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The New York Times Is A Collection Of Racist Idiot Failsons

Don't give them money.  The suck major ass.  They are vile right-wing stooges.  Fuck them in their face holes.

The Baggatron Cocksuckers Are Starting To Panic

The stink of their fear is hanging over them like a black cloud.  They're too dumb to understand what is happening to them, but they feel the fear.  It's lovely to see.

It's A Good Thing Imbecilic Failson Josh Barro Has A Trust Fund

Your working boy Josh never gonna get anywhere on brains.  So many gross little pissboys like Josh Barro out there.  Sad.

Josh Marshall Is A Titanic Moron

He should stick to banal porn.  If Marshall is dumb enough to think that Warren copying Bernie's healthcare plan would be a problem in the general election, well, he's even dumber than I thought.  What a thirsty, thirsty, pissboy.

Dave Weigel's Colleague Jennifer Rubin Is Not A Smart Or Pretty Girl

But Jeff Bezos will be happy to piss in her bucket.  Conservatives are so dumb.

Sync

If Kos Was Not So Fucking Creepy, He'd Be A Corn Cob Right Now

Being a weird little grifter is like a sickle cell for turning into a corn cob, apparently.  Looks like Kos will have to do without even the dignity of being that mini corn cob.  Sad.

The Serotta Forum Twits Are Vile

Simply awful people.  Useless, ugly.  White people suck so fucking hard.

C Bad O

Dave Weigel, Reason Magazine Alum, Is Always A Good Corporate Boy

The libertarian boy may not be smart, but he wants to make Mr. Bezos proud, so look for Dave Weigel to be gleefully gargling that malodorous piss all summer long.

Even Yet Still More Expanse

Renewed again before the first new episode airs.  Nice.  The show is decent.

Baggatron Cocksuckers Will Believe Anything Because

They're dumber than dog shit.  Somebody should have liberated that Covington cocksucker's teef to a baggy for him.  But those nasty little retards were so sure those creepy kids would win.  Dumber than dog shit.

Get Payed

The Dislikes Are All Morrissey

Thank The Gods Andrew Breitbart Is Still Dead

Still! Dead!  Yay.

Those loony QAnon tards are seriously demented. 

Rocken Role

Fun Racing At The Tour

The Frogs have their hopes dashed again, and the best cheaters will have a man win the race again.  But it could have been worse.

What The Fuck Are The Yankees Doing?

Good thing the Sox are already out of it this season, but the Yankees had a chance to humiliate them and didn't get it done.  Jesus.  Fucking racist assholes.

On Headz

There Is Nothing More Tiresome Than An Insipid Racist And Bigot

But I guess it's kinda fun watching them piss themselves in fear.  The USA needs to cancel all these racist dipshits immediately. 

Biden Is Just Awful And The Only Dem Who Might Really Lose To Trump

Never Biden.  Fortunately, Biden will be out of this race, probably by the end of 2019, but if he made it to the nomination, he's probably the only one of the potential nominees, Sanders, Warren, Biden, who might actually lose to the fat orange dotard.  He truly sucks AND blows.  Don't vote for Biden.

David Sirota Is Enjoying All This

Wonder kind of a normal one David Simon is having?  Heh, indeedy.  How's that Beto candidacy doing, anyway?

Who Knew Krystal Ball Was The Smart One On MSNBC?

Jeez.

'Split Second' And 'Flesh+Blood' Star Roy Batty Dead At 75

Hobo With A Shotgun sequel will not be happening.  RIP.

Giveita Way Now

Kernel Carter

Thank The Gods We Have Tebow To Fucking Shit On

98 strikeouts.  Nice.  I guess jesus can't hit a curve ball after all.  Tim Tebow is a horrible shitbag all around.

Neolib Assholes Are Always Yuge Liars

This miserable cunt Mimi Rocah didn't really stay away after turning into a grotesque corn cob.  Fucking liar.

You Always Knew Mariano Rivera Was Not The Brightest Bulb On The Tree

Great pitcher, great Yankee, but Mo was always a fucking dipshit christian, so nothing is shocking about this.  It's sad, but dummies are so often conservatives.

Of Course The Gossip Kids Get Franken Wrong

The comments are a shitshow, too.  Nothing about what Franken didn't do matters except that the Dems led by Schumer and that dope Gillibrand helped Roger Stone win one.  Inexcusable.  The Gossip Kids Ladies Auxiliary is not up to grokking that, atmo.

