Monday, September 9, 2013

Please, Jesus, I Have A Dream For George Zimmerman

Though it might be sorta glorious in a Tarantino way to have Zimmerman gunned down on live tee vee by a dozen cops of all races and sexes chanting "We are all Trayvon" after Zimmerman gets drunk and makes threats with his gun to the wrong people, I would actually like him to live and not in fact be shot 80 times during Hannity's show--because we have already lost enough to senseless violence--but instead I prefer him to have a non-lethal law enforcement encounter after which he is seen bloody and blubbering and crying after an arrest captured in stunningly clear high-definition video to live in forever on the interwebs.  Living a long time with that indignity and finally being unmasked as a ginormous pussy in front of the world would be just about perfect for Mr. Zimmerman, so please, Jesus, please, please let me get what I want this time.  (And then take his fucking guns away before he or somebody else gets killed.)

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