This Is What A Self-Hating, Impotent, Bed-Wetting Closet Case Looks Like

A real alpha man. Sure.  If this fucking racist pussy homo could just learn to love himself and his boiling, never-ending desire for sweet rock-hard man meat, all his problems would disappear.  But since he's a conservative fuckhead, he's gonna have to live a life of hilarious desperation while fondling his metal penis substitute.