Thursday, May 24, 2018

Person 2 Person

Kim Jong-un, On The Other Hand, Is Not At All Sick Of Winning

Donald Trump is the best fucking thing that could have ever happened to that stupid fat shrimpy fuck in North Korea.  Kim Jong-un looks like a conquering hero and brilliant leader compared to the angsty incompetence of Donald Trump.  If North Korea needed someone to make 'em all look good, well the USA took care of that for free.  Thanks, Trump!

Moon Jai-In Is Getting Pretty Fucking Sick Of All That Winning Now

Poor bastard is going to need a specialist after being so fucking sick of all that winning with Trump.  Who could have predicted so fucking much winning, every fucking day with the winning.  Sick!  Thanks, Trump.

Never Forget That The Noted Plagiarist Ben Domench-McCain's Dumb Website Sucks Major Dog Dick

The Federalist is quite possibly the dumbest hate slash teabagging propaganda website in the galaxy.  Ben Domenech-McCain is known for two things: being a risible plagiarist and marrying that stupid daughter of John McCain.

Gods Damn You Boston Celtics, Get This Shit Done

Do if for freedom!  Do it for the children!  For the joyous and not-at-all-miserable-and-racist-as-fuck city of Boston!  Come on, ya useless bastards, win one more fuckin' game.

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

You're A Human

Michael Cohen Is Well And Truly Fucked

The Taxi King is just the next nail in his coffin.  Cohen's also such a miserable fuckwad that nobody is going to lift a finger to help him, not Trump especially.  Cohen so so fucked, and I wonder if that horrible dumb fucker even knows how fucked.  Thanks, Trump.

Empty Boyz

CinemaSins Does The Gods' Work On 'The Last Jedi'

CinemaSins leaves the snark behind and gets into the shit with the shit that is The Last Jedi.  J.J. Abrams may be a fucking talentless hack douche, but making a movie better than The Force Awakens should have been fucking obvious; clearly Rian Johnson is a screaming incompetent worthy of a low-level Trump employee.  How many people just don't give a shit about Star Wars anymore after that dumb flick?

Twits Versus Strength, The Movie

Not really, but hasn't Strong the man and Strong the bike company been at this carbon project for a while now?  Haven't I been getting the emails occasionally for quite some time?  We may never know the answers to these questions, but tune in next time for another exciting episode of Bullshit, or Not?  Seriously, Carl Strong has had more business plans than fucking Serotta--remember the stock size mountain and road bikes; the Ibis bikes built by Strong's production shop; the bike shop/factory; the lugged custom frames; the winter sale; what else?--yet he's still out there doing it.  I wonder why that is?  Zathras?

You Cannot Find A More Pathetic Grovelling Whore Than Doug Schoen

He earns his ducats, though.  Schoen is never afraid to guzzle any amount of rancid piss for his masters, so him calling moderate, centrist, popular Democrats far-left progressives in order to scare the geriatric shut-ins who watch Fox "News" is easy work.

Monday, May 21, 2018

A Babysong

Speaking Of Crazy, Spitting Conservative Mongrels: Jeanine Pirro

That psycho bitch Jeanine Pirro loves her some Jeff Sessions.  Pirro might be an unhinged, right-wing asswipe, but she also apparently doesn't seem to understand that Jeff Sessions is part of Trump's administration.  I mean Trump always gets the best people.  All the best people.  Smart people.  The best.  And Pirro is doing her part to bring braying insanity to teabaggers everywhere.  Thanks, Trump.

Insane Teabagging Dunce Of The Day, Today

Jennifer Hoffman.  She seems to be a special kind of fucking screaming reactionary guntard asshole.  Wonderful.  Thanks, Trump.

Hey, Neoliberal Dipshit, Obama Had The Power To Prevent Gorsuch

That fucktard Karoli seems to have forgotten how Obama got utterly deboned by the GOP over Merrick Garland.  Obama certainly could have made a recess appointment of an actual leftist judge after threatening to as part of an effort to force the Republicans into voting in Garland.  But he didn't.  He sat there like a simp and preened for the camera while a fucking loser like Mitch McConnell fucked him in the ass and laughed about it.  Gorsuch sucks, but he's Obama's legacy.

Political Song for Anti-Lea to Sing

Saturday, May 19, 2018