Wednesday, December 28, 2022

America Is A Shithole Country, And A Large Reason Why Is The Conservative Establishment

The Dems and the GOP are both rock-ribbed reactionary parties which govern guided by failed conservative principles.

Conservatives is a mental defect.

All you have to do is look at this story on Social Security disability cases.

After two strokes, you should get disability automatically.

And it should be equivalent to at least a living wage.

That would be a start.

Monday, December 26, 2022

The New York Times Doesn't Get Out Much With The Common Folk

Sure, rich white people are dumb as fuck, but out in the real world with the normal folks, you see lotsa masks.

On the train.

On the bus.

In the stores.

Out and about.

Sure, Cornell is full of stupid asshole, and the Times is a reactionary shitshow, but plenty of decent people who can't afford to get sick or get sick again or get sick again again are way fucking smarter and masked than the NYT demographic.

Tuesday, December 20, 2022

Rapey Uncle Joe Makes The Racist Fox "News" Baggers Butthurt Over The Deployment Of A Kennedy

Fox "News" has not been the same since Bill O'Reilly stopped jamming falafels up his ass while harassing his staff, much the same way National Review has never been the same since creepy naked boy lover William F. Buckley croaked.

Sad.

Now the naked boy loving at NR lacks panache and the screaming fucktardery at Fox "News" is low energy.

And the racism is even more shabby, if that's possible.

Rapey Uncle Joe got those baggers all frothy by dispatching a Kennedy to Ulster.

Heh, indeedy.

It's the only use for any Kennedy: getting the baggers and the Limeys to shit themselves in fear.

Thanks, Joe.

Sunday, December 18, 2022

Honors In English From Stanford But Writes Like Izzy Ampil?

Hacktastic.  Jesus.  Utter shit.

Next time go to a real school.

I'm surprised this was even considered good enough for Buzzfeed News.

Stanford was always trash, but christ what a shitty writer this person is.

Thursday, December 15, 2022

Ron DeSantis Is The Greatest Hero In American History: Nobody Has Removed More Baggers In The Service Of The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover

Praise be!

DeSantis has killed so many grotesque and ignorant conservative assholes.  The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover literally could not have done it without his help.

Heinous reactionary shitheads like Ron DeSantis and Jimmy Dore are truly doing the lords' work and making America greater again with every ded bagger.

Inshallah.

Wednesday, December 14, 2022

Jorn Barger: The Line Between Creepy, Innovative Internets Weirdo And Shallow Reactionary Doofus Is A Short One

Jorn Barger is still out there, well-read but oh so fatuous.

All these aspy libertarian creeps used to be weirdest dweebs in the class.

Not all of them were such big Bernie Sanders stans 6-7 years ago or such voracious readers, but nearly all of them turn out to be creepy pests and as deep as a puddle.

Libertarians are dumber than baggers.

Sad.

Thanks, Taki.

Friday, December 9, 2022

Kyrsten Sinema Is The Barack Obama Of Joe Liebermans

Or maybe the Sandy Cortez of Joe Liebermans.  

Either way, she sucks major ass.

She was a scumbag from back unfortunately, but now she realizes that nobody likes her and that she would lose in a Dem primary in 2024.  

She lookin' to keep her job at all costs.

Another waste of space and a yuge disappointment.

Fuck her.

Thanks, Olbermann.

Sunday, December 4, 2022

The Southwest Of The United States Is Not Compatible With Modern American Life

There's no fukkin' water.

There never really was.

But now all those assholes in Arizona and Utah and Nevada and California are payin' the mutherfukkin' piper.

Christ.

It's an existential crisis we are gonna lose.

Blow up all the fucking dams and let nature take of the human infestation.

Thursday, December 1, 2022

Monday, November 28, 2022

Watching The Vile Free RePubic Baggers Shred Each Other Over Trump Is Simply Wonderful

Truly beautiful.

Trump is corroding the foundations of the GOP and the teabagger bowel movement.

Praise be!

PA's Big John Is Gonna Be A Bigger Chris Murphy Soon

Or a Sheldon Whitehouse.

Or Sherrod Brown.

A mostly useless Dem Senator who doesn't suck as hard as Tim Fucking Kaine.

It's Beginning To Look Like Elron Musk Might Just Be A Complete Fraud And Risible Imbecile!

Why were we not informed of this earlier!?

Oh, yeah...

So Apparently Ancient Rome IS Real--Who Knew?

It's gettin' so you can't trust anybody these days.

Next you'll be telling more Elron Musk is a fraud and moron.

Or that Jimmy Dore is not 100% VINDICATED!

Saturday, November 26, 2022

TWIV: Jimmy Jimjam Dore And The Gimp, Featuring The Houseboy & Stif VINDICATED!

Texas: It's Always Been Like A Whole Other Racist Hellhole Country!

Texas a hundred years ago is just like Texas today.

Only with more cripple governors and guns.

