Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Pro Tip: The Baggers Really, Truly, Honestly Believe Trump Won In 2020

They are not kidding.  It's not a bit.  Not trolling.

Baggers like the Free RePubic baggatron cocksuckers believe this without doubt.

They really are that fucking stupid.

Rapey Uncle Joe rinsed that weak orange moist lardy loser, and the baggers can't process it.

Sad.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Thanks, Obama.

Not Breaking News: Mormons And Utah And BYU Are Racist AF

Morons Mormons are even more racist than evangelicals or zionists.  

They're fucking gross.

The whole fucking state of Utah is an affront to basic human decency.

Any sort of religion is a mental impairment, but Mormons are up there with Scientologists and Adventists for screaming bugfuck crazy bullshit. 

Of course they're violent racist cocksuckers, too...

Peeling Mekon

Monday, August 29, 2022

Ovarit: The Most Grotesque Reactionary Braindead TERFs All In One Disgusting Place

Imagine the stench of all these unhinged simpletons in one room.

Jesus frakking krist, TERFs are the lowest form of right-wing bigot, even dumber and more vile than libertarians.

Just fucking gross.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Wow, I'm Starting To Think That Obama And Larry Summers Were Vile Reactionary Monsters

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Voting for Dems gets you Obama and Summers.

These assholes could have saved lives and simply didn't want to because it was a benefit for blahs and white trash and hispandex and not at all a benefit for folks at Harvard and Columbia and Georgetown--the banks had already been paid, so fuck everyone else.

Never ever vote for Dems.


Lotsa Folks Sick At The Vuelta, Kuss, Serry, Poels

Ruh-roh.

This is not a great situation for the riders or the race.

And is a bad look for the lack of COVID mitigation out there in the wild.

Sad.

Thanks, Lance.

Thursday, August 25, 2022

Please Note That The Free RePubic Baggers Think EVERYONE Is A Homosexual Pedo--Why Is That I Wonder

A baggers only superpower, save being a drooling racist fucktard, is projection.

They believe everyone is like them, and every sin and perversion and defect they find in themselves, they project all of that vile sickness onto everyone else.

So...

If the baggers think being gay is the worst thing anyone can ever be, AND the baggers think everyone else is raping children and pets and spreading diseases, well, yeah, keep your kids and your dogs away from Free RePubic baggers.

Conservatism is MORE than a mental defect...

Rick Newman Is Surely The Dimmest Reactionary Toady In The Galaxy

Jesus frakking crips, Newman's the dimmest bulb on the tree.

He's Larry Summers and Jason Fuhrman levels of stupid.

What the fuck.

He doesn't just suck ass, he blows donkey dick.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Sky Skraper

Wednesday, August 24, 2022

Abortion Seems To Be A Thing For The Kids These Days

When do the Dems start noticing?

Who gives a shit about Dems.

The young people, rural young people, college young people, urban young people, should be leading on this shit, and it looks like they are.

Abortion is the best of America.

Abortion is healthcare.

Healthcare is a human right.

Never, ever vote for Dems...

Trump Failed The GOP And Laura Loomer Again

Sad.

Loomer woulda been so much fun in the House.

Trump is the world's weakest lardy orange soy boy beta cuck loser.

Thanks, Obama.


Warzone

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Joseph Mercola: The Greatest Friend The Blessed Holy Bagger Has

Thank christ that the baggatron cocksuckers on the Free RePubic are too stupid to understand what a fucking screaming imbecile Joseph Mercola is.

"Pro-vax bully".

LOL

Jesus fucking christ the FR baggers suck so hard.

Peter Hotez is an actual doctor.

And a medical doctor!

He's a doctor doctor.

Mercola is no doctor at all.

But he is dumber than dog shit.

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover loves some Joseph Mercola.

More dead baggers makes America greater again.

Praise be.

Jeffrey Sachs And RFK Jr. Are A Match Made In Unhinged Bagger Hell

Conservatism is a mental defect.

It's time to flush all these bagger fucktards into the cesspool of history.