Everything Wrong With Andy Signore

Who knew the tedious online dolts were such scheemy little whores and shit.

Space Hoax Anniversary

Ugh, Maggie Rogers Is The Fucking Worst

Maggie Rogers is a talentless, shameless self-promoter, but you should have known that from that risible video with talentless plagiarist and fellow relentless self-promoter Pharrell.  In case that wasn't disgusting enough, well there was always that creepy perv on the boarding school twits forum who always name-dropped Rogers because his unfortunate kid also went to St. Andrew's, along with the fact that Rogers herself was an over-privileged prep-school kid who grew up with money and is basically the shit music failson version of Ivanka Trump.  All in all, tho, the Pod Save America thing might be the most disgusting thing she's ever done.

Josh Barro Is Another Very Dumb Libertarian Boy

Josh Barro is like Dave Weigel's gay libertarian brother.  Not exactly the brightest boy, but Barro is a true rock-ribbed reactionary right-wing trust fund failson, and acolyte of Grover Norquist, so those are very good reasons to insist he go fuck himself right fucking now.

Democrats Were Stupid Enough To Let Roger Stone Ratfuck Al Franken

Even Charlie Pierce sees it.  Schumer, Gillibrand, the rest of those feckless cockbags should never have believed anything Roger Stone said, and Roger Stone was reason enough to defend Franken to the last man.  Cowards.

Twits Do Chemistry

Twitting with the twits.  Jesus fucking christ we are doomed.  Science!

There's Nothing More Hilarious Than A Gaggle Of Chickenshit Racists And Baggatron Cocksuckers

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Summertimes

Sandinista!

Better than what we got in the USA.

Jesus Christ, Dave Weigel Is Turning Into Ignatius Reilly

Conservatives Need Brains And Teeth

Racist inbred stooges should be canceled.  The GOP base is astoundingly dumb.

QTards Are The Saddest, Most Easily Gulled Motherfuckers On Earth

Dublin Town

Polish The Sky At Sweny's

Rare old time.  Dublin is going away blindingly fast now.  Joyce's Dublin, especially.  Soon it will all be gone.

A.J. Delgado Made A Great Decision To Breed With Jason Miller

Winner!  Poor stupid A.J. Delgado should have been advised to abort anything sired by Jason Miller.  Oops.

How Can Twits Know Nothing

Pro bike racing existed before Lance Fucking Armstrong, but some twits are seriously fucking stupid.  Rich, white, dumb, miserable racist assholes, and responsible for all the problems in the world.  Jesus.

Exclude All Racists, Bigots, Homophobes From Everything All The Time

Fuck all these idiots.  Christianity is stupid, but if it makes you an intolerant hater of everything, well, kindly go fuck yourself with icepick until you are dead.  Thanks.

Ann Richards Would Have Hated This Imbecilic Right-Wing Dem

Hillary deadenders are the fucking worst scum on the planet.

The Twits Are The Wealthiest, Best Educated Humans Who Ever Lived

Jesus motherfrakking christie.  The most privileged cohort ever born.

And not for nothing, but medical doctors are some of the biggest reactionary morons on the face of the Earth.  Medicine is not science; it's completely an anti-science for its practitioners. 

Chuckles Toddler, Sad Little Corn Cob

Chuck Todd should consider a little thing called suicide.  We have plenty of corn cobs; nobody will miss Chuckles.

Political Song for Dave Sirota to Sing

Maybe Imani Gandy Is Not The Worst Lawyer In The World

Could this clueless idiot be as bad a lawyer as a very stupid black lady?  Maybe.  Maybe.

Hillbots are dumber than MAGAtards.

If The Libertarian Dimwits At Reason Can See It

Holy fuck, neoliberal Dems are assholes.  Reason is full of dummies like Dave Weigel.  And even they understand Kamala Harris.

Fun Fisking Of Execrable Dumb Boy Donnie Deutsch

Had Donnie Deutsch not inherited an advertising company from his father, he would be squatting naked in puddle in your driveway eating worms.  He's a douchebag.

Single Payer Keeps The Hospitals Open

And the establishment dickheads pretending this isn't true are fucking liars.  Maybe hospital CEOs might not get paid like the old days, but the people get the healthcare.  Everyone wins.  Except rich assholes.

