Monday, February 1, 2016

5 Tickets Out Of Iowa For Republicans? Keep Dreaming, Fuckers!

It would be nice for you idiots to think so, motherfrakkers, but there are either exactly 1 or 2 tickets out of Iowa.  If Trump wins, it's 1, and Trump will effectively run the table for the nomination.  If Trump comes in second, then Jeb! probably gets the chance regardless of where he actually finishes because Rubio is a fucking weeny, Cruz is a hateful, teabagging ogre, Christie is a stinking bloated carcass, and Kasich is a fucking disgusting creep--unfortunately for the world, Jeb! is the only viable choice for the Republican establishment as it finds itself scared shitless of Trump.

Regardless, there are no five fucking tickets out of Iowa.  That bullshit is wishful whistling past the graveyard by the scam artists and two-bit whores like Huckabee and Carson and Santorum and Paul.  At the most it's Trump plus one, and that one is Jeb! by default.  Or it could be Trump plus none, as the nomination suddenly falls to Trump more than nine months before election day.  Gonna be a tough 2016 for the Republican party.

No comments:

Post a Comment