Whatever Happened To A Boyfriend, Uh, Diplomacy In Syria

The kinda guy who tries to win you over.  Why does it have to be Putin, for Christ's sake?  Why wasn't diplomacy the first choice and the only choice for civilized people?  Why the fuck were cruise missiles ever a sensible option?  Oh, yeah, but Putin just may have pulled a cheap stunt and saved from real live lives.  It sucks donkey balls that a feller like Putin seems to be better at this game than Obama or Kerry are.  But, whatever keeps extra poor, helpless people from being killed is a good thing, so Putin should probably get a cookie for not sucking nearly as bad at this Syria game as the President and the Secretary of State.