2 The Medal

Orange Rossin

Repaint, with wicked thicc orange paint that doesn't look right at all, and a new-chrome fork that most probably didn't go with that frame originally.

When In Doubt, Trust Your Kids To Dr. Jimmy Dore And His Band Of Simpletons And Not These Frakkin' Clowns On TWIV

Free RePubic Baggers Having A Sad Over Glorious Brain Genius Herschel Walker

Baggers, dumber than dog shit.

Herschel Walker could be their king.

After Trump dies.

Sad.

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

No Fascists Ever--Let's Make Sure Every Nazi Lives In Terror 24/7

Stomp on Mosely and all his brothers and sisters.

No Nazis anywhere anytime.

Stand up for yourselves.

Stomp on fascists.

Delete the white.

Make America greater again.

Hart Of The See

Failed State Chronicles: Biden Was The Worst Possible President

What a fucking disaster.

Thanks, Obama.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Christ.

Brilliant Drive-By Fisking Of Syd Blumenthal's Trustfundbaby Failson Max Blumenthal

Well, shit, that was mean.

Heh, indeedy.

Blumenthal is the overprivileged failson of the execrable neolib Clinton family fixer Sydney Blumenthal.

It's cute that Max Blumenthal wants to have his dumb little internet newspaper site or whatever as long as his trustfund holds out, but after he got gulled so easily by the most insanely dangerous hard-right libertarian horseshit, he proceeded to lose all credibility.

Sad.

Thanks, Jimmy Dore

Tim Stanley: Not The Brightest Bulb On The Menorah--Somebody Tell Him The White Southern 'Liberals' ARE The Racists, In Lockstep With The GOP Baggers

Delete the white.

White people didn't fail the South.  White people made the South exactly what they wanted.  White "liberals" are no such thing.  Neolibs are racist cocksuckers as much or more than any inbred toothless bagger or Trump voter.

Nixon, Reagan, Bush, Bush, Trump, the modern GOP are reprobate reactionary racist scum.

And so are neolib Dems.

Tim Stanley is probably a rock-ribbed reactionary establishment Dem and Rapey Uncle Joe stan and/or stillwithhering Hildo.

In other words, dumber than dog shit.

Baggers: Even If You Explain Something To Them In The Most Basic Terms, They Still Won't Be Able To Get It, Atmo

Thank the fucking gods!

If baggers weren't so fucking dumb, so many more of them would be alive right now.

Under his eye.

GM Pensions: Another Obama Failure

Obama fucked the country worse than even Reagan and Clinton.  

For the love of christ, never, ever vote for Dems.

Jesus.

Thrillogy

In The United States Of America, Our Astounding Collective Failure To Deal With The Coronavirus Properly Created The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover

Praise be!

COVID has killed so many baggers and continues to rage all across the nation because we are too stupid to stop it.

Under his eye.

We had miraculous vaccines less than a year into the pandemic but missed our chance to flood the country and the world and stop the continuing waves of infection.  We knew how to minimize contact and spread with masks and distancing and basic common sense but failed to do what was necessary to be effective.  Now baggers and other reactionary fucks, too stupid to understand anything, won't do even the most basic, obvious things to prevent themselves or others from getting sick.  And our lack of leadership at every level is wrecking lives in every state.

So now we are helpless because too many people have been worn down or lied to and no longer have the will or the intelligence to deal with the disease and its spread.

The opportunity to stop a pandemic, if you have one, is right away.  Wait too long and you have lost.

We have lost.

But so many baggers have suffered and died, and continue to do the same, so America truly is greater again.

Thanks, Trump!

Pro Tip: Human Rights Are For Everyone Or They Are For No One

Except for conservatives, baggers, libertarians, neocons, neolibs, Trump voters, Proud Boys, Rapey Uncle Joe stans, KHive lunatics, stillwithhering Hildos, those reactionary cocksuckers get no rights at all.

But trans kids, kids, those people have rights.

Sane, decent people have rights.

Kind people have rights.

Human rights.

Stop picking on trans kids because you are too much of a fucking coward to pick on anyone else.

Songs About UFOs

What The Actual Fuck Is This Serotta Shit?

This is a prank right?

Ben Serotta didn't really attempt this, right?

It was a troll done by somebody who was bored at home right as the coronavirus was getting revved up, right?

Nobody would be dumb enough to buy one of these, right?

