Even A Tawdry Cracker Abuser Can't Make NASCAR Interesting To Non-Racists

Only web-toed teabagger racist assholes give a fuck about car racing like NASCAR.  NASCAR ain't a sport, and most decent gods-fearing Americans whose parents were not in fact brother and sister would believe a Kurt Busch capable of any violence or atrocity.  But so what?  It's fucking pointless and boring.  America, Fuck Yeah!