Thursday, May 18, 2023
Wednesday, May 17, 2023
Meatball Ron Is A Political Genius Of Positively Trumpian Proportions!
Meatball Ron and his pudding fingers: very stable genius.
Only the best people for Meatball Ron.
Everyone is saying it: Meatball Ron can pick 'em.
I hope Trump has enjoyed destroying the GOP.
I know I've enjoyed watching it.
Under his eye.
No Cop Has Ever Been Poisoned By Fentanyl--All Cops Are Liars, Too
Cops are bastards, lying bastards.
The fentanyl horseshit was made up to scare the dumbest white people in the visible universe.
Fuck the police.
ACAB.
The 1312 Project.
Texas Is Never Gonna Let You Forget How Hard It Sucks AND Blows
Bagger states are not fit for human habitation.
Anyone and everyone who has the means MUST leave Texas.
Leave the baggers to drown in their own filth while the sane and decent people live their lives in a state where Republicans have no power.
Inshallah.
Tuesday, May 16, 2023
Dianne Feinstein Is No More Senile And Demented Than Brandon, Trump, Or Pelosi
And fucking DiFi has no idea where the fuck she is!
But Rapey Uncle Joe and Trump and Pelosi are the same way.
Demented old fools who should be sitting in squalid day room somewhere overfilling their dollar store adult diapers.
Feinstein should have resigned 30 fucking years ago.
Rudy Giuliani Is The Twin Brother Trump Never Had
A great American making America greater again.
Rudy Giuliani is the sort of very stable genius we need now.
Inshallah.
Elron Musk Is The Reason Mike Taibbi And Raf Yglesias Can Find The Will To Live
Even for Mike Taibbi.
Even for Raf Yglesias.
Your Matts might be creepy and stupid vile bald cunts, but they are not Elron Musk.
So you can live on for another day.
Let's Hope That Dominion Did Indeed Get Tucker Carlson Shitcanned Because They Could
Tucker Carlson never made a friend in his life.
Clearly, everyone who ever met him despised him, even the CIA.
Heh, indeedy.
Monday, May 15, 2023
Surgery Was Long Gone In 2012--It Ain't 2012 No More
Surgery was a good band tho.
This is a great piece.
I remember when people wrote about shit instead of twitting about shit.
Sad.
Thanks, Jack.
Steve Albini Was Right About Smashing Pumpkins, Liz Phair And Urge Overkill
And anyone who thinks the Pumpkins stuff holds up is dumber than Elron Musk.
And if you're Ryan Broderick, you don't know what misogyny is.
Brilliant.
Baggy Bagger James Comer Might Not Be The Sharpest Bulb In The Picnic Basket
Probably should be Trump's VP, tho.
Not many galaxy brain super geniuses like this in the GOP.
Wait, what...
Sunday, May 14, 2023
AOC Had At Least One Good Person Working On Her Campaign: Justine Medina
Most of AOC's people seem to be as awful as she is, but Justine Medina sounds pretty cool.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
But anything that so clearly scares the shit out of the vile reactionary shitheads at the New York Post--the comments are so fucking entertaining!--cannot be bad thing.
Cynisca Cycling Is Utterly Vicious With That Vile TERF Idiot Inga Thompson
Ouch.
I guess those folks don't have any time for TERFy scumbags like Thompson.
That poor dumb fuck was not shamed for speaking out.
Inga Thompson was shamed for being a grotesquely stupid and ignorant shabby bigot.
TERFs suck ass.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Saturday, May 13, 2023
If You Think Trans Kids Are A Problem, They You're The Problem
Conservatism and bigotry are both mental defects.
Reactionary idiots cannot be trusted in any decent society.
We must cherish kids, cherish trans kids, and all the kids while we exterminate the foul disease of conservatism from our lives.
Baggers are dumber than dogshit.
Fuck TERFs, racists, nazis, guntards, bigots, libertarians, Republicans, MAGA CHUDS, christians, fundamentalists, proud boys, and every other sort of reactionary scum.
Inshallah.
Sweden Is Still Fucked With COVID Because Conservatism Is A Mental Defect
And they're fucked.
Baggers are dumber than dogshit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Texas Is A Bagger Shithole Every Bit As Rancid And Disgusting And Stupid As Florida
Conservatism is incompatible with a civilized society.
If you think trans kids are a problem, you're the problem.
Baggers are dumber than doghit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Friday, May 12, 2023
It's Nice That The Bezos Post Tried To Defend Tucker Carlson's Girl Kaitlan Collins
Reactionary shitbags gotta stick together.
Without friends, Tucker Carlson never would have even gotten into college anywhere.
Without Tucker, Kaitlan Collins would be fellating white nationalists somewhere in Montana.
Without Jeff Bezos, Jeremy Barr would spend all his time whacking off to his LazyTown tapes.
The circle of bagger life.
Phillipa York Is Good People
Moar from folks like York, much, much less from shabby bigots like Inga Thompson and Riley Gaines.
If you think trans athletes are a problem, you're the problem.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Too Bad The Assholes Who Own The Stewart Hotel Didn't Have The Common Sense And Common Decency To Leave This Old Man Alone
Especially after getting millions of dollars dumped on the every month by the city.
But Chairman Mao knew what to do with landlords.
Time to bring back that classic wisdom and goodness.
Thursday, May 11, 2023
CNN Used To Be Bernard Shaw And Peter Arnett And John Holliman Broadcasting Live From The Bombing Of Baghdad While Hiding Under A Table In Their Room At The Al-Rashid Hotel
Now CNN is that vapid reactionary cunt Kaitlan Collins standing on that stage like an idiot with her dumb empty head bobbing helplessly while Trump smears his own shit everywhere.
Brilliant.
One thing is for sure, in 1991 Kaitlan Collins would have been too stupid to even hide under the desk during the American bombing of Baghdad. She would have been standing out on the balcony like a moron, giggling and drooling and waving at the fireworks until the US military finally offed her.
Thanks, Ted Turner.
Dianne Feinstein's Senior Staff Are Every Bit As Corrupt As Jim Clyburn And Clarence 'Uncle' Thomas
California is getting exactly what it deserves, tho.
The Dems are fucking worthless reactionary losers and always will be.
And Feinstein was always amongst the most awful and conservative Dems anywhere.
Even before she was a fucking corpse in a wheelchair.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Rapey Uncle Brandon Might Lose 49 States To Trump Next Year
But neither Trump nor Brandon should be anywhere near the presidency.
America is a fucked society.
Certainly Rapey Uncle Joe losing to Trump/Tuberville 2024 would be way more entertaining than other outcome.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Under his eye.
Kudos To Cynisca Cycling For Dumbing That Nasty TERF Idiot Inga Thompson
Nobody likes a fukkin' disgusting bigoted TERF.
Cycling needs to be better than Inga Thompson and Alison Sydor.
Inshallah.
Meatball Ron Of The Pudding Fingers Keeps Screaming At You That Conservatism Is Incompatible With A Sane Society
Baggers are dumber than dogshit.
Florida is a bagger shithole.
What the actual fuck does Meatball Ron have to do to convince every fucking sane person in the galaxy that conservatism is a mental defect.
Wednesday, May 10, 2023
We Can Thank The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover For Making Sure Baggers Believe Only The Dumbest Horseshit In The Visible Universe
The best thing, the only thing making America greater again.
