Don't Worry, You're Still Not As Big A Fuckup As Thurston Moore

Don't even try.

Not gonna happen.

You might be a loser, but you didn't lose what Thurston Moore had.

You might be an asshole, but you're not as big an asshole as Thurston Moore is.

You might suck AND blow, but you don't suck AND blow the rancid dog dick that Thurston Moore does.

So there's that.