more disgusting stuff that gets bill o'reilly hard

why do i get the feeling that this atrocity is exactly the kind of shit--the only kind of shit--that gets bill o'reilly locked and loaded to sexually harass his employees and fit rubber toys up his keester?  if only that girl was andrea mackris and that daddy-o abuser was bill o'reilly, bill wouldn't mind being divorced and having his wife get the high hard one from a real working lawman!