Monday, December 18, 2017
Harry Reid, commander of SHADO. Only a fool thinks they shut down the program. They found the proof. Now they're working day and night to stop the alien threat. Join Harry Reid as Ed Straker, Joe Biden as Alec Freeman, and Barack Obama as Paul Foster and watch as they resist the alien menace! UFO!
This idiot parent doesn't seem to know that her little christian is already a huge, herpes-ridden slut or a gleeful gay blowjob queen, and that the whole family should be banned for all colleges due to stupidy. Jesus fucking christ, christians are fucking scum.
The rule is not the problem--it's easy to understand, runner vs receiver--whether you like it or not, but the simple fact that the Steelers playing the Patriots did not end with a rip in the fabric of the universe imploding the entire contest before that dumb play proves the universe is pure evil.
Sunday, December 17, 2017
To a person, that family is pure rancid trash. That vile cunt Sarah Palin sure as shit was never Mother of the Year or anything. Her kids are as nasty as she is.
So far it made him the target of a special prosecutor and cost him a Senate seat in motherfucking inbred redneck central. This Trump guy is a real super-genius. Appointing Jeff Sessions as AG has really paid off bigly for the entire GOP. Thanks, Trump!
Saturday, December 16, 2017
Secretary of State. Chief of Staff. National Security chief! Something! Trump needs Seagal ASAP. This guy's vital!
These dipshits believe every lie they are told, but they can't figure out anything true for themselves. Every teabagger is a helpless stooge, being violated every day by the idiots who run the GOP. These bastards deserve their fate, but at some point we have to stop allowing them to be the foot soldiers of America's decline. Anyone stupid enough to think that somehow tens of thousands of people voted illegally in an election is beyond any form of help. The screaming lunatics at InfoWars are only the most risible of America's exceptional assholes.
Friday, December 15, 2017
Moore's such a pussy, he makes Trump look decisive. That's not easy. MMAAAGGGGAAAAA!
It true. So very very true. But Clinton and her people lost to the worst presidential nominee in human history because they were stupid and lazy. Sanders would have won. Clinton with Sanders would have won, too.
Thursday, December 14, 2017
Beautiful GOP Stalwart And Exceptional American Patriot Dan Johnson Was Sick To Death Of All The Winning
Enjoy hell you sick fucking bastard! I'm sure this scumbag Johnson will be keeping a seat warm and the razor-sharp demon cocks hard for Roy Moore and Jerry Sandusky and a whole bunch of other world-famous Republican creeps in full view of Satan's throne. Thanks, Trump!
Wednesday, December 13, 2017
No, probably not. The Dems are not going to do everything to build a vibrant constituency and bring out huge numbers of African Americans and other minorities, working class non-minority voters, aka cracker assholes, women, younguns at every fucking election. Nope, the Dems will probably continue chugging along as the lame little brother of the GOP and continue to lose most of the races they should be winning--or would be winning if they represented a clear alternative to rock-ribbed conservative neoliberal bullshit.
Tuesday, December 12, 2017
No winning for Trump. He's sick. Sick in the head. Everything Trump touches turns to shit. Everyone Trump backs is a loser. A good day for the country and the world. MMAAAGGGGAAAAA!
Big Alabama guy on CNN right now from the Jones HQ. Is he drunk? Or just happy? Or is the answer Alabama. But Barkley is calling for the Dems to be better for the black folks and the poor folks in Alabama and beyond. Nice. Thanks, Mr. Barkley.
Where's the winning for Moore? Where's the winning for Trump? First, Trump's man loses in the primary and then Trump's next man loses in the general! MMAAAGGGGAAAAA!
A couple of the A-ball dipshits are blubbering their way through the call right now. Pretty fucking hilarious. Thanks, Trump!
The stress of Moore's risible loss is making her strip-mall plastic surgery look especially bad tonight. Holy christ, she was homely woman before but now she looks like a Chinese knock-off dollar-store sex doll. Jesus.
A good design. Fun to watch as the results come in. Watching the Roy Moore stuff coming in is even better! Fox "News" is lots of fun tonight as well.
Short-term a loss means Trump has to eat a Roy Moore shit sandwich in public till christmas. Fun! But long-term, watching those Republican cocksuckers in the Senate try and deal with Moore will be a beautiful expression of American exceptionalism.
And by winning, we mean money, right Shylock. This is such a wonderful expression of beautiful conservative Republican racist values that I think I need a cigarette.
Of course, Carlson is not Kirsten Gillibrand angling to get rid of Franken in order to raise her own profile and eliminate rivals in the run-up to the next presidential election, either. But good on Carlson for seeing the ratfucking and calling out the cowardice and stupidity on the Dems' side. Jeez, a GOP guy who might not be a complete fucktard. How might that happen?