Not Breaking News: Thurston Moore Is A Titanic Asshole

Didn't anybody think of Mark Ibold.

Christ.

What a dumb mutherfukker Thurston Moore is, though Jim O'Rourke has something to answer for, certainly.  Moore had it all and fucked up.  Sure, you suck, but you're just some rando loser and not the guy in Sonic Youth.

No matter what, all of us can say "Well, I'm not as big a fuckup as Thurston Moore".

Unless, well, you know...

Walter Presents: Wout Van Aert Is A Fukkin' Beast

Pro Tip: Every Conservative Is A Closet Case, Probably

The louder a bagger brays about globohomo, the bigger the assurance that they are gay as fuck.

Matt Schlapp is not the only one.

Of course if you were married to Mercedes Schlapp, you would crave the dick, too.

Ugly fucking nasty cunt.

Sad.

Thanks, Clinton.

TWIV: Jimmy Dore Is Still A Grotesque Imbecile

Sea Starz

Matt Schlapp Sets Of Every Gaydar From Here To The Center Of The Galaxy And Back

I mean he's yes homo.

Globohomo.

A big gay Al.

Matt Schlapp is a cock monger.  You only have to see him for five seconds to see that shit.

Under his eye.

Elron Musk Is Yuge Beta Cuck Loser

And his little dick don't even work!

There's no bigger beta cuck loser in the world than Elron Musk.

Praise be!

Dan Crenshaw Is A Super Butch Manlet!

So tuff!

So ruff!

He's a man's man.

At 5'2".

Heh, indeedy.

TWIV: Every Day Jimmy Dore Gets Dumber

The Damage Trump Has Done To The GOP Is A Wonder To Behold

Fucking glorious. 

The Free RePubic baggers are in shambles now, too--Trump's managed to destroy their baggy insanity as a treat.

Brilliant!

Thanks, Obama.

Katie Hobbs Is Way Smarter Than Kari Lake

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Heh, indeedy.

Thanks, Trump.

Pontevedra In Spain Sounds Lovely

Not a shithole.

Wicked cool.

Who knew Spaniards were so fukkin' smart.

Rainy Day Reel Estate

Kevin McCarthy Is A Yuge Loser

Imagine if AOC and her merry band of clowns had been as interested in change as those GOP creeps like Gym Jordan.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Bro...

Nobody Cries Harder Than Free RePubic Baggers

Weepy little bitches.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Jamie Peck, Pain Less

Jamie Peck and the painless IUD.

Healthcare for women, especially reproductive health care is a fucking joke.

Jesus.

Jamie Peck was the last best hope for Sam Seder, too.

How'd that work out?

Everybody Knows Elron's Dumb Now

Poor dumb bastard isn't hiding it anymore.

Sad.

Thanks, Jack.

J Powered Trio

Finally, That Vile Kraut Is Enjoying Hell

Fukkin' Nazi piece of shit.

Die Popenfuherer is ded.

Some people always hated that creepy reactionary cokksukker.  Just sayin'.