Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Trashing Cheap Mountain Bikes Is An American Tradition

Truly making America great again.  Not exactly a novel concept, but it is pretty fucking fun--and dangerous--to take those shit bikes out on the trail and ride 'em like you ride your own bike.  No matter what, you're in danger, and no matter what, the thing is gonna break sooner or later--but not too much later. 

Brexit, Yet Another Thing Killing Trump

Trump's killing Trump.  The teabaggers and other racists and nativist cocksuckers are killing Trump.  The GOP establishment weasels are killing Trump.  But Brexit is killing him too. Killing him bad.  Brexit has brought out the asswipes in Texas and elsewhere agitating for secession, while the (relatively) sane Americans out there in the hinterland watch Britain dissolve and see that Trump is the same shit right here at home.  Fucking brilliant.  I don't think David Cameron is staying on Trump's Christmas card list.

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Lochte And The 4 IM

Whoops.  The 4 IM is not a fun race, and if Lochte was really hurt during the finals, he didn't really have much of a chance.  Sucks for an Olympic champion to go out like that, especially in that race.  Even if it was a goof like Lochte.

Monday, June 27, 2016

Sunday, June 26, 2016

Virag's Movie Reviews: Terminator Genisys (2015)

Not the worst flick ever, but still wicked shitty--and suffering from a low-bar type situation--Terminator: Genisys was in the end a completely pointless exercise.  Schwarzenegger was not the weakest link here because they had the Khaleesi on board to make all the other actors, even Jason Clarke, seem to be watchable, fulfilling the same role as on that dumb tee vee show.  Otherwise, nobody much cared, Arnold got old, and they didn't sell enough tickets to this confused and annoying mess of a film to make any more of 'em.  That's something.

Friday, June 24, 2016

Even Politico Figured Out That Bernie Sanders Would Be The Best VP For Hillary To Run Up The Score Against Trump

And Politico is a fucking clown school.  They figured this shit out though.  When Hillary picks some greasy right-wing shitstain like Tim Kaine, maybe a few more of the rock-ribbed Democratic dipshits out there will figure out that Clinton is a fucking worthless reactionary sack of shit herself.

Brexit And Be Gone

The establishment was and is certainly against this shakeup, or any shakeup, of their interests, so why the fuck should the entire world not be happy to see those Limey fuckwads give up on Europe and destroy their ruling Conservative Party government at the same time?  Sometimes a little obliteration does a nation some good, as Trump is spending every day proving in our exceptional America.

Regardless, the referendum is not binding, and I would expect the establishment on both sides of the Atlantic to manage to undo the Brexit victory in order to do the gods' work of maintaining the sanctity of business interests in Europe and the U.S.  The worst of Britain's right-wing cocksuckers like Nigel Farage have been leading the campaign to leave with their typical nativist and racist horseshit, but in the short term Cameron's government has been destroyed, and this political implosion should give Labor a chance to do something useful should they so choose.  I doubt the Brexit will happen, but in the short term, the Tories have been gelded by their teabaggers and Trump fans.  Nice going.  Cameron's political defeat is a win for Britain, Europe, and the rest of us.