast

Pro Tip: Every Conservative Is A Closet Case, Probably

The louder a bagger brays about globohomo, the bigger the assurance that they are gay as fuck.

Matt Schlapp is not the only one.

Of course if you were married to Mercedes Schlapp, you would crave the dick, too.

Ugly fucking nasty cunt.

Sad.

Thanks, Clinton.

TWIV: Jimmy Dore Is Still A Grotesque Imbecile

Sea Starz

Matt Schlapp Sets Of Every Gaydar From Here To The Center Of The Galaxy And Back

I mean he's yes homo.

Globohomo.

A big gay Al.

Matt Schlapp is a cock monger.  You only have to see him for five seconds to see that shit.

Under his eye.

Elron Musk Is Yuge Beta Cuck Loser

And his little dick don't even work!

There's no bigger beta cuck loser in the world than Elron Musk.

Praise be!

Dan Crenshaw Is A Super Butch Manlet!

So tuff!

So ruff!

He's a man's man.

At 5'2".

Heh, indeedy.

TWIV: Every Day Jimmy Dore Gets Dumber

The Damage Trump Has Done To The GOP Is A Wonder To Behold

Fucking glorious. 

The Free RePubic baggers are in shambles now, too--Trump's managed to destroy their baggy insanity as a treat.

Brilliant!

Thanks, Obama.

Katie Hobbs Is Way Smarter Than Kari Lake

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Heh, indeedy.

Thanks, Trump.

Pontevedra In Spain Sounds Lovely

Not a shithole.

Wicked cool.

Who knew Spaniards were so fukkin' smart.

Rainy Day Reel Estate

Kevin McCarthy Is A Yuge Loser

Imagine if AOC and her merry band of clowns had been as interested in change as those GOP creeps like Gym Jordan.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Bro...

Nobody Cries Harder Than Free RePubic Baggers

Weepy little bitches.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Jamie Peck, Pain Less

Jamie Peck and the painless IUD.

Healthcare for women, especially reproductive health care is a fucking joke.

Jesus.

Jamie Peck was the last best hope for Sam Seder, too.

How'd that work out?

Everybody Knows Elron's Dumb Now

Poor dumb bastard isn't hiding it anymore.

Sad.

Thanks, Jack.

J Powered Trio

Finally, That Vile Kraut Is Enjoying Hell

Fukkin' Nazi piece of shit.

Die Popenfuherer is ded.

Some people always hated that creepy reactionary cokksukker.  Just sayin'.