RFK Jr., the worst Kennedy.

Sad.

Thanks, Joe.

Trump's Clumsy Yet Brutal And Bloody Rending Of The GOP Is Beyond Gleeful, Beyond Sublime

They just bent over and let him do it.

The GOP was helpless, weaker than the weakest, frailest, lardiest, most orange dotard to hold national office.  Trump was clumsy and incompetent and comically fucking stupid.

But Republicans were worse.

Praise be.

Donald Trump has done more damage to racism and fascism and conservatism and political insanity in this nation than any man in history.

The Republican Party will be a broken toy forever now because Trump was so fucking hopelessly stupid and astoundingly narcissistic.

Amazing.

And even better when National Review is reporting it.

Thanks, Hillary.

Saturday, August 20, 2022

Friday, August 19, 2022

After 35 Years, More And Better Morrisseys Than Morrissey--Most Of Whom Did Not Grow Into Tedious Old Tory Cunts

Reactionary Nitwit Matt Lewis Is Having A Sad Over John Fetterman

Cope harder.

Matt Lewis is a hard-right hack, so watching him cry over John Fetterman sodomizing Oz on a daily basis in this campaign is pretty fucking fun.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Chris Horner Is Annoying, Atmo

He has one thing to say, which should take about 30 seconds max, and repeats it over and over until he makes sure the video is long enough to be monetized.

Shut

The 

Fuck 

Up 

You 

Vapid 

Bald 

Cunt.

Jesus frakking christy.

Thanks, Lance.

Today In The Dumbest Baggers In The Universe News: Free RePubic Baggers Are Stillwithhering Qtards

When I say baggers are dumber than dog shit, I mean that really rancid, wormy, broiling dogshit.

QAnon tards are the impossible animal: a dumber breed of bagger--praise be for the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover!

These fucks are gods damned imbeciles.

With bonus chemtrail bugfuckery because nobody should forget just how fucking dumb these bagger cocksuckers truly are.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

I Wanna Be A Door

Thursday, August 18, 2022

Jonas Vingegaard Needs To Get Back On His Race Bike, Atmo

I get it.

But now's the time for Jonas Vingegaard to harden the fuck up and start racing again.  He doesn't need to win everything, but racing will give him the structure he needs to through this period.

He's a bike racer and a damn good one, so race your fuckin' bike, atmo.

Rule #5.

Has Jimmy Dore Ever Seen This 'Debunk The Funk' Clip From Dr. Dan Wilson, Cuz...

Thank Christ: Baggers Will Never Give Up On Their Horse Paste God--And They Will Continue To Believe Every Lie About Vaccines

The blessed holy bagger remover is the greatest thing jesus ever gave to mankind.

These wretched fucking assholes are so gloriously stupid that they will always refuse to believe the truth about the horse paste.

AND the COVID vaccines.

This is truly making America greater again.

Praise be!

Rock-Ribbed Establishment Dems Save Their Contempt For The Center-Right And Centrist Members In Their Own Party

The Dems show no contempt for racist revanchists and fascist lunatics in the GOP, but an anodyne centrist like Bernie Sanders and the center-right loyalists in "The Squad" get nothing but opprobrium from the party establishment.

Democrats are a hard-right party, so please remember to never, ever vote for Dems.

Nairo Quintana: Don't Call It A Comeback!

Well, that was quick.

Quintana is not gonna be the next Geraint Thomas, I guess.

That's racing.

The Republicans Learned Bigly Losing From Trump, The Biglyest Loser The GOP Has Ever Known

Trump was a yuge, yuge loser, and now the Republicans are fixin' to live up to that tradition.

Heh, indeedy.

Without the Senate, the House means nothing.  Stupid fucks.

Thanks, Obama.

Deep Thought

Wednesday, August 17, 2022

Fun Drive-By Fisking Of Risible Simpleton Not-Doctor John Campbell

Actual doctor Dr. Susan Oliver smacks that idiot around for fun cuz he sucks major ass.

John Campbell is the most rotten Limey in the world today.

