Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Phil Anderson's 1982 Peugeot

Very cool, as signal-boosted on the twits.

Even Clara Jeffery Sees The Truth About The Smirky Racist Covington Shitheads

If Clara Jeffery can figure it out, you know it's pretty fucking obvious.  But the glorious right-wing establishment media will always guzzle the piss for evil rock-ribbed racist conservative white assholes. 

Sometimes You Are Just A Fucking Shitbag Conservative

Conservatism is the real mental defect.  There are just too many sick racist right-wing assholes out there.  Time for a change.

Mariano Rivera 100%

Rivera got 100% of the vote.  Good for him.  He sure as shit deserves it.  Because he was a closer, Rivera was always the number one player at his position.  Win or lose, nobody in baseball could have done any better than Rivera in those situations, and everyone knew it.  He was the absolute top choice every fucking time.  Halladay and Mussina, on the other hand.  No fucking way for Martinez, either.  But Mariano is a fucking HOF guy, 100%.

The Sporty Gossip Kids See The Truth About Those Skeevy Little Kavanaughs From Covington Catholic Racist Shithole

Those greasy little racist creeps knew exactly what they were doing.  The weak-willed conservative snowflakes in the establishment media might be all bent about those white sacks of shit from Covington, but the Gossip Kids know the truth.

Monday, January 21, 2019

Saturday, January 19, 2019

Jim Hoft, The Stupidest Man On The Internet Earns His Title Every Single Fucking Day

Jim Hoft is the king of the baggatron cocksuckers.  The dumbest man on the internet is also a huge fucking pussy, but that should surprise nobody.

Twits In Two Short Acts

Despite every privilege and luxury, twits know nothing useful about their society, but those worthless bastards can jerk each other off incessantly.  Of course, this is not an accident, but given the wealth and opportunity of the upper classes, the least they could do is get their heads out of their own asses.  Never gonna happen, though. Utterly, hopelessly vapid bougie dullards are vital to the preservation of our exceptional American plutocracy, and we got 'em by the metric fuck ton.

Friday, January 18, 2019

Kirsten Gillibrand Is An Intelligence Test For Dems

Let's watch the dummies fail it.  What Gillibrand did to Franken was act as an agent of ratfucking pervert Roger Stone because it suited her presidential aspirations.  If the Dems are dumb enough to give that dimwit Gillibrand any traction, well, they deserve President for Life Trump.

Why Have The Twits Not Been Squished Like Bugs

Squoosh.  All the privilege in the world will not turn hopeless assholes into anything else.