Friday, October 24, 2014

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Efficient Al Franken Fisking

Weird Al Franken.  I see what you did there.  Franken's an establishment guy, rock-ribbed to the core, and that rock-ribbed conservative establishment is all about expanding the empire.  Al Franken's only important function is to remind Bill O'Reilly--and the rest of the world--that Franken is one of 100 United States Senators while O'Reilly is a creepy, impotent, keister-falafel-mongering cuckold.

Saab Fanboys Rebel

The fanboys object to the BMW because it's a BMW, when what they should be pissed about is the tacky white car--any overpriced, tacky white car--with the idiot's vulgar stripe!  Yes, BMWs are vile Kraut cars, but if you need to get one because you are that unfortunate variety of person, at least have the common decency to not get the racerboy treatment like some sort of inbred trailer-park scumbag.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Kiss'd Femmes

Student Athletes Heh Indeedy

This would be terribly embarrassing, if anyone associated with big-time college athletics gave a shit.  UNC was dumb enough to get caught, but that's it.  Until our society miraculously becomes a billion times smarter, and we ban the athletic scholarship, nothing will change.  Of course, even the bullshit places like the Ivies which don't have "athletic scholarships" have more than their share of dumb bunnies taking up space on campus because they can throw or catch a ball or poke a puck.

What's The Matter With Massachusetts Dems?

Martha Coakley lost to dimwitted bimbo Scott Brown, and now she's probably gonna lose to some other vacuous fuckwad this year.  I guess the Dems in Massachusetts are getting what they deserve, but jesus charlie crist, how the fuck do you give a stupendous loser like Coakley another shot at can't-lose high-profile failure?

Baseball Giants

Nicely done by the SF baseball Giants in KC last night.  The Royals have the sentimental idiot vote this year, but associations with the vile George Brett and Rush Limbaugh disqualify that team from any good will whatsoever. 

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Is There A Selle Italia Saddle Called The 'Lady Flow'?

Lady Flow?  Lady flow?  Lady.  Flow.  No, there is no such thing.  There cannot be.  Nobody would be...nobody would do...

Monday, October 20, 2014

Bad Bad People

Monica Lewinsky Looks Good!

How old is that broad?  She's in her 40s, right?  Damn.  I'm sure Tubby wishes he was gonna have another shot at that shit.  I'm sure the govmint health benefits he gets covers a shitload of Viagra and Cialis and penis pumps and Bill O'Reilly signature butt falafels and whatever else Clinton needs to continue his career in public service.

Ebola! We're All Not Gonna Die!!

Ebola is not gonna kill you.  Not here.  No matter what the establishment media morons and political ass clowns say.  George Will, not epidemiologist and certified rocket scientist, knows better, though; HE KNOWS THE TRUTH!  EBOLA GONNA KILL YOU!!

Ebola's American operation has a problem, and that problem is that it is really hard to catch Ebola unless you have an infected person who is so sick that there is a sufficient excess of virus in their bloodstream.  And even then, things like rubber gloves and masks make it hard on Ebola.  Let's hope that Ebola gets its act together in time to infect George Will.  The rest of us won't be in any danger.

'Interstellar' Rumor Confirms My Suspicion It Will Suck Balls Hard

I already said it: Interstellar is going to be hella-stupid.  Love as the structure of the universe or whatever dumb fucking thing they're getting at is easily the most inane thing you'll ever hear not on Fox "News".  This rumor thing seems to bolster the thesis that Christopher Nolan is an over-rated, empty-headed clown.

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Bill O'Reilly In His Natural Environment

Long, Interesting Secular History Of Islam

An excellent counter to toxic racist retards like Sam Harris and Bill Maher and all of Fox "News".  Doesn't matter though, because here in America we enjoy the spectacle of ignorance and racist hatred more than we crave knowledge or justice or comprehension as nothing is more fundamentally American than ignorance and racist hatred. 

Pretty Easy Bill O'Reilly Fisking

Barrel, fish, you know the drill.  Still, since O'Reilly the pervy sexual harasser and all-around creepster is so fucking dense, we should keep pounding on it.  O'Reilly is not only dumb as a fucking rock, he's a nasty racist asshole as well.


Low Beards, Everybody Down

The Giants Cowboys Game Is Proof We Have Been Abandoned By All The Gods And Jesus

Surely an extant, loving divine panoply would bless us with some precise smiting right there in Arlington.  And after the Jets on Thursday, we know we are alone in cold, uncaring cosmos.

The Glory Of America And Jesus

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Hands Up

Sweet Jesus Charlie Crist, Al-Jazeera America Does News On Weekends

What the fuck does Al-Jazeera America know that MSNBC doesn't, besides how to do news shows 24/7/365 instead of devoting a fifth of their schedule to police state prison porn?  If I had time and Al-Jazeera on my personal tee vee, I would sure as shit watch it before any of the other three.  Al-Jazeera America is so much more than Current TV ever was as well.