Somebody Tell Chris Froome That Dr. Jimmy Dore Said COVID Is Milder Than A Cold

TRUST THE SCIENCE!!!

Of unhinged reactionary libertarian cocksuckers like the Great Barrington Group and risible dipshits like Jimmy Dore and Max Blumenthal.

TRUST IT!

Or, ya know, don't be an asshole and ignore everything Dore and his ilk have to say on this shit.

Cheers!

Nairo Quintana, Whoopsie!

Banned drug, but not a PED.

Whoopsie.

Now his comeback looks tainted.

Nobody ever cops to taking shit, so we have to assume he did.

Sad.

Thanks, Tadej.

Elon Musk Is A Risible Cretin, An Utter Grotesque Simpleton

Who woulda thought that an apartheid emerald failson could be such a stupid asshole??

Elon Musk is dumber than dog shit.

The left of the GOP are rock-ribbed reactionary racist fascists, so I guess that's all you need to know about that moron.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Remember When Dr. Jimmy JimJam Dore Spent An Hour Sucking Risible Liar And Debased Lunatic Robert Malone's Dick Last Year

Everything Is Dumber In Texas, Especially Bud Kennedy

Texas makes the dumbest Kennedys.

Sad.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Take the guns from all the white people.

Yer Dad The Professor's Band Is At It Again

Tuesday, August 16, 2022

This Is The Best Video Fisking Of Unhinged Reactionary Liar Robert Malone--And Is A Nice Primer On How Vaccines Work If You Are Into That Sorta Thing

Light A Candle And Thank Christ That The GOP Is As Disfunctional And Debased As The Dems Are

Now and forever, conservatism is a mental defect.

But if the GOP was simply slightly better at this game, approaching even a moron's idea of competence, the world somehow would be more doomed than we are under Rapey Uncle Joe and the KHive Slut Queen and the rest of the vile reactionary Dems.

So there's that.

The Dems are rotten and corrupt and awful in every way, but the Republicans are hilariously inane and useless.

Trump managed to take a group of demented inbred racist revanchist baggers and make them dumber than they were before.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

The Entire USA Is Florida Now, Even If Some Clowns Can't See It Yet

Somethin' somethin' about a failed state.

And not just Florida.

We are living in the most grotesque, hell-on-Earth dystopia.

Monday, August 15, 2022

Rocka Round A Clocka

Unhinged Limey Nitwit, Not-A-Doctor John Campbell Sucks Moose Cock

Nobody Sucks Harder At This Game Than Donald J. Trump

Even John Bolton is dunking on that sorry bastard Trump.

Yuge, yuge loser.

Damn.

Thanks, Obama.

Some Good News In The World To Remind You About: Bagger Lunatic Simone Gold Is In Jail

Heh, indeedy.

Being dumber than dog shit IS a crime sometimes.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Oprah's Friend Dr. Oz Is Very Good At The Politics AND The Shopping

Only the best people.

This is Oprah's fault way more than it is Trump's.

Gnu Wayve Hott Doggos

Sunday, August 14, 2022

Jeez, Somebody Sure Doesn't Like Jared Kushner

I mean, yeah, he sucks bad.  Nobody with any taste likes Jared Kushner.

But outing him as the Rat of Malaria Lagoon could get him baggered but good.

And nobody wants that.

Really.

Nobody.

Well, not nobody...

Kash Patel Seems Really Stupid

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

The Toxic Reactionary KHive Will Always Worship Their Slut Queen Kamala

KHive, like Rapey Uncle Joe stans, Obama fluffers, stillwithhering Hildos, Liz lasses, PUMAs, neolibs, shitlibs, neocons, and all other establishment Dem voters, are way more demented, toxic, and dangerous than the most disgusting MAGA CHUD.

Kamala Harris needed to be appointed to every job she's ever had, and couldn't even win a single delegate in the Dem primary.  She was on track to come in last in her own state before she quit.  She is a loser and a cop, and she sucks ass.

Willie Brown says, "Been there, done that."

Sad.

Thanks, Hillary.