And the lynchings are all legal now.

Praise be!

Elron Musk, Apartheid Emerald Guy, Is A Big Fan Of Racists And Nazis??

Who did nazi that...

Everyone should be astounded that the giant fucking idiot who grew up on apartheid money is a yuge racist Nazi stan.

Simply astounded.

Thanks, Obama.

The Single Best Thing The Dems Have Done In A Great While Ended Because Rapey Uncle Joe Sucks Ass

And the 'progressives' in the House suck major ass.

And Senator from Wesleyan Michael Bennet sucks dog dicks.

It wasn't Joe Man's Chin.

The Dems didn't give a shit because they are worthless.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Yass Kween

Friday, November 25, 2022

Elron Musk And Tim Pool: Two Creepy Bald Losers Who Deserve Each Other

Of course Tim Pool drives a Tesla.

Only the dumbest motherfuckers on Earth drive a Tesla.

Of course Tim Pool drives a Tesla.

Thurston, This Is Randy Watt, A Ded Bagger! Praise Be!

The fucking baggers killed themselves!

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover was nothing without the the baggers being too stupid to save their own lives.

All the ded baggers have truly made America greater again.

Under his eye.

This is the best of us: gross conservative assholes dying because they're reactionary morons with help from the blessed holy bagger remover.

Inshallah.

Saturday, November 19, 2022

Elizabeth Holmes Has The Perfect Pussy For A Super Dumb Trustfund Bro

Clearly!  That poor bastard.

Nine years younger dick for that sad old lady Elizabeth Holmes.  And knocked her up twice!

Lucky for Holmes that her baby daddy has a generous trust fund.  The rest of us would have been waayyy better off if Billy Evans' fortune had been taxed out of existence in 1960.

Too bad none of the Theranos investors took the time to visit a biochem class at their local state college before they gave this whore a dime.

Whoopsie.

This Week In It's Nice To Be A Rich White Guy

Sol Lid

Thursday, November 17, 2022

Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Trump, Kari Lake, And The Drooling Baggers Eating Shit In Arizona Is The Last Funfetti Of The Election

Good times.

All the baggers are butthurt over this one most of all.

You really do love to see it.

Heh, indeedy.

Thanks, Obama.

Now All The Shitlib Strivers And Hustlers And Grifters Can Go Back To Their Usual Reactionary Scamming

Hate the game AND the players.

Christopher Bouzy is a really gross neolib asshole.

He and Michael Moore and Simon Rosenberg and that Boner guy all decided to stake out the contrarian Dem cheerleader space, but Bouzy had the most to gain since he started with the least.

I'm sure other folks with no platform and no visibility saw something weird happening in the days and weeks before the election, but they had no way to get that shit out there in order to make a quick buck.  Ahem.

And Bouzy was wrong on his big guess, but the Rapey Uncle Joe stans, KHive slut queen worshipers, stillwithhering Hildos, Obama fluffers, and all the rest of the rock-ribbed establishment Dems will buy whatever garbage this guy is selling now.

They're as dumb or dumber than the most meth-addled inbred MAGA CHUD.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Monday, November 14, 2022

Not Breaking News: The New York Times Is A Dumb Reactionary Fishwrap Full Of Shabby Copaganda & There Never Was A Liberal Media

The New York Times is written for dummies by dummies to serve the interest of vile and violent dummies.

That's the only news fit to print.

And when the NYT people are not fucking up, they're lying, creating a narrative to serve their masters at the expense of the citizenry and society.

Because the NYT is part of the conservative political & media establishment, and it always has been.

And it will not change until the top marginal tax rate is 100% and we abolish billionaires.

The Times doesn't want you to notice that the folks in Burlington are already dealing with the theft problem without the help of the fucking cops.

Assholes.

2 A Daze

Sunday, November 13, 2022

Even Yet Still More Tales From Your Shithole Called America

Give CounterPunch money to make it less shitholey.

Once the fun of the election is over, we're still stuck with Rapey Uncle Joe, so, yeah, fucked.

Even Considering The Bagger Obliteration, Sean Patrick Maloney Might Be The Most Wicked Awesome Story Of This Election

Fuck you, you disgusting fucking Mick cocksucker.

Lazy AND stupid AND gross, just like a reactionary drunken Irish goon should be.

So fucking glorious to watch this miserable racist bastard get skullfucked AND cost the Dems the House.

Heh, indeedy.

Unfortunately, the piece of shit will probably win next cycle, but, for today, he's a bigger loser than Donald Fucking Trump.

Sad.

Thanks, AOC

Praise Be And Thank You Jeezus: The Free RePubic Forum Has Been So Much Fukking Fun This Past Week

I fucking hate vile racist reactionary teabaggers so fucking much.  Watching them suffer has been sublime.  If only we could enjoy their pain and torture without the gods damned Dems getting the benefit.

Trump is wrecking these poor disgusting fuckers.  Half want to die for Trump and half are shitting their diapers because Trump fucked them so hard.

