The Federalist Hires Only The Most Risible And Inept Plagiarists And Morons Like Michael Graham

If you suck too hard for even Fox "News" and Alex Jones, maybe The Federalist will give you a pity job. It worked for Michael Graham!  Just think, without Ben Domenech-McCain's gay little website, Michael Graham would be squatting in a puddle eating worms or giving toothy blowjobs for smack.  Either way, only the bumbling asswipes who pal around with noted plagiarist Domenech-McCain are dumb enough to equate the NRA racist violent scum with true American heroes fighting for the most basic human rights in Planned Parenthood.  Fuck Graham and his imbecilic plagiarist boss Ben Domenech-McCain.