Attention Texas: Chemical Plants Probably Don't Belong Right Next To School And Hospitals

Texas, it's like a whole other circle of hell.  Congrats, Texas, you win the biggest assholes in the world award again for being the just the sort of Galtian paradise where job creators are free to run chemical plants right next to schools and nursing homes.  Hey!  Freedom, motherfrakker!  This is what it is all about.  A dozen dead.  Homes destroyed.  Fires.  It's all good.  This is just like hell.  It is Texas!  And even better, the tee vee reports tonight say that the plant had not been inspected since the 80's.  Brilliant!  Nice going assholes.  Here's a science tip for you morons: Ammonium nitrate and anhydrous ammonia can be extremely dangerous, especially when rigorous safety practices are not followed.  Just when you thought Texas could not possibly get any worse.