Noises On, Motherfrakker

Libby Watson And The Gossip Kids Go All-In On Single Payer

Good for them. Fight for your rights.  Watson is correct that a public option or buy-in bullshit is not good enough now.  Obammy had the chance and fucked it up for everyone, so now the only thing to do is just get the single-payer type plan going ASAPylike. 

John LeFevre Proves We Have A Never-Ending Supply Of Baggatron Cocksuckers Who Are Dumber Than Dog Shit

Dumber than dog shit.  LeFevre is a two-bit grifter who somehow thinks talking shit about AOC will get him a lucrative GOP pissboy concession.  I think the GOP can do better.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Stephen Miller's Lifestyle Anthem

Poor Stupid Candace Owens' Career As An Uncle Tom For The Fox Generation Is Not Going So Well

It's pretty fucking obvious that Candace Owens is a big brain very stable genius.  And not at all a braying fucking lunatic.  Not. At. All.  That Hitler guy, tho.

Patrick Ruffini Is The Exemplar Of Fatuous Morons Who Staff The GOP

This screaming fucktard cobs himself without evening knowing what he's doing.  The GOP elected and appointed officials are routinely the stupidest people on the fucking planet, yet their staff seemingly impossibly are uniformly worse.  Patrick Ruffini is a proud racist reactionary Republican.  He's also an utter fucking buffoon.  Red State and Clown Hall, Bush/Cheney, and bowel movement conservatism, Ruffini is the perfect GOP fucktard.

Curt Schilling Is So Fucking Sick Of All That Winning! Bigly!!

Yuge HOF teabagging pussy!  So much winning for Curt Schilling.  Too bad everyone knows now what a nasty fucking racist reactionary creep he is.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Super Star

Exceptional American GOP Anthem

Frisky Fish-In-Barrel Prager U Fisking

Good times.  The cottage industry of dragging Dennis Prager on YouTube is probably the most worthwhile American innovation in at least a century.  Thank you, jesus.

Pease

Loathsome Baggatron Cocksuckers Have A Sad Over John Roberts

The vile teabagging fuckfaces are apoplectic over the dumb Louisiana abortion TRAP law.  It's fun to watch a fuck ton of old racist white men get all hissy over jesus and the unborn babies every time they lose.  John Roberts is the bad guy this time because he doesn't want to go down as a bugfuck insane rock-ribbed reactionary full-retard Chief Justice like that racist cocksucker William Rehnquist.  Heh, indeedy.

Maybe The Dumbest Thing About Elite Colleges You Could Read Today

Dumb. Very dumb.  People born in 1978 or earlier might remember when Stanford was about as exclusive as the University of Miami, but it would probably be considered bad form to bring that up in 2019.  The elite cohort at Harvard is less than 10% of the student body; they need to make room for the athletes and the legacies and famous kids and the children of the oligarchs and the children of the dictators.  There are just as many smart, hardworking kids at UMass Boston as at Harvard, measured as a percentage of the total number of students.  Maybe more at UMass Boston.  The difference is that most of the kids at Harvard are extremely wealthy and connected.

If you want to find out what the kids at the best college think about Harvard and Stanford and the rest, talk to some of the beautiful people at Williams.

QTards: Fuck Them

QAnon Lunatics Are Also Fundie Jesus Freaks

Qtard = screaming christian fundamentalist asshole.  I guess nobody should be surprised that someone dumb enough to believe jesus was real will also believe that this QAnon insanity is real, too.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

The Serge

We Should Hire The Mountain Lion Choker To Deal With Conservatives

Conservatives, racists, MAGAtards, revanchists, Republicans, all those reactionary right-wing fuckbags are way worse than bitey cougars.

The QAnon Tards Are Utterly Broken

Trump being cucked by Nancy Pelosi again at the SOTU has obliterated the Qtards.  They are some sad motherfuckers, but let's not miss a chance to point and laugh at them while thinking about just how stupid and lonely you would have to be to worship that fat orange shitgibbon.  No mass arrests, no military tribunals, no firing squads, and no gay racist wall, ever. 

Looks Like We Got A Lot Of Not Very Smart Brothers Up In This Place

Stephen A. Crockett, Jr.: not very smart brother.  Sad.  Hating on Sanders is the surest sign you're a fucking utter dipshit, whether you're black, white, brown, blue, green, purple, striped.  Is it racist to want African Americans to be better at this shit than whites?  Maybe.  And too fucking bad.  Sanders is the most popular politician in America for a reason, but certain clowns always gotta be too stupid for their own good.

Matty Yglesias Is Too Dumb To Be A Corn Cob

This trust fund baby and friend of Ezra Klein is a fucking dope.  Anybody who thought that inbred Kennedy idiot was good is a fucking imbecile.