Thursday, June 30, 2022
Broken Records: Good Gods Below, Modern Knollys Are Frakking Grotesque, Chilcotin 151 Edition
What were they thinking.
Knolly needs to do something about that rear pivot/bottom bracket/seat tube region.
Christ.
Wednesday, June 29, 2022
Fun Little Fisking Of The Execrable Neolibs Hillary Clinton And Ruth Bader Ginsburg By Ross K. Goldberg
Berg burg.
Both of these harpies are the worst of us and should be drowned in opprobrium until the heat death of the universe.
Tuesday, June 28, 2022
Bagger On Bagger Violence At The Bagger Riot Meeting Makes Free RePubic Baggers Cry
Baggers shitheads like Cheney and Simpson shitting all over magabaggers give jesus a raging boner.
Be Like Becky--And If Sports Can't Be Inclusive Of Transgender Folks, Get Rid Of 'Em
Fuck boys sports and girls sports. If they're gonna exclude some kids because they're ignorant bigots, just eliminate the whole shitshow.
Put the money into buying lab supplies and hiring more teachers at better pay.
Or...
If having sports and shit in school and in the Olympics and pro leagues, is important, then be inclusive. Trans boys on the boys teams and trans girls on the girls teams.
If baggers and other shabby bigots can't deal with it, fuck them in their eye holes with flaming ginger dildos.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Monday, June 27, 2022
The Next One Of These Risible 'Vaccine Injury' Stories That Is True Will Be The First One
McCullough, Malone, Dore, RFK, all the dopes telling these stories are lying about every one.
Not a single one of these stories has held up.
There's no fucking way this rando's "medical team" confirmed his heart issues were caused by a coronavirus vaccine. This is not how vaccines work. This guy is most likely simply lying, OR he had a previously-diagnosed heart condition that would have made him ineligible for the shot in the first place.
It's all bullshit.
If you are a bagger, a libertarian, a Qtard, a Republican, a racist, a Proud Boy, a cop, a conservative of any kind and you are unvaccinated, you are truly doing the lords' work in helping the blessed holy bagger remover kill you, and that's the best thing you can do to make America greater again.
Praise be.
Freedom FROM Religion Is More Important Than Freedom OF Religion And Conservatism Is A Mental Defect
Any religious person is a simpleton who should not be taken seriously on any topic.
Whether they are a coach, a judge, or a politician.
It is long past time for free people to remove the influence of inane mythology from our culture and society.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Under his eye.
Sunday, June 26, 2022
Jennifer Rourke Knows All Cops Are Bastards, But Will She Have The Guts To Call For Abolishing The Police
So she becomes part of the problem just as much as the pig that punched her.
Sad.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Unless they support The 1312 Project.
Christ.
We Must All Thank Jesus And Florida For Bringing The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover To The World
If kids on non baggers have to die, and sick people, and newborns, and shit, well, that's racing motherfuckers.
The bagger remover will never be stopped as long as Florida is a thing.
Praise be.
Saturday, June 25, 2022
Phoebe Bridgers Has A Better Understanding Of Abortion Than 50 Years Of Dems
Bridgers gets it, atmo.
So good for her.
And prob not so good that the Dems are such simpletons.
Friday, June 24, 2022
Jessica Valenti And The Rest Of The Stillwithhering Hildos And KHive Scum And Neolib Shitheads Are About To Get Some Of What They Deserve
These miserable neolib simpletons backed the candidate who picked a disgusting anti-choice reactionary zealot as VP instead of the candidate who had been avowedly and unwaveringly pro-choice for his entire political career, never having been a Goldwater Girl or anything.
Valenti and the rest of nasty cabal of rock-ribbed assholes deserve everything they get, but, unfortunately, the rest of the people are about to get skullfucked, too.
Nice job, Jess.
That Sound You Hear Is The Crumbling Of The Failed State (With Bonus Jimmy Dore Fisking)
Crumbling.
The foundation is collapsing all around you while you do nothing.
You can't do anything.
Helpless.
Take comfort, it won't be much longer now.
You won't have to live with your failure anymore.
