Why The Fuque Would Anyone Make A Riv Atlantis With Those Stupid Long Chainstays?

Jesus christ.  The original Atlantis is a fucking perfect bike.  Nice lugs, great design, everything works.  This is just a fucking botched abortion in an elevator.  Dumb, dumb, dumb.  A cheaper Atlantis to go along with the USA one would be a good idea, but those asinine chainstays and ugly sloped top tube are fucking awful.  Jan Heine and Richard Sachs should find Grant and kick him in the jimmy, atmo.