Thursday, January 18, 2018
Dick meet head. Those over-privileged fuckknobs would probably all ride Serottas if they could do anything at all...
Wednesday, January 17, 2018
He sure as shit ain't 6'3", more like maybe 6' when he was 25, if that, and he's not 239 lbs.--add a 1 to the 2 in 239, probably. In other words, Trump is a fat sack of shit. He's gotta be gettin' close to Chris Moby's Dick Christie territory. Sad! Thanks, Trump.
Not a fan of these victim statements, but jesus fucking christ, Nassar should probably simply be drawn and quartered for simplicity's sake.
Tuesday, January 16, 2018
Should You Be Happy When You Meet The Dumbest Asshole In America? Is It Fun To Laugh At Someone So Pathetic?
Like his good-lookin' fella? Or are you sad, because you have seen just how vile and ignorant some Americans can be? Maybe the best thing is to just walk away and leave the pathetic fuckstain to wallow in their own wretched filth.
Flat-Earth nimrods are just the sort of creepy racist assholes who love jesus and the Republican Party. Fundie idiots are fundie idiots are fundie idiots wherever you find 'em.
Emily Zanotti starring in 'What You Look Like When You R 2 Stupid 4 The GOP'. Not the years most critically-acclaimed extravaganza or anything. Being a Republican requires shitloads of ignorance and hatred, but at least those rock-ribbed conservative teabagging cocksuckers can always say 'But at least we're not dumb enough to be libertarians!'
Dammm, that girl ain't too smart. You really gotta think if MLK was to suddenly show up and watch Joy Reid for like 10 seconds, he'd see exactly what is and not exactly be a fan.
Monday, January 15, 2018
Always count on the fucking Micks to be fucking fighters and on the right side of history. Unlike the cowardly Limey cocksuckers, the Paddies are fucking smart enough and brave enough to know right from wrong.
Durbin, a Dem, not backing down to a Republican! What the foock? Where did Durbin find that testicle? And how does he know what he's supposed to do with it? It's a fucking shock, I say!
Besides honoring Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., this day is also wonderful for driving the horrible racist teabagging Republicans absolutely fucking bonkers. Thanks, Trump.
I went to the Cranberries with Toad the Wet Sprocket concert many moons ago because I knew someone who was a (the?) huge TTWS fan, and who was I to say no. We saw Delores O'Riordan, and oh my she was so small and so pretty and had such a huge voice. 46 is way to fucking young.
Sunday, January 14, 2018
Or most of the rest of 'em. Manning could champion the underrepresented not-a-complete-piece-of-human-garbage constituency. Fuck, at least we're sure she knows right from wrong!
Rand Paul: Simpleton Son Of Notorious Racist Asshole Ron Paul And Senator From One Of America's Premier Shitholes Says Trump Isn't Racist
If you can't believe an ambulatory carbon-fiber butt plug like Rand Paul, who can you trust? And that cocksucker Rand Paul knows racists because his father was vile racist shithead Ron Paul who had his very own white supremacist newletter! Expert! Thanks, Trump!
It's sad to think that any of those assholes actually believe elite boarding schools or the shitty NYC private day schools like Trinity are things other credentialing clubs for the ruling class. The reasons why those Manhattan day schools have so many kids at Yale and Harvard is because their parents and grandparents went to Yale and Harvard, and they all come from the richest, most-connected families in the United States. The kids are mostly dumb as rocks. As were the parents. And the kids at Exeter and Andover. The elite boarding schools attract some smart kids, many of them on financial aid, but the usual Exeter student is just a much a dullard as the usual Harvard student. Hi there, Jared Kushner!
Saturday, January 13, 2018
Friday, January 12, 2018
She musta threatened to laugh at his tiny, broken weener in public on the tee vee unless he paid her bigly money. Sad! If Trump had a man's functional genitalia, he could have saved himself the dough. No wonder he got divorced so many times.
Missouri is the Show-Me-How-to-Slap-a-Ho state, and Eric Greitens is the motherfucking king of the scumbags. Greitens is an exceptional Republican patriot who knows how blackmail sluts into keeping their fucking whore traps shut unless they want to be smacked again. Thanks, Trump!
Nothing worse than a white American christian: racist Nazi fuckbags with faulty brains and bad hygiene. They're the fucking scum of the Earth, and they are rock-ribbed conservative GOP cocksuckers, every last one of 'em.
Robert Reich has it figured out. Durbin, Reich are pointing the way to destroy Trump. Will the Dems be up to the task? What do you think?
Bout fucking time. Welcome to the party, pal. Durbin and every other Dem should be right up front with this shit and shout if from the fucking rooftops: Trump is a liar. LIAR! Now is not the time to be pussies, Dems.
And it turns out he's a nasty, babbling, cocksucking liar! Who fucking knew? Usually when you have neo-Nazis and revanchist racist lunatics on your tee vee, it is all fucking beautiful and fun. It hardly ever sucks major dog dick or anything!