Thanks to jesus and the blessed holy bagger remover.
Baggers are too dumb to understand much of anything, but they will believe every unhinged reactionary lie and mountain of right-wing horseshit they can find.
So they die.
Praise be!
While the rest of us stay safer and live longer because we are not conservative baggy asswipes.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Baggers are dumber than dogshit, and there are no dumber baggers than on the Free RePubic.
The WindSisters Seem Like Good People
Nice to see nice ladies doing nice things.
WindSisters are some of the good ones, apparently.
We all need to be more like them.
If We Wanna Get Rid Of The Guns Quicker, We Need The BlackNRA, TransNRA, And MuslimNRA To Be Out And Proud And Ready To Rumble
Accelerate the politics of this gun shit.
Scare the shit outta those white racist guntard pussies.
No guns, know peace.
The 2A is about the army, and every sentient being in the visible universe who isn't a bagger retard knows this.
Respect the Constitution.
Clarence 'Uncle' Thomas Is Every Bit As Corrupt As Jim Clyburn
Conservatism is a mental defect.
We should end the bagger cancer by all possible means.
Tuesday, May 9, 2023
Chrisitanity Is A Fairy Tale For Idiots--Strong Christians Are Just Dumbasses
Christianity is not compatible with sanity, scholarship, civilization, or reason.
As the great man said, christianity is stupid.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
We must remove all reactionaries from our society.
Baggers are dumber than dogshit.
The Greenland Ice Sheet Thing Is Def Prob Nothing, And Nobody Should Even Think About It
It turns out GloBull warming is also the blessed holy bagger remover at work.
Sure, some poor, blameless people around the world will suffer, but the baggy fukks will really eat shit, and jesus has decided the sacrifice is worth it.
Praise be!
The University Of Minnesota Can Do Better Than The CEO Of Spam
The next guy will be the CEO of racism.
Or Herschel Walker.
Or some other bagger fuckface.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Minnesota should know better.
Sad.
Thanks, Obama.
Mike Engleman Seems Really Dumb And Should Probably Keep His Mouth Shut
Nobody wants to sound like a TERF.
TERFs are more grotesque and vile than even libertarians.
If you think trans people are a problem, then you are the problem.
Mike Engleman sounds like an idiot.
Sad.
Thanks, Eddy.
Monday, May 8, 2023
Zooey Zephyr Should Be The Next President
She'd be way fukkin' better than Rapey Uncle Brandon or Trump.
At least she knows a thing or two.
Zooey Zephyr might be one Dem to vote for.
Keith Self Makes A Compelling Case For Being The Dumbest Bagger In The Visible Universe
Somebody needs to explain to poor stupid Keith that jesus isn't real.
Sunday, May 7, 2023
Amy Chozik's Dad Never Even Talked To Mike Taibbi Before This Elizabeth Holmes Shitshow
Chozik pere had no idea who the fuck Mike Taibbi was.
He knows now.
Even though his Amy is not called Matt and is not that bald, he still feels like the biggest fucking asshole in the world today.
Now he knows what it's like to be Mike Taibbi.
Every
Day.
Remember When Bob's Crafts Got Busted In That House Parlor
That sure was funny.
What a patriotic creep Bob's Crafts is!
Jim Clyburn Is The Most Corrupt Man In America
Clyburn is way more corrupt than Uncle Thomas.
Or Donald Trump.
Or Rapey Uncle Brandon.
Or even Obama.
For the love of christ, never, ever vote for Dems!
Saturday, May 6, 2023
Off All The Spoiled Brats From Outside Boston Who Were Indie Musicians Now Pushing 60, The Only One Who Amounted To Anything Was J Mascis
AND we got Sebadoh out of it!
But Evan Dando, Juliana Hatfield, all those assholes turned out to be not much.
Whoopsie.
Good thing your dad was a doctor or some shit.
Got you into tv. Got your sister that job as a bigtime magazine writer or whatever.
Dinosaur Jr., good. Lemonheads and the rest, who cares?
Civilization And Reason Owe A Great Debt To The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover And Free RePubic Baggers
The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover has done the lords' work to make sure every conservative was a fucking stupid as possible, making the maximum number of them ded baggers.
Ded baggers are good baggers.
Under his eye!
Keith Regier And His Inbred Bagger Retard Family Are Incomaptible With Sanity
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Baggers are dumber than dogshit.
Regier and his retard idiot klan should be removed from decent society permanently.
Friday, May 5, 2023
Brittney Griner And Megan Rapinoe Are Good People
Riley Gaines, Inga Thompson, and Alison Sydor are rancid cunts.
Nothing more vile than a fukkin' TERF.
Bigots suck major ass.
Even more disgusting than libertarians.
Hard To Tell Who Loves The Brownstone Institute More, Free RePubic Baggers Or Jimmy Dore
Although there's not really any meaningful difference now.
Jimmy Dore is as reactionary a fucking dipshit as the most racist retarded Free RePubic bagger.
Sad.
Thank christ for the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover!
I Think The Lew Kaplan May Be Trying To Send Trump A Message
Sic.
That's the message.
Joe Tacopenis has been the finest Italian Heritage(tm) lawyer Trump could find.
Whoopsie.
Sad.
Thanks, Soros.
Thursday, May 4, 2023
Herschel Walker Is Even More Of A Trump Son Than Elron Musk
Way more of a Trump kid than any of the brain-dead mutants actually named Trump.
Herschel Walker would have been the perfect VP for Trump, but nobody likes a loser.
Or a thief.
Heh, indeedy.
The Is The Baggiest, Most Oklahoma Story Ever!
Because of our freedumb, our guns, and the blessed holy bagger remover, everyone in Oklahoma will be shot dead eventually, and America will be greater again!
On a sad note, Jesse McFadden wrecked any chance he had of winning Republican Man of the Year this year when he killed himself.
Wednesday, May 3, 2023
Peter McCullough Is The PERFECT Doctor For Conservatives!
All baggers should def listen to Peter McCullough!
Conservatives of every creed and color should ONLY listen to Dr. McCullough.
He's the perfect doctor for the teabagging patriots.
The blessed holy bagger remover is making America greater again.
Thanks, Obama.
It's Starting To Look Like Fucker Carlson Really Is Dumber Than Everybody Thought
Imagine being too demented for Fox "News".
Christ.
Hard to believe a CIA wannabe failson could be so fucking stupid.
Thanks, Obama!
Seems Like This NY Subway Murder Should Be Bigger News
Some psycho kills a guy in the subway, and everything is cool.
Kay.
But I'm pretty sure this is not how we want to play going forward.
Tuesday, May 2, 2023
This Elderly, Bankrupt, Limey TERF Cunt Allison Pearson Is Not Fucking Creepy At ALL!
The Telegraph is the TERFiest TERF fest ever!
This sad old bankrupt limey cunt Allison Pearson sure seems like a nice normal person and not anything like an unhinged panty-sniffing lunatic.
Not. At. All.
Pro tip: trans women aren't "cheating" anybody.
Joe Tacopenis Is Every Bit The Greasy Bagger Legal Genius Scalia Was
Joe Tacopenis is a guinea intellect of Sam Alito-proportions!
Italians.
