Los Angeles Is Burning, Or Soon Will Be

Not just LA and earthquakes and shit, but the entire hydrocarbon infrastructure is a fucking shit show exploding in slow motion.  Fuel storage and transport are not things we are being super diligent about keeping up to snuff.  Every year brings more potential for a massive, dangerous failure, and the expense of mitigating the damage will be greater the longer we wait.  America!  Fuck Yeah!