Thursday, June 23, 2022
All The World Is Fisking The Execrable Hack And Shabby Bigot Emily Bazelon
Delete your account Emily Bazelon.
What a miserable fucking nasty hack she is.
Trans
Rights
Are
Human
Rights.
Megan Rapinoe Is Fucking Great
And Rapinoe is leading on this issue.
Will never not be a fan of Megan Rapinoe from now on.
Wednesday, June 22, 2022
Kim Kardashian Is A Fucking Idiot
The world is full of grotesques and Kim Kardashian is one of the most disgusting.
What a fucking ignoramus.
Just a vile group all around.
Christ.
Tuesday, June 21, 2022
Gustavo Petro! And Even Better, The Baggers Are Scared Shitless Of Him!
Petro seems fine, and he's way better than right-wing cocksucker he was running against.
But the best part is not that the people will be better off and prosperity will benefit way more of the population. The best part is that weak little Free RePubic baggers are scared shitless of him.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Put Megan Rapinoe In Charge Of International Athletics--She Gets It, Atmo
Sure as shit Rapinoe should be in charge of FINA.
She gets it right: trans exclusion is cruelty.
Trans women and trans girls are not harming sports or competition, but excluding them is an act of cruelty.
Bigotry is never right or just.
And it's the most cowardly form of bigotry imaginable.
TERFs are way worse than asshole cancer.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Monday, June 20, 2022
Pro Tip For FINA: If You Are Getting Approval From Conservatives, Bigots, Racists, TERFs, And Nazis, You Are Wrong
Human rights means everyone, assholes.
If someone says they are a woman and identify as a woman, then that person is a woman. It's not hard to figure this out.
Trans women are no threat to competition.
Trans women are no threat to cis women.
You are on the side of the fucking worst people on the fucking planet.
Human Rights Means Everytone--Or It Means No One
Trans rights are human rights or human rights don't exist.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
TERFs are dumber than dog shit.
Sunday, June 19, 2022
When Donald Trump Picks Senator Herschel Walker As His VP And Wins In 2024, America Will Truly Be Greater Again
Imagine President Trump and VP Walker alone in a room discussing affairs of state.
Glorious!
Through the love of jesus h christ, we will make this happen.
FreeDUMB!
Gaulzetti Was A Fucking Shitshow, Atmo
Gaulzetti Bikes, The Jerk, the cult of personality, it was all a frail grift.
Sat.
Cyclists are so fucking gullible.
Saturday, June 18, 2022
There Are No More Good Days Here--Probably Never Were, Anyway
Time to trash the whole fucking thing...
Friday, June 17, 2022
Florida Will Always Be The Gods-Damned Baggiest Morons Anywhere
Florida is run by complete idiots because jesus wants them to suffer and die by the blessed work of the beautiful brave bagger remover.
Ron DeSantis is not just a world-class retard, he's also a mass murderer.
Of Floridamans.
Thanks, Trump.
Jane Says Baggers Are Chickenshit Little Pussies
Bagger pussies think they're the only ones with guns...
Thursday, June 16, 2022
The Young Women And Girls Picking The Melons In Jacobabad Are Not Causing The Problem
Jesus sure must hate those girls and those women, with their babies and their families and their melons.
Or he loves them fifty plus degrees Celsius.
Which is some hot fucking love.
When it happens in the Hamptons, then it will be a problem...
Wednesday, June 15, 2022
The Beautiful Brave Bagger Remover Continues To Be The Greatest Gift America Has Ever Received From Jesus
And that holy bagger remover has not been working alone.
Reading all the comments from utter stupid fucking assholes fills me with such joy because I know that many of them will suffer and die simply because they are reactionary morons.
Fewer baggers, better America
Praise be.
Shovel-Faced Reactionary Airhead Lauren Boebert Has Been A VERY NAUGHTY Girl
Extremely hard to believe anybody would be hard up enough to pay for that ugly skank, tho.
She's a mutt.
Trump would.
Definitely.
Prob any of his kids, too.
So there's that.
Reactionary Hack Nellie Bowles Will Definitely See You Next Tuesday
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Tuesday, June 14, 2022
Jeez, Beta MTB Didn't Last Too Long...
