Saturday, March 28, 2015
Heh in fucking deedy. That was nicely done by Monsieur TV Frog. Of course that half-wit pussy wouldn't drink the Round-Up. Patrick Moore is a well-known asshole and moron, and it's fun as fuck to watch the French tee vee guy skullfuck him right there in the studio.
Losing to fucking Tennessee is absolutely disgusting. Tennessee. That fucking vile Pat Summitt's team.
Friday, March 27, 2015
Suck AND blow. Schumer is a super skeevy piece of shit and is the worst possible successor to Reid. Schumer is one of those horrible and pointless Dems who help elect Republicans all over America.
Thursday, March 26, 2015
Yep. But everybody with at least two brain cells understands that social welfare systems benefit the society and that the society is made up of the PEOPLE. Teabagger fucktards and Koch-sucking assholes are always, always, always wrong.
And the second best ever, after Tom Baker. Still, good to see the truth come out. I've been on this shit for a while. Eccleston didn't fit in with the folks literally running the show, but that doesn't change the fact that he was easily the best actor to play the character since the return.
Genius that the cockpit door on an airliner can withstand a nuclear detonation or a direct hit from a depleted uranium round fired by an Abrams tank. Prepost911paranoia that fucking Kraut woulda been toast long before the plane hit the ground since the captain woulda beat him senseless before saving the day. Brilliant.
I blame Obama.
I blame Obama.
Obama is evil! EVIL!!
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Iran is willing to negotiate with the deadliest terrorist nation in human history, the United States of America, so what is so fucking scary about the US negotiating with Iran? They are no threat to us in any conceivable fashion; the US and our incontinent lap dog Israel certainly are threats to Iran, yet the Iranians have the courage and wisdom to continue the diplomacy. That's fucking awesome. Why are we such fucking pussies about this shit?
Buckley. Heh. Buckley. The Carlson family is pretty obviously chock full of skeevy half-wit assholes, and that's somehow perfect. The Carlson dipshits are both named Swanson, as in TV dinners, so that tells you all you need to know about just how hilariously pathetic Tucker and Buckley Swanson Carlson truly are.
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
Ted Cruz is one of the dumbest motherfuckers in American politics. He's George W Bush dumb. Sam Brownback dumb. Rick Santorum dumb. It's fabulous. Cruz has the Harvard buffoons and Republican fluffers driving themselves insane screeching that Cruz is NOT some sort of skeevy half-wit, when even your average brain-dead teabagger can see that Cruz is a fucking dope, so please nominate him. Please.
No Clarkson, no show. Jezza is a jerkoff, but the show is not the show without him, and if the Beeb is dumb enough to fire him, then let's get those three clowns makin' a show somewhere else.
Monday, March 23, 2015
Cats, people, fuck 'em. Fukushima is a furry fun ball like we hardly ever see on our boring planet. We're not a serious or intelligent bunch; the Fukushima incident is just another sign of how fucking pointless and useless our species is. It's pretty cool how they tested the core, though. That's neat shit. The rest is sickening. Nuclear power is, was, and always will be a shit show.
This fucking nimrod Cruz, a man so fucking ignorant and dumb that his intellectual development stopped when he was 12, is the poster boy for teabagging fucktardery. These are glorious days in America; I'd never vote for Hillary in a thousand years, but even she could beat these clowns Cruz and Walker and Bush.
Sunday, March 22, 2015
Good good. Petraeus is an absolute buffoon, but a real favorite of our political and media establishment. Obama gleefully sucked Petraeus's dick just as hard if not harder than Paula Broadwell ever did, and the media clowns were lined up to jam their tongues up his ass on a daily basis. Petraeus is a fraud and a failure, which makes him an upper class hero in America. Fuck yeah!
What a stupid fucking douchebag. Well, this kid is now an infamous asshole, but Bloomsburg still has Penn State to keep any locals from feeling too badly about their august educational neighbor.
Way before some anodyne session assholes without a smidge of creativity between the whole of them. What's more interesting, Lou Barlow's or Steve Vai's songs? Steve Vai is essentially a session guy. His music blows dog. But he can play. But I also don't give a fuck. I'd rather listen to The Monkees if those clowns had been chugging out some songs to the best of their abilities. The session guys are losers. The movie sounds like a sad, sad story.
Not a great day. Not the worst ever, but every day with a Duke win is a pretty fucking horrible day for humanity. I guess we gotta persevere. Somehow.