Who would build these and/or who would be dumb enough to work for Ben Serotta in the 2020s?

Is this what happens when you don't go to the Serotta Forum for a year or four?

Ben Serotta already ran this new venture into the ground I'd imagine...

Prosecutors Are Cops, And All Cops Are Bastards, So Stop Voting For The Fucking Dems

Jesus.

Biden has been a racist shithead his whole life, so this is exactly what he always wanted to do.

Prosecutors are evil motherfuckers, even ones that are purportedly 'liberal' or whatever horseshit Dems happen to be puking up that day.

Abolish the fucking police AND the criminal court system.  

And for the love of christ, never, ever vote for Dems.

Stupid fucks.

Baggers Love Slobbering Over Trump's Tiny, Misshapen, Orange Wiener

If baggers weren't sucking Trump's dick, Trump would have to pay whores to do it.

Whores like Melaria and Ivana.

Baggers worship that weak and lardy orange loser because baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Sing Outs

US TeeVee Sure As Shit Didn't Want To Talk About It, But COVID Had A Yuge Impact On The Tour De France This Year

Team UAE had single rooms and still lost riders to positive tests.

Vingegaard wore a mask back stage and only took it off when he got out onto the podium each day.

This was a big story, but nobody wanted to admit it.

Not just the beautiful brave American bagger assholes who are blinded by science...

Sensed Lesson

Under His Eye: There's Nothing Dumber Than A Bagger And We Are Blessed

These grotesque, vile, and screaming inane fucktards are literally killing themselves and their families, and that is truly making America greater again.

Free RePubic baggers are the baggiest baggers who ever bagged and the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover is killing more of them every day.

Praise be!

John R. Wood Jr.: Conservative, Idiot, Liar, Uncle Tom For The Fox Generation

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Like all conservative narratives, this one is complete horseshit.

Like all conservatives, John R. Wood Jr. is a shabby and dumb liar.

Abortion is not at all complicated unless you are a conservative simpleton.

To the sane and not fucking dumber than dog shit crowd, abortion is healthcare.

And healthcare is a human right.

Anything else is reactionary obfuscation and bugfuck ignorant insanity.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Rodeos Against Violence

The Red Sox Losing In The Most Humiliating Ways Possible Is The Glory Of American Democracy

Heh, indeedy.

When the Sox lose, everyone wins.

Inside the park grand salami.

Thanks, Obama.

TWIV: Dr. Jimmy Dore Told Me Not To Get Vaccinated

Trump Really Is A Yuge Pussy, Just The Softest, Weakest, Most Soy Boy Beta Cuck Ever

Christ, what a pathetic little loser.

Never once is his lardy orange life did it ever occur to him to NOT be a giant fucking pussy at every possible opportunity.

Baggers worship this useless sack of mouldering shit, the yuge fat and frail beta boy who couldn't even beat Rapey Uncle Joe.

Hilarious.

Airy, Uh

This COVID Vaccination Graph Is One Of The Most Beautiful Things In The World: Baggers Killing Themselves

The blessed holy bagger remover in action.

Stupid and nasty racist reactionary assholes committing suicide because they're too fucking dumb to get a fucking vaccine is the greatest event in human history.

Thanks, Trump!

Your Frinnds Are Here

Rapey Uncle Joe Gave Us Clarence Uncle Thomas Because They Are Both Vile Reactionary Shitheads

Clarence "Uncle" Thomas is easily as brain dead and awful as Rapey Uncle Joe.

Rapey Uncle Joe put Thomas on the bench and lost Roe and is responsible for all the other reactionary shit the court has done since.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Free RePubic Baggers Are Hilariously Gullible

Those idiots will believe any reactionary horseshit.

But reality scares the fuck out of them, so they resist.

And we're better for it.

Conservatives would be way more fucking dangerous if they weren't so wicked fucking stupid.

Thank The Fucking Gods For Herschel Walker And The Entertainment This Brain Genius Is Bringing To Make America Greater Again

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

This shit is not Walker's fault, but it sure is funny af.

Wonderful!

Thanks, Trump.

Armstrong, Aldrin, Collins, And Kubrick Day

Matt Walsh Is One Of The Most Reliably Stupid Baggers In The Known Universe

I mean, jesus.

David Andress gets it, atmo.