Let 'em make-ah de spicy meata-ball
But never let 'em be lawyers or judges.
Italian Heritage(tm) makes you dumber than dogshit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Commander Adama Would Be Ashamed Of These Frakking Mormon Creeps
Don't bring these motherfuckers to the home of the 13th Tribe!
Mormons are worse than christians in every fucking way.
When we end religion, start with these assholes.
Solvang Is Certainly Hell On Earth
White people are the fucking worst.
It's fucking Humbleton.
Except even more racist and bigoted, somehow.
Where's Ned Flanders?
Monday, May 1, 2023
Wasn't Lee Fang Always A Dimwit Libertarian Boy In The Style Of Glenn Greenwald And Dave Weigel?
I'm not sure he's changed so much as just gotten to be much more of stupid asshole as he's aged.
Like Greenwald and Weigel.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Libertarian boys are dumber than baggers.
Steven Crowder Is What A Real Man Looks Like, A Real Man Hiding In A Closet Wearing A Dress
But the real problem with Steven Crowder is that he's a grotesque reactionary racist bagger shithead.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Sunday, April 30, 2023
The GOP Is Probably The Most Debased And Pathetic Political Organization In Human History
And Trump is their idiot king.
Sad.
After more than 150 years, this is the best the Republicans can manage.
Donald Trump.
Meatball Ron and his pudding fingers.
Kevin McCarthy.
What a buncha fuckin' beta boys and cucks.
Thanks, Obama.
Saturday, April 29, 2023
Pro Tip: Sean McElwee And Nate Silver And The Rest Of The Reactionary Dem Establishment Simps Were Always Full Of Shit
The Dem establishment is mostly worried about getting paid next year.
Nothing they do is even meant to help propel the most anodyne agenda beyond protecting that check.
The Dems are worse than the GOP in every way, and much of the blame falls on the absolutely worthless pissboy class like McElwee and Silver and the rest.
They have no ideas and care about nothing other than maintaining the power structure that fills their buckets with piss.
Popularism is just the latest grift.
Now they'll be on the next one.
Maybe not McElwee, but they'll be another vile conservative creep there to loving drink the piss from his bucket.
Our Elite Media-Political Establishment Just Might Be Dumber Than Dogshit: Jonathan Chait Edition
Conservatism truly is a mental defect.
But Chait is just fucking gross.
A vile piece of human filth.
Nothing more disgusting than a TERF.
Thank The Gods That Our Texas Problem Is Taking Care Of Itself
Slowly but surely.
This is the only possible good news we can ever get from Texas.
The blessed holy bagger remover at work.
Praise be!
Friday, April 28, 2023
Meatball Ron And His Pudding Fingers Are Never Gonna Be President
The guy is a fucking loser, tho.
Jesus frakking christ, it's pretty sad just how weak and useless Meatball Ron really is.
And by that I mean fucking hilarious.
Meatball Ron and his pudding fingers make Trump look competent.
And Trump's like the biggest moron who ever lived.
Thanks, Obama.
Remember When Alito Leaked That Dumb Abortion Thing?
Don't be forgettin'.
Sam Alito is a disgusting greasy motherfucker.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Nobody likes guineas.
These Three Rock Throwing Assholes Are Going To Prison For A Long Fukkin' Time
I don't believe in prison or cops or any of that police state and slavery shit, but these three dumb motherfuckers deserve every single thing they are gonna get for the rest of their hopefully very painful lives.
White people suck.
Rich white boys are worse. Plus their dumb Asian friend.
All rock-ribbed bagger fucktard, I'm sure.
Taking a picture was a genius move.
The woman was alive when they took that picture, so that should be the final word the jury hears...
Remember When Rapey Uncle Joe Didn't Fire That Bagger Mailman Guy?
Brandon should have fired every Trump guy, everywhere.
But he didn't.
I wonder why?
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Thursday, April 27, 2023
Now That Everyone Has Seen What A Helpless Little Bitch Tucker Carlson Is, Will Jimmy Dore Still Love Him?
Tucker got cuckered by Murdock and his sons.
Sad.
So it turns out Carlson is a weak little man who is nothing but a high-dollar pissboy.
Lots of folks knew that all along.
But now the baggers can see it.
Pissboys are easily replaced.
Ask Bill O'Reilly.
Thanks, Brandon!
Elron Musk Can't Stop Won't Stop Till Every Human On Earth Sees He's The Dumbest, Baldest Boy
Jesus frakking crispy, the guy is a fucking idiot.
His rockets blowed up. His cars sploded. His hair fell out when he was 19.
Elron Musk is a bigger loser than Erik Trump.
Sad.
Thanks, Ivana.
E. Jean Carroll Just Might Solve The GOP's Trump Problem--And They They're REALLY Fucked
Could this one particular rape case bring down the orange dotard and his tiny misshapen penis?
Prob not.
But if it does, the GOP will be rid of Trump.
And then they're fucked.
They have no one else.
It'll be Brandon in a landslide against whoever the Republicans can manage to run.
Sad.
Thanks, Obama.
I, For One, Find It Hard To Believe That All These Cops And Pastors And GOP Stalwarts Are To A Man Pedos And Rapists
If only there were some sort of pattern...
Every sex pest, pedo, molester, creep, rapist, every single one of 'em is a conservative, white, christian male.
Including Bill Clinton.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
MORE than a mental defect, clearly...
This 'Scholarship Money' Story Is Bullshit Every Year
This kid applied to 200 shitty colleges to collect "scholarship" money.
Which is bullshit.
Unless he's pretty fucking rich, most of that money is financial aid money, including lots of loans, probably, which only a dumbass bagger would call a scholarship.
And if the kid applied early and got into Amherst, Harvard, Princeton, Wesleyan, Williams, or Yale, well, then he's not supposed to apply anywhere else.
The schools and colleges and guidance counselors who encourage this horseshit should be ashamed.
Wednesday, April 26, 2023
Fox 'News' Cucked Tucker Carlson AND Trump At The Same Time
Real baller move by the old man and his kids.
Fox "News" showed who was boss of bowel movement conservatism is the US and made Trump eat shit just as much as Carlson.
You really do love to see it.
Heh, indeedy.
Thanks, Obama.
I Wonder If Jessica Valenti And All Those Other Nitwits Regret Being Stillwithhering Hildos And Brainless Dems Yet?
Of course not.
They love to screech and complain, but being rich white ladies mostly, they will always be too pampered and dumb to know that they've created their own personal hell.
Sure, the rest of us have to live in it too, and trans kids will die, and lots of poor and minority folks will suffer and shit, but hey, they are STILL WITH HER and will vote for any Dem no matter how disgusting, racist, bigoted, misogynistic, and conservative they are.
As long as it's not Bernie Sanders!
Nice job, girls.
You stupid cunts.
We Can Only Assume Hunter Floofy Fox Is A GOP Congressman
That pedo creep was def a rock-ribbed conservative white guy tho.
All the groomers and child molesters are staunch Republicans.
Tuesday, April 25, 2023
Every Time Trump Reminds People Of The Abortion Ban, The GOP Loses Another House Seat
Alito will wind up being the next Kennedyesque hero of the Democratic Party.
The Dems suck AND blow so hard that nothing could save them from utter defeat and destruction.