Glad Mike Ferrentino jumped ship while he could.
Pinkbike's next, atmo...
TERFs, Bigots, And Baggers Are All Child Abusers And I Hate Them
It's time t end the scourge of conservative ignorance and hatred once and for all.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
If one person is not free, no one is free.
Abusing trans kids is child abuse.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Tell Me You're A Super Horny And Frustrated Self-Hating Closet Case Without...
The Free RePubic baggers loves them the gay sauce.
But they hate themselves for being such rampant cock mongers.
Sad.
thanks, Trump.
Monday, June 13, 2022
The Heritage Foundation, All The Dumbest Reactionary Simpletons, Vacuous Pissboys, And D-LIst Bootlickers All In One Disgusting Cesspool
Calling them dumber than dog shit is an insult to dog shit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Eliminate student loan debt now.
If the HF and the conservatives hate it, that means it's completely the right thing to do.
Don't Vote Blue, No Matter Who
The Dems are a cesspool of reactionary racism, greed, and corruption.
Don't vote for baggers, either.
Talentless Hack Ronald D. Moore Did To Televised Science Fiction Everything That Oprah Winfrey Did To American Society
Trite, useless, inane horseshit burying any hope of beauty or meaning.
Ronald D. Moore's Manimal.
Coming soon.
Update: utter drivel.
This is Nerd Crew-level hackneyed twaddle.
Christ.
Holy Shit, The Free RePubic Baggers Really Are Unbellievably Dumb--They Believe That The Shroud Of Turin Is Genuine
Like that's fucking wicked retarded.
Anybody who believes in gods is a fucking simpleton, but what the actual fuck.
Baggers truly are dumber than dog shit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Christianity is stupid.
Sunday, June 12, 2022
The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Has Never Stopped Removing Baggers And Working To Make America Greater Again
More dead baggers, more better America.
The holy bagger remover is the greatest gift jesus ever gave the world.
Thanks, Trump!
Baggers Shoot Themselves In Their Dicks In Idaho
Idaho sure seems nice.
These rocket surgeons truly are the best and brightest the white race has to offer.
Thanks, Trump.
Oprah Winfrey Is One Of The Most Dangerously Stupid And Insanely Evil People Who Ever Lived
Few villains more grotesque than Oprah.
She's done so much to destroy American society while enriching herself beyond measure.
A truly vile human being.
American Democracy And The Light Of Freedom Were Preserved Because Trump Was Too Fucking Fat And Sickly To Walk To His Coup
If Trump had been a healthy man, he'd be President For Life today.
Sad.
Thanks, McDonald's.
The Washington Post, Clueless Dipshits
Bezos made that paper way dumber.
Jfc they're dumber than dog shit.
Saturday, June 11, 2022
Conservatives Are The Frailest Little Cowards Anywhere
Cope harder, you fucking pussies.
Yuge beta cuck gimp energy from every fucking conservative out there.
Sad.
Thanks, Trump.
Friday, June 10, 2022
Bakari Sellers Is A Yuge Corrupt Reacionary Piece Of Shit
Black neolibs in South Carolina are the most horrible and corrupt people on the fucking planet.
Calling them Toms is an insult to Uncle Tom.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
I stand with Palestine against the racist apartheid state of Israel.
Our Failed State Will Be The End Of Everything, Eventually
We'll take the rest of the world with us, one way or another.
Probably a world-wide nuclear conflagration.
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Fewer Guns, Fewer Deaths, So Just Take ALL The Damn Guns And Solve This Problem Like Every Other Country On Earth
Guns and guntards are incompatible with a civilized society.
And armed culture is a mentally defective culture.
Take all the fucking guns from all the fucking violent racist reactionary morons.
Including cops.
Everyone with half a brain understands this:
Gun Control Now.
Thursday, June 9, 2022
Excellent Fisking Of The New York Times Manufacturing Consent For The Fascists
Americans are the most propagandized people on Earth.
Don't give any of your money to that fucking paper.
