Friday, April 29, 2022

Rapey Uncle Joe Stans Are Way Fucking Dumber Than Baggers: No Student Debt Forgiveness Edition

At least baggers are clinically retarded.

Establishment, far-right Dems are way more vile and inane.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

To A Man, Free RePubic Baggers Are Pedos And/Or Closet Cases

With baggers, every accusation is a confession.

These creepy, frail cowards are the pedophiles and self-hating closet-cases harming children and themselves.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Trump Really Skullfucking The GOP--Praise Be!

Trump's a walking, talking disaster for the GOP establishment.

Sad.

Thanks, McConnell.

Some Good News From Kansas For Once

One fucking vote.

Nice job, baggers.  One of you miserable fucks did the right thing.

Thanks, Obama.

Rebacks

Thursday, April 28, 2022

Trump Is SO Close On This: McConnell DID Cost Him The 2020 Election

But not after election day because of some insane stolen election nonsense.

McConnell cost Trump the election in October when McConnell pressured Trump to prioritize his, McConnell's, agenda, namely the SCOTUS, over what should have been Trump's priorities, getting another Trump Bucks check out BEFORE the election.

McConnell surely understood this and clearly wanted Trump out after getting his three SCOTUS nominees seated.

Had McConnell wanted Trump to be reelected, he would have pushed for a $2000 check in order to make Trump a lock for  a second term.

Unfortunately for Trump, Trump was way too fucking stupid to see what McConnell's game was and so he lost like a chump to a senile old racist moron who spent most of the campaign sitting in a shit-filled diaper.

Sad.

Thanks, McConnell.

But Who Believes The Dems Would Ever Oppose GOP Priorities

It ain't gonna happen.

Rapey Uncle Joe and his minions are gonna fuck this up, and it's probably gonna end up worse than it is today.

Politically and for the borrowers.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Ben Shapiro Destroyed By Slackers

Who Gives A Shit What Creepy, Reactionary, Boy-Raping Catholic Bigots Say About Anything?

Christianity is stupid.

And priests are all criminals.

Transphobes and creeps can fuck right the fuck off.

Praise be!

Macalester College Student Loans

The Dems Are Gonna Fuck This Student Debt Relief Shit Up So Bad

All the dipshits are gonna be so disappointed.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Wednesday, April 27, 2022

BEAVIS!

Floridaman Was Always A Gross Reactionary Dipshit, But Ron DeSantis Is Special Even For Florida

Fucking brilliant.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Nice job, Floridaman.

Let's All Get Ready To Watch Rapey Uncle Joe And President Ron Klain Fuck Up This Student Debt Relief Thing Even More!

 The Democrats!

Debt relief is a sure winner, so the Dems ain't gonna do it.

The GOP hates debt relief, SO THE DEMS SURE AS SHIT AIN'T GONNA DO IT!

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Abortion Carries No Shame

Health care is a personal decision and never anything to be ashamed of.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Healthcare is  a human right.

The blessed holy bagger remover is a wonderful retroactive abortion for racist reactionary assholes.

Praise be.

Monday, April 25, 2022

Is D Place

Yo La Tengo: Behind The Music Video

The NYT Fluffs Insane Reactionary Shitheads Like Christopher Rufo Because They All Work For The Same People

New York Times and Christopher Rufo are on the same team.

And it ain't your ream.

Unless you are a vile syphilitic right-wing bigot and shameless screaming asshole.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Ron Klain Is One Dumb Son Of A Bitch

He must fit right in with Rapey Uncle Joe and the KHive Slut Queen.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Jesus.

Good Chris Hedges With Paul Jay

Donald Trump Might Be Almost As Senile And Useless As Rapey Uncle Joe

Trump is far more entertaining, but jfc, he's dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Sunday, April 24, 2022

Directin' Cuts

Good News! Orrin Hatch Is Dead! Bad News: It's 88 Years Too Late

Orrin Hatch was a vile reactionary racist cocksucker.

And now he's dead.

The gods work way too fucking slowly.

Fuck you, jesus.

Paging Jimmy Dore Ain't Gonna Work

Hope For The Hopeless--The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Will Never Stop

Baggers gonna keep dyin' to make America greater again.

Praise be!