Well, almost nothing.
And the bagger shitheads on the courts delivered that one thing.
Dobbs.
Whoopsie.
Now the GOP is fucked beyond comprehension in all but the baggiest bagger shitholes.
And Trump won't stop making it worse until every fucking Republican gets deboned.
Sad.
Thanks, Trump.
Anti-Vax Assholes Are The Biggest Idiots On Earth
But the blessed holy bagger remover is makin' 'em ded ded DED!
Praise be.
Anybody who got COVID wrong, vaccines wrong, basic science wrong is more grotesquely stupid than the biggest boot-licking libertarian pissboy.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Alabama Is A Bagger Cesspool
Remember this when an Alabama grad tells you they "went to Harvard".
Baggerism is incompatible with education, scholarship, and intelligence.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
The Free RePubic Baggers Are Having A Yuge Sad Over Tucker Carlson Eating Shit
No bigger pussy in the visible universe than a Free RePubic bagger.
Those creepy racist nitwits are beyond grotesque.
Even sad little men laugh at the Free RePubic losers.
Thanks, Obama!
Tucker Carlson, Like Trump, Is The Rich White Kid Who Never Actually Had A Friend
The biggest losers in the universe are not web-toed baggers from Georgia.
Or libertarian pissboys.
Or racist, closet-case guntards.
Or Trump's kids.
Nope.
Tucker Carlson is a way bigger loser.
Sad.
Thanks, Trump.
Monday, April 24, 2023
Who's Gonna Explain To This Dumb Bagger Bitch Emma Heussner That She Didn't 'Go To Harvard'?
Going to Harvard means undergrad.
Real Harvard students know this.
Emma Heussner doesn't know because she's dumber than dogshit.
She went to Alabama.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
New York City Sure Ain't What It Used To Be
Now the city is filled with vile rich assholes and other scum.
Sad.
Rich people suck.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Tucker Carlson & Bill O'Reilly Will Be Enjoying The Keester Falafel Together Tonite
Just a couple of gross unemployed dudes jamming things up their asses.
Billo's been ready for this for a long time.
Sunday, April 23, 2023
Somebody Needs To Explain To Erika Edwards And The Dipshits At NBC What A Theory Is And How Medical Research Works
This is anti-vax horseshit from NBC.
Inexcusable stupidity.
I'm sure RFK Jr & Jimmy Dore will be all over this nonsense, spouting disinformation, and generally making their conservative audience even dumber.
Facebook groups and VAERS and other right-wing insanity do not count as research.
And prob the folks claiming the condition are not the ones to be studying said condition and vaccinations.
No excuses for this to be reported.
The reactionary political/media establishment is dumber than dogshit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Riley Gaines Is A Horrible Bitch, And Ingrid 'Horse Face' Jacques Is Too!
There's nothing worse than a TERF.
Baggers are dumber than dogshit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Elron Is Not The Smartest Boy
Might be the baldest, but not the smartest.
Playing with rockets is not something for the dumb rich kids.
Jesus.
Saturday, April 22, 2023
More Fun Stuff About The Beths--This Time From Brown University (The Wesleyan Of Providence) Of All Places
Nice harmless Kiwis who make wicked good pop music in the 21st century.
Also, how the fuck did Brown University manage to lose its radio station.
Christ, elite universities are mostly run by reactionary idiots.
Minnesota Knows Baggers Suck Major Ass
Minnesota's governor don't want no baggers in his state.
Baggers suck ass.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Praise be!
Friday, April 21, 2023
Your Daily Reminder That Baggerism Is Incompatible With Democracy, Freedom, And Reason
Texas is a bagger shithole and in no way should be part of the United States.
The US government should end bagger rule in Texas with extreme prejudice and install a secular government answerable to basic intelligence and freedom.
Baggers are dumber than dogshit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
No Empty-Headed Stenographer In America Wields A Piss Bucket With As Much Flair As Rick Newman
That little reactionary creep knows what he loves, and he loves rancid, boiling piss.
Rick Newman is so dumb because he has to be as dumb as he is to do his job properly.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Thursday, April 20, 2023
Bernie Sanders & AOC Are Center-Right--Not At All On The Left
Only in American could those folks be considered left of anything.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Sad.
Thanks, Obama.
Sure Sounds Like Payton McNabb Is Too Frail And Weak-Minded To Play Organized Sports
Jeez, what a whiny little snowflake.
I think you gotta be more of a baller to play ball.
One thing's for sure, McNabb will never be invited to spend any quality time on the National Review's yacht, the William F. Buckley.
Elron's Rocket Go Boom--Another Triumph For The World's Dumbest Man
Mike Taibbi knows just what that rocket's father is going through.
Elron Musk is officially a bigger loser than any Trump kid.
Wednesday, April 19, 2023
Ed Jones Is Correct: There Is No Right To Carry A Gun In The US Constitution
All this gun nut shit was created out of whole cloth by bowel movement conservatives as part of their war on American society and American freedom.
Give racist poor people guns and they'll be too busy killing each other to organize and create a more just and equitable society.
Scalia and the rest of those dumb fucking conservative judges were just useful idiot tools.
Time to take the guns, disarm the police, and crush capitalism once and for all.
Inshallah.
Thanks To Our Friend Jesus, So Many Baggers Are Ded
Ded baggers make America greater again.
So jesus sent the blessed holy bagger remover to kill baggers ded.
This makes me happy.
Thank you, jesus.
'Senate Report' LOL--Roger Marshall Would Like To Remind You He Is Surely Dumber Than Ron Johnson
Pro Tip: this is not a Senate Report.
It is some bagger lunatic signal boosted by that retard Roger Marshall, senator from Kansas.
Not the same thing.
But National Review would like an illustrated Senate Report on spending time with William F Buckley and a boatload of naked young conservative college boys, please.
Gym Jordan will buy 100 copies, so there's that.
Under his eye.
Steve Albini's Always A Fun Guy
Albini is at least as good at ranting as he is at producing/engineering recordings.
So that's something.
Still remember his Smashing Pumpkins and Liz Phair shit from back in the day before most folks had the internets at home.
Megyn Kelly Was Certainly The Most Trans Man Vibey Of The Fox "News" Blondes
Also, Megyn Kelly is a vile reactionary cunt.
That black Santa fucking bitch is a hateful bigot and slimy racist, and always was.
But of all the Fox "News" whores, Kelly was the one who most looked like a trans man.
Which would be fine for anyone other than Megyn Kelly.
Conservatism is?
A mental defect.
And baggers are dumber than dogshit.
Elron Musk: Hero Of Teh Stupid
Musk is one of dimmest bulbs, but gods damn he's a funny fucking dipshit.
The folks who actually believe his horseshit are fucking grotesque morons.
Sad.
Thanks, Trump.
Trump's Gonna Take Meatball Ron's Pudding
Trump is stomping all over Meatball Ron's pudding fingers because it's easy and fun.
Tuesday, April 18, 2023
Harvard Is A Uniquely Awful Place For Reasons Amherst, Princeton, Wesleyan, Williams, And Yale Could Never Manage
It's difficult for smart kids who are undergrad admits to say no to Harvard, but christ, you should.
Anywhere is better than Harvard if you're not the rich dumb kid or privileged white guy or pathetic stunt admit.