Rebecca Traister And The Rest Of The PUMAs, StillWithering Hildos, Obama Fluffers, KHive Morons, Rapey Uncle Joe Stans, Nitwits, Neolibs, Half-Wits, Shitlibs, Establishment Dems Are All Getting Exactly What They Deserve
We are all living in the hell created by fatuous simpletons like Rebecca Traister.
They deserve it but the rest of us do not.
Those fucking clowns refused to back the more popular candidate EVEN THO THAT CANDIDATE WAS A STRONG BELIEVER IN ALL THE THINGS TRAISTER AND THAT BAND OF IDIOTS CLAIM TO CARE ABOUT, and now we're all about to witness the terrifying world made by reactionary white women and corrupt hard-right Democrats.
Enjoy it, you fucking assholes.
I Seem To Remember The Most Popular Politician In The US Saying Something About Raising Social Security Benefits During The 2016 & 2020 Campaigns
Fucked up how that happened.
Twice.
Especially when that candidate was the one candidate running on many of the most popular issues in American politics.
But, yeah, raise SS.
The Power Of Christ Compels You Never Ever Vote For Dems
Dems are not better than Republicans when they ARE Republicans.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Wednesday, June 8, 2022
Yahoo's Rick Newman Is Pretty Much An Ambulatory Stool Sample At This Point
Rick Newman makes even the most beta pissboys look bad.
Sad.
'Centrists" Are Actually Hard-Right Idealogues
There's no left anywhere in the media or political establishment professional class.
What the baggers call communists are really center-right.
Tuesday, June 7, 2022
Daily Reminder: Never, Ever Vote For Dems
Nancy Reagan was a vile reactionary cunt.
She was literally a cocksucker, and that was the only good thing about her.
Rapey Uncle Joe and his idiot wife are no better.
Monday, June 6, 2022
Dave Weigel, Libertarian Boy, Learns To Never Tweet
Sad.
Libertarian boys cannot catch a break.
Pro war libertarian boys are fine, tho.
Keep In Mind That The Dems Cannot Find ANY Way To Defeat This Party In November
It's almost like they're on the same side.
Rapey Uncle Joe is a racist motherfucker.
Both parties support the same white nationalist principles.
Weird.
Failed State And Empire In Decline
Thank christ the American experiment is about dead.
Unfortunately for everyone else, we're fixin' to take all those sorry motherfuckers with us...
Masks Work, And The 'Alt Left' Dummies Who Sided With Peter Thiel And His Racist Reactionary Nitwit Army Must Never Be Forgiven
If you side with the conservatives against science you are always wrong.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Jimmy Dore and the rest are fucking shitheads.
Sunday, June 5, 2022
Pro Tip For Leonard Pitts Jr: The GOP Was Always A Party Of Unhinged Violent Racist Reactionary Simpletons
Trump was the same as Reagan as Bush as Romney as McCain as all of them.
conservatism IS a mental defect.
Baggers ARE dumber than dog shit.
Asshole.
Saturday, June 4, 2022
It's Not The End Of The Local Bike Shop, It's The End Of The Bicycle
Soon there won't be any high-end bikes for consumers, only electric motorcycles in place of mountain bikes and electric mopeds in place of pavement bikes, branded with well-known motorcycle and scooter names.
Most of these things will be the cheapest, most disposable Chinese garbage that is not worth repairing or upgrading.
A few famous bike brand names may live on but the companies will be long dead.
Friday, June 3, 2022
Pro Tip: Florida Is The REAL Special State
Shame on the Special Olympics for doing anything in Florida.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
And now lots of folks will get sick.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Baggers Eat Their Own
It's so nice to watch the baggers fight amongst themselves, too demented to see that they're all vile scum and dumber than dog shit.
Thursday, June 2, 2022
Quick & Dirty Fisking Of The Fatuous Limey Turd Boris Johnson
It's true that Johnson is an utterly banal reactionary upper-class half-wit.
The lowest form of life on Earth is the blubbering Tory.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
In Johnson's case, it's a web-toed inbred-type defect as well.
Defects.
Wednesday, June 1, 2022
Tom Treece Proves Conservatism Is A Mental Defect, So Gun Control Now
Bagger retards need to be culled.
Racist guntards are the enemies of any free society.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Gun control now.