Nancy Pelosi Is A Vile Neoliberal Stooge

I hope AOC and the rest have learned not to trust that cunt ever again.

Not Too Much Longer Till West Wing Character Atrios Joins The Black Bloc

How much more can Herr Doktor Professor West Wing character take?  Duncan Idaho MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod Black will be part of the Black Bloc soon enough.  Even a guy who collects a check from David Brock can be radicalized. 

Eventually.

Or Norway

General JC Christian, Patriot, Cannot Stop Kicking Kos

The General knows it's not 2008 anymore.  So does Bernie, atmo.

Trapped Was Way Better Than Fortitude

Fortitude has some hilarious parts in the first series and some wicked dumb shit in the second series, but Trapped is so much fucking better all around.  (The first series of Trapped was better than the second.)

Trump And The Racist Shitbirds At The Federalist Society Lose In Humiliating Fashion

Even the demented bagger fucks see the humiliation.  Sad!  The Federalist Society is especially butthurt.  But it's okay cuz Trump's a winner no matter what reality says.  His racist asshole MAGAtard worshipers have no idea what the fuck is going on most of the time anyway.

Epstein Stepped On The E. Jean Carroll Story, But Trump Rapes Adult Women, Too

Excellent Rolling Stone piece on the E. Jean Carroll story.  It's important to remember that Trump is a serial rapist.

QTards Having A Very Hard Time

Even the creepy nitwits at Free Re-Pubic can't stand the QAnon dipshits.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Good Girls Revolt Was Way Better Than Mrs. Maisel

Some of the cast is excellent in 'Maisel' but the main character is so fucking annoying.  I know that's the point and it's a very meta satire, but I'm not sure Amy Sherman-Palladino gets it, atmo.

Jeremy Corbyn, Si! New Labour, No!

No more neoliberal limey fuckfaces.  Corbyn should be the PM.  Conservatives are worse than rectal cancer.

Boom, Or How Does This Shit Not Happen Every Day

KFC explosions are surprisingly rare.  That decade old oil in the fryer must turn into something splody.  Always follow best practices and read your MSDS, kids.

Space Adventure Headphones

Girlfriend Flashback

Matthew Sweet.  Sick headphone or car stereo song.  Almost 30 fucking years ago.

Children In Concentration Camps Is Making America Greater Again

Just like the good Germans, the good American patriots just sit around and let Trump put kids in concentration camps.  No big deal.  First they come for the spic kids.

Back Over Them With Your Saab

Gillibrand Fucked Up Majorly Over Franken, And This Luntatic Has The Receipts

Everyone needs a hobby, I guess.  John Mashey decided to play a little game theory with why Kirsten Gillibrand fucked herself with the Al Franken situation when she, Gillibrand, decided to side with ratfucker Roger Stone against a Senator from her own party who clearly didn't do anything wrong.  Gillibrand took a risk, and she got fucked.  That's racing.  If it had worked out for her, she'd probably be lined up to be Bernie's VP.  But it didn't.

Alex Acosta Is Pretty Fucking Sick Of All The Winning

What a winner looks like!  If only Acosta had known that raping kids was bad, he woulda been tougher on that Epstein guy.

Political Song for Trump to Sing

Trump Kidney Bingos

Kidney bingos hearts. Or something.  Trump sure is a big brain very stable genius.

The General Cancels Daily Kos

He's dead, Jim.  It's hard to believe that Kos managed to pull this scam off for so long.  I remember even in the FishyShark days when DailyKos was just getting started, there were people saying Kos was a nothing more than a grifter.  Those paranoid fuckers were right!

Political Song for Nancy Pelosi to Sing

Ben Garrison Is A Racist Teabagging Fuckface Sick To Death Of All The Winning

Disinvited is just like winning if you are a Trumptard!  Sad that Trump can't invite all the Nazi cocksuckers he wants to the White House.

Eric Swalwell, One Dumb Motherfucker Sick Of So Much Winning

A winner!  Right-wing Dems are worse than rectal cancer.

When Bernie Wins, The Dems Lose

And that is a good thing.  The Sanders Years, 2015-2020, are doing more to dissolve the neoliberal establishment than anything else.  Bernie's gonna win. 

