Always And Forever, Flat-Earthers Are A Special Flavor Of Demented

You have to be so beautifully dull-witted to be a flat-Earth moron.  You need to be something so far beyond ignorant of elementary-school science, and at the same time more deranged than the batshit nuttiest padded-cell barking lunatic, that the horrid screaming inanity transmogrifies into the sublime.  Flat-Earthers don't deserve even of a millisecond of our consideration, but in the age of such violent stupidity, to be a flat-Earther is something that manages to be remarkable.