Entry-Level Stock Women's Mountain Bike Time Machine Trip

This thing has it all: pinky, purpley color; round tubes; atrocious Chinese Marzocchi fork; hopeless, on-the-way-out Hayes disc brakes; middle-period Kona graphics; annoyingly cheap running gear.  It's only been eight years, but this sled is starting to look downright quaint.  If I could get that time machine working, I would grab a coupla' these and bring 'em back in the box for future frame harvesting.