Reverend Al And The Eff-Bee-Eye

This seems like a bullshit parade.  Bullshit from the Feds, bullshit from the racist assholes and haters, and bullshit from Sharpton.  There's gonna be so much lying, ass-covering, obfuscation, and finger-pointing that we may never get the real story, and that would be a shame, because I'm sure there's an even better true story somewhere under there which would be way more entertaining than the bullshit cavalcade gearing up right now.  If we are very very good, we should pray to jesus frakking christ that we get the bestest entertainment out of this and the glorious true funfetti.