Rush Limbaugh Presents The Waters Of Mars

Unroll the tinfoil! It's a conspiracy!  Once again, Limbaugh is way ahead of the curve on this exceptional American truth.  You see, the Dems and commies and faggots and feminazis invented science to hurt the Republicans at the polls.  Science is a lie and only exceptional teabaggers can save America from those godless scienentitians.  Those bastard Dems probably invented Mars just to piss off Republicans, too.