Go to a better school when you pick Amherst, Wesleyan, or Williams.
Get that Ivy stench all over at Princeton or Yale.
Show off your test-taking skills by going to M.I.T.
But Harvard is a stain that someday will no longer be acceptable.
Inshallah.
Arizona Is Surely The Most Entertainingly Unhinged Bagger Shithole In The Visible Universe
There's no way.
Is there?
Regardless of location, baggers are dumber than dogshit and conservatism is a mental defect.
Thanks, Trump!
Floridaman Joe Penovich, Majestically Stupid, Would Like To Remind You That Baggers Are Dumber Than Dogshit
Certainly nothing which might require a week of prayer.
A week of prayer.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Monday, April 17, 2023
Anybody Who Didn't Know David Leonhardt Was A Fatuous Liar BEFORE COVID Should Certainly Know It By NOW
Leonhardt is another slimy reactionary lying dimwit employed by the New York Times.
Nothing from Leonhardt or anyone else at that paper should be trusted under any circumstances.
Hard To Believe A Creepy, Closet-Case Bagger Like Gym Jordan Is Also A Really Shitty Congressman!
Thank christ for such crucial reporting!
The whole fukkin' world thought Jordan was fine, smart, and hard-working guy, and now we find out he's a corrupt, boy-loving, incompetent bagger cokksukker!
Eye Witless News.
Thanks, Trump.
Sunday, April 16, 2023
Meatball Ron And His Pudding Fingers Will Never Save The Free RePubic Baggers From Donald Trump
Those sorry bastards are stuck with Trump forever.
DeSanctimonious is way too much of a soft lardy pussy to ever beat Trump.
Even the Free RePubic baggers who don't want to be Trump pissboys anymore will never be rid of him.
Trump is their king and the king is never going to give up his sickening, grotesque, rancid bagger throne.
It Ain't No Joke That Americans Are The Most Ignorant And Propagandized People In The Civilized World
The average American is almost as dumb as a rich kid at Harvard.
Or kid at Harvard.
The political/media elite is a weird bunch of inbred, ignorant nitwits who have no idea what's really going on around them.
As long as they are striving for treats, they don't care about anything else.
Bigotry and inanity are currencies they love and use to keep the rest of the people as stupid and useless as they themselves are.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
All Good And Kind, Decent People In Non-Baggy States Should Endorse And Encourage All Baggers To Leave Their Babies In Bagger Boxes
Even baggers don't want bagger babies.
Let's encourage more child abandonment in baggy states where the baggiest baggers bag.
This is also the blessed holy bagger remover at work!
Thanks, Trump.
Saturday, April 15, 2023
Trump Is Slaughtering Meatball Ron And His Pudding Fingers Just For Fun
Somebody get Meatball Ron a spoon.
Fingers are not all DeSantis will be licking by the time Trump is done with him.
I'd imagine Trump will be insulting Meatball Ron's wife for getting cancer, and Meatball Ron will be thanking him for it.
Sad.
Thanks, Obama.
Matt Binder Would Like To Remind You That Elron Musk Is Really Fucking Stupid
That fucking Elron is an ocean-going moron.
Jesus frakking christballs.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
I Wonder If Harlan Crow And Uncle Thomas Ever Spent Any Quality Time Naked On A Boat Full Of Naked Young Men, National Review Style?
But not surprising.
William F. Buckley was a traditionalist, and the tradition he appreciated most was spending time on his boat with naked young men.
Under his eye!
Friday, April 14, 2023
If Brandon Truly Led A Rise In Anti Christian Hostility, I'd Prob Vote For Him
Anti christian hostility would certainly make America greater again.
But Rapey Uncle Joe is not doing shit.
Christians are the biggest fucking pussies in the visible universe.
Anything Clinton Is A Losing Propostition Now--Ask Virginia
Nobody wants a fucking Clinton scumbag anywhere near them now.
Praise be!
Thursday, April 13, 2023
Meatball Ron Is What Remains Of The GOP After Trump Destroyed It
Trump has turned the Republican Party into a blathering, unctuous mass of insanity and incompetence.
Meatball Ron is the best they can do post-Trump.
Gregg Popovich Sure As Shit Understands The Constitution Better Than Ted Cruz
Well-regulated militia.
Who knew?
So Coach Popovich can read the 2nd Amendment and understand it.
That's way better than Scalia and Cruz ever managed.
Ignatius' Ghost
This guy did the Bloomsday thing to New Orleans and John Kennedy Toole.
He actually found the Reilly house, which is pretty cool.
Wednesday, April 12, 2023
If You're Not Standing Up And Treasuring The Dignity And Humanity Of Trans People, You're Lower Than Even Jimmy Dore
Even trans people.
These days, especially trans people.
Love is universal or love is a lie.
Respect.
Dignity.
Human rights.
The people who hate trans folks, the people who attack trans kids because they think they are easy targets, those grotesque reactionary assholes are lower than the lowest fucking racist inbred bagger, libertarian, MAGACHUD, GOP voter, even lower than Jimmy Dore.
Note that love does not extend to conservatives of any stripe.
Fuck those hateful bigots, bastards, and morons.
Riley Gaines Seems Like A Truly Vile Hateful Reactionary Cunt--Her Dad Rowdy Gaines Must Be Mortified
Mike Taibbi might be the only man who understands his pain.
Please note that Rowdy Gaines is not the father of rancid bagger cunt Riley Gaines as far as I know.
But still, how many times are you gonna get to make a Rowdy Gaines/Mike Taibbi joke?
Never again.
Baggers Are All Creeps And Pervs
Never let a Republican be alone with any children.
Even their own.
Conservatism is not just a mental defect...
Tuesday, April 11, 2023
Meatball Ron Is The Most Vital Cog In The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Machine
DeSantis has made Florida deadly for so many wretched bagger cokksukkers.
All those ded baggers who would be alive today if Meatball Ron and his minions in Florida had not been quite so fucking dumb.
Praise be!
Meatball Ron has worked tirelessly to help the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover make America greater again.
Thanks, Brandon.
Dave Anthony And Jim Earl Would Like To Remind You That Jimmy Dore Is A Frakking Idiot
A little behind the music info here.
Dore didn't get sick from the vaccine--we knew this much a while ago, but here's another confirmation.
Dore's doctor wasn't much of a doctor--and he's a liar and a grifter.
Just like Jimjam.
Weird how that works.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
When Rick Newman's Mom Told Him He Was A Very Smart And Handsome Boy, That Skanky Roadwhore Was LYING
Rick Newman is Elron Musk-levels of dumb.
Jimmy Dore.
A Trump kid.
They guy's a doof.
He's got the analytical ability of a turnip, but pissboys don't need brains.
When A Drip Like Mehdi Hasan Can Make You Look Dumb, You're Mike Taibbi's Son
Matt Taibbi was always going to end up like this.
Now we know it.
Mike Taibbi Has Known It All Along!
Monday, April 10, 2023
Bagger Super Brain Genius Christopher Key Is The Next Vice President Of The United States!
Herschel, lost. Kari Lake, lost. Dr. Ooze, lost. That idiot in New Mexico, lost. That creep in Arizona, lost.
Nobody left for Tiny to pick except the wonderful Christopher Key!
Urine for everybody makes America greater again!