Doctor Jimmy JimJam Dore Would Like A Word With You...

Saturday, August 13, 2022

Blink 182's Blink 182--Or Maybe Blink 182's MxPx

On This Bagger/FBI Shit, Sr. GarbageApe Gets It, Atmo

Baggers like MTG are useless and vile.

Any sane, decent person should have nothing to do with them.

Sr. GarbageApe gets it, atmo.

In Case You're New Here: Don't Ever Vote For Dems

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Voting for Dems gets you Rapey Uncle Joe and Donald Trump and Barack Obama.  

Don't vote for Republicans, either.

Be better.

Christ.

Oh, My, The Free RePubic Baggers Are So Terrified By This Whole Malaria Lagoon Invasion

Frothy and moist with fear.

You really do love to see it.

They're not exactly smart and handsome boys on their best days, but all this crying is making them look really fucking insane.

Heh, indeedy.

Seriously, this is elite fucktardery on display.  These boys are frail and cowardly like their god emperor, and they're really not up to all this worry.

Sad.

Thanks, DeSantis.

One Undeniable Truth: Baggers Are Dumber Than Dog Shit (And Trump Is Their Soft, Lardy, Weak, Moist, Orange Loser King)

Baggers are too dumb to learn anything.

They love Trump, their sad frail master and always will.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Planet Kahbukee

Friday, August 12, 2022

Speaking Ill Of The Dead, Fatuous Simpleton SEK Edition

Gods, I hate those smarmy, reactionary welfare academia fucking dunces at LG&M.

Anywho, note the not-too-bright and now-dead-guy Scott Eric Kaufman never addressed the welfare academia criticism at all and pretended that I simply made fun of his shitty taste in tee vee.

Plus, that airhead Kaufman was a yuge fan of Hamilton, so that's really all you need to know about reinventing suck for the 21st century.

Also, he was a really shitty writer, too. 

I know he's dead and whatnot, but christ he was an utter hack and a fucking dick.

Hate hate hate all those assholes.

Pro Tip: Israel Is A Failed State, Too

The USA is a shithole, but at least we get have our nasty little pet Israel to kick around any time we get humiliated on the world stage.

Israel doesn't even have that.

Sad.

Palestine.  Freedom for Palestine and an end to the apartheid state of Israel.

Inshallah.

Jesus Frakking Chrispy, Trump Sucks At This Game

Espionage Act shit might get the attention of the fucking Feds.

What a fucking asshole.

Trump's always been unbelievably fucking dumb, but this is getting embarrassing now.  Even George W. Bush wouldn't have been this stupid.  Christ. 

At least Trump can take comfort in the fact that his inbred stans are way more hilariously retarded than is.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

No Media Organ In The US Sucks AND Blows As Hard As The Nice, Polite Republicans At NPR

Just rotten, miserable motherfuckers.

NPR is the worst.

All the reactionary horseshit without the sublime entertainment value you get from truly unhinged and syphilitic bagger screaming.

Fuck NPR

Salman Rushdie Is No Kid--Satanic Verses And Midnight's Children Were So Good

At 75 you don't bounce back as quickly from this sorta assault as you would have when you were 35 or 40.

Religion is a mental illness always.

Rushdie has always been a jerk, but he was a great writer.  I'm sure Joyce would have been annoying af much of the time, too.

E-Z-E

Thursday, August 11, 2022

Breezy, Quick, Short & Fun Drive-By Video Fisking Of Empty-Headed Reactionary Whackjob Jordan Peterson

Life-Long Failure Donald Trump Is The Lardy Moist Orange God-Emperor Of The Losers

Trump is just the amalgamation of creepy old fat reactionary guys posting their Ls.

He's the apotheosis brain-dead, useless conservative failure.

Trump sucks major dog dick.

And his acolytes are even dumber.

Yet Hillary Clinton lost to this fucking stooge.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Scott Adams Is The Exact Sorta Beta Cuck Soy Boy Loser Who Worships Trump

It's the creepy cuck loser clade.