Those miserable bagger fucks watched their humiliation and shame drown them in real time--and in the most public way possible.

The most hilariously entertaining way, as well!

The bagger retards had no way to cope with this glorious event, leaving them to cry and bitch and moan like the beta cuck losers they are.

Helpless baggers suffering defeat after defeat is a boon to all mankind, a treat for the senses and a tonic for the soul of the nation.

Reveling in the agony of these grotesque racist bastards is the most any sane decent person could want, and we have it and so much fucking more.

Baggers lost, conservatism lost, and comedy won.  Joy won.  Beauty won.  This is the greatest gift jesus could ever give us.

The most horrible fucking people on the planet ate shit for days this week and they're choking to death on it.

Their screaming terror made manifest.

And we are all so much fucking better for it.

Inshallah

Friday, November 11, 2022

Meet The Mekons

Or somethin'.

From 2010 which was along tima go.

Many of the Mekons were around 30 when The Mekons Rock 'n Roll came out...

NY's Sean Patrick Maloney Is The Dumbest Fucking Mick Since Pat Finnerty

Maloney is a vile neolib cocksucker and he ate a giant shit sandwich on election night.

Praise be.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

PA's Big John Is A Loyal And Savvy Dem & Hillary Clinton Would Be President Today If She Had Listened To Fetterman In 2016

Big John Fetterman was always a loyal establishment Dem guy.  You don't get to be friends with a creep like Ed Rendell unless you are a real bastard.  And Fetterman knew what Hillary Clinton needed in 2016 to win Pennsyltucky, but her campaign was too stupid to listen.  Now THAT'S funny.

Fetterman was more than a loyal Dem, tho.  He was a smart campaigner with a long game plan, and now he's a US Senator.

Hillary Clinton is just an epic, hilarious, historic loser and nasty old woman.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump!

Thursday, November 10, 2022

Andrew Cuomo Is The Second Most Vile And Toxic Democrat Of The Modern Era After Barack Obama

Cuomo is worse than Rapey Uncle Joe and rapist Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter.

Easily worse.

And damaging to American progress.

Whatever Cuomo gets, he deserves a thousand fold.

Trump's Destruction Of The GOP Is Entering A New And Wonderful Phase This Week!

We are all blessed that we were alive to see this.

One great and heroic man named Donald Trump has done what no Democrat has wanted to do in 60 years: destroy the GOP.

Through an astounding mix of incompetence and stupidity and cowardice, Trump has wrecked that vile racist revanchist nest of shabby bigots known as the Republican Party.

The local stuff in all those states just shows how deep Trump has been able to spread this fabulous cancer.

The ostentatious rot on display in PA is just the most hilarious of it all this cycle.

It's only gonna get more entertaining from here, boyo.

Praise motherfucking be!

Raging On Full

Wednesday, November 9, 2022

The Story Of Braddock PA Is The Reason Why The GOP Was So Scared Of Fetterman

A very good reason.

Fetterman was never going to lose that Senate race. 

He was not behind for a single day.

But the baggers and reactionary cocksuckers had reason to fear the man AND his record.

The record is why the Dems have always been wary of Fetterman as well...

Oh My Fucking God, The Free RePubic Baggers Are Now The Apotheosis Of Pure Comedy

Heh, indeedy.

They hate Trump.  Or they love him.  It's about 50/50 but they're all pissed regardless.

You really do love to see it.

Their greasy little retarded rat brains are having so much trouble processing everything.  They had been promised a glorious victory but got fucked instead.

Comedy has never been so blessed, and we are all basking in the beauty of conservative failure and pain.

We can never repay jesus for this sublime blessing.

Inshallah.

Tuesday, November 8, 2022

Not Breaking News: GOP Voters Are Grotesque And Stupid Racist Assholes

Racist assholes are easy to manipulate.

And easy to manipulate into voting against their best interests.

This is not breaking news.

The Republican Party is a racist party.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

John Kass Is A Bagger Lunatic, But The Free RePubic Baggers Are Scared Shitless Over This Election

Anything other than total GOP domination, 54 Senators and 100 House seats is gonna feel like a yuge failure for these baggy shitheads.

Kass is fucking vile.

But the Free RePubic baggers are jumpy as fuck, and it could be a wicked bad night for them.

Bagger Nitwit Matt Lewis Probably Really Believes Rock-Ribbed Reactionary 'Third Way' Dems Are 'Left'

Matt Lewis is not a smart or handsome boy.

His mommy was a lying, two-bit whore.

Only the most debased reactionary cretin would think that the bowel movement conservative scumbags at the Third Way have anything to do with 'center' or 'left' in the Democratic Party.

Sunday, November 6, 2022

Jeremy Corbyn Is Not Perfect, But He's Sure As Shit The Best Fucking Limey In The Last 100 Years

In a world of vile Limey cocksuckers, Corbyn stands out as a pretty good politician.