Thanks, Brandon.
Without Our Exceptional Mass Shootings, America Sure Would Suck
Free to get shot by any bagger asshole pretty much anyplace, anytime.
If that's not exceptional, I don't know what is.
The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Depends On American Stupidity To Fulfill Its Glorious Mission
We, all the decent people, thank jesus for making baggers so fucking dumb and so easy to kill.
Ded baggers make America greater again.
Under his eye.
Elron's Tesla Truck Is Uglier Than His Scarred Bald Head
Holy shitballs what an abortion.
I can't wait for the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet to buy that thing.
Christopher Wood Is Another Bagger Idiot Doctor Who Should Definitely Treat Baggers But Lose His License To Treat People
Bagger doctors like Wood are the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover at work.
But for the love of christ, keep him away from fucking children.
I'm sure he's some sort of perv in addition to being a fucking creep and shabby TERF.
Thanks, Obama.
Sunday, April 9, 2023
Saturday, April 8, 2023
Who's Gonna Explain To Steven Shepard & Politico That Abortion Was NEVER A 50/50 Issue
Almost everybody has been in favor of abortion rights and/or access all along in the United States.
Especially people in need of an abortion.
And the families of those people.
Nobody is against abortion when it's their life in the balance, or they have been assaulted and become pregnant.
This notion of a split in opinion amongst Americans is another example of the complete inanity of the conservative political & media establishment.
Politico is a fucking disgrace, and Steven Shepard seems dumber than dogshit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Open Up The Mines Again So These Little Bogan Bastards Can Get A Real Day's Work In
None of this jam and sweet shit.
Mines.
Coal mines.
Asbestos mines.
Uranium mines.
That's what these fucking kids need to be doing!
Fuck yeah!
Texas Is Here To Remind You That No Matter What Screaming Retards Meatball Ron Hires, Texas Will Always Be The Most Miserable Fucking Shithole On The Planet
Texas: it's a whole other disgusting, stupid country.
Conservatism is a mental defect, but the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover will solve our Texas problem eventually.
In the meantime, the NBNRA and TransNRA would really make Texas greater again!
Inshallah.
So, Clarence 'Uncle' Thomas' Bagger Plantation Master Is Also A Nazi?
Never ever are the nitwit libertarian racists also Nazis!
Harlan Crow and Uncle Thomas are breaking new ground!
Wait...wut?
Attn Baggers: The ONLY Doctor For You Is Joseph Ladapo!
All conservatives get Ladapo as their doctor.
Nobody else.
Florida is the most gloriously stupid bagger shithole on the fucking planet!
This is the blessed holy bagger remover at work!
Praise be!
Friday, April 7, 2023
Remember When Rapey Uncle Brandon Installed That Corrupt Creep Clarence 'Uncle' Thomas On The Supreme Court?
Rapey Uncle Joe had the power to stop that fucking atrocity, but he didn't.
Brandon has always sucked major ass.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Thursday, April 6, 2023
Not Breaking News: Rapey Uncle Joe Is A Conservative, A Creep & A Bigot
Never, ever vote for Dems.
The Dems are a hard-right party.
Dems are just incompetent Republicans.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Caitlin Clark Is A Goat, But It's Scapegoat: You Know She's Not The Greatest Player In The Game Because Her Team Lost
No greatness without the fucking rings.
Clark is no Breanna Stewart, that's for sure.
Clark, not so much.
The greatest would swap every individual honor for just one championship.
Even a merely excellent player would swap their stats for a ring.
Right, Dan Marino?
Few People Love Being A Pissboy As Much As Meatball Ron
Meatball Ron DeSantis will always be on his knees looking for another hot rancid treat.
Remember That The US Is The Richest Nation In History
If there are any.
I'm not sure that a society that accepts all this shit with old people and kids and cops and billionaires and killers and armies has any good people in it.
Americans aren't innocent victims.
Victims have a duty to fight back at some point.
Wednesday, April 5, 2023
Wisconsin And Chicago On Top Of Tiny's Indictment Made Yesterday A Very Sad Day For Free RePubic Baggers
Those disgusting racists fucks were having a fucking sad all over that shit.
Heh, indeedy.
Nothing more loverly than a bagger crying like the greasy little bitch they are.
Thanks, Stormy!
Not Breaking News: Meatball Ron Is Somehow More Incompetent Than Tiny Trump
But somehow, Meatball Ron has less going on than Tiny himself.
Sad.
Thanks, Walt Disney's head.
Tuesday, April 4, 2023
The Unhinged Racist Dimwits And Naked Boy Enjoyers At Bill Buckley's National Review Sure Seem Quite Terrified By Trump's Indictment
The same sort of terror those young men must've felt when they were on the boat naked with Bill Buckley.
The stink of fear and the stench of horny old gay men, what National Review is known for.
And racism.
Lots of the most vile, insane racism.
Tetsuya Yamagami Is A Great Hero With A Great Legacy
Killing Japan's fascist lunatic 'Honest' Abe was the work of a giant.
All the honor should be his.
We should all be as brave and wise as Tetsuya Yamagami.
Stormy Daniels Living Her Best Life On Twitter Might Be Making America Greater Again
She certainly doesn't care much for Tiny Trump these days...
You Know The Free RePubic Baggers Are In A Screaming Panic Over Trump When They Start Bitching About John Fucking Lennon
These baggers are scared shitless.
Heh, indeedy.
Alvin Bragg's jews clearly love jesus and are doing the lords' work.
Inshallah.
Believe Trans Kids, Not Bigots And TERFs
And believe this: Emily Yoffe is a vile cunt.
No reason kids should be tortured by bagger scum like Yoffe and Bari Weiss.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
These haters are the scum of the Earth.
This Did Not Happen
Unless...
Unless this is exactly what she wanted to happen, and she was there do suck dick and get backstage.
In which case, well, not a good plan.
But this sounds like poorly written fantasy to me.
Certainly you would have to be a real idiot to get forced into something at FIFTEEN YEARS OLD and then go back for more and more and more.
Or else have something very wrong with you.
Or like it.
Monday, April 3, 2023
Bigots, Transphobes, TERFs Are All Grosser Than Jimmy Dore Fellating RFK Jr While Jay Bhatacharya And Robert Malone Whack Off
Trans people are not the problem:
Conservatives are the problem.
Nazis, baggers, Proud Boys, libertarians, racists, Jimmy Dore stans, anti-vaxxers, Trump voters, rocked-ribbed rank-and-file Republicans, establishment Dems, bigots, all right-wingers of every stripe are the fucking problem.
TERFs are the most toxic fucking slime in the visible universe.
Fuck all the reactionary haters everywhere.
Since When Is Jonathan Chait Not The Smartest Guy In The Room? Any Room!?
Pro tip: Jonathan Chait is a reactionary fuckhead and is dumber than dogshit.
Why?
Because conservatism is what?
A mental defect.
Yes.
That's right.
Sunday, April 2, 2023
Anti-Vax Baggers May Be Disgusting Human Filth, But They Are Our Last Best Hope For Making America Greater Again
Ded baggers make America greater again.
It's the only way.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
As many baggers need to be removed as quickly as possible in order to make us a better society.
Inshallah.