Trump's the lardy orange moist loser king, but Scott Adams is certainly a loyal servant.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

The Baggers Are Still Wicked Scared And Frothy Over The Feds At Malaria Lagoon

Weepy motherfuckers.

Baggers are yuge pussies.

Their moist orange lardy king has been shamed and they can't do anything about it.

They're never gonna stop crying insanely about planted evidence and mean FBI guys with guns.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Beto Is Alotta Fun And Would Be Fine In Texas--Too Bad He's Gonna Lose

This kinda thing should be rewarded.

And Beto would be way better than that wheely cocksucker they got now.

Wednesday, August 10, 2022

Oldens

Something, Something, Something, The USA Is A Failed State

Poverty could have been eliminated long before Ukraine got 50 billion dollars this year.

Homelessness could have been eliminated before a slum lord's son became the dumbest president ever.

But that shit didn't happen.

Fail.

Who's Dumber Than Donald J. Trump?

His stans.

MAGA CHUDS.

Ultramaga.

Baggers.

Republicans.

Those sorry bastards are even more inane than the lardy wet orange boy himself.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Now It Can Be Told: Trump Is Dumber Than George W. Bush Or Ronald Reagan

Reagan and Bush were so fucking retarded that they shouldn't have even qualified as human, yet Trump is clearly way fucking dumber than either of those miserable reactionary cocksuckers.

What do you need to do to not have the feds raid your tacky Florida house?

How hard is not to get arrested after you leave office?

Nobody arrested Truman or Nixon or Reagan or Bush or Clinton or Bush or Obama--and they all sure as shit deserved it.

But Trump is prob gonna be fucking arrested at this point.

So so fucking dumb.

Sad.

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

Burn Empires Down For Fun

No kings or anything of that shit.

At least they have the decency to fuck with guy by inviting him.

That's fun.

Florida: Bagger Shithole Forever

Florida is a lost cause.

Ron DeSantis is the perfect Florida bagger, but the man and the state should be removed permanently from decent society.

It's too late to care, and nobody should even bother.

There Is No Bigger Pussy In The World Than Donald Trump

Lardy moist orange pussies postin' their Ls.

Christ he sucks at this.

What a fucking yuge loser.

Thanks, Obama!

Monday, August 8, 2022

Free RePubic Baggers VERY Upset And Frightened By The FBI At Malaria Lagoon

They are crying over this.

They are sad and mad and scared.

Free RePubic baggers are even bigger pussies than Trump himself.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Straight Edged

Only The Best People: Future VP And President, Senator Herschel Walker!

What a guy.

What a man.

What a great American.

No wonder Trump loves this piece of shit.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Nobody Sold Out The Way Kyrsten Sinema Sold Out

A truly vile human being she turned out to be.

But rich. 

Very rich lady now.

Kyrsten Sinema made it rain and is loving every minute of it.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Jesus.

Lil Miss Lindsey Graham, The Belle Of The Balls, Gets Their Panties In A Twist In The Senate

Oh my!

Miss Lindsey is such a bitch.

Meee-Ow.

Saturday, August 6, 2022

Bearing

Dr. Jimmy Dore Said Masks Don't Work!!

American Bagger Conservatism Is Killing The World

Sad.

The world would be better off after white replacement everywhere.

Thanks, Obama.

That Piece Of 4AD Flotsam From Modern English Is 40 Years Old

Holds up, tho.

And it is a quality pop song.

So many bands on 4AD shoulda' been yuge, too.

Lindsey Parker again.

Never, Ever Vote For The Fucking Dems, Senate Parliamentarian Edition, Today

The Dems suck major ass.

They're reactionary racist assholes without the charm of a syphilitic toothless chronically masturbating teabagger.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Your Dad's Band Is At It Again

Friday, August 5, 2022

Pat Finnerty Is A Funnier Comedian Than Jimmy Dore

Unhinged Anti-Abortion Zealots Like Senator Roger Marshall Can Eat Shit

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Abortion is healthcare.

Healthcare is a human right.