Corbyn is brilliant compared to any Labour PM you can name, and is, of course, nothing like all the vile reactionary Tory cocksuckers as far back as your history book goes.

Way fucking better than Obama or Clinton or Clinton or Rapey Uncle Joe, that's for fucking sure.

If you stand with Palestine, that's a yuge bonus for humanity!

Is Every Disgusting Racist Reactionary Bagger A Closeted Homosexual Proud Boy? Yes. The Answer Is Yes.

The Proud Boys are America's preeminent social club for closet homosexual conservatives.

If you are conservative, most likely you're a closet-case, so you're def a Proud Boy.

Sad.

Thanks, Gavin.

Thursday, November 3, 2022

No Amnesty Ever For COVID Deniers: Emily Oster Is A Vile Cunt

Vile scum like Oster can beg for forgiveness, but we must never forget what these horrible stupid motherfuckers did.

No amnesty, ever.

Oster was wrong about everything COVID, just like Jimmy Dore and Robert Malone and thousands of others.

Those people need to be hounded to the ends of the Earth until their dying days, knowing not a moment's peace for all the harm they have caused.

Fuck them all and send them to hell.

The Free RePubic Baggers ARE Spooked About Something, Tho & Their Fear Is Palpable

Like greasy rabid vermin running from an earthquake that humans can't detect, the baggers on the Free RePubic are definitely terrified of something about the election this year.

Is it Moore's and Dean's and Rosenberg's and Bouzy's Dem victory?

Or is it just that baggers are giant pussies in general?

Wednesday, November 2, 2022

This Unhinged BlueMAGA Shit Is ONE Reason Why The Dems Are So Easily Buffaloed By The GOP

Not the only reason, of course...

Christopher Bouzy is coocoo for cocoa puffs.

And Simon Rosenberg is not much better

Both of these shitlibs are riffing on Michael Moore's abortion/women's vote/youth vote story.

Cool story bro.

I think they're in for a bad day next week.

And a bad lifetime after this inanity.

But pray to jesus they're right, because a Dem victory would be hilarious for the next many years...

Stupidity Is Killing You: Tails From Your Shithole Country & Donate To CounterPunch Also Too

You assholes sure are fucking up this whole thing.

Give money to CounterPunch to make some sort of amends, you worthless fucks.

Bonus Bono fisking is worth it just for that.

Thanks, Joy Division.

Lifesa Riot

Tuesday, October 25, 2022

Cops? Bastards. Every Single One.

Every fucking where.

Anybody who is for the pigs is fucking vile.

Too bad Beto is fucking zero who will never be elected to anything useful in Texas or anywhere else.

Thanks, Obama.

The 1312 Project.

Perhaps The Limeys DID Manage To Find A Bigger Tory Scumbag Than Boris Johnson In Rishi Sunak

Quite a fucking feat, Limeys.

Johnson was a inbred oaf who couldn't think his way out of water closet on his own, but somehow Sunak seems to be an even more grotesque fucking bastard.

Heh, indeedy.

United Ireland is picking up steam as the Conservatives shred themselves while the world laughs!

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

Wheel-Inn

Saturday, October 22, 2022

Your America Is A Frakking Shit Hole & Send CounterPunch Money

Jeffrey St. Clair starts off by praising the Van Gogh protest kids, so that's nice.

But the rest is a recitation of how much y'all fucked up gods' country, the UFuckingSA.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Vapid Neolib Turd Jonathan Chait Pretends He's Not Getting Everything He Always Wanted In Nevada

The GOP in charge of the agenda AND the opportunity to play the role of neolib pussy pretending to complain about that GOP: it's Chait's fucking wettest dream.

Neolib assholes like Chait are every bit as much of the problem as the reactionary racist baggers who make up the Republican Party.

So, Yeah, That Orgo Professor At NYU Was Actually Fired For Being A Dick, Not For Being Too Hard!

Hard!  See what I did there?  Hard.  Dick.  Hard.

Anywho, Prof McSenile should have been retired from teaching after his 43 years at Princeton.  Clearly he had no business teaching Organic Chem to a class of pre-med upper-class strivers at NY Fucking U in the 21st century.  

At least the students had some idea of what college and med school admissions were like in 2022, unlike the prof who was just being a dick by proving he could make a class so hard most kids couldn't get a necessary grade.  Big fucking deal, anybody could do that.

Plus he outed himself as a reactionary old fool by complaining about remote teaching during the coronavirus, so fuck him.  

I'm sure whoever is teaching the class now is doing a much better job of preparing those awful NYU people for med school.

Unplugg'd 78

Friday, October 21, 2022

Former Black Gossip Kid Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Uncorks A Wicked Fun Fisking Of Killer Mike

Heh, indeedy.

Crockett may have been hanging out with some real dipshits when he was a gossip kid at the Gawker, but this is a nifty fisking for sure.