JFC, Free RePubic Baggers Honestly Believe Trump Won The 2020 Election--Conservatism Is A Mental Defect

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

How the fuck do these people wipe their own asses without daily supervised instruction.

Thank christ the blessed holy bagger remover has killed so many of these vile racist cocksuckers.

The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Depends On The Risible Stupidity Of Americans--Praise Be!

Fatuous retards like Don Kahle are the only thing preventing the deaths of thousands and thousands of baggers.

We are truly beloved of all the fucking gods who are making sure the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover will never stop removing baggers.

Under his eye.

Saturday, April 23, 2022

Dreemin' Is Free

Rod Dreher Is Def Not A Creepy Closet Case

Madison Is A Girl's Name, So Nobody Should Be Shocked That Madison Cawthorn Loves The Sexy Ladies Undies

Every allegation is a confession.

Republicans are to a man gross fucking perverts and creeps.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Madison Cawthorn is a leading GOP influencer, so...

Gross.

Thanks, Trump.

The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Has Always Been A Suicide Pact

Praise be.

The bagger remover is not just jesus killing fucking morons; it's also a sublime failure of leadership and basic intelligence from the establishment political class.  Trump was a buffoon and Rapey Uncle oe is worse.  Their people are incompetent dipshits.

Under his eye.

This Fucking Pig Robert Kane Needs To Lose His Pension

Cops ae never to be trusted anywhere, any time.

This piece of shit Robert Kane should be fired & stripped of his pension.

The 1312 Project.

Thursday, April 21, 2022

Hearly

The Electric Moped Industry Is Finally Escalating Its War On The Bicycle Industry

Bout time.

All these bike ships and bike companies are gonna be fucked when there are only electric mopeds.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Also Not Breaking News: Matty Yglesias Is Tim Pool-Level Dumb

Failson's gonna fail.

Trustfund baby gonna be total cringe douchebag.

Also Ezra klein.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Censored, Sponsored Professional Hambini Is Not As Much Fun. Atmo

Texas Is A Failed State: An Island Of Cannibal Pigfuckers Would Have A More Enlightned Society Than Fucking Texas

The entire state of Texas should be burned to the ground and the land salted so nothing will grow there for a thousand years.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

There is no justice in the USA.

But especially Texas.

Not Breaking News: TERFy Cunt Joanne Rowling Is A Vile Human Being

Talentless hack AND shabby bigot.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

If You Care About Public Health, Your Own Health, Science, Sanity And/Or Reason AND You Support The Dems, You Are A Titanic Asshole

Rapey Uncle Joe makes Trump's coronavirus atrocity look like a cartoon show for kids.  This is a fucking disaster, and a disaster we will be living with for decades now.

The time for an ironclad vaccine mandate was in March, by the way.

Anyone with a brain could see that.

Jesus.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Wednesday, April 20, 2022

Scapin'

Variety's Jem Aswad Has One Of The Best Takes On The Sorry State Of The Coronavirus Response In The USA That I've Seen In The Maintream Media Recently

Excellent.

Don't be an asshole and wear a fucking mask in public is apparently too hard for the American people to accomplish.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Someone needs to inform Aswad that he's now the President.

We need him.

He gets it, atmo.

The Democratic Party Is A Machine Designed And Built To Cede Power To The GOP

It's not a bug.

The secondary function of the Dems is to neutralize any centrist or center-left political progress.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Republicans Are The Best Fucking People

Just top notch, first class, grade A human beings.

Thank the gods that bagers are so wonderful.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Tuesday, April 19, 2022

Sing Along With Brandon And Barry And Bill

Brandon Is Delivering Exactly What America Deserves From The Democratic Party And The Rest Of The Conservative Political Establishment--Armageddon

Rapey Uncle Joe is raping us all.

But it ain't rape if you asked for it.

And we asked for it.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Jesus.

Thanks Obama.

Remember When Brandon Was Going To Send Out Those $2000 Checks The Next Day?

Goin' to hell with Brandon.

Rapey Uncle Joe is a worse president than Trump.  At least Trump had an excuse and was wicked entertaining in his racist insanity and incompetence.  Brandon is just a fucking cocksucker.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Brandon Goes To Hell

The Sublime Beauty Of This Simple Truth: The Bagger Remover Has Always Been A Suicide Pact

Praise be!