Obsolete Twits

Mr. Nighbor is a genuinely decent fellow, but some of the twits are fucking nimrods.  These over-privileged white fuckers picked that fucking hobby and still don't know shit about it.  Jesus.

Father Of The Millenium Jerry RemDawg Remy

Writed hisself a book.  I'm sure it's a classic.  And I wonder what Sean McDonough thinks about the way the Sox stood by the RemDawg.  Anybody ask Bob Montgomery?

Rick Snyder Is One Vile Motherfucker Sick Of So Much Winning

No matter what this miserable cocksucker Nolan Finley says, Rick Snyder is a piece of human garbage who poisoned a city full of poor people and got away with it.  Snyder is a fatuous rock-ribbed conservative fuckface who deserves all the abuse our species can manage, and boot-lickers like Nolan Finley can kindly go fuck themselves with ice picks.

HamNo Gets It About Half Right

Not the worst, not the best HamNo.  But Warren and Bernie are not fungible.  Sanders is a stalwart center-left independent politician while Warren is a very recent rock-ribbed doctrinaire reactionary Republican.  It's nice she's not anymore, but Warren was fucking wrong as wrong can be for decades when Sanders was 100% right over and over again.  If Sanders can't go on, Warren is better than Booty Gig or Biden or Kamala Harris Is A Cop, but they are not the same.

If You Pick Warren Over Sanders, That Says Something About You

And it ain't good.  Warren would be a better choice than any of the others.  Except Sanders.  If Sanders were not running, that would be different, but Warren is a Reaganite Republican up until very recently, when Sanders was as far from Ronny Houseplant as anyone currently in Congress.  (Warren's foreign policy is also Reaganite shit.)  All the reasons to dislike Bernie don't make Warren a better candidate; it just means you put your personal pique above everything else.  Have the balls to say so.

Team Antifa

Team Cranky Old Man

Team Bragg

Deion Sanders Get It? Deion Sanders?

Deion Sanders seems pretty fucking on it.  Sad that some of the fucking imbeciles out there don't know how public employees get paid.  THEY WORK FOR FREE, MOTHERFUCKER!  NOW GET BACK TO WORK AT FREE COLLEGE FOR FREE, ASSHOLE!!

Deion Sanders is a pretty cool guy.  Poor Jen Kirkman is not a smart girl.

Haven't We Been Living In The World With Racist Crank Morrissey For A While?

Billy Bragg isn't happy, but Mr. Bragg was always team Marr, so he hasn't lost as much.  The rest of us wish Steven had been a happier, better adjusted young man so that he might have aged into Billy Bragg and not into a tawdry racist old queen.  Apparently there is a light and it goes out when it gets old and senile.  The General knows what's what.

Josh Marshall Gurgles The Piss With A Smile On His Face

Josh Marshall loves being a pissboy.  Some careerist hack dipshits might be sickened by having to guzzle the rancid urine of the establishment to get ahead, but not Josh.  He loves piss almost as much as he loves jerking off!

Even Some Twits Are Smarter Than Fred Flintstone's Snorkasaurus

When Dino gets flattened, the species gets smarter.  Jesus twits are the fucking worst.

Fox "News": Fuck Trump

DEMOCRATS 2020!  I assume that Fox "News" dipshit has been fired.

Nate's Liver Debones Your Libertarian Boy Dave Weigel

Jesus.  That was good.  Weigel is just too focused on Jeff Bezos' dick in his mouth to do much else.

Dissee

Ruh Roh: Jeffrey Epstein Arrested In NY

Donald Trump's continuing adventures on the Lolita Express.  Epstein and that vile cocksucker Alan Dershowitz must be having very bad nights, too.

Fith

Forth

Ser Lee

Pretty Much Every Abortion Is The Best Abortion Ever

But I guess some are better than others!  Thank the fucking gods for a woman's right to choose.

Anyone Else Would Have To Try Wicked Fucking Hard To Be This Insipid And Inane, But Not Josh Marshall!

Of course Marshall, the chronic masturbater, is all-in on a woman who could never get the nomination in a million years.  Of course he is.  And of course he believes single-payer isn't popular.  Of course he does.  Luckily for us, he's Josh Marshall, so not only will Kamala Harris Is A Cop never get the nomination, but M4A is pretty much a given now.  Thanks, jerk off.