I guess Killer Mike likes the money more than he likes the people.

But that's no different than any Uncle Tom for the Fox Generation pushing GOP horseshit on people who don't know any better.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Justin Hawkins Gets It Right Re Morrissey And The Smiths

Tuesday, October 18, 2022

Peeling Out

Not Breaking News: Baggers Are Dumber Than Dog Shit And We Should Be Happy

They're literally too stupid to live.

Baggers believe every lie but reality is way too fucking hard for them.

It's a beautiful thing. 

Praise jesus and all the rest of the made-up gods for bringing us the blessed holy bagger remover and conservatives nitwits dumb enough to die for no good reason.

Brilliant!

Thanks, Trump.

Christian Conservatives Are Pure Evil (And Abortion Is Health Care)

The GOP could not suck more ass if they tried.

Conservatism is not compatible with a civilized society.

And abortion is still health care.

And healthcare.

Dr Susan Oliver Is Gettin' Real Good At The 'Debunking Anti Science Libertarian Horseshit' Game

All of the sudden, she's aces.

And she hasn't been at it that long.

Oliver, Dr Funk Debunk Dan, and the TWiV crew have done great working pushing back against the billion dollar right wing propaganda campaign against vaccines and science and public health and sanity.

Thursday, October 13, 2022

Conservatives Are Way More Demented And Debased Than Most Normies Can Understand

These people are fucking insane.  

They're sure some douche called jesus is gonna come back from heaven somewhere and make them the cool kids finally and destroy the libtards.

They really believe this shit.  This is not a troll for them to own the libcunts; this is their truth.  And it's wicked fucking stupid.  And insane.  And violent.  And racist.  And toxic.  And dangerous.

These sorts of screaming idiots cannot be reasoned with--they're like terminators of unhinged jesus freak inanity.  They are not capable of learning anything OR accepting reality.

They are supremely toxic and a danger to everyone and to society as a whole.

They're also beyond parody, which makes them funny as fuck, but that doesn't change the fact that we need to neutralize these people before any progress can be made.

The Free RePubic baggers are STILL QAnon true believers for fuck's sake!  

After all this time and all the evidence, they still believe this hoax like they believe in the gods.

Who could possibly be that stupid and sick?

We know who.  They're all around us and they are continuing their destruction.  They have been allowed too much influence despite their danger.  They have been welcomed into the political economy.

But none of that matters, can't matter going forward, because these bagger cocksuckers are that stupid and that demented.  

We need to get rid of 'em.  Push them back into the shame they once felt for their disgusting beliefs.

Religion has no place in a sane culture or just society.

Not Breaking From NBC News: The Saddest Uncle Toms On The Planet Live In Georgia, Are Votin' For Walker, And Are On The Republican Party Payroll

Jesus.  The Walker campaign has done more for comedy just in the past coupla weeks than most people could manage in a lifetime.  And the pee cock network is happy to help.

After flubbing the hit on Fetterman by GOP pissboy and registered Republican Uncle Tom Lester Holt, NB Fucking C is on a roll.

Not exactly a stampede of Afro America peeps who ain't getting a GOP check, I guess.

Kitchens Peeler

Monday, October 10, 2022

Rock-Ribbed Reactionary Neolib 'Democrats' Like David Rothkopf Are Way More Vile And Dangerous Than Rank And File Teabaggers

Teabaggers, even elected and appointed baggers like DeSantis and his idiot doctor Ladapo, are harmless dunces painting the walls with their own rancid shit when compared to disgusting hard-right neolibs like David Rothkopf.

Rothkopf is a Clinton guy, of course.

These violent, war-mongering monsters are worse than Trump could ever manage because Trump is completely, comically  incompetent.  The Dems are not that bad yet, unfortunately.  Obama, Clinton and the rest of those bastards were far more effective murderers than the brain-dead conservatives could hope to manage these days.

The Dumbest Man On The Internet Jim Hoft, The Vile Free RePubic Baggers, And Unhinged Bagger Nitwit Dr. Joseph Ladapo Are Making America Greater Again

These grotesque motherfuckers are killing so many baggers, and we are all blessed by this.

Thank you jesus.

Jim Hoft is the dumbest man on the internet, the Free RePubic baggers are demented reactionary scum, and Dr. Joseph Ladapo is dumber than dog shit--this is great news for all the sane, decent people out there.

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover will never stop making America greater again.

Ladapo is another one of these simpletons who should lose his licence in Cali, so, I guess Florida is the perfect place for him.

Praise be!

Kitch Inns

Sunday, October 9, 2022

Somebody Remind The Bezos Post That Howard Schultz Has Always Been A Fatuous Reactionary Fraud, Just Like Bezos

Howard Schultz was never the good guy.  He was never the cool CEO.  He was an anti-labor fraud from the beginning no matter what horseshit the Bezos Post tries to feed its demented readers.