Ozone hole and acid rains are wins.  Matt Walsh is a fucking imbecile.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

BBQ The White

Sadly, it won't be the white folks who broil first.

If we could be sure only the weak whytes would die from climate change, everything would be cool.

Political Song for Wizards to Sing

Sandinista!

Weird that no US government officials went to the celebration.

Sandinista!

When Former Senator Vice President Herschel Walker Becomes President In September 2025, America Will Finally Be Greater Again

Herschel Walker truly is the right man for America today.

Herschel Walker is America.

Only the best people.

Fuck Yeah!

Christianity Is The Enemy Of Freedom--And Decency; And Reason; And Sanity; And Hygiene

Christians are worse than asshole cancer.

Delete the white.

Friendsters

The Vile Rich White People On College Confidential Are Every Bit As Grotesque And Reactionary As Free RePubic And The Serotta Forum

Delete the fucking white.

This is a lie.  Never happened, but not even a good troll.  But then the cocksuckers lock the thread because they're just wretched upper class twits.

White people suck wicked hard.

This is also risible horseshit.  Never happened, either, but twits are inherently dumb as fuck, so the vapid whites will believe almost anything, and there you are.  Also locked because College Confidential is a grift and blows major dog dick.

Memberin'

Nice To See The Yankees Pulverizing The Fucking Sox

Not the same when the Sox aren't screaming pieces of shit like Pedroia, Big Poopy, and Pedro Martinez, but still wicked.

Better than losing to the fucking Sox.

Because Jesus Freekin' Christo Loves Us So Freekin' Much Florida Is A Wonderful, Glorious Shithole Seething With Disease And Boiling With Beautiful Suffering

Praise be!

The blessed holy bagger remover is making Florida greater again with every ded bagger.

Under his eye.

Not Breaking News: Megan McArdle Is A Stupid Cunt

Not at all shocking.

Conservatism is what?

Baggers are what?

McMegan is all that and less.

So much less intelligent and beautiful and sane and pleasant than a decent human being.

Mary Katharine Hambeast: Her Husband Died To Get Away From Her

Ugly AND stupid.

Nothing more disgusting than a bagger skank.

Like the Hambeast knows anything about education.  Jesus frakking christ, baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Tandem'd

The Free RePubic Baggers Continue To Be The Dumbest Motherfuckers On The Planet--Under His Eye

Somehow the QAnon hoax is still a thing with those sick bastards.

Nice to see they're too stupid to see they're being played.

And of course, Free RePubic is a reality-free community so the blessed holy bagger remover can continue to do the lords' work.

Praise be.

Could Y'All Stop Voting For Fucking Dems

This is all bullshit.

The Dems could have solved the Manchin problem long long ago if they had cared to.

But they didn't.

So never, ever vote for Dems.

What Does A Shithole Country Look Like Again?

This.

The confederacy of dunces would be a monumental step up from whatever shitshow we're running now.

Kids Bops

If Baggers Weren't So Fucking Stupid, The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Would Have To Work A Thousand Times Harder

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Praise be.

And even better, their screaming fucktardery is killing them.

Baggers could save themselves, but they're too fucking stupid.

Under his eye.

Herschel Walker: Senator, 2022; Vice President, 2024; President, 2025

America, FUCK YEAH!     

Walker is the man America needs.

Herschel Walker IS America.

Fuck yeah.

Abolish The Fucking Police Right Fucking Now

Cops are murder thugs.

No fucking cops.

No cops, know peace.

The 1312 Project.

Bottle Knows

Ingrid Jacques: 'I'm From Hillsdale College And I'm Dumber Than Dog Shit'

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Hillsdale College turns fucking idiots into screaming fucking idiots.

Jesus isn't real.

And crisis pregnancy centers should be burned to the ground.

The Moony Loony Epoch Times Has Done More To Help Kill Baggers Than Most Superheroes

So many ded baggers thanks to these fuckers.

Let us pray that the Free RePubic baggers never stop believing this screaming horseshit.

The blessed holy bagger remover will never be stopped.

Praise be.

Not Breaking News: Joe Manchin Is Dumber Than Dog Shit

That asshole can't even spell inflation.

There are rocks with more active intellects.

Manchin should have been dealt with long ago.

Polly Cule

The Fundamental Law Of The Universe: Free RePubic Baggers Are Too Stupid To Comprehend Reality

Conservatism is a mental defect.