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Without baggers so fucking willing to kill themselves with unhinged stupidity, the blessed holy bagger would never have removed so many vile racist baggers.

Thanks, Trump.

Without Free RePubic Baggers, The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Would Never Make America Greater Again

Jesus fucking christ, Free RePubic baggers are so gloriously unhinged.

Praise be.

The blessed holy bagger remover is our only hope.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Thanks, Trump.

All The Cops Are Fucking Bastards

This is your America.

Nice job everyone.

Racist assholes.

The 1312 Project.

Somehow, Jimmy Dore Continues To Be Wrong About Everything--This Time It's Natural Immunity Again

Doesn't that asshole ever get tired of being wrong about everything?

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Get your shots, kids.

Sunday, April 17, 2022

Drivers Ed

So, It Turns Out The Coronavirus Was Catastrophic

Who knew?

So much death.

So much stupidity and cowardice.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Capitalism is a cancer.

The Dem Establishment Pretty Much Got Everything They Wanted From Rapey Uncle Joe's Tenure So Far

That Build Back Better shit was never Reapey Uncle Joe's agenda.

Only a chump would believe that.

This Week In Virololgy: An Antidote To Jimmy Dore

Brian Meyers And Caffeinated Thoughts Are Unhinged Religious Nitwits Who Should Not Be Trusted On Any Topic

Meyers is dumber than dog shit.

Being a bagger and screaming fundie lunatic, he's incapable of understanding how vaccines work, what a pandemic is, or anything related to public health.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

If everyone had been vaccinated in the first 120 days, we'd be done with this shit by now.

But no.

Baggers are too stupid and capitalism is too evil.

All Cops Are Terrorists

The 1312 Project.

Cops are a terrorist occupying army.

The cops are your enemy.

ACAB.

10 GO

Saturday, April 16, 2022

Elon Musk's Mission In Life Is To Prove To The World That Money Can Buy Hair Plugs But Not Intelligence

Musk is hilariously stupid.

Sad.

Thanks, Grimes.

Republicans Are Just Good People--Ask Julie Slama And Charles Herbster!

Good fucking people!

Republicans in Nebraska are the best fucking people.

Conservatives rock.

Dems About To Get Violated By Rapey Uncle Joe Again

The miserable old racist senile bastard ain't gonna eliminate any debt.

That would help the people he hates: poors, blacks, poor blacks, womens, poor womens, young people, poor young people.

Any a you stupid enough to thank Reapy Uncle Joe gonna help you, well, the nearest suicide booth is your best option.

Exact change and whatnot.

They Got Like 1 Good Song

Guntard Lunatics Were The Bagger Removers Before Jesus Invented The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover

Also child remover.

FreeDUMB!!

Thursday, April 14, 2022

Political Song for Not Jimmy Dore to Sing

Feinstein Sucked Ass Before She Turned Into A Senile Old Bat

Dianne Feinstein was a neilib shitbird long before the dementia and sitting in shit-filled diapers.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

All The Biggest Pieces Of Shit Stand With Ukarine

George Conway, reactionary fucking shithead.

We all pray to jesus that Conway and his cunt wife get nuked first.

Prob Way Past Time To End Our Proxy War Against Russia Before Somebody Gets Nuked

Why Russia hasn't flattened Ukraine is anyone's guess, but it's coming one way or another, and that's the best case scenario.

The not-best case is Russia decides that the USA is being a bit too obvious with the proxy war, and decides to widen the war by turning Berlin into a glowing glass puddle before really getting rolling.

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

Everyone Knows Rapey Uncle Joe Can Cancel Student Debt, And He's Not Gonna Do It

The Dems will never help the people.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

How Much Longer Will Decent Americans Allow This Theocratic Bagger Insanity To Continue?

Reconstruction.

This time start by eliminating every white christian and registered Republican.

That will prob be enough.

Abortion is health care.

Tuesday, April 12, 2022

Ekko

That's Senator Herschel Walker To You, Chump

If Trump can actually this screaming idiot elected to the Senate, well, he's the greatest American who ever lived.

Heh, indeedy.

Jimmy Dore's Pathetic Butthurt Horse Paste Cringe Is The Most Embarrassing Thing I've Ever Seen

We Have Seen The Bagger Remover And It Is Us

Praise be.