If Schultz had been the hero of this Starbucks labor story, he would not have come out of retirement to try and break the union drive.

Fuck him.

Howard Schultz is scum and deserves exactly what he is getting now.

He sucks and Starbuck's coffee sucks too.

But if you ever have the chance to buy Starbuck's from a union shop, well, that's pretty okay, considering.

This Week In Virology: Sadly Dr Jimmy Jimjam Dore Has Not Yet Been VINDICATED!

Story & Song

Friday, October 7, 2022

Pro Tip: Alex Berenson Was Always A Reactionary Hack And Risible Simpleton

Berenson was never a "real journalist".  He was a fatuous clown from the start; his unhinged horseshit regarding marijuana was known far and wide as the work of the most grotesque of hacks.  The NYT employs plenty of reactionary nitwits.  Always have.  That's their business model.

Only The Best People The Next Generation: Taylor Crowe Should Have Known This Was Coming

Heh, indeedy.

The Herschel Walker campaign was every bit as filled with only the best people as the Trump presidency.

Taylor Crowe will never be Secretary of State now.

Praise be.

Thanks, Obama.

Sick Tails From Your Failed State, Rapey Uncle Joe Sucks Major Ass & Counterpunch Fundraising

Hah hah, you're fucked.

Hah hah, we're all in that boat with you fucked people.

Shit.

Thanks, Obama.

Monday, October 3, 2022

Brazil's Fatal Rot Is The Same As The USA's Fatal Rot: Evangelical Christianity

Pro Tip: Evangelical Christianity is way fucking more toxic and evil than even Catholicism.

And Brazil is suffering from this evil, fatal rot--the Bolsanaro movement proves it.

Baggers are all evangelical true believers.

Christianity is stupid.

Evangelicals are worse.

The Right-Wing Lies About Public Health In The Era Of COVID Show That Conservatism Is A Cancer That Must Be Eradicated

Conservatism kills.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

The grifters and liars and fools and unhinged lunatics and screaming idiots are a rot at the core of humanity.

It's past time to end conservatives and conservatism as incompatible with progress and sanity and decency.

Now or never.

Only The Best People: Donald Trump Is Corroding The Last Bits Of What Little Remained Of GOP Sanity

These baggers are almost as toxic and rotten as the KHive!

Donald Trump is doing what the Dems never really wanted to do: destroy the GOP.

Praise be!

Thursday, September 29, 2022

Powah 2 Pop

Only The Best People: Hero Trump Hands The GOP Another Loser In Tudor Dixon

Tudor Dixon.

Tudor.

Dixon.

Tudor.

Anywho, Donald J. Trump is a hero to the world for his role in accelerating the fall of the GOP into a frothing cesspool of rancid reactionary bagger insanity.

Under his eye.

Thanks, Trump!

Thank Christ That Barack Obama Saved The World From A Bernie Sanders Presidency In 2020

Imagine a world where Rapey Uncle Joe is not the fucking president right now.

Insane.

Thanks, Obama.

Bagger Pipsqueaks Like Matt Lewis Are Hoarding The Copium Like So Many Reactionary OCD Chipmunks

The GOP cannot be bigger losers.

The Dems have nothing but somehow the Republicans have less.

Brandon can't even remember who's alive and who's already dead, but the baggers can't seem to get anything working against him.

Whiny little pissboys like Matt Lewis are coping as hard as any boot lickers have ever coped, but that doesn't seem to be enough.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Sunday, September 25, 2022

Remco Evenepoel Showed Up And He Won

Vingegaard could learn something from this:

Rule #5.

But Evenepoel and the rest of the miserable fat Belgian bastards didn't have to be schooled.

Van Aert was there and his teammate won.

Evenepoel has had an amazing season all of the sudden.

Weepy Bagger Pissboy Matt Lewis Def Needs To Cry More

Cry more, little man.

Matt Lewis has a sad because his baggers lost to Trump's baggers and are now gonna lose to Dems.

Boo fucking hoo.

Frail weirdos like Lewis are the reason Trump can so easily wreck the GOP.

Thursday, September 22, 2022

World Famous Libertarian Crank And Sad Dumb Bastard Dr. Jimmy Jimjam Dore ALMOST Figures Out Vaccines Live On His Show

But not quite.

So close, tho.

This fucking asshole Dore is too dim and helpless to fully comprehend what he's reading on that screen.

Jesus frakking crispy, what a fucking simpleton.

No wonder he was so easily gulled by the vile right-wing cocksuckers like Prasad and Malone and McCullough and Campbell and Weinstein.

Taylor Nichols Uncorks A Wonderful Fisking Of The Vile Libertarian Dipshits Behind Hopelessly Stupid Anti-Science Grifters Like Vinay Prasad

Nice.

Libertarians are way more toxic and stupid than the most inbred toothless bagger.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Vinay Prasad is a piece of shit.

Sad.