Bill Clinton Being A Rapist And A Liar Doesn't Make Any Juanita Broaddrick Any Less Vile And Grotesque
Baggers truly are dumber than dogshit.
Bill Clinton is a piece of shit, but so is Juanita Broaddrick.
That Blitheringly Idiotic And Stupendously Corrupt Elron Musk Is The Perfect Trump Kid
Trump don't need any of his other idiot spawn.
He should just adopt Elron and have his perfect son.
Elron is every bit as comically bald as Trump, and I'm sure Elron measures up to his perfect daddy in all the misshapen tiny wiener ways, too.
Trump Is Like A Hundred Years Old And Never Had A Single Friend
And now he's indicted because there wasn't a single person to say no to it.
Heh, indeedy.
Trump is the king of the weak, little, beta cuck losers.
Thanks, Obama.
The Map Of Life Expectancy In The United States Is The Most Beautiful Thing Anyone Will Ever See
The fucking baggers are killing themselves simply because they're dumber than dogshit.
The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover making America greater again.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Thanks, jesus.
Not Breaking News: Limeys Are Digusting, Filthy Savages
Smash that vile kingdom into bits.
Get the shit out of the water.
Limeys are uncivilized brutes who shit where they bathe.
Saturday, April 1, 2023
Here's An Idea: Stop Lionizing Reactionary White Trash Filth Like Kim Mulkey
Keep those baggers assholes buried under the outhouse where they belong and stop pretending that they belong in our, in any, decent society.
Mulkey is such human garbage that she makes Geno seem like a good guy in comparison.
Christ.
Conservatism is now and forever shall be a mental defect.
Amen.
So, Elderly GOP Goon Cheri Jacobus Has Solved Majorie Taylor Greene?
Here's A Fun Secret: The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Is A Suicide Machine
The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover is a creation of the baggers themselves.
Jesus is actually way too fucking lazy to do this existentially important work himself, so he depends on the screaming rancid stupidity of all conservatives to off themselves.
It's a frakking suicide booth!
It's brilliant if you think about.
Ded baggers are the bestest baggers.
And we know jesus might be a lazy mutherfrakker, but he still loves us lots cuz he gave us this wonderfully entertaining and useful bagger remover.
Praise be!
If You Understand The Basic Reality That Every Issue In America Comes Down To Race, Then You Are Properly Woke
Everything in American society is shaped by racism.
There's no topic in America that doesn't fit that pattern.
If you understand that simple fact, you're woke.
And you always have been.
Woke is only a pejorative to reactionary simpletons and bagger shitheads.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
All Good And Decent Americans Should Encourage Child Labor In Bagger States
Dangerous child labor in bagger states is the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover at work.
We already know that conservatism is incompatible with a prosperous civilization, so let's exterminate baggers ASAPy-like.
Praise be!
Important News Update: Winsome Sears, Uncle Tom Bagger, Is A Frakking Idiot
Baggers ARE dumber than dogshit.
Conservatism IS a mental defect.
Virginia is a GOP shithole.
Republicans are more horrible than a new Billy Ray Cyrus song.
Thanks, Obama.
Unhinged Reactionary Simpleton Zoe Strimpel Will Never Stop Screeching Until Everyone Knows How Dumb She Is
The poor thing is dumber than dogshit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Zoe Strimpel is one of those really stupid conservative people who shoulda been put out of our misery a long time ago. The woman is a washed-up and worthless 40 years old, yet she writes like an especially dim 9 year old.
Reactionary shitheads like Strimpel know less about education than they do about most things, and that surely is an impossibility, but it's right fucking there to read.
Sad.
Lil Miss Lindsey 'Ladybugs' Graham, The Belle Of The Balls, Is A Weepy Little Bitch
Fucking gross.
Be gay all you want, but not with Trump. He's nasty.
Under his eye.
Friday, March 31, 2023
Thursday, March 30, 2023
Well, The Free RePubic Baggers Are Not Enjoying Today's Entertainment
Baggers really are dumber than dog shit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Trump is a risible beta boy loser, too.
Thanks, Obama.
Humza Yousaf Scares The Shit Out Of Britain's Entire Reactionary Establishment, So That's Brilliant
That motherfrakker is gonna help wreck Great Britain once and for all.
Good riddance.
And that brings the United Ireland one step closer.
Inshallah.
Wednesday, March 29, 2023
Pro Tip: Guntards Are Self-Hating Closet-Cases And Beta Cuck Bed-Wetters
It's the only energy baggers have.
They're all the biggest cowards in every room they're in.
Delete the whyte.
Rick Newman Is Prob The Most Retarded Pissboy Currently Guzzling In America
The man loves to drink from the piss bucket.
And he's dumber than dogshit.
But at least Rick Newman knows that pissboys only get paid by the oligarchs who own the piss buckets.
And when you live to slurp down the piss of the ruling class the way Rick does, you don't need brains.
Pretty sure giving rich guys their money back using money from the government while doing nothing for 99.9% of the people is something way beyond socialism for the wealthy, but don't expect screaming shitheads like Rick Newman to comprehend that anytime in the next ten thousand years.
Sad.
Thanks, Bernie Sanders.
Thanks To Bagger Cuck Meatball Ron, Florida Is The Shittiest Shithole In The Nation
Florida's unsalvageable. Time to end it and all the Floridaman baggers.
Inshallah.
Tuesday, March 28, 2023
I Don't Care About Reactionary Limey Cokksukkers Like Keir Starmer, But I Do Know That All Good People Are Going To Put A Stop To This TERF Situation
Everywhere.
Conservatism is incompatible with a civilized society.
Fuck bigotry, fuck racism, fuck Tories, fuck Labor, fuck baggers, fuck Nazis, fuck libertarians, all of them need to fuck right the fuck off once and for fucking all.
Support trans kids.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
TERFs are more disgusting than any web-toed inbred bagger.
Mississippi Is The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover At Work!
I know that plenty of poor folks, Black folks, kids whose parents aren't baggers are suffering too, but nobody really gives a shit, so I'm not going to pretend to either.
Ded baggers makes America greater again.
Mississippi is killin' lotsa baggers.
Inshallah.
Who's Gonna Tell This Poor Girl That Boston University Is Not A 'Top University'
Boston University.
Not top of anything. Better than Northeastern, but Northeastern is a shabby commuter school which these days draws kids from Choate and Deerfield because there are so many applications everywhere now and any boarding school kid can't get into Wesleyan and Yale just cuz anymore.
Sad.
Boston University.
'Top university'.
'Filmmaker'.
LMFAO
Monday, March 27, 2023
Kyrsten Sinema Is A Senator Because Chuck 'Chuckles' Schumer Put Her There
This is performative reactionary Dem bullshit.
Don't believe it.
Chuckles and Kyrstie are on the same side.
And it ain't your unless you too are a Republican.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Since This Was A Rich White Christian School That Loves The 2nd Amendment And The Constitution, Why Didn't The Victims Return Fire With Their Own Glock Juniors?
That doesn't sound like the strong, throbby, veiny, rock-hard freedom-loving christianity we were promised.
Was this school actually a ghey trannie soor-ohse jeeww school teaching woke CRT and BLM and teh gheyness?
Sounds like it to me.
The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Loves Freedumb And The 2nd Ammoendment
Ded baggers is ded baggers and ded baggers is always good.