If baggers weren't so fucking dumb, there would be a shit ton more of them alive today.

We are truly blessed by jesus.

The Dems Are Gonna Get Obliterated In November And It's Gonna Fucking Rock

But it IS what the Dems want.

After they lose control of Congress for a century, they can fundraise and complain and support the GOP agenda without any accountability.

Genius.

Thanks, Obama.

That Bagger Remover Is Coming And America Is Getting Greater Again

Every fucking day.

Praise be.

Not Never Was

Monday, April 11, 2022

Without Trump's Decade-Long Campaign Of Incompetence And Sabotage, The GOP Would Have A Complete And Permenaent Stranglehold On The World

Trump is the only thing protecting the world from the debased theocracy of the GOP.

It's fucking sad when risible incompetence is our best political hope.

Thanks, Obama.

There's Nothing More Pathetic Than A Bagger: The Free RePubic Loons Are STILL Qtards--Praise Be!

Jesus fucking christ, those fucks are dumber than dog shit.

Still being a QAnon tard at this late date is quite a display of very stable genius.

So funny.  

Thanks, Trump.

Matty Yglesias Is Prob Dumber Than Ezra Klein, Ben Shaprio, And Little Jimmy Surowiecki

And that's sayin' somethin'.

Cuz those fatuous asswipes are all dumber than dog shit.

Failing up is what failsons do.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Not Breaking News: David Mamet Is An Unhinged Reactionary Asshole

If you are just now noticing that David Mamet is a sick, twisted, racist conservative shithead, please report to the nearest suicide booth immediately.

Note: exact change only.

Free RePubic Baggers Truly Are The Sort Of Vile Scum Who Relish Their Slavery, Pathetic Bastards Who Can't Imagine A Life Not Spent On Their Knees

And drink the piss from the master's pissbucket with ardor and lick the master's filthy, shit-covered boots with glee.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

The Trump Family's Shameless, Naked Corruption AND Screaming Incompetence Is So Wonderfully Entertaining

Way more fun than the Dems and their litless, shabby failures.

Trump and his idiotic family are so much more fucking entertaining than Rapey Uncle Joe could ever be.

Liberal Arts College Graduate Doesn't Know What A Liberal Arts College Is

Please, If You Value Any Decency Or Sanity, Never, Ever Vote For Dems

At least the GOP is corrupt and reactionary and rotten to the core, but they manage to further their agenda and increase their power.

The Dems are just sad helpless losers who will always lose and be happy licking the taint of the Republicans in power.

Sunday, April 10, 2022

TWIV This Week

That Pig From New Jersey Who Is The Mayor Of New York Is A Real Stupid Asshole

Jesus fucking christ, what a dipshit.

Nice job, New York.

That Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Is Coming For Them--Praise Be!

The DC assholes are so gloriously dumb.  We should thank jesus that the brave patriotic bagger is gonna keep removing baggers in DC.

Under his eye.

Friendly Reminder That Tucker Calrson, Despite Being A TV Dinner Heir, Needed His Girlfriend's Father At St. Georges School To Beg The Admissions Offices At Colleges To Take Him--And That College Was Finally Trinity, Not Yale Or Harvard

And then Tucker's own father, despite being in the CIA, could not get Tucker into the CIA after Trinity.

Tucker is dumber than dog shit.

Positively Trupian in his stupidity.

The very definition of a failson.

And a reactionary creep.

Sad.

Friday, April 8, 2022

The Most Heartwarmingly Ameircan Gun Story In History

Removing guntard idiots from the gene pool one by one.

Only in America.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

America is a failed state.

Your Daily Reminder From Virag AND Jayapal: Never, Ever Vote For Dems

There was NEVER going to "no deal".

Rapey Uncle Joe and Manchin and the rest of the right-wing scum in the Democratic Party were committed to the graft and corruption in the infrastructure bill, so all the reactionary shitheads had to do was bully the center0right "progressives" like Jayapal into submission to achieve their goal of infrastructure WITHOUT the stuff in BBB which they never wanted at all.

If Jayapal and her people had forced them to pass BBB in order to get their payday, well, they woulda done it.

But they never had to because Jayapl and the Dems are fucking worthless.