Thanks, Ann Rand

Also Not Breaking News: Stacey Abrams Is Smarter Than The National Review

Hamsters are smarter than National Review.

But you can't have a heartbeat when you don't have a heart, so...

Domino's Not Yet Minus Derek

Wednesday, September 21, 2022

It's Pretty To Think That Someday We Will Face A Reckoning Over Our Collective Response To The Coronavirus Pandemic

Leaders, liars, ordinary morons, decent folks, the strong, the sick, the young, the old, the smart, the sane, the reactionary simpletons, but, alas, that's never going to happen.

Not really.

To understand the extent of the failure of our society would be too much to survive.

We would have to wreck it all as penance for the biblical flood of sins.

So we won't do shit.

Fuck 'em.  I'm good.  That's how we live now.

That's the best we can do.

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

Not Breaking News: Weird, Frail, Little Men At The National Review Are Scared Of The Imaginary Socialists In The Government

Sad.

Too bad for the National Racist Review tards that there is not a single elected socialist in the national or state governments at any level, but the MAGAtards are the rank-and-file GOP in every state.

They're concerned because they're pants-wetting morons.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Prison Deform

Tuesday, September 20, 2022

How You Know The Dems Are Not Serious Opponents Of The GOP: Every Candidate's Social Media Is Not Run Like John Fetterman's Twitter

Fetterman clearly wants to win.

He's actually opposing Dr. Ooz.

Fetterman is not running as a lesser Republican.

Weird.

Most other Dems are not doing the same.

Thanks, Obama.

This Tesla Road Trip Propaganda Piece Is Actually A Dystopian Nightmare

Tesla is an intelligence test: if you buy one, you failed.

Jesus, this whole trip sounds awful.  Imagine depending on the car to direct you to a charger and then hoping it's working or else you are fucked.

Nobody's bringing you a gallon of charge to get you to the next one.

This is nightmare fuel, like taking a six-figure payment to have sex with Donald Trump and then having sex with Donald Trump.

Gross.

Monday, September 19, 2022

Yet Another Ballad Of Sally

Sanity, Decency, And Banal Evil Aside, It's Impossible To Believe Any Dem Governor Would Get Away With Such A Craven Political Stunt With A GOP President

No fucking a bagger president would put up with this sorta shit from a Dem governor for a second.

The state government would be annulled and it would be bagger-led reconstruction for NY or CA or WA or CT at the point of a gun.

Rapey Uncle Joe undoubtedly would love to feed those immigrants and refugees into a yuge wood chipper because he's a reactionary racist piece of shit, but from a political standpoint, he should end DeSantis and Abbott over this.

The Unhinged Bagger Morons At The Free RePubic Are Still QAnon Dopes Too

There's no end to just how gullible baggers literally are.

These poor bastards will believe anything except what's actually true.

It's kinda glorious.

And it is definitely killing some of them, so keep bagging, baggers.

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover is the most wonderful development in human history.

Thanks, jesus.

Thursday, September 15, 2022

It's Almost Like Chinese Carbon Garbage Is

America's Greatest Strength Is The Risible Credulity Defenseless Baggers Have For Unhinghed Reactionary Nitwits And Insane Grifters

Praise be!

The American bagger has shown they will believe any and all horseshit as long as it is delivered by a racist reactionary dipshit.

The blessed holy bagger remover could not have killed so many of these grotesque fuckwads on its own.

Thanks, Trump.

Wow, Nice Of The Fucking Dems To Kinda Sorta Remember That Refugees And Immigrants Are People With Rights

What the actual fuck.

Beyond all the insanity and evil, how the fuck could the Dems just let the bagger cocksuckers DeSantis and Abbott get away with this shit even one time?

Politically.

Fight back for the politics if not for the humanity.

Fuck me, it's almost like Rapey Uncle Joe and the Dems are in on it, too.

Thanks, Obama.

This Was The Best Time To Be A Placemat

Wednesday, September 14, 2022

Rand Paul Gets Wicked Pissed Every Time Someone Says Ron Johnson Is The Biggest Fucking Idiot In The Senate

NOT TRUE! Paul squeals from under his strip-mall rug.

Can Ron Johnson really be a bigger retard than Rand Paul?

We may never know the answers to these important questions, but tune in next time for another exciting episode of Bullshit, or Not?

The GOP Need A New Theme Song For Miss Lindsey Graham, The Belle Of The Balls

In The End, Every Bagger Is A Frail And Weak Coward Who Couldn't Even Defeat A Kid, Even In Fucking Idaho

Idaho baggers are positively Trumpian.

Christ, these reactionary stooges are even bigger losers than Trump's kids.

Heh, indeedy.

Thanks, Obama.

Another GOP Loss In November Engineered By Trump's Incompetence

Brilliant.

If Trump had been even barely competent as a leader, the world would have been his.

But thank the gods he's a syphilitic moron whose only talent is embarrassing himself in front of everyone.

Thanks, Obama.