This is a tragic story of a child being victimized repeatedly, but at least the Free RePubic baggers are amusingly retarded and hilariously unhinged.

Christ.

Emo's Not Ded

No Need To Repeal The 2nd Amendment If You Appoint Justices Who Can Read And Elect A Gun Control Government

There's no right to private ownership of guns, open carry, concealed carry or any of that nonsense in the US Constitution.

The 2A was about the army and whether it's better to have a standing army or a national guard type citizen army.

Everyone who can read understands this.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

So don't pretend you need to repeal the amendment if you appoint judges who can read English and elect people who are committed to taking the guns from racist white violent lunatics and cops and everyone else pretty much.

Establishment Neolib Reactionary Dems Are Fucking Scum

Keep votin' for Dems you stupid fucks.

What do you have left to lose?

It's Official: Yahoo!'s Rick Newman Is Dumber Than Lil' Jimmy Surowiecki

Where empty meets head.

Jfc, if you thought Surowiecki was a fatuous pissboy who never had a thought in his weird little head, what the fuck are you gonna do about blithering pissboy Rick Newman?

A vile reactionary racist like Joe Biden is just a "nice guy" according to Newman...

Dumber. Than. Dogshit.

Steady Ready

Don't Vote For Dems, You Frakking Imbeciles

Voting for Dems gets you Rapey Uncle Joe and Pelosi and Schumer and B Barry Bams and Bill Clinton.

So stop fucking voting for those reactionary fuckers.

Jesus.

Give Thanks To Jesus And The Rest Of The Gods: Baggers Are Dumb Enough To Believe ANYTHING

Greenwich Patriots are prob the only organization in the galaxy with a bigger brain the Free RePubic.

Jesus frakking christy.

The blessed holy bagger remover is the best thing to happen to the world since ever.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

The Glories Of Youth: Play It All The Way Thru 'Kool Thing' (MTV Was Such A Weird Contraption...)

Gun Control Works

Gun Control Now.

Take the guns, end the violence.

Gun. Control. Now.

Do Drops Twin

TWIV: But Dr. Jimmy Dore Said COVID Was Harmless For Kids

You Are Living Through The End Of The World

It's never getting better.

Every day is worse than yesterday.

Everything is failing around you and you are powerless to stop it.

You will die and all you know will die too, but not soon enough.

If You Travel To Florida And Get The Coronavirus, You Deserve It

Florida is a gross, dirty shithole teeming with diseased bagger assholes.

Don't go to Florida.

Christ.

The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Runs On Bagger Stupidity--Praise Be!

Without Free RePubic baggers, the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover would not be able to keep killing baggers year after year.

Only baggers are dumb enough to be removed so easily.

Under his eye.

Pro Tip: If You Don't Have The Right To Abort A Pregnancy, You Don't Have Any Rights At All

Rights are for everyone or rights do not exist.

The Dems have been anti-choice, anti-woman, anti-child, anti-rights, anti-freedom all along, but it's only now that the horrible rich white ladies, the Hildos, the Obama fluffers, the Rapey Uncle Joe Stans, the PUMAs, the KHive, are seeing how they fucked themselves.

At least they deserve it.

Almost Again Jr.

This 'Dream' Bike Is Fukkin' Ugly--And Honestly Niner Has The Worst Suspension Design Currenlty In Production

Wout Van Aert Rode Himself Out Of The Race Yesterday

That was weird.

If he winds up winning the Green Jersey, that might make this seem not so bad, but he could have gone for the stage win out of the final bunch instead of losing four, five minutes or whatever.

Oopsie.

Owning A Tesla Is The Obvious Indication That You Are The Dumbest Motherfucker On Earth

Even MAGAtards think you're an idiot.

Tesla is an intelligence test: if you buy one, you failed.

Alvvays New

Gun Control Now: The 2nd Amendment Is The US Army, Not A Right To Carry A Gun In Civilized Sane Society And Anyone Who Cannot Understand That Should Be Fired Into The Sun

GUN CONTROL NOW.

There's no right to a gun in the US Constitution unless you are in the military, so any guntard pussies who need a gun because their dicks are so comically tiny are free to join up.

Anyone in the government too vile and/or stupid to understand this basic reading comprehension event is not worthy of a place in our society.

Gun.

Control.

Now.