Making America greater again.
Time to scourge all the bagger lands with cleansing nuclear fire.
Inshallah.
Sunday, March 26, 2023
From The TERFs Are Dumber Than Baggers File: What Sort Of Unhinged Moron Gets Elective Labiaplasty At AGE 18!!??
No wonder this poor dumb cunt is a TERF.
Jesus fucking christ, she must be the biggest idiot in the world and almost as nuts.
Sad.
Love your pussies, folks. All of 'em are nice.
Well, not Jessica Pin's, or Ann Coulter.
Any Republican probably smells awful and has crabs.
Conservative vaginas are gross.
Conservatives are gross.
Trump Is Such A Strange, Frail Little Man
Trump's def the most beta man to ever win the presidency.
What a fucking cuck loser he is.
Sad.
Thanks, Brandon.
Meatball Ron is a way bigger pussy than Trump, but that greaseball ain't never gonna win.
Saturday, March 25, 2023
TERFs Suck Major Dog Dick AND The British Royal Family Are Lizards
Nothing worse than a TERF.
Nothing worse than a Limey cocksucker, especially a monarch.
Under his eye.
Baggers Are Way Too Fucking Stupid To Ever Stop The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover
America will become greater again with every ded bagger.
This is a holy miracle from jesus fucking christ on rye toast who loves us too fucking much.
Inshallah.
Friday, March 24, 2023
Holy Shit, Trump Is A Yuge Pussy--So Scared Of Being Arrested
Trump is the biggest, whiniest pussy on the fucking planet.
What a beta cuck loser.
And he's the bagger king!
Praise be!
Bagger Moron Jesse Kelly Makes A Strong Case That He's Dumber Than Any Trump Kid
If only those vile reactionary rock-ribbed racist conservative stillwithhering Hildos, Liz Lasses, AOC stans, and KHive Slut Queen acolytes were actual fuckin' commies.
We'd be living in the United Federation Of Fucking Planets by now if those cunts weren't so fucking stupid.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Jesse Kelly is a retard.
Note That The Washington Post Is Staking Out A Position On Trans Folks Opposite Of That Held By The New York Times
Is it money?
Is it politics?
Yes, they're the same, but the Post sees something beneficial.
It sure ain't basic human decency since it's the Bezos Post we're talkin' about...
In Michigan, The Dems Do Something For Once!
Right to Work laws should be repealed nationally and then ruled unconstitutional, but the Dems don't do anything nationally.
Thursday, March 23, 2023
Christians Are Dumber Than Dog Shit--Thank Christ
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Faith healing.
Miracles.
Those christian dumb fucks actually believe that shit.
Nice.
Ana Kasparian Is Fukkin Awful, As Bad Or Worse Than Emma Vigeland, Even--Real Jimmy Jimjam Dore Energy
To own the libs, of course.
Cuz MSNBC.
TERFs are way more vile than any libertarian or other racist reactionary bagger-type shithead.
The Effeminate Beta Cock Loser Meatball Ron Has No Defense Against The Bagger King Donald J. Trump
And Florida is a bagger shithole.
What are the baggers gonna do when Trump is done explaining that shit to them.
Praise be!
Bagger Shithead Rand Paul, Awful Toupee Enjoyer, Is One Glorious Reason The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Is Making America Greater Again
There's no fucking way anybody this fucking imbecilic should be able to keep a medical license.
The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover depends on the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet like Rand Paul to do the lords' work.
Certainly vaccinate your kids if you are not a conservative. Bagger kids must get nothing.
Inshallah.
Wednesday, March 22, 2023
Pro Tip: In The Same Way There Are No Good Cops, There Are No Good Soldiers
Good people don't join the military.
Good people don't join the police.
ACAB
Troops are criminals.
The 1312 Project.
Conservatives Like Horse Face Ingrid Jacques Hate Organized Labor More Than They Hate Trans Kids
Organized labor is the most frightening thing to any racist reactionary bagger asshole.
Solidarity is deadly to bosses and boot-lickers.
The rest of us fear waking up hung over next to some horse-faced skank like Ingrid Jacques.
Van Halen's Kid Seems Like He Might Be A Touch More Present Than His Father Ever Was
Van Halen was nothing without DLR & somehow less without that idiot Michael Anthony.
The Van Halen brothers were dimwit assholes.
The kid seems kinda fun.
Def a big round nepo baby, tho.
Bagger Shitholes Are Not Fit For Human Habitation: Dr. Leah Torres Should Never Have Moved To Alabama
Humans must abandon states with GOP governments and move to civilized areas of the nation.
Conservatism in incompatible with civilization.
Abortion is healthcare.
Healthcare is a human right.
Eradicate baggerism.
Tuesday, March 21, 2023
Long-COVID Is Less Of A Problem Now Because Of Vaccines And Paxlovid
More people are vaccinated now.
When people get COVID, they take Paxlovid.
These are the reasons for less long-COVID.
Time for someone to write the paper on this.
TERFs Suck More Ass Than Any Other Reactionary Bigots On Earth
TERFs suck major ass because the TERF and the Limey are so closely connected.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Protect trans kids.
Monday, March 20, 2023
Please Note: 'Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II' Really Is A Good Flick
This movie holds up. Ab-so-fuckin'-lootly.
And Wendy Lyon is fucking awesome in it.
Yeah, she looks hot af in that scene, but she goes for it the whole movie; it sucks if she is now embarrassed by the nude stuff. She looked great.
Def a good flick.
Baggers Are? Dumber Than Dogshit!
Conservatives are too retarded to understand evidence or science or any of that shit.
Conservatism is?
A mental defect!
Sunday, March 19, 2023
The Biggest Tragedy Of The White Stripes Is That Lachlan Markay Is A Bagger Hack And A Simpleton
The second biggest tragedy of the White Stripes is that Jack White is a dipshit.
Meg White is fine.
Lachlan Markay is a shit writer and doesn't know the first fucking thing about music.
Or anything else.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Thank The Gods For Florida Doing The Work Of The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover To Make America Greater Again
Without Florida, so many more baggers would be alive today, and America would be so much more awful.
87,000+ ded baggers is the greatest gift Meatball Ron could give to decent, sane, intelligent America.
Praise be!
Jimmy Dore Is Surely The Dumbest Motherfukker On The Planet--And He Still Doesn't Know What Vindicated Means
If you support RFK Jr on anything, you are a heinous right-wing stooge, case closed.
Reactionary Dimwit Daniel Hannan Would Like To Remind You That Limeys Can Be Baggier Than The Baggiest Baggers Who Ever Bagged!
The Limeys fucked up the COVID response almost as badly as Trump did, so Hannan would simply be lying here if he wasn't too stupid to lie.
The Telegraph is more demented than the Washington Times.
Baggers are vile mental defectives, but Limey baggers are so much fucking worse.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
The American People Are The Most Propagandized People On Earth--But They Deserve It
Reporting as news 43 years later something that everybody knew at the time is pretty fucking lame propaganda.
But the dumb fukks slop it up, so it's time we start blaming the victims, I guess.
Tho The Gods Know They Don't Deserve It, Tennessee Is The World's Favorite Basketball Team Today
Tennessee is a bagger shithole, but Duke.
So, vile Tennessee gets to be the fav for once.
It's in the constitution.