Acey Deecy Seed

Tuesday, September 13, 2022

Chris Cillizza Is Certainly A Vapid Twat

He's doin' great licking the boots of the new CNN bosses tho!

If Chris Cillizza knows anything, it's how to lovingly lave the rancid shit off of the filthy filthy boots of some reactionary asshole with his tongue.

"Analysis" by Chris Cillizza.

Heh.

Finally Some Good News From Ken Starr!

He ded.

Heh, indeedy.

What a miserable piece of filth.

Rapist enabler.

And now he's ded.

So, the good news just keeps on coming for humanity.

Thanks, jesus!

Little Miss Lindsey Graham, The Belle Of The Balls, Is Such A Bitch! Mee-OW!

Not all girls need abortions, Miss Lindsey knows.

Now every GOP candidate running for every office should be asked if they support this asshole's national abortion ban.

Once again, the Dems have been handed the keys to victory.

And once again they will not use them.

Unfortunately, Pavement To Weezer Is Something To Fear--Be Careful, Pavement's Children!

Monday, September 12, 2022

Another 'Bike Expert' Who Doesn't Seem To Know That Much About Bikes

This asshole needs a Ukraine flag emoji and some anti-vax links to go along with this fucking inanity.  

Christ. 

Too bad Cannondale never quite got the details and the QC up to snuff on these aluminium road frames...

La Vuelta Pretty Much Got The Race They Wanted

Not what Jumbo Visma wanted, but the race was a proper show this year.

Lotsa good racing in 2022.

Lotsa COVID, too.

No Need To Remind Anyone That A A Ron Rod Gers Is Dumber Than Dog Shit

Jesus, what a bagger retard.

Prob not the most embarrassing thing about Cal, tho...

In A Better, Smarter World Uju Anya Would Be The President Of Carnegie Mellon

Then maybe CMU wouldn't be such a shitshow.

But that's not the way things work in a world built and run into the ground by dummies (like Carnegie and Mellon). 

At least that vile old racist bitch is still ded.

And Rush Limbaugh.

John Fetterman Terrifies The Baggers, So That's Reason Enough

There's a use for a dude of whom the conservatives are viscerally terrified.  The kind of guy who makes them sputter and sweat and shiver with a frail coward's hatred.  Fetterman is clearly one of those dudes, so that's a good enough reason for him to be a Senator.

Faith Less

Sunday, September 11, 2022

Dispatch From Your Failed State: This Toilet Earth

Today was the best day of the rest of your life.

Things will only get worse.

At least some folks will be getting everything they deserve.

The rest can fuck themselves.

Under his eye.

Thinkin' About Dead Guys Today? Here's SEK, Who Sucked At Writing

And at not dying from cancer.

Pretty much vapid, bad at reading, and dumb, with shitty taste in tee vee.

Also, not much of a writer, as he proved.

Ded.

Welfare academia are more useless than baggers.

Veronique De Rugy: Hilariously Stupid Or Vile Lying Cunt?

The answer, of course, is both.

She's dumber than dog shit because she is a conservative.

But she's lying because in her example of the $40,000 loan forgiveness lawyer couple, both of those people would have been Pell Grant recipients, so they started from the poorest group of college students.  No matter what they may make in the future, they are the actual pulled-themselves-up-with-hard-work folks Republicans pretend to love.

Also, something like 40% of student debt is held by people without degrees, so complaining about the PhD group is comically disingenuous.  

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Veronique de Rugy and the Mercatus Center are dumber than dog shit.

Friday, September 9, 2022

MAGA Republicans Are Republicans

MAGAts, MAGA CHUDS, MAGAtards, they're all just anodyne, rock-ribbed, rank-and-file GOP. 

Nothing new, nothing unusual about them.

They're just conservative, racist, rotten, dumber than fuck, reactionary cocksuckers, the same as Republicans have been since they started.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Is So Much More Than A Miracle From Jesus

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover is really so many sublimely stupid unhinged reactionary assholes working day and night to keep as many people as possible helplessly stupid and ignorant.

Yes, the bagger remover is a sign of jesus' love for us.

But it's also all those vile motherfuckers being dumber than dog shit.

Praise be!

The REAL Good News: Baggers Are Dumber Than Dog Shit

Sure, you knew conservatives like the baggatron cocksuckers on the Free RePubic were fucking hilariously stupid, but the truth is that they are fucking way dumber than anyone could reasonably believe.

They will readily be gulled by every unhinged conspiracy but will refuse to even consider the simple facts that might keep them healthy and alive.

Praise be.

These vile reactionary assholes are killing themselves with this insanity and truly making America greater again.

Every dead bagger means a fuzzy kitten smiles.

Thank you jesus.

I Kinda Like It When Christian Dummies Get What They Deserve

First the queen dyin' and now this hilarity.

Lotsa good news for the good folks out there.

Where's your gods now, assholes.

Thanks, Jeebus.

Cleer