Demented reactionary shitheads like Roger Marshall should be removed permanently from decent society.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

So Much Bagger Infighting On The Free RePubic

Bagger on bagger violence is the best kind.

The baggers seem really spooked these days and they're shredding each other in fear.

Heh, indeedy.

Thanks, Trump.

Tennessee Is A Bagger Shithole, Too--But Sometimes Baggers Get What They Deserve

Eat shit, bagger cocksuckers.

Don't fucking go to any racist bagger GOP states.

Jesus.

Remember When The Dems Were Sure Trump And Rapey Uncle Joe Were Better Than Universal Healthcare In The USA?

Good fucking times.

The Dems never worked harder than they did to make sure Sanders couldn't win in 2016 and 2020.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Copper's

Wednesday, August 3, 2022

Alex Jones Is Getting What He Deserves

Super brain genius.

But Jones deserves all of it.

He's a vile piece of shit, so watching him get skullfucked is good fun.

This Just In: Ingrid Jaques Is Dumber Than Dog Shit

Why the long face.

Anywho, Ingrid Jacques is a fucking reactionary simpleton who has no idea how politics should work.

But that's not really real news.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Free RePubic Baggers Seethe Over The Kansas Vote

You really do love to see it.

Heh, indeedy.

Nice To See The Bad Guys Eat Shit In Kansas

Brownback Country!

Conservatism is a mental defect.

After Kansas, Every Fucking Dem Should Be Running On Preserving Abortion Rights

Jesus.

Of course, Dems should have been doing this all along.

And Dems should not have let poor, minority, native, and so many other women live without abortion rights for the last 50 fucking years.

And no Dem should have ever picked a vile anti-choice reactionary Tim Kaine or Joe Lieberman as the VP candidate.

But that was then and Kansas is sending a message.

Not a fucking chance the Dems do anything about it, tho...

Tuesday, August 2, 2022

Find Your Frinnds

Form Doesn't Matter In Cycling? David Roche Might Be The Dumbest Motherfrakker On The Planet

He's no Stephen Roche, that's for sure.

This miserable bastard David Roche doesn't know anything about cycling, but, hey, runners are not known for their brains.

He claims form doesn't matter in cycling because reasons, which is probably the dumbest thing anyone not named Trump has said in a while.

Roche is a Dunning AND Kruger sorta guy, so trying to explain anything to him would probably not work out.

Still, it would be nice if dipshits kept quiet for once.

His cry of 'but my wife is a doctor' can be heard everywhere he goes, I'm sure.

Asshole.

Monday, August 1, 2022

Weighter

Free RePubic Baggers Can't Stop, Won't Stop Sucking Trump's Tiny Scabrous Wiener

Baggers love sucking the poxy Trump dick more than anything else in the world.

Trump is truly the bagger king: a sad, weak, and comically stupid loser who doesn't know when the world is laughing at him.

Most baggers only wish they could be Trump.

So they suck his dick with ardor and enthusiasm not how disgusting or undersized that gross little tool may be.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.



Unhinged And Reactionary Anti-Abortion Zealots Are Evil Incarnate & It's Long Past Time Decent People Stopped Accepting Their Dangerous Insanity

Time to take out the christian trash.

Flush the toilet full of rancid religious lunatics.

Abortion is healthcare and healthcare is a human right.

No sane, decent American should allow any of these miserable right-wing motherfuckers to have any say in our society.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

As Hard As 'Picard' Sucks Ass, It Will Never Be As Insultingly Stupid And Vile As 'Discovery'

I guess jesus is the god of small gifts.

Fuckin' lazy bastard.

Chips &

This Too Is What A Failed State Looks Like

Time to destroy capitalism and eat the rich.

Burn it all down.

Can't be any worse than right here, right now.

Thanks, Obama.

Screaming Lunatics Like Not-Doctor Carrie Madej Have Made The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Into The Miracle We All Love So Much

Osteopaths are not doctors.

But the blessed holy bagger remover would never have removed so many baggers without vile stupid assholes like Carrie Madej, so we should all light a candle in thanks.