JFC, The Only Thing Dumber Than Rapey Uncle Joe Stans, Obama Fluffers, Stillwithering Hildos Are Republicans

The GOP is dumber than dog shit.

Baggers gonna bag.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Hambini Is Not Completely Dead Yet

Not nearly as funny or transgressive these days, Hambini is still inflicting pain.

The old Hambini woulda obliterated that air-headed chump David Arthur.

Trump Handled COVID Better Than Rapey Uncle Joe

Even though Trump was pretty much too stupid to know where he was at any given time of the day.

Trump's biggest advantage was not even knowing who vile imbecilic reactionary assholes like Larry Summers were.

Yuge bonus.

Thanks, Obama.

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

Dr. Jeff Hersh? Yes! Doctors Jimmy Dore, Joe Rogan, Or Robert Malone? No Frakkin' Way!

Jeff Hersh is right about COVID.

He gets it, atmo.

Dore, Rogan, Malone are fucking retards.

Get your shots kids and don't listen to bagger assholes.

Not Breaking News: Tom Cotton Is A Little Maggot-Infested Man

Tom Cotton is dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

JD Vance Is Not Even The Most Embarrassing Thing Yale Has To Answer For This Decade

Baggy bagger bagging the teabags.

JD Vance is dumber than dog shit.

The Frakkin' Krauts Can Admit Pandemic Mistakes...

Not so much in the US.

If the fucking Krauts can figure it out an dyou can't, well...

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

Sunday, April 3, 2022

Mitch Daniels Is Running A Grift At Purdue University

So many questions.

No question Mitch Daniels is a bagger shithead tho.

Questions like:

If the kids mom could pay off his debt, why did he take out this bullshit loan anyway?

How is this legal>

Why isn't Mitch Daniels in jail'>

Conservatism is a mental defect.

NYT Profiles Lying Whackjob Robert Malone: That Sound You Hear Is Jimmy Dore Furiously Masturbating On Zoom With Joe Rogan

Jesus fucking christ, don't pay for the NYT.

Get your shots kids, and don't listen to Robert Fucking Malone.

Sending Duke Home Like The Losers They Are, UNC Is America's Favorite Basketball Team Today

A good day for America for once in the Rapey Uncle Joe era.

Thanks, jesus.

Jones In

Saturday, April 2, 2022

Senator Herschel Walker, Top Of His Class, Will Be Trump's Vice President In 2025

Herschel Walker is the tippy top baggiest bagger in America right now.

Trump needs this demented motherfucker in his next administration. tippy

This Week In Virology: Ivermectin More Useless Than Dr. Jimmy Dore

Something Something Something, Never, Ever Vote For Dems

David Axelrod is dumber than dog shit.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Nobody Tell The Baggers: Even The New York Times Knows The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Is Coming For You

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover never left, but it will be a ded bagger summer for sure.

The most beautiful part is that nobody will be doing anything to stop it.

Sad.

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

Friday, April 1, 2022

Syd Straw With Dave Alvin And Dave Sanborn's Perm

Free RePubic Baggers Are The Dumbest Motherfuckers Who Ever Lived--Praise Be!

We thank jeebus and all the rest of the phony gods that these sorry bastards don't know what vaccines are or how viruses work.  Without their insane, screaming ignorance, the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover would not able to kill these vile assholes so easily.

Under his eye.


Is Our Children Learning Never, Ever Vote For Dems?

Only the most crazed neolibb asshole is a Dem voter at this point.

At least the baggers are amusingly stupid and insane.

Dems are just gross.

The Dumbest Thing You Will Ever Read About Medicare For All Will Definitely Come From The Bush Family

The Bush family is the best thing that ever happened to AOC in 2022,

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Single Payer IS the compromise.

Christian Smalls And The World Win One

Good news.

Christian Smalls was a great face for this organizing effort.

Thanks, Jeff Bezos.

Paging Jimmy Dore And Dr. Joe Rogan: Ivermectin STILL Useless Against The Coronavirus

Don't these assholes ever get tired of being wrong EVERY FUCKING TIME?

Conservatism is a mental defect.

If Healthcare Matters, Never, Ever Vote For Dems

Vote for Dems and get exactly what you deserve.

Jesus.