Jim Earl Gets It, Atmo

Jim Earl is no Jimmy Dore.

Pro Tip: There Is No Abortion 'Debate'--Abortion Is Healthcare And Healthcare Is A Human Right

There's no 'both sides' to this.  One side is correct in every way, and one side is reactionary insanity.  There's nothing to debate.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Like All Hilariously Incompetent Conservative Twits, Boris Johnson Finally Lived Up To His Entertainment Potential

Conservatism is a mental defect.

And Boris is a fucking syphilitic imbecile and always has been.  The Limey cocksuckers deserve all of this.

What About All The Cops, Are They Bastards?

Yes.  Yes they are all bastards.

The 1312 Project.

Silvermoon Dropoffs

JFC, The Free RePubic Baggers Are So Hilariously Fucking Dumb

Portals!  Demons!

God Particle!

LMFAO.

Except these vile reactionary dullards really believe this shit.  They think a particle accelerator is going to open up a gateway which will allow demons to possess people on Earth.

No wonder these stupid fucking assholes couldn't understand how vaccines work.

Christ.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

But sometimes it's funny AF.

I Noticed That PZ 'Party Zone' Myers Removed The Ukraine Flag From The Front Page Of His Blog

Good.

The Ukraine flag is the leading indicator of a vile reactionary simpleton.

Also Not Breaking News: Every Religious Fundamentalist Is A Pedo And/Or Child Abuser

Keep religious people away from the kids.

Fundies are sick and disgusting people in every fucking way.  Fundie christians are def the worst of the worst.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

So, Jim Earl Gets It On Covid And Vaccines And Shit, But Somehow Jimmy Dore Was Completely Captured By The Bowel Movement Conservative Unhinged Liars

Weird.

I wonder why.

What could possibly be Dore's motivation...

Not Breaking News: Alan Simpson Is An Even BIGGER Asshole Than Rapey Uncle Joe

But they both want to cut Social Security, so it checks out.

Rapey Uncle Joe sucks major ass, so never, ever vote for Dems.

Jesus.

Homelanders

Mekons Chop That Child In Half

Mekons Born To Choose

SHOUT Your Abortion

Choice.

Never stop fighting for a woman's right to choose.

Never stop fighting for a person's right to choose.

SHOUT Your Abortions

Healthcare.

Abortion is healthcare.

Healthcare is a human right.

Abortion is a human right.

Shout Your Abortions

Bagger abortions.

Not the good kind, tho.

Shout Your Abortion

Abortion is good.

Abortion should never be a crime.

Abortion is healthcare.

No coathangers.

Gun Control Now

Gun Control Now

Forth

Grove Innovations Track Bike

Kayy.

Sure don't see that shit every day.

The Reactionary TERFy Twits At Pinkbike Could Certainly Give The Serotta Forum Twits A Run For Their Money

Delete the white.

It seems gross af but mountain biking is mostly a rich white guy hobby, too, and rich white guys are the most grotesque reactionary shitheads in the visible universe.

TWIV: Waiting For Jimmy Dore To DEBUNK Paxlovid

Freek Seen

Ohio Is A Bagger Shithole--Prospective Kenyon, Oberlin, Dennison, Wooster Students Take Note

Bates College would be good.  Smith, Mount Holyoke, CoCo, Trinity, Union, Hobart would all be good places to consider if you're thinking of an Ohio school. 

Jordan Peterson Is A Sad Little Man

Beta boy, he's perfect to be circle jerkin' in the closet with Ben 'Bone Dry' Shapiro.

Neither of them knows where to find the clitoris.

Or care.

Peek Oil

Baggers Don't Just Kill Themselves, They Kill Children Because They're Too Fucking Stupid To Live

Under his eye.

Baggers would never trust a doctor when they have cocksucking imbeciles like Ron DeSantis!

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover would not have it any other way.

Thanks, jesus.

Free RePubic Baggers Are Still Too Fucking Stupid To Live

Thank christ.

These retarded motherfuckers are never gonna be smart enough to save themselves, and so the blessed holy bagger remover will keep on killing these cocksuckers forever and ever.

Under his eye.

Hey Asshole, Do You Remember When Cocaine Mitch Wouldn't Allow That Black Guy To Appoint A Hard-Right Fuckface To The Supreme Court

Apparently Rapey Uncle Joe thought that was just fucking fine.

Never, ever vote for Dems.