Saturday, April 1, 2023

Here's A Fun Secret: The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Is A Suicide Machine

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover is a creation of the baggers themselves.

Jesus is actually way too fucking lazy to do this existentially important work himself, so he depends on the screaming rancid stupidity of all conservatives to off themselves.

It's a frakking suicide booth!

It's brilliant if you think about.

Ded baggers are the bestest baggers.

And we know jesus might be a lazy mutherfrakker, but he still loves us lots cuz he gave us this wonderfully entertaining and useful bagger remover.

Praise be!

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