the obama-gingrich debate would be the most embarrassing thing newt's ever done

debating president obama would be more embarrassing for newt gingrich than his sweaty, viagra-fueled failures in bed with wives two and three.  i'll bet dollars to donuts that gingrich's wives have done more for duracell than even bill o'reilly's vibrating butt-falafel.  republican pundits and republican teabagger assholes are even dumber than i thought if they really believe that obama wouldn't have gingrich blubbering and crying like a greasy bitch about two minutes into any debate.  obama's a cool customer and not completely bugfuck insane and dumb as a rock the way newt gingrich is.  gingrich is only seen as a brilliant, vibrant, deep-thinking intellectual by people who can't tell their lunch from their turds without tasting both.  there's no way obama wouldn't cut off his right left arm to get a chance to run against gingrich.